After I became a shemale liar

When I went online the next day, the speakers in the game were in full swing. I knew the main characters, Achilles and Red Carp.

[Achilles: Are you sick? Can you let me finish this boss?]

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: No way]

【Achilles: Do you know that you made me miss a hundred million】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: One hundred million is not blind to fall in love with you]

[Achilles: Nima egg, wait in the wild, labor and capital will kill you in minutes]

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: I've been in the wild all the time, friend]

The world is also very lively:

[Unexpectedly: look, look, my male god has appeared again! ]

[Wind Rye: Daily Guess Attack]

[Ryu Onodera: The name is divided into attack and reception]

[Yueheifenggaoye: www big boss is big boss, quarrels are all on the loudspeaker!In the next five body throw!All fours! ]

[Kazeran: Huh? ?Four legs?You only have three legs if you count them all. Where did you get the other one? ]

[Chestnut: I report!Yesterday I saw him date a young lady on a dark and stormy night, and left his fourth leg there! ! ]

[Actually: 66666 boss]

[Affectionate: 6666666]

[Willow bank combing eyebrows: 666666's flying]

[The moon is dark and the wind is high: ...the world is going down, it's unsightly! ! ]

[Xianbei: So my friends, why are your concerns so strange... At least I have a young lady who invites you... You...]

[Affectionate: crit.jpg]

[Hibiscus: Knowing Blow.jpg]

[Jingmo: Fatal Blow.jpg]

[Mujin: So the bosses playing the trumpet are actually showing their affection, and bullying that we have no daughter-in-law. . ]

[Lizi: Oh no, it’s just you, actually we all have it]

[Mujin: Heh, let me go, let me kill some hostile enemies]

[Actually: Mmm, crushing, crushing, crushing, crushing]

[Yue Hei Feng Gao Ye: I have a sentence mmp must say, you are poisonous]

I don't need to watch the melon-eating crowd's group show, I understand that the boss of Achilles must have been snatched by the red carp again.

After crossing out all the system prompts, I saw Achilles' message from last night, asking me to log him online.

Oh, it seems to be giving me money.

It turned out that another week had passed.

I chatted with him in private and made an appointment with him, so I rushed to get the money.

The amount of silver taels in the warehouse has increased again.

But so far, I haven't done anything...

Achilles is even more picky than me sometimes, but he is willing to support me as an undercover agent for 500 million a week?

I'm a bit puzzled.

Achilles seemed to see my doubts, and after we parted, he sent me a message: "Remember what I said, you are a newcomer to meet each other now, you must know how to hibernate, and don't have anything to do with the peach blossoms. You bastard, if you have more time to fight with them and cheat two enemies to us, you have to look like an undercover agent, don't play too high-end, it will easily arouse suspicion, it will be of great use for me to keep you, remember, this is called Dormant."

"..."

Well, since I want to hibernate and keep a low profile, then I must not continue to hang out with the Red Carp regular team, but I dare not tell Taohua, so I found Red Carp and Pink Phoenix.

I tried my best to express euphemistically that I might not have much time to go online, and asked them to find another bonded milk.

Red Carp: "It's okay! Anyway, we don't need a nurse! Do as you please, it doesn't matter, we will reserve a spot for you, you can stand without a nurse, trust me!"

...Then it wasn't you who begged to bury my chest the day I first joined the gang?You'll be howling endlessly if you lose a little blood in the battle, how dare you say you can stand? exm? ?Is it false that you will die without a nanny? ?

Me: "No, no, that's too wasteful really, boss, you see your team is so strong, how can you do without a doctor, I..."

The red carp interrupted me: "So you should finish your real work efficiently and get on the game early!"

Me: "But in reality, I do have a lot of things to do, and maybe I can only attend once or twice a week."

Red Carp: "Ah... are you so busy..."

As soon as I saw something interesting, I quickly continued: "So you don't have to worry about me, boss. Really, you must find another nanny girl! For example, Lihua! Right! She should have almost got the doctor's equipment after changing jobs for so long!"

Red Carp: "No, you don't understand, what I bring is not milk, but feelings."

"..."

I can't communicate with this person.

Red Carp didn't say anything more, but Pink Phoenix did.

Pink Phoenix: "No."

Fan Fenghuang: "Don't want a nanny, a nanny has a lot of things to do, and women are too troublesome."

I:"……"

Fen Fenghuang: "Ah, of course, I'm not talking about you. Li Yu and I both like you very much. It's been a long time since I've seen such a girl who is so quiet and tough."

I smiled helplessly: "Thank you."

Fan Fenghuang: "You may not know that we haven't been taken care of by such a hot post for a long time. With you, we are more comfortable fighting than other times. When you are charged, you can solve it for us immediately. You don’t have to worry about losing blood, you can get milk back after brushing, and when you fight, you can take one with you and the other can take two,,, that can’t be done by just relying on equipment.”

The red carp echoed: "That's right! That's what I mean!"

Fan Fenghuang: "Also, didn't we get a new team, seven in total, with multiple output, we absorbed the extra one into our team, and she is also a very tough girl. We have hope for the next contest."

Red Carp: "That's right, Dong Xue, don't quit the fixed team, even if it's just for a martial arts competition!"

I:"……"

After all, I couldn't refuse this kind of persuasion, and when I was about to lose my head when I wanted to say something, I saw a line of obscene reminders appearing below.

【Your husband Peach Blossom has entered the game with a smile on her face】

In the next second, he was pulled into the team.

Red Carp urged him very anxiously: "Hurry up, Dongxue is leaving the fixed team, is it because you bullied him hard in the usual sparring! Hurry up and apologize!"

Tao Hua was probably stunned by this development, and took a few seconds to ask before asking, "Retire from the regular team?"

I typed to explain: "==It's not your reason."

Taohua: "Yeah."

"Yeah." After that, he turned his head and asked Red Carp: "I remember you found an output, where is it?"

Red Carp: "Wait, I'll call you over right away."

. . .I seem to be ignored?

Izumo quickly joined the team.

Her ID is - old lady of the Xu family.

Of course, it's not just her name that is so sick, their whole family has this format, such as the head of the Xu family, the chief manager of the Xu family, and the second young master of the Xu family.

The entire Xu family compound.

The old lady is indeed a girl, a genuine female man, her voice is as loud as a bronze bell, as soon as she enters YY, everyone is shocked.

Red Carp asked her why she called the old man of the Xu family, and the old man said: "In this way, when someone beats me, I will shout, beat that old man, beat that old man! Thinking about it, I think it's very cheap."

yy was silent for a while.

The old man: "Hahaha, but you can call me Xu Xu, hahaha."

After she finished speaking, yy became even more silent.

I know it's rude of me to say that I want to quit the regular team at this time, but... this kind of thing will be more difficult to achieve the second time!

So I still typed in the team: "That..."

Tao Hua: "Well, the old man is here to discuss two."

The old man: "Come here!"

The two of them entered the sparring field, Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang also went in to watch, and I waited outside, scratching my head.

After the peach blossoms came out, Fen Fenghuang ordered the old man to discuss.

I. . .

After all these two people came out, Red Carp and the old man went in again.

"..."

Another 5 minutes later, the red carp came out with residual blood.

The two are still complimenting and complimenting:

Red Carp: "The operation is good, the operation is good."

The old man cupped his hands: "Acceptance, acquiescence."

Red Carp: "Where is it?"

The old man: "Thanks for the prize."

Red Carp: "Gone out of control."

"..."

My heart is bleeding.

It's all over!I can say it!

Unexpectedly, just after I typed two words, Tao Hua said in yy: "Xiao Xu, try with Liu Se."

Immediately afterwards, a request for a discussion was handed to me.

After I entered, I was about to rush to the center after I was finished, when the old man suddenly said, "Wait a minute."

I:"???"

The old man: "Wait a minute, I'll take off a ring, otherwise it's like suppressing you."

"Ah."

But the old lady who took off a ring is also very strong. We were in a stalemate for 2 minutes. She wanted to deal with me vigorously at first, but I milked her back. On the contrary, her blood was poisoned bit by bit. devour.

Although it seems that I have the upper hand, in fact, my hand has been pressing on the blood increase button and I dare not let go. The blindness of Izumo almost never misses me, and I struggle to work myself in the dark up.

In the end, it ended up being slowly poisoned by me.

After coming out, Xu Xu added me as a friend: "Wow, it's amazing."

Me: "You are missing a ring, otherwise I really can't fight."

Xu Xu: "But you are really good. I have been playing games for so many years, and your operation can be ranked among the top three."

I:"--"

Xu Xu: "Peach blossoms have a good eye for picking a daughter-in-law!"

Taohua: "Yeah."

Xu Xu can also be regarded as a marriage maniac. It is said that she has just changed this number not long ago and has been married three times.

Don't ask me why someone like Xu Xu can marry so many times, because she is a man standing at the top of the Izumo food chain, a RMB warrior.

I am still puzzled.

Are men's tastes so strange now? Isn't it true that girls are gentle and quiet?Why would anyone like someone like Xu Xu who is attacking, suffering, and paralyzed all day long!

like me!I just like the gentle and cute Lu Haiji!

Hey, no, what did I want to tell them just now?

The author has something to say: Sorry for being late again