After I became a shemale liar

Embarrassed, I stared blankly at the game, feeling like I had suddenly lost my purpose in life.

Even though I haven't.

It’s been almost a year since I played in Yeyu in Bashan. During this year, I spent at least eight months with Taohua, and I could touch him with my hands. Half of the time, I was cheating on him, and the rest of the time. Time is that he is playing with me.

In short, there is no time to stop.

Now suddenly there is no such a number one person around, and I have to go to the main city square if I want to take a look. To be honest, it is a little unacceptable.

Just a little bit.

Feeling bored, I left the room, all the lights were on, and I was the only one in the bright house as usual.

It was only after eight o'clock, and I went to get a glass of water, and suddenly remembered what Li Qigou said last time, just take a sip every time, so I didn't go back to the room, sat down and turned on the TV and watched a live broadcast for a while.

The solo queue of the anchors is relatively stable, but unfortunately, the fourth row was dragged down by a group of teammates who can only twitter and only took eighth. I just felt itchy after watching it for a long time, and I also boarded PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds with my mobile phone. After ten days of news and announcements, click to invite friends, and Taohua's name is still greyed out.

"..."

Suddenly lost interest in eating chicken.

I went back to the room with water, it was 57:[-], and there were several team invitations and private chats in the game.

[Luo Luo Xing Shen: Where is the person? 】

[Luo Luo Xing Shen: Come on, Jingwei today, didn't you say you almost got points last time]

[Luoluo Xingchen: Hang up?Leave a hole for you, come back and apply]

I right-clicked on Lu Xingcheng's profile and applied to join the team.

In the team are Toutie, Yaoguang, Lu Xingcheng, Izumo named Pigman and a doctor named Tutu.

As a crispy profession, I looked at the equipment of the only doctor in the team with a sense of crisis.

Cute Tutu, full-level doctor, 80 cultivation base, 40 training, 30 decoration evaluation, tenth in the doctor's ability list, nothing but merit.

Wait, 30 can be the tenth? ?

I clicked on the ability value rankings in this area and looked through it, only to find that there are not many decent doctors in this area.

"Oh my god," I chatted with Lu Xingcheng in private: "No way, isn't there a lot of iron horses and ice river gods? Why are doctors so mediocre?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Where did you get the illusion, how many doctors Gaowan are there among the girls? If you can find one for you, worship Buddha."

Ah, I think I actually came across one.

"Did you watch the cross-server chief yesterday?"

"Look, what's the matter?"

"Did you see the cat-eared gray?"

"Of course I saw it. I heard that Mao Er Cang Cang has been the cross-server chief for three consecutive seasons."

I said solemnly, "We know each other."

Lu Xingcheng: "Oh."

I:"???"

Lu Xingcheng: "Pull you down, if you really know him, he didn't even say hello to you yesterday?"

Me: "That's because she and I are taller than her."

Lu Xingcheng: "If you go to sit on your refrigerator for ten years, maybe you can have something to do with the word Gao Leng."

Me: "Excuse me, why are there so few doctors in this area?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Maybe it's because there are fewer combat gangs, so there are fewer doctors."

Me: "Really? I haven't seen any district that doesn't fight."

Lu Xingcheng: "I really don't play much. Although there are many masters in this area, most of them are idlers, those who don't want to stay in the old area or go to the new area. They all gather here to play and watch."

I:"……"

Lu Xingcheng: "Oh yes, but there is indeed a fight for you to pay attention to. The gang called Medicine Can't Stop, there are a few great gods in it, the gang leader and the gang leader's wife are morons, local tyrants, giant moats, burning, killing, looting and doing all kinds of crimes... also I can’t say that, anyway, if you don’t like it, I’ll beat you up, but the gang as a whole is pretty good, not slobbering, but maybe it’s too boring, I like to start a gang fight from time to time, but I don’t have much to do with people. It’s good to have a grudge, and to apologize for accidentally hurting the trumpet.”

Tsk, longing for it.

It was soon nine o'clock, and Tou Tie asked in the team: "This server is cross-server?"

Fluctlight: "Cross-server?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Cross server."

Pigman & Cute Tutu: "Cross-server cross-server, cross-server is interesting."

Me: "Cross-server, which server will you fight with?"

Tou Tie did not speak, and a few seconds later, the system popped up a prompt:

[The captain has applied for the blue side of the cross-server battlefield 21 on your behalf, please enter the battlefield before 15:[-], it will be closed after timeout]

Cross-server battlefield [-], I clicked on the NPC Jingwei and took a look at the battlefield information. There are quite a lot of people today, and there are a total of eight battlefields.

Toutie: "On the opposite side is the Mingyue Xijiang River, Bashan Yeyu and Chuimeng Xizhou are both full."

Mingyue Xijiang, I turned off the battlefield information in a little disappointment.

Yaoguang: "Next time, hurry up and report to the opposite side of Bashan Yeyu. It would be great if you can meet that peach blossom. I really want to know how strong he is in terms of strong silence."

Tou Tie: "Well, it's more interesting to fight against Bashan Yeyu, but there is a Taoist priest in Mingyue Xijiang who is also very powerful. Let's see if we can meet each other. Let it happen."

Lu Xingcheng: "== I don't want to fight with you when I meet someone. Look at your blood and defense. It's as thick as a bastard, and you don't feel sore when you fight."

I watched them gossip in the team without interrupting.

Pigman: "Didn't Bashan Yeyu say that the past two days have been very fierce, why haven't the fights started yet?"

Tou Tie: "I didn't pay attention, maybe we shook hands and made peace. The Buddha is a Buddhist, so it's good to eat melons."

Yaoguang: "It seems to be in the preparatory period. Last week, it was said that the second team had more than 20 people more than the first team and they didn't win. If they take the initiative to fight and lose this time, it will really be embarrassing."

Cute Tutu: "Don't let A[-] and A[-] destroy A[-] and then turn around and swallow the last group of A[-]'s dominance again."

Pigman: "The plot you mentioned sounds familiar."

Tou Tie: "It's not like this among big gangs. The front holds hands, and the back dogs bite dogs."

Cute Tutu: "That's right, but, Qingdu Ziwei in the five districts is the classic of the year. The three big gangs fought until the internal affairs collapsed. After finishing the first division, they were merged by Jiayi who served next door. , I have never seen such a dramatic gang fight."

Lu Xingcheng: "...cough, then what, stop talking, come in."

I played very absent-mindedly throughout Jingwei Reclamation.

In all fairness, Meng Tutu is a bloody and diligent milk, and she took care of my crispy skin in a timely manner, so I never went back.

But I just don't like it.

In the middle of the call, I simply hung up at the resurrection point.

At 45:[-], the reclamation of Jingwei was over, and everyone was sent back to the server by the system. I had just left the team and was about to go offline when I received a private chat from Fluolight.

[Shaking light faintly: Two dogs? 】

me?"

Fluctuate: "Are you okay?"

I wondered: "It's okay."

Yaoguang: "==That's good, I thought they mentioned Qingdu Ziwei just now, you feel uncomfortable."

I replied with a sweaty expression: "No, how can you put so much importance on long-term playing games? I knew from the day I founded the gang that no matter how well I managed it, it would sooner or later be disbanded."

Yaoguang probably saw that I didn't want to talk, so he quickly changed the subject: "Haha, don't you want a wife anymore? Just after you left the team, Pigman and Cute Tutu quietly complained that you are so cold, I feel that you are so cold Nice girl."

I was overjoyed: "Really? Hurry up, send the screenshot to Lu Xingcheng, let him see how the word Gao Leng is written."

Yaoguang was silent for a while: "Your ability to focus is really... Forget it, are you going to play the game?"

Me: "Yes, let's play, I still have something to do, let's go."

Fluctlight: "Well, bye."

I logged off the line, landed another Li Ergou number, and returned to Bashan Yeyu.

When I was playing in Ziwei, Qingdu, the fifth largest district, it was the time when I was struggling the most in reality. I went to work in other places for two years and then returned home.

Of course my father wants me to stay by his side, and I don't want to stay in a nine-to-five company all the time, pretending to be young and promising under the guise of inheriting my father's business.

I still like to be bitter when my programmer is a siege lion.

Seeing that my father couldn't keep me, the night before I was going to leave home, he took me to the living room and had a long talk for twelve hours, and finally said to me, "I'm not healthy anymore, I'm old, you want If you really don’t want to stay here, just go.”

Then, he stood up, fetched himself a glass of water tremblingly, and took out two medicine bottles from under the coffee table.

I:"……"

Eventually I put down my luggage and unscrewed the bottle for him.

He chose the safe and promising path in his mouth.

The trajectory looked calm at first glance.

At that time, I was a bit self-defeating, and the game became more and more addicted.

At that time, he changed districts with Lu Xingcheng, took root in Qingdu Ziwei, and formed a gang.

The long memories came to an abrupt end, and I vaguely saw a figure in the distance moving quickly here.

A well-dressed Wu Xian rode his Suzaku against the wind, stopped in front of me, and looked down at me.

current:

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the Spring Breeze: Li Ergou? 】

I blinked.

What should I do? What should I do?He is still very insightful, isn't he! ! !Sure enough, it turned out that I was Li Ergou! !Should I show that I am Li Ergou or pretend I am not! ! !Should I be enthusiastic or indifferent! !Help ah young life! ! !

current:

【Li Ergou: Yes】

【Love and be loved:……】

After sending out the little dots, he jumped off his mount, Wu Ye sang, stepped on the toad palace, and the phoenix came to step on the magpie.

I am admiring the tight.

Wu Xian in front of him held the flute to his lips, and without warning, it burst into flames.

This scumbag Li Ergou account is naturally incomparable with the Li Ergou account transferred to Iron Horse Binghe, so I didn't arrive for half a minute, so I lay down.

The speed of this hit and kill is close to the last round of the chief of the cross server on Sunday.

Familiar formula, familiar taste, I was lying on the ground, and I couldn't think of it for a while.