After I became a shemale liar

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It was probably noon when I became conscious again. In fact, I woke up once in a daze because of the biological clock at around six o'clock, but I was quickly defeated by the exhaustion of my body.The space inside the blackout curtains is dark and warm, but the light coming through the open gaps tells me it could be afternoon.

Fang Xiao was not in the bedroom, and the change of clothes was placed on the bedside. I got up and put on slowly. I felt that my lower back was so sore, and I could hear my joints creaking even with a little movement.

When I opened the door, I smelled the smell of meat. I followed the smell to the kitchen, and found that curry chicken was simmering slowly on the small stove in the kitchen. The stewed potatoes were mixed with the sweet and warm chicken soup, and there was a gentle atmosphere of human fireworks. smell.

I sniffled, and suddenly I had a mortal mentality of "what's so delicious about takeaway, it's better to just find a wife who can cook".

"Are you awake?" Out of nowhere, a hand walked around my waist and lifted the lid of the pot, and the other hand stretched out from the right and poked the meat in the pot with chopsticks: "It's just right, it's ready to eat. "

I was a little immobilized by him, and I was afraid that I would step back and step on him, so I had to turn around slightly on the spot: "Well, I'm going to wash up."

"..."

I motioned him to stand back: "I haven't washed yet."

Fang Xiao looked at me very innocently, his dark pupils seemed to be coated with bright water waves: "I didn't stop you."

This posturing is nothing, I grabbed his arm and pushed him back to get sideways, Fang Xiao swiftly threw the pot lid and chopsticks back to their original places, grabbed his wrist and took the I stepped back and leaned against the sink behind me.

"..." I helped the bridge of my nose that almost collided with him, "What are you doing?"

Fang Xiao: "I really didn't realize it, how about a good morning kiss?"

I glanced out the window: "It's noon now."

"in spite of."

"Watch too many TV shows? I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

"It's okay, don't dislike it."

"..."

I looked at him seriously for a few seconds, until his gaze became scorching, and just about to lower his head, he suddenly withdrew his gaze from my face: "...forget it, you'd better go Let's wash up."

"Where is concentration?" I raised my eyebrows regretfully.

Fang Xiao let go of me and went to serve the meal: "Well, I just wanted to eat in the living room. The chairs on the dining table are too hard. I'm afraid you won't be able to sit still. Now it seems that you are worrying too much. You are obviously alive and kicking. Fighting for three hundred rounds seems to be no problem."

...I don't want to talk to this person.

After washing and coming out, Fang Xiao has already cleaned up the living room, a good wife and loving mother, I sat on the sofa and lazily picked up the bowl: "I can't tell, you can cook?"

Fang Xiao handed over a pair of chopsticks: "After all, I want to give my future daughter-in-law the best. I learned a little bit on purpose, but I can only do some simple things."

"..." Such a comparison is so obvious, I looked back at the past while eating, and wondered for the first time whether I was living too rough.

"What's the matter with the shoulder?" He suddenly broke my memory.

"Oh, the old man was so angry yesterday that he smashed the ashtray."

"..." Fang Xiao lowered his eyebrows and chewed a piece of meat for an unknown amount of time, before continuing after a while: "Then from what you know, when will uncle calm down?"

"Calm down?" I smiled, "It doesn't exist. Every time I bow my head first, I really don't know who is who. I'll go back and talk to him at night."

"night?"

"Well, he only has time at night."

Fang Xiao was silent for a while, "Based on my experience, it is impossible for uncle to meet you today, why don't you send a message to test it out."

rational.

But where did I leave my phone yesterday. . .

After being dazed for a while, Fang Xiao put down the bowl and went back to the bedroom to find it for me.

When I unlocked it, the battery was already fully charged.

With my chopsticks in my mouth, I dug the old man out of the dusty address book with one hand, thought about it, and sent an emoji that he seemed to be all big-headed children.

[The message has been sent, but was rejected by the other party]

"..."

Fuck, when did this old man even learn how to blackmail.

Fang Xiao glanced at me clearly: "Look, you'd better wait two days before going back."

I:"……"

"And I don't think you should walk around today. Go back and lie down after eating."

I:"……"

"...Don't look at me like that. Your straight waist is too obvious. If you're tired, rest. If you leave something at home, ask someone to deliver it. I'll help you pick it up."

...Why do you hear this and hate iron for being weak? Oh, as an older person who has been opened, I am the one who is holding back the organization.

I looked at him speechless for a long time: "I came here to care about it after the incident, why don't you see me when I'm doing business, so be patient."

Fang Xiao buried his face in the bowl before sticking it out again, holding back his smile and enduring it very hard: "Li Ergou, the moon is dark and the wind is high, in the middle of the night, a male, who likes males, has never had promiscuity, and his sweetheart is here The hot-blooded young man around him finally tasted some sweetness after long-term wishful thinking and fruitless pursuit, but he had to endure a different place. The feeling is no less than that of a carnivore who has been a vegetarian for half a year. You can hold on to it."

Well, my focus is only on the different places in his mouth.