After I became a shemale liar

I stretched out my hand to touch the four characters Miqing Yuanyuan, but unfortunately the touch told me that it was just a display screen.

After the invincible buff disappeared, Fang Xiao moved. Obviously, he had finished the map, and sent me a team invitation. I just added it a few seconds later, and another little nanny came in.

I took a closer look at the ID, you scumbag.

Oh, slowly.

Speaking of which, Xu Xu has been playing this little nanny account for a long time, and he doesn't seem to have any intention of making an account at all. It seems that he has made up his mind to play small paddling from now on.

I was just about to type to ask what I was going to do, when I saw Fang Xiao say, "Let's go, take my daughter to escort the darts."

"...Who is your daughter!"

Xu Xu watched the excitement and said, "Mother!"

I:"……"

MD kind of you shout again.

Xu Xu shrank away to her father winkingly, and asked if she wanted to set up another output.

I firmly refused.

Family ugliness should not be publicized, my friend, if people know that I have such a mentally handicapped daughter, my reputation will be ruined for the rest of my life.

After receiving the task and leaving the bodyguard bureau, she walked slowly in front, Fang Xiao and I guarded her on both sides, after walking a few steps, she suddenly said: "My number has quite high life skills, what medicine do you need to tell me?" Me, I can do it."

Me: "Okay, one hundred sets of status medicines each."

Xu Xu: "... Excuse me."

It was no accident that we ran into Liang Shanbo’s robbery team on the way to escort the escort. The combination of our three professions is not bad. There were too many clouds, and it actually sucked the two of us. There was no control on the other side, and Fang Xiao took turns to control the output. For a while, we were in a stalemate with the five people on the other side.

In the end, the gang leaders of both sides parachuted to the cross-server and made an appointment to fight at [-] o'clock tomorrow night, and fought vigorously on the scene before going back.

Back on the server, just as I stood firmly on the ground, a huge firework suddenly exploded under my feet.

I:"?"

Fang Xiao kicked Xu Xu out of the team, and dragged me back to his house.

I realized what he was going to do as soon as I saw the door of his house after passing the picture. Although there are only a handful of marriages in the game, but after so many years of playing the game, what kind of tricks do the big and small guys in the gang want to chase girls? I can do it all. Some of them find a bunch of relatives and friends to stand in a row and set off fireworks next to each other. Some use fireworks in the package to make a heart. What impresses me the most is that there are men who like them to use at home. Rose put up a QR code, which is said to be scannable, so I was anxious to call 666 for this wave of operations.

So I went inside with great anticipation.

...What are these? I remember that there were not so many wild ducks in a mess at the gate before. Isn’t there a cherry blossom in the center of the yard? Why is it now a dog’s tail flower? The main road from the gate to the main house is paved with chrysanthemums Along the way, a notice board was placed at the end of the road like a tombstone, with a silver candlestick on each side.

What about aesthetics? I just want to say, the owner of this house is a caveman, isn’t he a very stylish name in the past?

"..."

I felt that I might have caught his silence without counting down the seconds, and Shihua stayed there for a long time without anything to say.

Fang Xiao was walking ahead and saw that I was not moving, so he stopped and looked back at me: "Why don't you leave?"

Me: "I feel like I'm being frightened."

Fang Xiao was helpless: "Why are you frightened?"

Me: "It's like a typhoon passing through your house, can you not be scared?"

Fang Xiao: "The outside is for others to see, so what do you do to make it so beautiful, the back room is our own."

Me: "When I think about the outer courtyard of my family in the future, I want to choose death."

Fang Xiao: "Oh? I remember that when you got married last time, you didn't go home a few times. I spent several days decorating it in vain. I thought you didn't like that kind of thing. This time, I made a special kennel. Let you live."

I looked at the colorful chrysanthemums on both sides of the road and felt my eyes were challenged: "...it's my fault again."

Fang Xiao followed me into the house, and he didn't forget to say to me: "Yes, it's your fault. You would rather hang up outside the courtyard than come in."

...I dare not.

Indoors and outdoors are completely two worlds, the red carpet is the pavement, the red candles are hung high, everything is warm and dazzling red, and the festive style complements the warmth of the sunlight projected from the window.

current:

[Miqing Yuanyu: How about it, I have been tidying up since last week, the yard was done on purpose by me, I want you to take care of it yourself when you live in]

[Run away: I will take care of it, your yard will be more like a dog than it is now]

[Miqing Yuanyuan: It's okay, I just want a title]

[Run away: what title? 】

【Looking for Qing from afar: The Husband Who Run Away】

[Escape: ... Is this a marriage proposal? 】

Wu Xian turned around to face me and made a motion of proposing marriage.

[Miqing Yuanyu: Yes, this is my highest level. I have bought all the things used to decorate the bridal chamber at the trading station and they are out of stock. For the time being, I can only do this for now. Any potted plants I like can be planted at home. Get married Bar】

I carefully traced the outline of Wu Xian in front of me with my eyes.

【Escape: Alright, let's end it】

As soon as the voice fell, one after another fireworks exploded under my feet. I have seen them and some have not seen them. The system has been flashing reminders:

[Miqing Yuanyuan used [Firework·Golden Wind and Jade Dew] on you, and your favorability towards Miqing increased by 100]

[Miqing Yuanyuan used [Firework·Growing Together] on you, and your favorability towards Miqing increased by 100]

[Miqing Yuanyuan used [Firework·Holding Hand] on you, and your favorability towards Miqing increased by 100]

[Miqing Yuyu used [Firework·Mountain with Woods] on you, and your favorability towards Miqing increased by 100]...

Of course, the world exploded. Their male god suddenly changed his name, and he kept giving people fireworks to increase his favorability. Everyone had to explode for a while. Lu Xingcheng and Yaoguang were still in the dungeon, and they all sent out "Congratulations!" ", the red carp brought Xu Xu directly to Fang Xiao's house, and insisted on joining the team.

team:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Peach Blossom, how many grass-mud horses have you trampled on in your house? 】

【Mi Qing is far away:...】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: No, no, let me express that everyone is responsible for caring for the environment, ha, ha, don't be popular]

Xu Xu wandered around the yard for a while: "When will you get married? By the way, which of the two of you has changed gender?"

Me & Fang Xiao: "He."

Red Carp: "Hahahaha something went wrong, I just got married and I'm about to collapse because of someone playing with a female number."

Me: "No, I was the one who changed last time."

Fang Xiao: "The witch is too ugly, so it won't change."

Me: "No change."

Fang Xiao: "I don't change either."

Xu Xu: "Is this a fight over who will attack and who will suffer? I'm dumbfounded.jpg"

Me: "Anyway, it doesn't change."

Fang Xiao: "Anyway, I won't change."

Red Carp: "Ahhh, stop posting these two words, I almost don't know them anymore, let's fight, whoever wins will listen to whoever wins."

Me: "That's a good idea, I've wanted to do this for a long time."

Fang Xiao: "An appointment?"

At nine o'clock in the evening of the second day, more than N people came to the side of Yuzhou Arena to watch.

A Wuxian, a Demon Sword, a Strong Silence, and a Whole Body Resistance Percentage.

Looking at the panel, it can only be said that the outcome is [-]-[-], and it is not certain who wins.

We fought each other like countless times before, deliberately or unintentionally, Fang Xiao couldn't control me for too long, and there were not many gaps in which I could cut him, the health bar dropped alternately, and no one gave in.

In just 5 minutes, it seemed like ten years had passed in the sparring field.

When there was still a layer of blood left, Fang Xiao suddenly stopped, and with less than 5.00% of his blood, he rushed towards me in an accelerated wave, and I saw that my mad blade, West Wind, had cooled down.

Teleported from the discussion field, there are a lot of discussions about the competition just now.

[The demon sword is careless, I didn’t see the CD of the big move, it’s fine, the victory and defeat of Wu Xian can be reversed]

[I never thought that Wu Xian could fight so fiercely with Yaodao prprpr]

【I'm the only one who thinks their names are a bit...】

【Upstairs you are not alone】

friends:

[Miqing is far away: (raises eyebrows) Let the water go? 】

I smiled and replied to him: "I love my disciple, I should."

I right-clicked on the transgender Dan in the package, turned around, logged out and logged in again.

Half a minute later, the Yaodao who was standing opposite Wu Xian turned into a heroic Banshee Dao.

Fang Xiao's uncontrollable muffled laughter came from the earphones, and I immediately regretted it, what's so painful about this kind of guy who was cut all black?

Just as he was depressed, Wu Xian on the screen suddenly took a step closer, and gently put the banshee knife into his arms, with his wide sleeves covering his handsome high ponytail.

"Get married?"

"Yeah." I hugged him back: "Let's get married."

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