After I became a shemale liar

I stayed at Fang Xiao's house for another day before I rolled back to Shanghai with my coat and mobile phone.

Of course, Lao Li still has to grind. If there is a result, it's good, but if there is no result, I should.As for Fang Xiao's willingness to let me go, in his original words, I can't make you want to come to my house again, right, and besides, I don't want to indulge too much.

Oh, I didn't say anything.

When I actually got back to my residence, it was past nine or ten o'clock. When I was brushing my hair after taking a shower, I was distracted aimlessly, and it suddenly occurred to me that the transfer CD seemed to have arrived.

I logged on to vx while logging into the game. I didn’t read it for a few days, and accumulated 999+ messages. There were too many messages in the guild group, so I didn’t read them carefully. There were a few private chats from Lu Xingcheng, and Fang Xiao’s, try I sent a message to Lao Li, but as expected, I still refused to accept it, so I told Fang Xiao to deal with the matter on Tiema Binghe, and then transferred back to the service after a while.

After passing the picture, the Yaodao was still parked in the gang territory. I shook the mouse and saw that Lu Xingcheng was online in the friend list, so I sent an emoji over.

friends:

[Li Ergou: (raises eyebrows)]

【Luo Luo Xing Shen: I'm busy and I don't have time】

【Li Ergou: I'm going to switch servers】

With a sound of "Ding--", a team invitation popped up on the screen.

He and Yaoguang were the only ones in the team. I was surprised but also a little emotional. You know, with Lu Xingcheng's previous virtues, when he met an irrelevant female, he wanted to twist, lick, lick, and have sex. When it comes to Fluctlight... Maybe it’s really one thing and one thing, I’ve never seen him form a team with other girls alone.

Lu Xingcheng: "?? Are you going to turn back?"

Me: "Yeah, I'll get back in a while, you clear the package, and I leave you what you can't take away."

Lu Xingcheng: "You haven't been here for the past two days. I seem to have seen the trumpet in your district, Red Carp? It's from Bashan Yeyu, it seems that the game got married yesterday or something. Let’s start fighting.”

Me: "emmm, I don't know, I haven't played the game for the past two days, but Red Carp? Who is he married to? Could it be that Fenfenghuang has changed his gender?"

Lu Xingcheng: "It's not a pink phoenix, it seems to be a milk, called Lihua or something."

I:"……"

Fluctuate: "Why don't we go around together."

Lu Xingcheng: "Huh? You want to fight too?"

Yaoguang: "Anyway, it's boring to stay here. Seeing the posture of Bashan Yeyu yesterday, the red carp, that is, Ergou's side, is a bit disadvantaged. Turn around and play."

Lu Xingcheng: "Then I'll tell Tou Tie, let's withdraw first."

Me: "Ah, remind me, I will also tell Red Carp to reserve a seat for us, don't be full by then."

Then I took Red Carp out of the guild group and sent a private message: "Brother Carp, I will transfer back to the server later."

Red Carp quickly came back with a voice, which sounded like they were fighting: "Okay, do you want to keep your place, or come back alone?"

Me: "Bring two friends, and Taohua should also find He Feisi and me, please save more space."

Red Carp: "OK Lihua, you are optimistic about my state, the main force pays attention to the dim lights on the opposite side, if you dare to tear down my sister's account, don't let him out of the Netherworld."

"..."

I hesitated for a moment, but still typed and asked: "Why did you suddenly marry Lihua?"

Red Carp: "Oh, you don't know. Some time ago, after the matter between you and Taohua exploded across servers, there was a doctor called some fan girl who suddenly came to me and wanted to make love with me. What is your identity? Ah, how could it be possible to engage in online dating with a little girl, so I refused."

"In the end, that girl refused to follow me and ran after me every day, saying that she had feelings for me. What kind of feeling is it? Is it the feeling of love?! I have no choice but to say that I actually have someone I like, and I am waiting for her to come back."

Me: "...why do I have an ominous premonition?"

Red Carp: "Hahahaha brother dei is amazing, I said that the one I like is Liu Se who ever pitied Dongxue! It's a pity that Dongxue's little Bichi married Taohua, and later sold her account and left. I have been waiting for her .”

Oh, that's right, I always draw a lot of firepower invisibly, so there is no unreasonable hatred in the world, and it is not without reason that fans are inexplicably targeting me.

Me: "Then why did you drag Pear Blossom to get married again?"

Red Carp: "Are you underestimating the thick skin of girls nowadays? I said that all the time, but she told me to wait with me! My God! Is it because I am too old to keep up with the times?"

"So you didn't agree?"

Red Carp shook his head: "No, why did I promise her? Don't you know that she used to be a Peach Blossom fan? Why does Peach Blossom always ignore her and treat her like air? Just ask Peach Blossom. Women can't have it."

emmm, the amount of information is a bit large, did this fan girl and Taohua have a relationship before?I concentrated on recalling the few encounters I had with fans, but I didn't get any clues.

Red Carp: "By the way, Ergou, when will you come back? Wait a moment, the gang battle will be over in half an hour, and I will take someone to pick you up when the time comes."

Me: "Ah, no need, as long as the peach blossoms come."

Red Carp: "That won't work. You've been tossing around all this time. If you don't do something, you'll be sorry for the 600 yuan server transfer fee. Remember to change your name and transfer back. Remember, abandon the past and welcome new students! You are our six The chief of the demon sword in the fourth season of the district! There must be some ostentation!"

Ah, I have to change my name again, which is simply embarrassing me for a bad name.

I sent a message to Fang Xiao while processing things: "What should I do, Red Carp's pretentiousness can't be controlled anymore, I have to change my name and pretend to come back by airborne, what should I change?"

Fang Xiao: "What do you want to change it to?"

Me: "I don't know... I named it Fei, you know that."

Fang Xiao sent a cheap emoji: "I know your name is Fei, your friend will come with you?"

"Ah."

"Does your friend's name have a format? If so, change it according to theirs."

"Yes, one AABC, one ABCC, let me think about it."

"Well, tell me if it's changed."

"Do you want to change it too?"

"Ah."

"Oh, let me think about it first."

Then I opened Baidu with a sense of embarrassment, and began to search for various ABCC and AABC-style words.

As a result, those who came out were all those who were far away, white-haired, and tender, and none of them were satisfactory.

I stared blankly at Fang Xiao's chat interface for a long time, and the ID bullet screens I had seen for so many years floated through my mind, and finally stopped on [Peach Blossom Still Laughing in the Spring Breeze].

Peach Blossom... In a flash of inspiration, I typed a line: "How about running away?"

Fang Xiao: "... Tao Zhiyaoyao?"

Me: "Is your eye leaking, you are running away, not Tao!"

Fang Xiao sent an emoji of "I believe it".

I rolled my eyes at this guy in the air, and quickly went offline to change his name. By the way, I warned him not to change it to Eddie, who is very ambiguous and has a toothache like [Burning Its Brilliance].

Fang Xiao agreed with all his heart, but I felt sorry for him, and always felt that he was holding back some big moves.

I changed my name and went online again, and as expected, I received two attention gifts.

Fluctlight: "Ahem."

Lu Xingcheng: "Cough cough cough cough."

I:"???"

Lu Xingcheng: "You are too Sima Zhao's heart, it is not wrong to directly change it to Tao Zhiyaoyao, and running away is too self-deprecating."

Me: "(smile) You talk too much."

Lu Xingcheng: "(smiling) What if I see a Wuxian named Zhuozhuoqihua when I go back to the server and land?"

Me: "(smile) Don't think about it, it's impossible."

Yaoguang: "Well, I also feel that it's a bit strange for the two men to change into the...girly Eddie."

Me: "So he won't change this, let's go back."

After talking to Tie Tie, the three of us quit the gang together, and then disbanded the team and went to the front of the NPC Meng Po.

Lu Xingcheng: "Wait a minute,,, what the hell, there are too many Tongbao to bring."

Me: "Then you can send someone something to spend."

Lu Xingcheng: "It makes sense."

Then I saw him blow up ten fireworks for the flute light in place.

The dog's eyes were almost blind. Amidst the uproar in the world, the three of us clicked to switch servers one after another. After passing the picture, our eyes went dark and we returned to the login interface.

After skillfully entering the account password and going online again, the character has already stopped in Bashan Yeyu's Novice Village.

Lu Xingcheng and Yaoguang were standing beside me, they seemed to have just come up and sent me a team invitation.

I clicked to agree and just joined the team, there were another ten fireworks on the spot.

[It's as white as snow on the mountain, as bright as the moon between the clouds!Mr. Luoluoxing and Shen used Whiteheads to grow old together with Miss Yaoguang Yinyin to announce to the world that Luoluoxing Shen loves Yaoguang Yinyin and wishes to have one heart and never leave each other! 】

[May I be like a star king like a moon, with a bright and clean night and night stream!Mr. Luoluo Xing Shen used Xingyue Encounter on Miss Yaoguang Yinyin to announce to the world that Luoluo Xingchen's love for Yaoguang Yinyin is waiting for Mingyue to return, three to five times together! 】

[Mountains have trees and trees have branches, and the heart is pleasing to the king, and the king does not know it!Mr. Luoluoxing Shen used Mountains and Woods on Miss Yaoguang Yinyin to announce to the world that Luoluo Xingchen's love for Yaoguang Yinyin is full of water, and his pulse is speechless! 】

I:"……"

Lu Xingcheng rubbed his head: "No, I have too many treasures left, ten fireworks are not enough to set off, I just need to buy twenty =0="

Fluctuate: "So don't charge so much next time=0="

Lu Xingcheng: "Well=0="

Just as the ten fireworks were crackling in the world, a big trumpet with gold rims across the server floated up:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: (Waves a handkerchief) Welcome some great gods to airborne Bashan Yeyu, do you consider our help in the exam, dear, there are many rewards for life skills full-level activities, and there are discounts for joining the gang (Scattering flowers)]

Followed by Fenfenghuang, Lihua, and Xiangjianhuan, a few more familiar friends warmly welcomed the trumpets.

I added Red Carp as my friend in a cold sweat: "Do you want to be so fake!"

Red Carp: "That must not work. I blew it out, saying that my buddy wanted to transfer to my server to help me fight because of worshiping me. Anyway, you can't tell others that you are the previous Dong Xue."

Me: "(vomit blood) So such a hot trumpet show is just to satisfy your pretense!"

Red Carp: "So hurry up and say, don't let brother sing by himself."

So, as a newcomer to Demon Sword, I went to a strange district, applied for a strange guild, and was welcomed by the strange guild like a celebration.

It's so perverted, I know whoever blocked me in the wild on the strange leaderboard in this area.Until I joined the guild, and Achilles and other guild managers kept keeping secrets. I asked me if I really came to find the red carp, and I had to keep replying yes, yes, the red carp is amazing. I just came after him.

After this battle, the image of Red Carp, which is sought after by thousands of people, is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Lu Xingcheng and Yaoguang followed me into the gang in a daze, and said, "Li Ergou, you're lying to me, isn't this gang so exaggerated?"

Me: "No, no, they don't usually do this, but today they are too excited, especially the leader."

Lu Xingcheng: "Oh, by the way, it's been almost half an hour since we switched servers, why haven't I seen your peach blossom?"

Me: "Maybe there is something wrong, after all, I just finished the gang war."

Lu Xingcheng: "Hey, I looked at the leaderboard, and he doesn't seem to have changed his name."

Yaoguang: "Okay, you talk too much... Let's go, there are mission calls, Ergou and I will go first."

Me: "Well."

I turned to Wu Xian's ability ranking list, added him as a friend, and soon passed over there, and an invitation to form a team was sent.

【agree】

team:

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Come here】

Follow the past, only to find that he is standing under the Sansheng tree.

I canceled my follow, and stopped a few steps away from him: "Why are you standing here?"

Fang Xiao: "I have chosen a lot of places, but this is the most suitable place, and I will wait for you here."

Me: "Ah, have you been waiting for a long time?"

He didn't answer me, but asked another question: "When I just transferred to the server, I saw your friend give Yaoguang a faint reminder to blow up fireworks. What about you, which one do you like best? Phoenix Yufei, or Jinfengyulu? "

I looked at Wu Xian in the game with long robes and wide sleeves, smiled, and said, "I like the silence of all sounds the most."

People came and went in front of the Sanshengshu, and Wu Xian was almost submerged in the crowd. He took a few steps to leave the safe zone, pulled out his flute, and released a sound of silence.

We are all grown-ups, and speech is second. I prefer the feeling of a certain moment, such as in KTV before, or now.

There is something that must be done now.

I told Fang Xiao to wait a moment, minimized the game window, clicked on the game platform, and double-opened another Li Ergou account.

I haven’t logged in for a long time, and a lot of system emails piled up on the account. I crossed out all the windows and went directly to the station closest to the Sanshengshu. A blank Yuelao card, enter his ID.

There are thousands of love words in the world, but when I really start to write, I feel that I have no words in my belly.

I stood on the thick branch of the Sansheng tree holding the Yuelao card for a while, and then I wrote a simple sentence: half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to king.

As soon as I hung up the sign, my screen got stuck for a moment, and then a prompt popped up.

[Congratulations on achieving the achievement - knowing each other from heart to heart]

I have played Kunlun for six years, and I have never seen this achievement.

Cut back to Escape and look over here, there is also a reminder of Fang Xiao's achievements in the team, which also shows that they know each other.

"..." I rubbed my nose, and the team typed: "I did it right..."

Fang Xiao didn't answer for a while, and after a long pause, he slowly replied, "It's really not easy to be so frank."

Me: "At first I thought it would be a surprise to register with the original number, but the result == what the hell is this?"

Fang Xiao: "This achievement is only possible if two people have been linked to each other."

I was taken aback: "Huh? Two people hang on to each other?"

But I soon realized that I had missed the point again: "No, when did you hang up? Why don't I know."

Fang Xiao: "If you hang up unilaterally, there will be no achievements. Guess for yourself."

Me: "Turn my appetite, again!"

Fang Xiao smiled: "I'll change my name."

"Ah."

His figure slowly faded in front of me, and soon disappeared. Half a minute later, in the three-second invincible golden buff given by the system, Wu Xian reappeared on the spot.

His name is - Mi Qing Yuan Yuan.

The author has something to say: Did you want to torture me? ?Forget it, the countdown is over.

[Guess when the peach blossoms hang]