After I became a shemale liar

After all, I am a second-married person. Although the process is a bit long ago, I can still remember it. Fang Xiao and I went to the Marriage Stone to get together. As expected, it was still signed, but the verdict changed. It said: "Don't think about the old Marriage, seek your new lord."

I read the judgment over and over again, and said in disbelief: "Fuck, it's fake, this broken game is so accurate?"

Fang Xiao: "...meaning you still have a former relationship?"

I said confidently: "Yes, Peach Blossom is still smiling at Spring Breeze."

Fang Xiao: "..."

After putting together the horoscope and coming out, Fang Xiao opened a group to bring in the red carp fish powder Phoenix and the others, and then asked me where to go for a parade.

Parade, parade again, I got dizzy at the thought of going around the main city, waved my hand and said, "You can figure it out."

Fang Xiao: "Oh, then come to each main city?"

Me: "No, no, don't, that's a waste of time and money, why don't you stay at home for a while."

"Really?"

"Really, that, according to the conservation of energy, such a loud celebration will damage the future blessings, so people always say that there is a certain metaphysical basis for the fast performance, listen to me, don't make a big show." I used Life is refusing.

"Okay." Fang Xiao seemed to be convinced by me: "Then just visit Yuzhou?"

I nodded hastily: "Yeah."

Although compared to before, this marriage has saved a lot, but the scene is still not as low-key as I expected.

Red Carp called all the free people in the gang to ride behind the team on horseback. Halfway through, he didn't think it was eye-catching enough, so he dropped the fine horse and led a donkey out of the animal pen instead.

What's worse is that Xu Xu and the others took the lead in following suit.

So that night in Yuzhou City, the residents who hung up the mobile phone for discussion and exchanged views basically saw a wonderful scene. A huge send-off team went to the Yuelao Temple. The half is a suffocating short brown grass donkey.

After entering the Yuelao Temple, there were many fireworks again. Fang Xiao asked me which one I like the most in a private chat, and I said they were all beautiful.

Fang Xiao: "Then you choose the best-looking one, and I'll buy it and show it to you in the future."

Me: "Then let's get along with each other, um."

Fang Xiao probably went looking for someone called Xiangru Yimo, and it took a long time to get back to me: "You pointed at the most expensive one with your eyes closed, right?"

I'm not."

Fang Xiao: "If you're in love with each other, you'll be in love with each other. I'll show you every day from now on."

Then he went to order the chapel.

During the process of saluting, the actions of the characters are controlled by the system. The two characters walk through the long red felt under the control, and in the singing of praise, they rise, bow, rise, bow, kneel three times, kowtow nine times, and bow six times.

I stared at the game screen without moving, and didn't see my expression reflected on the screen until the angle of view returned to normal after the salute.

The red carp was already making a fuss about going back to the bridal chamber. Fang Xiao had been standing still since the end of the animation, and it took a long time before he sent me a sentence: "The rest of the game is not very good, but the wedding process is still very beautiful."

Me: "How to say?"

Fang Xiao: "Didn't you read it? When worshiping, the sky and the earth are the witnesses, the sun and the moon are the matchmakers. For a moment, I really hope that time can stop there."

I think I was soured by him: "emmm didn't pay attention, I skipped."

Fang Xiao: "...you skipped such a touching scene??!!"

Me: "Where is it touching?"

Fang Xiao came over angrily and pulled me to follow: "Damn, go, go get a divorce! Feel it again!!"

I quickly unfollowed: "Hey, please forgive me, take a look at the private chat message first, I have been ringing here for a long time, and the news is going to explode."

Fang Xiao was furious: "Don't look, let's go, get a divorce."

Me: "Are you dazed?"

……ignore me.

Me: "Okay, then there is no need to divorce, this place has everything, let's pray again."

While talking, I walked back to the back of the futon in front of the temple, and waved to him: "Come here."

Wu Xian walked over as he said, paused, and followed me with his back to the altar table behind.

I was just about to kneel when I suddenly saw him post four words in front of me.

【A bow to heaven and earth】

The rambunctious red carp stopped at some point, and they huddled in the crowd with Fen Fenghuang and looked at this side.

Before we finished our salutations, Yuelao Zhenbo left, and there is no high hall at the moment, Fang Xiao still persisted in sending: "Second worship to the high hall."

"Happy husband and wife."

I knelt face to face with him.

To be honest, the kneeling posture of the game characters is a bit ugly, but the words floating above Wu Xian's head in front of him have not disappeared: "Husband and wife worship each other."

It would be a lie to say that he was not moved, but in fact he felt sad. I understand what he thinks.

Things that cannot be done in reality are also good to be realized in the game.

Lu Xingcheng had been standing not far away, watching us salute by ourselves, he leaned over and patted me: "You two are really going to have fun."

I smiled and replied: "It's not for fun."

"I like it so much, I'll get married in reality."

Liking is liking, but that's not the same thing.There are his factors in my coming out with my family, but not all of them.We're all adults now, it's hard to be so naive anymore.In terms of the environment we live in, when we say this, it is not sugar, but a knife.

Seeing that I didn't reply, Lu Xingcheng sent another sentence: "I'm still very happy when someone treats you well."

I raised my eyebrows: "Guard your fluctlight and live well."

Lu Xingcheng: "At home, are you still frozen?"

Me: "Well."

"What about after that?"

"Let's just leave it like this, no one can tell what will happen in the future."

It's not that I haven't thought about the future, whether it's my family or his career, it is impossible for us to be unrestrained.It's just that the feeling at this moment is impossible and will not be there again in the future. To be happy in life is to be happy, and happiness is temporary.

Then we lived a happy married life without any shame.

No.

It means that the group didn't even disband after making trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, so Red Carp asked the group leader's authority to go there and directly assembled the combat power in the gang to make an appointment with Liang Shanbo and Kunlun.

Fang Xiao may be in high spirits on happy occasions, and in the next help battle, I really saw how much the Wuxian profession can be played.

So after the help battle, he was greeted by the hostiles with a loudspeaker as a matter of course.

However, this is not the saddest.

I was originally an assassin who chopped vegetables. Walking with Fang Xiao, a strong controler, and Xu Xu basically traversed all directions. The hostile Taoist magic arrow and nurse and many other crispy skins were cut by me.

Later, the content of their loudspeaker scolding Fang Xiao changed.

As for what has become, please allow me to remain silent, anyway, my name is indispensable in every speaker who scolds him.

Xu Xu didn't change to another big god account, but An Anxin played with that scumbag nanny, which is strange to say, although the equipment details of her small account are quite different from those of Mao Er Cang Cang and Li Hua Luo , but every time the help battle is completed, the amount of treatment is stable in the top three.

After a long time, I am not surprised, but I am a little surprised that her nanny is so good at playing, why she has been playing Izumo before.

But I didn’t ask, you know, I’ve been playing games for more than six years, this time I’ve got the binding milk in the real sense, I don’t know how comfortable it is to help Zhan, if I ask, she wants to go back to play Izumo again , then I will be weaned again.

Thinking about the one hundred and eight ways to die is a little scary.

In the intervals when we are not fighting gang battles, Fang Xiao will also pull me to take Xu Xu to complete the task.

Oh, his original words are like this: "Let's go and take the children to refresh their vitality."

Me: "What kind of mission do you purely pvp, why don't you be dedicated and go to the wild with a famous name?"

Fang Xiao: "If you don't refresh your vitality, how do you get the red medicine and blue medicine status medicine that you use to fight every day, and let your daughter cut her blood?"

I:"……"

Xu Xu fanned the flames from the side: "Mother!"

Me: "Let's go."

The nightmare continued to the later gang league.

Because there are a lot of evenly matched gangs, it is too late to prepare half an hour in advance. If the main force does not enter the arena on time, the red carp will catch people everywhere.In the past, for me who was always late due to traffic jams, Red Carp would privately chat and send a message saying: "Ergou, don't pick up girls! Come to the league soon!"

Now whenever I am late, I will hear him send me a voice note on YY with the microphone on: "What the hell is Ergou! Your friend and your son have both entered the venue!!"

So Fang Xiao's address for me has become "the child's mother", so that everyone in the gang knows that Xu Xu, who is mentally retarded, is my daughter in name, and the screen is full of "child's mother" wherever she goes.

Sadness is bigger than the sky.

But what should come will always come, because Xu Xu has been following us all the time, of course Xu Xu was also missed by the hostility.She went out to dig medicinal herbs one afternoon, and was robbed as soon as she left Yuhang. She was kidnapped along with the medicine, and the resurrection point was also guarded. If she dared to get up, Wu Xian would be charged.

After I saw it in the gang group, I really felt that I couldn't ignore it, and for the first time, I played the game when I was in the company.

As soon as I got online, I saw Xu Xu frequently beeping and saying that Mom and Dad are coming to save me.

Fang Xiao came up almost at the same time as me, and soon formed me into the team.

But I refused in my heart.

It's not that I don't want to save Xu Xu, but I don't want to go with him!

But Fang Xiao dragged me from Yuzhou to the outskirts of Yuhang with sparks and lightning all the way, just like Xuanmai who had been eating for [-], and I didn't even type out half of the word "no".

Soon we got close to the place where the incident happened, and we could see Xu Xu lying there from a distance, his body was cold, and he was still scribbling words: "Don't be arrogant! My father and mother will come to teach you soon. You have become human!!"

Fang Xiao is still urging me: "Hurry up, motherfucker, the child will die!"

So I canceled my follow when I was eight feet away from the incident.

Sorry, I don't know these two.