After I became a shemale liar

I fell into deep thought after knowing Lihualuo's feelings towards Peach Blossom.

As long as Cheng Yaojin is not killed halfway, if this situation continues, she will most likely be my apprentice-in-law.

Alas, for some reason, there is a feeling that my son will not be able to keep him when he grows up.

Although he probably doesn't want to admit that he ever had me as a master.

But there is still a sense of vicissitudes that time does not wait for people.

life...

A few minutes later, the hook symbol on Taohua's head finally disappeared, and immediately, I received a message from him: "Are you there?"

"Ah."

"That magic weapon is just a fairy product, it's worthless, you have to change it in the future, you don't need to pay, you just give 500r for the weapon."

"Boss, you don't need to give me a [-]% discount even if you are not short of money. Think I don't understand the market price."

"Whether you give love or not, if you don't give me, I won't accept it."

"..."

500 is 500, the big deal is to give him a few more mouthfuls when helping in the battle in the future.

After transferring money to Taohua, Momo Qinghan went to the game.

Soon, he applied to join the team.

"Hey, here? Have you cleared the mission yet?"

Red Carp: "It's basically gone, you came up late..."

Momo Qinghan: "...This is very sad."

Fan Fenghuang: "Stop doing missions, let's find someone to practice 3V3, and go to a martial arts competition next weekend."

Momo Qinghan: "Okay, I'll find an output."

After a while, an Izumo loli named Yuwei Chichi got into the team.

Red Carp: "Okay, everyone is here, let me see how to distribute..."

Momo Qinghan: "This is very embarrassing, three outputs and three assistants."

The fish tail entered the team late and didn't speak for a long time. Now, taking advantage of the red carp being assigned to the research team, he asked, "Oh? Has the nanny changed? How much did you buy?"

I looked around, and I was the only doctor in this team.

"Well, it's changed."

As for the price, I can't say.

Because I have 3000 seconds for this number, but the good things on this number are definitely more than 3000, not to mention other things, just the washed top-quality magic outfit, [-] can't get it off.

Fortunately, Yuwei didn't ask any more questions for a long time, and I was spared the pain of fabricating the price.

In the end, Red Carp decided on a team of Peach Blossom, Yuwei Chiji, and Pink Phoenix, and myself, Momo Qinghan and him.

The reason is: "Papa's professional [-]v[-] doesn't take panting, so I will give you more support, and I will bring a damage! The doctor will also give me!"

Peach Blossom: "..."

Facts have proved that even if I drop the silicone milk, it is useless, I still have to kneel.

Big brother, you put the most threatening Peach Blossom on the opposite side, and you also equip him with a vegetable cutting profession and a moving humanoid self-propelled buff pink Phoenix, can you win?

Wu Xian's profession is originally a one-on-one champion, and there are leapfrog kills. Of course, one control three is not a problem.

I can release control, but I only have two control skills. Wuxian has four control effects and sixteen control skills!Not even a stunt!

Not to mention that Shenjian is still a crispy skin of a master attacker.

Yuwei licked him late. If I didn't care about his blood, he might still owe him blood.

But in the final analysis, there are still many people who play Magic Arrow. After all, the status of the overlord of team battles is undisputed.

As for the Taoist priests, who have been declining in the first place and have been rectified over and over again, they really don't have much fun.

In the second round, Red Carp was re-divided into teams. He, Taohua, and Fenfenghuang were in the first team, and I, Momo Qinghan, and Yuweichi were in the first team.

Maybe it was my illusion, this time they didn't target the fish tail that was the most threatening, but gave priority to me.

Why are you just a pure auxiliary milk...

Oh no, they have no milk!So they have to beat me to death first to bring me back to the disadvantage! !

I suddenly came to my senses, quickly showed off my snakeskin and walked around, twisting and turning to add blood to Yuwei Chichi and Momo Qinghan, keeping an eye on their status, and immediately dismissed them as soon as they were charged.

But there are also things that can't be solved... Peach Blossom Lord is strong in silence and chaos, his spirit beast has hit the skill called Jian Zou Feng, which increases my miss rate of Si Mingdu'er, and the witch face of Pink Phoenix adds to him. By the way, the buff interferes with our position, so we often can't get rid of the control, and the pressure is still very high.

The red carp's output is less than one can't kill me, the fish's tail is delayed by the peach blossoms, and it rushes to the red carp's side to cut him. It's a stalemate for about 3 minutes. In the end, Momo Qinghan seized the opportunity to attack him With the protection of the real spirit (immune control), the wind and lightning plus the two-stage displacement of the electric galloping wind cut to the red carp, and the virtual Yufeng took it back to the original Yuan Tianlei, Huokan, Shui Xunfeng and took away the red carp.

The core output is dead, and the two supports can't make a difference, so this round is won by our side.

Coming out of the 3v3 field, Yuwei sent my name in the team: "Liu Se's operation is really good (cute)"

I replied with a cute expression of a rabbit.

My future apprentice daughter-in-law was gone, and went online the next night.

Before anyone could react, she quickly changed her job to become a doctor.

Oh my god.

What are you doing? ! !

Red Carp was as shocked as I was: "...do you know why she suddenly changed jobs?"

I was stunned: "How do I know??"

Red Carp: "I thought you guys would talk more if you're all girls??"

I:"……"

I'll go to your uncle's sister.

Labor is a man!

But I put up with it.

Because the 500 million that Achilles just gave me is still in my pocket.

Fan Fenghuang was also shocked: "Do you know why Lihua changed jobs?"

Me: "I don't know...why do you ask me..."

Fen Fenghuang: "... Excuse me, I thought you little girls would know more than us rough men."

"..."

Then Momo Qinghan: "Liu Se, you don't have a home, do you have a magic weapon?"

"I don't... eh?"

Momo Qinghan: "Huh?"

"Ah,, I have the magic weapon. Before you went online that day, the lord and the others helped me explode it. I haven't cultivated it yet."

"Then why don't you come to my house first? If you don't have the blessing of the magic weapon, you will suffer a lot if you go to the martial arts competition."

"your home?"

"Yeah, anyway, I live alone in my house, and I don't have any messy relationships in the game, so you don't have to worry."

"..."

I covered my beating heart and calmly examined myself.

I, Li Ergou, male, formerly a professional demon swordsman, now a professional nurse.

My ideal is to be a businessman with integrity, to earn money by playing treasures, to become the richest man in the region, to become a great god in a counterattack, and to marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life.

It's impossible to make money from playing treasures now, but there is still hope for becoming the richest man in the district.

Although the process is a bit different from what I thought, the result is the same.

But what I want to marry is Bai Fumei, not Bai Fumei marrying me.

Am I mistaken for the heroine script?

Think carefully.

At this moment, I realized that I had missed a private chat message.

The pear blossoms are all gone.

"If you are a little self-aware, stay away from Taohua and use these tricks to attract his attention. Heh, I've seen a lot of girls like you."

"..."

Brother, which eye of yours saw that I was approaching peach blossoms, did your retina detach?

stunned dog.jpg

Then, I noticed the ID I randomly picked up that day——

Willow ever pity winter snow.

There is also the one hanging above my profile picture, which shows the captain's logo-Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze.

This……

It's really not my fault.

Everyone in the world knows that Taohua still laughs at Chunfeng's last sentence, which is that the human face doesn't know where to go.

Oh,,, could it be that Lihua Luojin misunderstood because she has never read a book.

Then I forgive you.

Those who do not know are not guilty.

I put aside Momo Qinghan for now, and replied to Lihua Luojin: "What are you talking about?"

The pear blossoms are gone: "Oh."

"..."

Forget it, the IQ of the woman who is soaking in the vinegar jar is negative, let's explain it later.

Momo Qinghan is still waiting for my reply.

I looked at the chat record just now for a while, and my heart suddenly jumped.

That's right, if I marry Momo Qinghanyou, doesn't that mean I'm not interested in peach blossoms?While getting rid of the suspicion, maybe you can get a good friend. Lihua will definitely not hate me anymore. Ah, Lihua’s equipment can be seen at a glance. It’s all made by myself. It’s Bai Fumei, wait until I The day my undercover career ends, I can use my tuba to tease her back home.

Oh, that's not right, if I marry Momo Qinghan, wouldn't it just be convenient for her and Taohua? ?She likes peach blossoms in the first place, so I made way for him. When the day comes when I retire, both of these children will be able to run away!Moreover, what if she treats me as a girlfriend.

Then I will marry Bai Fumei who has an egg.

To agree, or not to agree, this is a difficult question.

After thinking for two seconds, I refused.

"It's okay, I'll buy a piece of land myself, if I can't find a suitable land deed, let's talk about it."

Momo Qinghan: "Yes."

Let's go back to the matter of Li Hualuo's job change.

Taohua was the last one to express a little surprise.

Oh, I suspect that he just drew a circle and waited for Lihua to jump into it, deliberately getting close to me every day, forcing Lihua to change jobs to show his heart, and then kicked me away to marry Lihua.

Oh, scheming man.

team:

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Changed jobs? 】

[Pear Blossom Falling: Well, I see that there are two doctors in other people's martial arts teams]

The red carp fish powder Phoenix huddled into a ball without saying a word.

[Taohua still laughs at the spring breeze: that is an ordinary team, if the configuration is correct, a doctor is enough]

[The pear blossoms are gone: ah, ah? 】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: You changed your job to become a doctor, our team only has two outputs]

【The pear blossoms are all gone:...】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Have you got your doctor's equipment ready? 】

【Pear Blossoms Are Falling: ...No】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Chunfeng: Then we will bring Liu Se to the competition this time, you can find another team to fight first, and I will find another output]

After a minute of silence, Lihua Luojin voluntarily left the team.

For the second time in one day I was dumbfounded.

This seems a little different from what I thought.

You, you, you, you trample on a girl's mind, are you human? ? ! !

I wanted to comfort Pear Blossom, but considering that I was her number one imaginary enemy, it might be considered as showing off to her by running over, so forget it.

Pear Blossom's resignation from the team didn't make much impact on the bastard Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng. His team typed: "Do you have a better output that you know?"

Red Carp: "...the powerful DPS are basically all in the team now, and the rest are average powerful."

Fan Fenghuang sighed: "If the martial arts team does not have a strong output, even if no one dies in the whole game, the final victory or defeat will be calculated according to the output."

The red carp was confused: "Then what should I do?"

Momo Qinghan, who was left aside by me, suddenly suggested: "Isn't that Li Xunhuan in the Yaodao ability ranking list without a team?"

The red carp and pink phoenix immediately cheered up as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

"Yes, yes, Li Xunhuan! That Li Xunhuan who has always been number one in the Demon Sword ability ranking!"

"!!! More than that! If it weren't for his few rankings, he would also be number one in the ability list!"

"Absolutely great! I watched him compete with someone once! That operation! How sharp!!"

"Quick, quick! Draw me over!!"

Momo Qinghan waited until the passion of the two had passed before speaking: "...You two, didn't you notice that he is in a small gang and doesn't often go online?"

Red Carp: "...Yes, I forgot."

Fan Fenghuang: "As long as his account is here, he will always be there, right?"

Momo sighed lightly: "It's not that easy, okay? He doesn't know if he will be there once a month. He heard that going online means hanging up, and the tasks are not clear."

Red Carp: "Then why did you say it, I'm so happy..."

Momo Qinghan: "Didn't I suddenly think of it? Maybe it's a number that some great god has forgotten..."

The red carp and pink phoenix withered immediately.

Momo Qinghan poked at Peach Blossom who had not made a sound for most of the day and still smiled at Chunfeng: "Peach Blossom? Do you know this Li Xunhuan?"

Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng: "I don't know."

The author has something to say: Yes, I borrowed the name of my little male god Li Xunhuan