After I became a shemale liar

In short, after half a month of Jiangjiang Niangniang devil training, I became a coquettish and sharp big tit.

In the league, he even accidentally surpassed the No. [-] milk cat in the server, taking the No. [-] healing amount.

Anyway, Liang Shanbo was quickly defeated in the first round of the league last week.

The gang members are all celebrating on YY, boasting that Taohua's conductor is getting better and better, and there are girls singing on wheat to express their love.

But no one praised me... I am the mainstay of this league, okay!

Compared with the universal celebration on Xiangjianhuan's side, Liang Shanbo is more gloomy.

During the league, Achilles couldn't believe that there is a situation in this world where one milk can milk a team of great gods. After all, the purpose of his sending me to meet each other is to stir up shit, not to put pressure on them.

So he chatted with me privately: "Why did you go to the milk red carp team!"

Me: "Did you realize that I've been breastfeeding for several days?"

Achilles: "No breastfeeding! With you here, our league and team battles will be even more difficult!"

Me: "How do I know, I don't go to YY very often, I don't know the battle situation, every time I feel like I won't fight you much..."

Achilles: "...then you should go."

I went to yy silently.

As soon as I logged in, the system reminded me with a “ding——” that countless messages came in a row.

I click on the latest one.

[Achilles: How did you get on this account? ! ! ! 】

Me: "...Oh, I got it wrong."

[Achilles: You must have entered their guild with this yy number! ! ! 】

Me: "I got in with a trumpet! You are stupid!!"

【Achilles: Don't use the two accounts together, what if you get confused and exposed】

Me: "...you know how hard it is to be a spy! This week's 500 million!!"

【Achilles: Ah, they called me to fight the demon saint, I went to start a group and bye bye】

"..."

I scanned the remaining dozens of messages, all of which were unknown friend verification messages. . .

Forget it, the public opinion is too scary, I'd better avoid it.

Thinking of this, I hastened to confirm which number I was currently registering.

Sure enough... speechless, I quit the large account and re-logged into the small account, entered the yy guild where we met each other, and jumped into the small room of the fixed team.

The red carp is arguing with the pink phoenix.

Fen Fenghuang: "Why are you washing that broken broom?"

Red Carp: "It's nothing to do, let's see if I can give Dongxue a better attribute. The level of her crossing skills to solve the state is too low."

Fen Fenghuang: "Just with your black face, you still want to wash out your good attributes?"

Team channel:

【Peach Blossoms Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: [Clean Brushing]】

I clicked to look at the properties in doubt.

【Name: Clean brush】

【Level: 90】

[Quality: God]

[Magic attack: 2980-3180]

[Physical Attack: 1580-1780]

[Basic attributes: Qi and blood +430, intelligence +21, poison damage +412, spell fatality +12, spell attack speed +10%]

[Additional attributes: Ferry +3, Book of Gods +3]

[Blessing of Homeland Magical Treasure: None]

Fuck, this world is so crazy, can this kind of weapon be washed out? ! ! !

Red Carp: "Tell me, how many sets did you and the GM use?"

Taohua smiled in yy: "I haven't counted it, anyway, the two boxes I bought yesterday are all used up."

Red Carp: "I said why you don't get close to women in the game, it turns out that you have had an affair with the GM a long time ago!"

Tao Hua: "How about it, do you want to try it too?"

Red Carp: "Damn gay!"

My shameless team typed: "Whoever sees it has a share! Someone wants this kind of artifact for as much as it costs! Dividends and dividends!"

Tao Hua: "Seeing that Qian's eyes are open, let's go and fight the demon saint, you don't have a magic weapon yet."

After Ji Meng and Yingzhao finished fighting, a god-grade five-fire and seven-bird fan and a fairy-grade Nanming Lihuo sword exploded.

It's a pity that they are all skills used by Taoists.

But that's worth the money qaq

I can't speak, I've been scared to my knees by the boss' European spirit.

Fan Fenghuang: "What's wrong today?"

Red Carp: "Taohua and GM used two boxes, no, the reward is here."

Fen Fenghuang: "...Then it seems that peach blossom skills are pretty good."

I:"……???"

"Wait, it shouldn't be peach blossom cough, so what, do you accept it?"

Red Carp: "Oh...you are a naive kid at first glance, don't you know that the one below is more enjoyable?"

I:"……"

Crooked, Yaoyaoling, I want to get out of the car, this car is not for kindergarten!

At this moment, the third Demon Saint Jiuying was finished.

A fairy glazed cup exploded.

This time it's available to doctors.

The red carp was shocked and said: "What the hell are you... Forget it, how about I buy you a box and send it over?"

Peach Blossom: "..."

"But there are four of us, so we can't all count on me."

The red carp was even more shocked: "You, you, you mean to bring us together? Np???"

Pink Phoenix: "..."

I can't take care of typing anymore.

Oh my god, Lao Nian is red! !

Also Np! ! !

This novel will be banned! !

I didn't vote for the magical artifacts that exploded, because I don't have a homeland...so I gave up.

After returning to the city, I ran to the warehouse and read it from the first page.

Yes, there is no land deed on this number, so I am still a poor guy who can't even afford land within the second ring road of Yuzhou.

Ugh. . .

But I don't care about such a small thing, as long as my undercover agent can continue to do it successfully, 500 million a week... I will soon become a rich man.

Although this is a bit different from my original ideal, but if I make money by playing treasures, how long will it take me to become the richest man in the district, and then marry Bai Fumei.

Or... quietly open Li Ergou's following accounts to play treasures in the middle of the night to earn extra money?

But the turmoil of my cheating on marriage and money has not yet passed, and I will be murdered by the justice of heaven in the wild.

I had a hard time playing the treasure account, and I was aggrieved working under the undercover account.

Ah... this game is so hard to play, I might get an A.

Just then, a dialog box popped up in front of my eyes.

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Requests to Compete with You】

reject!not in the mood!

In yy:

Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Why refuse?give you something

give me something? ?

Immediately after:

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Requests a Trade with You】

Oh, I'm sorry, I was scared by the previous devil training, and I got used to reflecting when I saw Taohua still smiling and spring breeze.

【accept】

On the trading panel lay two radiant objects.

Glass cup, clean and brush.

Refuse.

Love and be loved:"……"

I chatted with him privately: "What are you doing?"

Peach Blossom: "?"

Me: "You don't get paid for nothing, okay..."

Tao Hua: "It was originally for you to wash, take it."

Me: "Why give me this?"

Tao Hua: "I'll take you to a martial arts competition."

Me: "I don't want to compare...you can just find the cat with gray ears."

Taohua: "She has her own martial arts team."

Me: "Then you can find someone else, I haven't called before."

Taohua: "That's just right. You'll know after one fight. There's still a week left. Let's find another team to practice 6V6."

Me: "No, you can find someone else."

Taohua: "What's wrong with you?"

Me: "It's nothing, I just want to be an ordinary task nurse, martial arts or something, forget it."

Peach Blossom: "..."

After a while of silence, he said: "Just do me a favor, it's a pity to give this weapon to others."

I:"……"

Damn, I know how to play the emotional card!

I:"……"

Taohua: "Are you okay?"

...Made, the gentle tone can make me goosebumps.

Me: "How much are the two pieces?"

Tao Hua: "I'll tell you if you accept it."

I:"……"

"I don't want it without asking the price."

Taohua: "Okay, add me vx, let me think about the price."

"Ah."

After adding Peach Blossom Friends, he easily pulled me into the gang group.

After a wave of thanks, I went into hiding, and I didn’t plan to talk more in the help group. What if I was too profane and asked to make a voice call, and lied that my mobile phone receiver was broken?

Good diving, good diving, I'm a little transparent.

A gang group is a small dating platform.

What is the most popular activity on the dating platform?

Of course it's a burst of photos.

At times like this, of course the men are ready to move, and the girls are hesitant to talk.

While the girls shyly said not to take selfies from various angles, and said not to be honest in all kinds of bodies, the men chased after them and shouted for marriage and dating.

Sigh... It's not good to play the game for a long time, and I'm not surprised by all kinds of routines.

Taohua told me to wait for something, and I had nothing to do, so I looked through his circle of friends.

Of course, I won't just sit around and do nothing.

This guy is an aerial photographer. He looks quite tall, with a nice face, clean eyebrows and eyes.

I lifted up my shirt and was silent for a moment.

I stopped watching, and I silently quit his circle of friends.

There is such a thing as abs... if you want to have it, you will always have it.

Half an hour later, Peach Blossom is still hanging up, Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang are in love and killing each other, Lihua and Momo Qinghan are not online today, and no one washes my ears.

I really had nothing to do, so I started to browse the map.

After wandering around for a while, I wandered to Sanshengshu unconsciously.

In the middle of the night, there were no living people except the couples who wanted to hang up their phones and torture their dogs here, so I jumped up the tree without any fear to peek at the Yue Lao cards hanging on the high places.

[Please advise me for the rest of my life. --elegy】

Oh, so euphemistic.

【I like you! What do you want me to say!wood!Dumb! ! ——green orange sauce]

Oh, so direct.

[Peach Blossom is still smiling at the spring breeze, I don't know who you are waiting for, but I have been waiting for you. ——Pear Blossoms Fall]

Oh, good art.

[When will I see Xu Xi...]

……and many more?

I flipped back to see a sign.

Are the pear blossoms gone? !

Fuck?I seem to have discovered something extraordinary?

I've been waiting for you... This sentence contains a little too much information.

I pulled Red Carp out of the blacklist without gossip.

【Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Help Master...】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Miss! ! 0.0】

I:"……"

"I have a question.."

"Miss 0.0, tell me."

"Is pear blossom and peach blossom..."

Red Carp: "Girl, don't worry, just listen to Xiaosheng speak slowly."

Red Carp: "When this area was first opened, Tao Hua was a young man who had just graduated from college. His roots were young and he had never played games before..."

Me: "Speak human language quickly!"

Red Carp: "Why is the girl so irritable? It's true, the child has no mother, it's a long story. Peach Blossom..."

I didn't want to look at him anymore, I looked at his location, bought a thousand-mile tracking charm and chased him.

The red carp was still chattering, filling the entire private chat channel with eloquence.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."

【You declare war on red carp, green carp and donkey】

Guild:

[My gang member Liu Se He Zenglian Dongxue killed Xiangjianhuan's gang leader Red Carp Green Carp and Donkey in Wanqiu, coordinates (1354, 2588)]

[My gang leader, the red carp, the green carp, and the donkey were killed in Wanqiu by the gang member Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue, coordinates (1354,2588, [-])]

private chat:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: After Lihua joined the gang, Taohua has already become a high-cold male god in the outside world, so Lihua can't help but fall in love with him]

It’s fine to have this awareness earlier, so much nonsense.