After I became a shemale liar

I thought about it carefully. The reason why it was so calm before was because I didn’t know that I ran to the Iron Horse Glacier, and today I suddenly had a convulsion. It must have something to do with the cross-server horn that Lu Xingcheng’s wonderful apprentice used last night. Taohua saw it.

It's okay, the point is.

fuck me. . .

Still place an order? ?I'm quite valuable, so I can take it out alone to discuss a list? ? ! !

Boss, are you burning too much money just to play with me? ?

current:

[How Fat Four: I didn't say that, your gang is still in the top five of the first class, it's too boring to fight, it's been a long time, and not many have just come out]

[Li Ergou: Declare war on a life gang, the key gang leader is a Buddhist man, God knows what you think]

Why didn't Fat Si turn the flute, squatted in front of me and began to reason with me: "Well, let's discuss it, or you can just transfer to Bashan Yeyu directly, so that everyone will save trouble."

You save trouble and I don't save trouble, okay!

Me: "No, I refuse."

Why didn't Fei Si: "Look at you, you don't think about it before you speak?"

As soon as I said that, I became confused, and I, who had been standing not far away, took a few steps forward and put the arrow on the string.

I:"……"

Why didn't Fat Si: "Don't be so impulsive if you're so good, come and add a friend first, so you don't have to waste the thousand-mile tracking charm in the future."

Me: "...you f*ck you add friends while becoming popular??"

Personnel? ?

How Fat Si covered his face: "Ah, don't stare at him so fiercely!! His husband is still beside him!"

Then I was shot away by a few arrows.

Sun, who the hell wants to eat dog food, kick and roll.

Since that day, my daily life in the game has become as follows.

friends:

[How to get fat [-]: Transfer server? 】

[Li Ergou: Don't turn! 】

【How to get fat four: QAQ see you in the wild】

【Li Ergou: ...】

Yes, why didn't Fat Si and I say that after opening Yongyule once to help the war, they felt that it was boring, and they thought it was too expensive, so they issued an order to let the fight-loving wilderness block me alone.

The key is that every time she blocks me, she will remind me: "Ah, Ergou, I saw you!!"

然后夫妻俩不知道从哪个犄角旮旯窜出来给我一个爱的万籁俱寂和百步穿杨，一通胖揍。

After the beating, he earnestly persuaded me to switch.

I was lying on the ground dying, and typed: "Are you agreeing to appreciate me?"

Why did Fat Si send out an emoji: "One size is worth one size. Compared with you, money is obviously more important. How can we mess around without money? How can we waste money?"

I couldn't argue with that natural tone.

Me: "So what price did he offer you!"

Why did Fat Si compare a number to me: "Look clearly, the unit is RMB."

I felt like I was scared and knelt down: "Miss Sister, I will lie on the floor when I go out from now on, I don't need you to do it! Just three or seven minutes!"

How Fat Four: "..."

I resisted tenaciously for a week, but Fat Si didn't know where to get the news, and knew that Lu Xingcheng and Yaoguang were my relatives and friends, so they were also blocked.

yy.

Lu Xingcheng was very angry: "Fuck, it's not human!"

Fluctlight was also very angry: "Damn it, you dare to hit me!"

I feel guilty: "Isn't it..."

Lu Xingcheng: "Li Ergou, quit the gang and hurry up!"

Fluctlight: "We still want to live in peace!"

Me: "Go and eat shit."

While I was exhausted, I had to deal with Lu Xingcheng's cheap apprentice.

But she doesn't seem to be doing anything so eye-catching that night anymore, and she doesn't cling to me very much.

Could it be that Lu Xingcheng's conscience found out that he confessed to her?

...does he have a conscience?

It is said that when I went online one day, the wind of thousands of miles of flowers suddenly pulled me to a remote corner, saying that I had something to tell me.

I looked in horror at this deserted place and the mighty and domineering goddess Arrow in front of me.

A name change card "pata" fell into my package.

current:

[Thousands of Miles Falling Flowers: I asked you to add me as a friend, but you refused!Then I won't bother you anymore, you should change your name to something nicer! 】

Then she patted her ass and walked away.

I really don't understand.

In the first guild league game on Friday night, the first and second medicines cannot be stopped, and the first and fifth games will always be happy.

Together with Lu Xingcheng Yaoguang, I was assigned to the A1 main team. Not long after, Tou Tie transferred Meng Tutu and Zhuzhuman over.

Tou Tie: "Hey, I'm sure we can't win this round anyway, so everyone should actively mix up the rewards, and withdraw after 5 minutes in the middle, and let them push."

I looked at the information in the friend list of how fat four formed a group of 75 people, and felt a little false.

The league started soon, and I climbed on the mount and followed the head iron in the middle.

They met in the middle of a narrow road with the large force that could not stop the medicine.

In yy:

Pigman: "Look at my snow and moon!! Tutu! Tutu milk me!"

Cute Tutu: "I'm the second dog..."

Pigman: "Tutu save me!!"

Cute Tutu: "I'm saving the second dog..."

Pigman: "I'll take a sip of rabbit milk..."

Cute Tutu: "Ergou is dead..."

Pigman cried: "Stop dating QAQ..."

Cute Tutu: "Ergou is dead again..."

My heart is fucked up.

To be honest, I'm not afraid of Wuxian when I'm fighting alone, but in team battles, especially when there's such a great arrow as I don't say, as long as I'm caught, it's enough for me to drink a pot.

What's more, Fat Si must have called on the whole gang to attack. From the beginning to the end, this couple never looked at anyone else, and threw all their high-injury moves to me.

What hatred and what resentment.

When I fell to the ground, I also received a private chat from How Fat Si: "(covering face) Still not switching servers?"

Paralysis, do not turn!Do not turn!

I was so angry that I opened the mall and bought a few cross-server loudspeakers. I didn't care if Taohua was online or not, so I swiped the cross-server frequency. Even if he wasn't there, someone would tell him anyway.

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Li Ergou: Peach blossoms still laugh at the spring breeze! 】

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Li Ergou: Yes, it's you!What kind of skill is buying a murderer!Turn around and kill me if you have the ability! 】

[Iron Horse Binghe] [Li Ergou: Didn't I just reject you a few times! 】

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Li Ergou: Do you want to be so glass-hearted! 】

[Iron Horse Binghe] [Li Ergou: You have the ability to place an order, and you have the ability to return it to me! 】

The world and the cross-server channel exploded as a matter of course. With Taohua's perverted popularity and my small popularity, the game quickly became a mess.

[There is a story! ]

[Seeking popular science! ]

[Is this Li Ergou that Li Xunhuan?yes? ]

[That's the one!Just changed the name not long ago! ]

[Fuck, I stand against CP! ]

After boiling for a while, Taohua slowly came out to answer the trumpet:

[Bashan Yeyu] [Peach Blossom still laughing at Chunfeng: Okay, this is what you asked for, I will switch servers now, are you waiting for me in Xinshou Village? 】

Then the second one came up:

[Bashan Yeyu] [Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze: It’s okay, no matter how many times you refuse]

【Bashan Night Rain】【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: I will not change my original intention】

I haven't reacted yet, but Lu Xingcheng's side in yy is "crackling" and I don't know what has been knocked over.

Yaoguang turned on the mic and said: "It's okay, he just dropped the skin of the melon on the ground, watch the gossip with peace of mind."

Tou Tie sighed over there: "Oh, this... Tutu, what a pity, what a pity..."

I:"……"

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red carp, green carp and donkey: Damn it! 】

[Bashan Night Rain] [Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: Damn it! ! 】

[Bashan Yeyu] [Grandfather of the Xu family: Although I don't know what happened, I still follow the trend, damn it! ! ! 】

After cleaning up the skin of the melon, Lu Xingcheng poked me: "Look at the cross-server."

I forked off his private chat with a blank expression.

What's the use of looking at the cross-server now, a group of rotten girls in the cross-server have gathered together and made pink bubbles, do you think I can't understand it?

If this is the case, Taohua actually answered a few questions from fans across servers in a very leisurely manner.

I euphemistically expressed my central idea that Li Ergou provoked him and refused to admit it.

The tone is called hesitant to speak, and the words are called hesitant to speak.

The cross-server fans expressed: "I feel sorry for you, touch your head, Li Ergou is so heartless, pity our peach blossoms."

Who is more pitiful?

I can't even get out of the safe zone now, okay?

Why didn't Fat Si and I talk about it? When the couple left, they congratulated me meaningfully and added a word of care.

If it is useful to take care, what do the police station do, I sighed.

Lu Xingcheng and Lu Xingcheng formed Yaoguang's team, typing seriously: "Seriously, don't talk about anything else, just take this stance of daring to confess your love across servers, Ergou, you have nothing to worry about."

Lu Xingcheng: "Full marks, so I wanted to ask you yesterday, Tao Hua is still smiling, who are you?"

"Didn't you say that you cheated him yesterday? It doesn't look like this attitude today."

Yaoguang didn't speak for a long time, and after pondering for a while, he suddenly lifted his spirits: "Taohua is undoubtedly a man, and looking at this trumpet doesn't seem like a joke, so you two, you two...?"

With Flulight saying it so bluntly, I feel like I can't face this game anymore.

The thought of being regarded as a peach blossom... I just don't know what to think, my mind is a little blank, and I feel panicked.

I was ridiculed before that we are a loving couple, but I have never been so panicked now.

After a brief blank moment, his mind was quickly filled with other things.

The soul-deprived nanny in white clothes and white hair by the sea.

In the cross-server chief martial arts arena, knock down the opposite Wu Xian in 30 seconds.

The killing prompt that often appears when eating chicken.

Jingwei's overwhelming skills when reclamation.

The weather in Guangzhou in the circle of friends.

The slightly cold voice in yy.

"Pick up my voice call, don't hang up, I will call you tomorrow."

"Do you think it looks good when we stand together?"

"I can protect you."

"I'm helping you because they are looking for you randomly, and you are very important to me."

"You're still angry."

"If you don't want to give me a chance to stand by your side, then go and force me to leave."

"It's okay, no matter how many times you refuse."

"I don't change my mind."