After I became a shemale liar

...... Blessings never come together, and misfortunes never come singly.

I clicked agree.

Taohua quickly flew over with people.

team:

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Resurrection】

I resurrected on the spot.

I just got up when he came over. Achilles reacted quickly when he saw people coming from here, and asked the wizard to pull me into their encirclement.

Taohua still smiled and Chunfeng immediately followed me into the encirclement in stealth, and there was a long sound of silence and then a long sound of clearing the air.

I don't know when the red carp came over and released a hundred-step piercing poplar, and Momo Qinghan exploded to return to the original, and I quickly threw a green bag to rejuvenate to stabilize the blood of Peach Blossom. Finally, the belated pink phoenix released I pulled back from the crowd.

Corpses are everywhere.

Red carp ran over to comfort me after pretending to be aggressive: "Don't be afraid, Dongxue, I'm here."

I was not sued.

Instead, he silently opened Achilles' private chat: "Your sister, my ring was just leaked!"

Achilles: "...I didn't see it."

"Someone must have picked it up, help me find it."

Achilles: "Our team is here, okay..."

"..."

When I was greeting Achilles' mother kindly, Red Carp, who had been nagging in the team, saw that I didn't respond, and sent me a private chat.

"Are you all right?"

I replied: "It's okay."

Then I sent the draft I had just drawn up in my stomach to Achilles in text.

Red Carp: "...So Dongxue, you have such a temper, I'm sorry and disrespectful."

I:"……"

Stepping on a horse, it was wrong.

I trembled with trembling fingers: "Give me back the ring!"

This time I switched directly to the team channel by mistake.

Red Carp looked confused: "... what ring?"

Me: "...it's fine."

Taohua, who was startled by my big movement, turned around and gave me a look.

I shuddered in my heart.

"Ah, it's nothing, I just lost a purple ring, it's worthless, it's okay haha."

Red Carp: "Do you remember what it's called? May I find it for you?"

Me: "No, no, it's very common to grab one by one."

Momo Qinghan: "Why don't you ask Achilles, they won't be greedy for a garbage ring, right?"

I hurriedly stopped: "Forget it, it's really useless, it's worthless anyway, and asking them will make them feel that we are being stingy."

Red Carp: "That's right, then I'll pay you one in a while."

Me: "I really don't need the helper, really!"

Red Carp didn't answer for a while, and I suddenly had an ominous premonition in my heart.

Sure enough, half a minute later, my private message rang.

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: It's okay, sister, I understand, that ring must have been given to you by someone very important, don't panic, brother will definitely find it for you! 】

You know an egg, you know!No need!No need!

But now I can only stroke the scales of the red carp. I racked my brains and finally found the right tone: "Well... this is my secret. Brother Liyu, if you want to help me find it, please help me find it, but you Don't tell anyone, okay?"

Red Carp patted his conscience and assured me: "Don't worry, little sister! Oh no, young lady!"

I'm going to fuck my little sister.

After finally holding down the red carp so that he didn't cause trouble in the city, I quickly chatted with Achilles in private: "If you don't help me get the ring back, you will never think about hunting treasures in the wild again."

Achilles: "...Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you."

Me: "You go, you are no longer the good grandson kneeling under my hall."

Achilles: "500 million qaq"

Me: "Shut up! Am I someone you can impress with 500 million?!"

Achilles: "Yeah qaq."

Me: "Okay, don't talk about it, I decided to provide Red Carp with your geographical location from time to time in the future."

Achilles: "You're sending him to die."

Me: "Anyway, I haven't seen you successfully fight back."

Achilles: "Do you think I can't kill him?"

Me: "Yeah, your little attack is simply unsightly."

Achilles: "..."

I took advantage of the victory and pursued: "So you quickly find the ring and give it to the red carp in a reasonable way!"

After gritted teeth with Achilles, the guild league was about to start, Taohua still laughed at Chunfeng and started the team, I went back to the guild and prepared to enter the league map.

The united front is not here today, because it is fighting a relatively weak gang, so it is the Taohua commander.

I quietly changed into the god costume I dug out the night before, coquettishly showed my position, and then... died perfectly many times.

I don't think this is a problem with my operation. If I have to find the reason, it may be that Taohua's still smiling spring breeze command is too pleasing to the eye.

I didn't mean to forget to add blood to myself while watching him control people smoothly while arranging tactics with ease.

Originally, purple clothes were standard for Wu Xian, but Tao Hua still loves to wear white, and her graceful figure is simply——

There is a saying how to say——

Crazy butterfly dance disturbs my heart 0.0

To put it more elegantly, it is called random flowers that gradually become charming.

"Willow, willow?"

Peach Blossom still laughs and Spring Breeze calls me on the microphone: "Save people!"

I woke up like a dream: "Oh!"

Then I was called by the audience.

"Liu Se, can you pay attention to the status of the output?"

"Liu Se, there is someone lying at your feet, don't you know how to save him?"

"Liu Se, where is the ban on the book of sacrificing? Why don't you let go when the other side presses you?"

Let go, let go, grandpa!On CD! ! !

After a league game, I was exhausted physically and mentally.

Red carp sends out output healing statistics in the gang, and my milk volume is second.

The first is the big disciple of the doctor in this server, named Mao Er Cangcang.

Hehe, you know how to order me with such a big breast.

After I came out, I chatted with Red Carp in private: "Boss, you see I am such a flat-chested tit, I really can't handle your team in a fight, so don't put me on your team in the league from now on..."

Red Carp: "No, your milk is very good! You see, your pretense is only half of that of Cat-eared Canggang, and the amount of healing is more than half of hers!"

Hehe, isn't that because there is a conductor who treats me like a dog!

Me: "Really,,, your team is under a lot of treatment pressure..."

Red Carp patted me on the shoulder: "I understand everything, but I'm not in charge of the deployment of the league and gang battles, you have to tell the commander..."

Daring is a waste of saliva.

You are the leader of the gang, you can't even do this, you have too much ambition!

In desperation, I chatted with Taohua in private and still smiled at Chunfeng, expressing my thoughts tactfully.

He immediately sent a team invitation.

agree.

Wu Xian in white quickly teleported over from the team and appeared beside me.

Then click me to learn from each other.

Confused, I agreed.

Why... Could it be that I said that I will not add blood to him in the future and severely hit his self-esteem?Is your heart so fragile?

Before I could come up with Chou Yinmao, my little doctor had already been bitten to death by Taohua's baby spirit beast.

The death was quite tragic.

Tao Hua still smiled and stood silently for a while, the team typed: "Why don't you run?"

I:"……"

Nima, you can accuse me when you come up, can you react!

He circled my corpse twice: "You need to practice the doctor's operation."

I simply refused: "No."

"Otherwise, how will you milk me in the future?"

"No milk."

"Drag the skills of undoing status and resurrection to the shortcut bar and use them flexibly."

"Need not."

"Practice the operation."

"Not practicing."

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Requests to Compete with You】

I:"……"

I smiled mockingly in my heart, heh, do you think I will be beaten to death by you twice this time!

I changed my clothes and put on the divine outfit that I found out of the warehouse that day, and agreed to learn from each other.

After the countdown in the sparring field was over, I immediately put myself in shape. Just after I finished, I saw that Taohua was still smiling, and Chunfeng didn't hide at all.

I've dragged out Si Mingdu'er who was released from the charge a long time ago, afraid of you?

Pa, was silenced.

Uncontrollable!

...not resolved.

This guy's strong control is awesome...

I gave up the original idea of ​​a hard bar, and stood still to bruise myself.

But it's useless, his spirit beast bites me, and I still owe it two thousand blood.

After coming out, Taohua still laughed at Chunfeng and lit me to look at my equipment for a while, and came to a conclusion: "The equipment is fine, but the operation is too bad, so I need to practice."

Hehe, I'm very good at playing Demon Sword, okay? This is my first time playing nanny, so it's just a comparison!

I coldly refused: "No."

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Requests to Compete with You】

Disturbed ancestors!I practice!Can't I practice?

The ring came back faster than I expected.

The next night, Red Carp put Banyuan Xiudao on the trading panel.

I looked at the ring on the transaction column and moved it up to check the information.

【Name: Half Edge Cultivation】

【Level: 90】

[Quality: Purple]

[Magic Attack: 980——1180]

[Physical Attack: 580——780]

Below are the attributes, and the words engraved on the ring, there is no problem.

I accepted it, and thanked Red Carp earnestly: "Thank you, lord."

Red Carp: "(covering face) It's okay, Miss Sister, please bury your chest!!!"

I:"……"

I calmly closed the private chat window, pulled out the red carp from the friend list, and blocked it decisively.

I don't know what is wrong with Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng's brain. Anyway, after he tortured me three times in the sparring that night, he started to force me to practice operations like a pervert.

During those two weeks, the sky was dark and the sky was booming, hahaha.

Such high-intensity training made me feel like I was cutting clothes in my dreams, and I didn’t even need to open my mouth after seeing him go online. I would take the initiative to go up and ask: “Will you go to the pharmacy?”

I felt at ease after being abused at least three times in a row.

Although I can't beat Peach Blossom and still laugh at Spring Breeze, I have special skills.

I have seen through his personality a long time ago, yes, he is inhuman and clean, but he has a fatal flaw, he loves to pretend.

The big guys who love to pretend will not be as shameless as I am.

So, audience friends, when you can't beat a person, don't try to reason with him!So silly and naive!Use your IQ to crush him!

So, after the sparring, I looked at the tall and tall Wu Xian in front of me, and smiled charmingly.

Shamelessly swaying around him twice, I quietly said, "Taohua, where are you?"

Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng: "Yeah."

Me: "Then let me tell you a story, buddy!"

"Ah."

"A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat?"

"I don't know hahaha, it said, aim~~~"

silence.

"Let me tell you another story about hiding a knife in a smile, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

silence.

"Do you know who has the flattest chest in fairy tales? It's Little Red Riding Hood! Because her grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf hahahahahaha!"

Still silent.

These short jokes came to my mind naturally, anyway, I forgot where I read them, so I used them directly.

But I was about to laugh so hard that my wall separated, and Taohua still laughed at Chunfeng, a pervert who didn't respond at all.

"...how about I tell you another one?"

【Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze Requests to Compete with You】

Forget it, I'll go offline.