After I became a shemale liar

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since he killed me, and I really miss this feeling a bit.

After the screen turned black and white, I was instantly happy. I wanted to catch up with him now, but the murderer, who deceived his teacher and exterminated his ancestors, put away his murder weapon, climbed on his mount, and left quickly.

They didn't even give me half a look.

After the nearest resurrection, I bought a thousand-mile tracker to check his location, and it is already in the copy of the river god.

I have never seen someone who killed someone and went back to do the task so calmly.

He ignored me, and I didn't plan to pay him any more attention. Anyway, he came up, so I simply opened up all four trumpets, intending to resume my old career, and see if the wild boss of Kunlun Mountain has been swiped.

Maybe it's a bad year. I wandered around Kunlun Mountain for more than ten minutes and didn't see the shadow of the boss. I took the next best thing, and I ran to the teleportation NPC with my team. Magical artifacts of high-grade or fairy grade come out.

It’s just that I haven’t played this Li Ergou account for more than two months, and I have to pay attention to controlling the hatred of the boss. Dead or injured, when there was finally a layer of blood left, a Wu Xian fell from the sky.

This time he obviously came here with anger, because he didn't even need to type when he got off his mount, and he simply became popular, which made me and my four trumpets dizzy, and was swept away by the tail of Ji Meng, who was already berserk, and directly Falling out of the range of hatred, he died in mid-air.

Ji Meng couldn't find the target of hatred, and after lying on the spot for a while, he returned to the state of full blood.

full of blood. . .

I think I'm going crazy.

This is the boss I've been grinding for half an hour! ! !

So I didn't even get up, and directly sent a private message to Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng: "?"

Peach Blossom: "?"

Me: "What are you doing?"

Taohua: "Grab the boss, can't you tell?"

If you believe me, you will be a ghost. Did you pay half your attention to the boss from the beginning to the end?Why didn't you just come here to kill me!

He even picked the moment when I was about to finish bossing the boss to kill!His heart can be punished!

The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I provoked someone. I didn't go well two days ago, why did I suddenly have a convulsion today.

Me: "Grab the boss and grab the teacher's head, good job."

Taohua: "(smiling) I am willing."

With a sneer, I dropped all the trumpets that hit the street, and then randomly joined a team in the world that recruited Xuanyuan to fight Hua Xu.

then……

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Joins the Team】

【Pear blossoms have joined the team】

【Wu Dalang joined the team】

[Achilles joins the team]

"..."

Can I quit the team? !

What is the purpose of sleepwalking with Hua Xu's new and old grudges? !

The atmosphere in the team is very dignified, because no one of these four people has spoken after joining the team. I guess Taohua is here to disrupt the situation, and Lihua followed without knowing the truth. As for Achilles and Wu Dalang, they should simply come to rub the team Fuck Hua Xu, even if I ran into me right now, I was also stupefied.

Fortunately, Captain Xuanyuan didn't feel the strange atmosphere of the team at all, and happily shouted to assemble: "This team is really well-organized, Hua Xu will pass in minutes."

I ignored what he was saying and quit the team.

It's not that I'm not good, but if I'm in this team, captain, don't expect the mission to succeed.

Just after leaving the team, the private chat rang, and the person who chatted with me in private turned out to be, Wu Dalang.

[Wu Dalang: Why did you withdraw? 】

【Li Ergou: Don't retreat and wait to be beaten】

【Wu Dalang: Come back, I won't hit you】

[Li Ergou: (vomits blood) not going]

[Wu Dalang: I really don't want to fight, I made an agreement with Taohua, only do tasks, no fights]

[Li Ergou: Do you think I'm stupid! 】

【Wu Dalang: Isn't that nonsense】

【Li Ergou: ...】

A reminder that Wu Dalang invites you to join the team pops up on the screen, confirm.

There is nothing wrong with the first level, just clearing monsters without thinking.

The second level is a bit troublesome. Generally, it is necessary to send Xuanyuan, who can resist, or Yaodao and Izumo, who can run fast, to sneak boss Thor. However, there is Wu Xian in the team, so just call Taohua to control the boss.

The third level officially played Thor.

As expected, Peach Blossom, as Wu Dalang said, connected to the three levels, has been diligently moving to control the strange boss, and nothing has happened.

Transsexual?

I was full of doubts, and followed Xuanyuan to open the monster.

team:

[Wu Dalang: Er Gou point back, you are too fragile]

Oh yes, I forgot that I was playing a small account now, so I couldn't help but rushed to the front.

Captain Xuanyuan pulled out his hand to type after he stabilized his hatred: "Li Ergou? Is that the Li Ergou who swindled marriages and money a long time ago? A celebrity!"

The pear blossoms are all gone: "Li... Ergou?"

I:"……"

Looking at Wu Xian and Achilles who were silent in the team, I fell into great embarrassment.

If Taohua is not here, I can say shamelessly: "No, Limeng is wrong, not like me!"

Alas, after touching my aching conscience, I decided to confess.

The result was a reversal.

team:

【Wu Dalang: No, he didn't lie】

Captain Xuanyuan: "No? Then why do I remember the uproar... Is it true or not?"

Wu Dalang: "Fake."

Captain Xuanyuan: "All right, all right, you guys still know how to play."

After Hua Xu fought three times, Captain Xuanyuan quickly disbanded the team and left.

Achilles and I have nothing to say now, and it is awkward to stand still, so he left too.

Wu Dalang didn't leave.

I poked him for a private chat: "Thank you."

Wu Dalang: "It's okay."

Me: "And the thing about cheating you into getting married...I'm sorry."

Wu Dalang: "Actually, I've always wanted to ask you."

"what?"

"Why did I agree when I proposed?"

Why agree?

I looked at Peach Blossom who was standing at the door of the dungeon and didn't leave.

To be honest, if I told him that I married him to deceive Taohua, would he beat me up if I changed my account offline?

Forget it, I don't want to die three times a day.

So, I replied to him literaryly and sentimentally: "Let the past go, after all, you were very good to me before."

Wu Dalang: "..."

"That," he paused, "are you going to play this account in the future?"

Me: "Almost, it's boring anyway."

Wu Dalang: "Then do you have a home?"

Me: "No, this number has never had a home."

Wu Dalang: "Then why don't you change your personality and come to live in my house? It will be considered as compensation for the loss of being abused for more than two months before you."

Me: "??? No, no, no, it's too bad for me to rub against your luxurious home. You should find someone else."

Wu Dalang thought for a while.

I waited for a while and saw that he had no intention of replying, so I prepared to leave.

current:

【Wu Dalang: No, let me change my gender】

"..."

Don't ask me what happened behind, I was so scared that I climbed on the mount and ran away.

Thanks to an unintentional remark posted by Wu Dalang on the current channel, I spent the next week very unforgettable.

I, a scumbag businessman who is committed to becoming the richest man in the region by myself, counterattacked and became a great god, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of life. As a result, those who have been sanctioned don't even dare to go out in the wild casually.

On what it feels like to be chased and killed by his apprentice and ex-husband in the wild every day.

I also tried to communicate with this rebellious Wu Xian, but every time I lay down before finishing typing.

Damn, I think I finally have a subject that I can go to the game bar to pick up. I have already thought about the topic, so I call it——[Scratch the scumbag who chased and killed me in the wild after the divorce]

The click-through rate is absolutely leveraged.

After my screen turned into a black-and-white TV again, I lay on the ground and poked open Taohua’s private chat with a smile on my face: “Big brother, it’s not a problem that you always kill me like this. If I don’t run into business again , there is no money at all.”

How can you have the confidence to flirt with a girl if you don't have money?How to marry a Sichuan sister as a wife? ?

But my ex-husband didn't speak, and stared at me murderously.

I had no choice but to continue: "Tell me the truth, what are you trying to do after chasing me?? Is there any fun?"

My ex-husband finally opened his mouth, and he said, "I am willing."

Oh, this sounds a bit familiar, he seems to have said it before?

So I said: "Speak human words."

Taohua: "You're too much of an eyesore."

Damn, if I think I'm an eyesore, I won't be on this account.

So I went offline in minutes and went back to Iron Horse Glacier.

However, I forgot, it is true that I got rid of a perverted killer on the trumpet, but there is still a flying pot waiting for me on the trumpet.

When I returned to Iron Horse Glacier, I was very frustrated. I wanted to have a meal in the air, but because I was not on a server, I was too restricted. It would take a month to switch to CD.

I regret it a little.

Unknowingly, it is close to the central square of the main city.

...Why does it feel like I've been running this way more and more recently.

The second statue on the right and Wu Xian, who turned me into a dead body not long ago, have not changed except for a different appearance. I looked at it twice and wanted to leave, but it was under the statue of the arrow in the middle. Saw two people.

To be precise, it is a couple who are embracing the screenshots, and the ID of the woman is still familiar, called How Fat Si.

The men, like the statues behind them, told me not to talk.

The screenshot of the two people standing in front of the statue in harmony, the couple ID in the same format looks very beautiful against the appearance of the same style.

"Do you think it looks good when we stand together?"

I was stunned for a moment at the pair of Bi people, shook my head, which was obviously stunned, quietly bypassed them, and went back to the gang.

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