After I became a shemale liar

After lazily finishing the gang activities, it was only 09:30. After staring at Li Ergou in the game for a while, I ran to the warehouse NPC and rummaged for a while, and found more than 200 treasure maps. Trying my luck, I ran to dig the treasure by myself.

When I got to Zhaoyao Mountain, I dug three feet into the ground and released a monkey.That's right, treasure digging can dig out a lot of things, including attribute stones, strengthening stones, professional skill books, and sometimes hidden bosses. If the face is white, it can explode some good things.

The orangutan is the orangutan, and I didn't dislike it, so I jumped off the mount and performed the operation.

When I was halfway through, the system suddenly reminded me:

【You killed Pengci No. [-]】

The gang also brushed out the killing call:

[I helped Li Ergou kill Pengci No. 2089,2813 in Zhaoyao Mountain, coordinates ([-], [-])]

I:"???"

I don't seem to have kill mode on?

I clicked on the battle information and took a look. It turned out that I was fighting a slut just now. For some reason, this trumpet ran up to me to become popular with me, and was killed by one of my skills.

Is the current trumpet so staunch? I stopped for a while, and decided to beat Xun to death first.

As a result, mmp, nothing exploded.

It seems that today is not suitable for treasure digging.

I went back to the city depressed, and wanted to go offline early to sleep, when I saw a small speaker floating on the screen.

[Pengci No. [-]: That guy named Li Ergou, why did you kill me as a trumpet?Does the view bother you? 】

what?

Lu Xingcheng also saw it, and asked me frequently: "Ergou, did you kill someone?"

I:"??"

[Pengci No. [-]: Have the guts to kill but have the guts to answer?Wasn't it you who killed me in Zhao Yaoshan? 】

oh this?It took me so long to remember how long the reflex arc is for honking.

I re-read the previous battle information and confirmed that he was the one who opened the red first, and I also bought a small speaker.

[Li Ergou: To tell the truth, it was you who recklessly rose to fame when I was fighting the boss, that's why I beat you to death]

[Pengci No.[-]: Didn't you kill that?Want to deny? 】

[Li Ergou: Friend, what can I do to stop you if you insist on bumping into me? What's more, I was masturbating the boss at the time, so I didn't see you at all, okay?What am I trying to kill your trumpet? 】

[Pengci No. [-]: Real Nima's name is like a dog (contempt)]

[Shaking light faintly: 1]

[Pengci No. [-]: Real Nima's name is like a dog (contempt)]

[Shaking light faintly: 1]

I shook my light: "Don't upvote."

Yaoguang: "That won't work, you have to stand up, you won't lose if you lose."

Me: "Don't hold back, this kind of cheap talk will be honest after killing a few times, there is no need to waste money."

Fluctlight: "Hey...it seems that I don't need to push it."

Ok?

I shifted my gaze from the private chat to the general channel, and saw a big cross-server speaker directly knocking out all the small speakers in front:

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: Who the hell are you talking about?Shall I lend you some money to buy a bigger speaker?Doesn't it hurt your eyes to read the small print? 】

Ah, good man!There is still truth in time!Look at the name!I knew it must be a strong man who drew his sword to help when he saw injustice... Wait?

Wait, it seems that something is not quite right.

Thousands of miles of falling flowers... Falling flowers...

My heart skipped a beat.

Fuck, it's not really Lu Xingcheng's apprentice who is here! ! !

To tell you the truth, Lu Xingcheng is addicted to accepting apprentices. During the six years in Kunlun, the apprentices he took in could circle Kunlun Mountain three times hand in hand.

I don't know how those apprentices put up with this bastard master.

He always has two states when playing games, either he is flirting with girls, or he is on the way to flirt with girls.

At least until Fluctlight faints.

Fluctuating light faintly was the only piece of iron that he kicked in his flirting career.

But to be honest, Lu Xingcheng is not that bad. I have seen a local tycoon before. Whether he liked it or posted it on his own initiative, he numbered them one by one in the game and divided them into a separate list for the girls. I really want to play which one to play.

Lu Xingcheng is a bit rough, but he hasn't reached the point of being merciful, he just doesn't refuse anyone who comes.

Because the account in the game has always been good, the voice has a taste, and the singing is good, so the girls have always been flocking to Lu Xingcheng.

Of course his many apprentices are also among them, among them Luohua is the one who pursued him the most painstakingly.

So much painstaking effort, in the fifth district, one person opened three accounts, which disturbed the peace of the top three gangs in the fifth district, and finally indirectly led to Yaoguang selling their accounts and leaving.

This is just an overview.

To be a little more specific, I can only say that what happened in the last district was a game between Yaoguang and Luohua. After all, Luohua's three layers of identities were exposed by Yaoguang, and some gang grievances were mixed in the middle.

The worst thing is, the first time I got married in the game, it was with a semicolon of hers.

This led to my first reaction when I saw the word "Luohua" for a while - quickly open the friend list to exclude suspicious elements.

After a year, I saw these two words again, and I trembled instinctively.

Lu Xingcheng is such an idiot, he has all kinds of ghosts and monsters among his apprentices, but in the end it is me who has only accepted one apprentice in his life, who is upright, self-disciplined, self-disciplined, and self-cultivating.

I trembled and wanted to go offline and go to sleep, but the next cross-server loudspeaker made me almost smash the computer:

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: I have been with you all night from Yuhang to Yandang Mountain, Zhaoyao Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Ao'an Mountain, Taihang Mountain, Wanqiu, Jiangdu Yuzhou, can't you add a friend Li Ergou? ? ! ! 】

In an instant, Bangpin exploded together with my private chat.

[Bang Zhongjia: 666666]

[Bang Zhong B: 66666]

[Bang Zhong: 66666, this is the most powerful confession I have ever seen, Brother Gou, please follow it]

[Bang Zhong Ding: Awesome, it turns out that Brother Gou has a date, and I also asked why he is still single after coming to this district for so long]

Fluctlight: "It's amazing my second dog."

Tou Tie: "Tsk, I also said to tie the line with you and the cute rabbit. It's a pity, it's a pity."

At the same time, Luohua's private chat was also sent:

Stranger message:

[Wind of Flowers Falling in Thousands of Miles: Master? 】

[Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: Did you really not see it? 】

[Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: Don't ignore me, add friends, hurry up]

[Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: I know you deliberately changed your name to Li Ergou just to hide from me, to be honest, it's useless!I know your name was Li Xunhuan before! 】

Oh, and Lu Xingcheng's.

Lu Xingcheng: "I don't know what to say, I'd better give you a 666."

I typed weakly: "I just have one question."

Lu Xingcheng: "Huh?"

Me: "Is this Luohua that Luohua?"

Lu Xingcheng: "No, no, don't be a stalker, it's not that. The name is a coincidence. You can't tell it by talking? This is a little girl. If it's the one from before, can you not recognize you? Still chasing you run?"

"You fucking." I finally felt like I was alive: "It wasn't her, wouldn't you say it earlier? I was so scared that I almost quit the gang and sold my account."

Lu Xingcheng: "I don't think this should be your focus now."

I:"?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Look at the cross-server channel. By the way, you were in Bashan Yeyu before? Also called Li Ergou?"

I:"……"

Lu Xingcheng looked at the cross-server by himself and was amazed: "Fuck, you are so awesome, Er Gongju, you really sang a song on the mic and got an assistant to be your husband? Which voice changer did you use, recommend it to me to try?" chant?"

"Wow, you are a person who thrives in the rain and waves at night in Bashan, why did you switch over?"

"Fuck, have you ever been in the business of cheating and abducting? Taohua is still smiling at Chunfeng? Why does this name look so familiar, Er Gongju?"

I'm going offline.

Lu Xingcheng didn't let me go even after I went offline, and started chat bombing: "Isn't it you, are you offline?"

"What's the situation?"

"Let's talk about your bad things and be happy, it seems that the Chinese New Year is coming."

"Hello??"

"If you pretend to be dead again, I will send a cross-server trumpet saying that Li Ergou is now helping me. Guess how many girls will join me."

"Go to hell." I replied distractedly. After thinking about it, I felt that the deterrent effect was not enough, so I added another sentence: "I took a screenshot of what you just said."

Lu Xingcheng: "..."

The noisy starling finally shut up.

The next day, when I was still in the company, Lu Xingcheng sent me a message: "Fuck you, someone asked us to help!"

Me: "Ah? Didn't you say that this area doesn't fight much?"

Lu Xingcheng: "I also told you to pay attention to that gangster who can't stop the medicine."

Me: "There's nothing to beat even a decent doctor."

Lu Xingcheng: "So it's passive resistance. Those who like to fight form their own groups to block them. Those who don't like to fight stay in the safe area and wait for the time for gang wars to pass before doing activities. Anyway, gang wars consume their guild funds. It seems very cowardly to answer, and we have to deduct our own funds."

Me: "That's why I came to Yong Yule's gang battle because I couldn't think about it more. Don't you feel tired when you fight against Tie Na Ba Ke?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Emmm, I don't know why. Let's watch it when you play the game. It starts at nine o'clock, two hours."

When I got home at night, I logged into the game and nodded to join the team.

There are only ten people in the group.

Hang up the gang yy, there are several corpses lying in the reception channel, Lu Xingcheng, Yaoguang and Toutie are helping the small channel, I jumped over.

"Isn't it helping to fight? Why are there not many people here?"

Tou Tie: "What are you fighting for? They are all hanging up. Squat down and walk blindly."

That means no resistance at all, I was a little excited in vain.

When I opened the package, there were still more than 100 treasure maps that I hadn't dug up yesterday. I thought about the possibility of being blocked in the wild, and thought it was not too big, so I left Yuzhou confidently.

"By the way, Ergou," Lu Xingcheng belatedly noticed that I was here, yy: "The gang leader and his wife who can't stop the medicine are blocking the teleportation point outside Yuzhou, be careful."

Me: "...what did you do early!"

Just for a while, I was confused for three seconds by a witch named How Fat Si, and a magic arrow stood not far away and shot me with an arrow "biubiubiu". After three seconds, one-third of my blood Gone.

What's going on with this shit!Hit a demon sword without any state blessing!Long distance and short distance!Two against one!

Of course there were more than these two people on the opposite side. This group of militants quickly found me as a hostile target, and rushed up in a swarm. They were all dead anyway. Flew a batch of crispy skin and lay down.

Lu Xingcheng made a fuss in YY and said "Yeah": "Just now I told you not to go, no, are you going to die?"

"..."

I clicked Nearby Resurrection and wanted to return to Resurrection, but I saw a dialog box lit up on the head of that fat four.

current:

[How fat four: Huh?This is the demon knife, right? 】

I walked a few steps closer without hesitation, probably looking at my equipment, and then said: "It seems to be this."

I am at a loss.

Are these two talking about me?

Why did Fat Si walk around my corpse with her flute in her hand, and came to a conclusion: "It must be this, there can't be a second name for this idiot."

I:"……"

Why did Fat Si squat down and send my name: "→[Li Ergou] Hey big brother!"

Me: "...Hi."

How Fat Si: "Get up and talk."

Me: "No, you are surrounded by three layers of people."

How Fat Si: "I won't hit you, really."

Me: "Honestly?"

How Fat Si: "True. Come on, if you have nothing to do, leave and block others."

Why am I so unbelievable? My intuition tells me that there must be something inside this matter.

How Fat Four: "Get up, big brother, isn't it cold on the ground? Come and have a heart-to-heart talk."

Me: "It's not cold, I'd better lie down."

How Fat Si: "I really don't want to hit you, look, they're all gone."

I looked around, and sure enough, a large group of people really dispersed.

I reckoned and thought that I should not be killed by a Wuxian alone, so I resurrected on the spot and stood up.

current:

[Li Ergou: Soy sauce!Salty dumplings!save my mother!no money!Loved it!No date!What else do you want to talk about? 】

[I don't say: ...]

【How fat four: (laughing wildly) (laughing wildly)】

【How to get fat four: Big brother, I admire you】

[Li Ergou: I also admire myself very much, this eldest sister, I will leave first if there is nothing to do, I am afraid that if you stay any longer, you will fall in love with me]

[I don't grumble:? ? ? 】

【How to get fat four: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait】

I stopped as promised.

[Why Fat Four: It's not that I have no professional ethics, it's that you two are so weird that I couldn't help but want to ask]

[Li Ergou:? ?what are you saying】

[How Fat Four: Come on, tell me quietly, is it love-hate or love-hate between you and Bashan Yeyu? 】

me??"

[How Fat Four: Hush, keep your voice down, don’t sell me out, I’m only telling you for the sake of your interest, he, just that Peach Blossom, placed an order for us, saying that it’s up to which gang you belong to Declare war on which gang will kill you until the server is transferred]