After I became a shemale liar

After successfully adding Red Carp as a friend, he quickly sent me a team invitation.

【agree】

[You add Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze, Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix, Pear Blossom Falling, Momo Qinghan as temporary friends]

... How did Mader forget to take a look at his team information.

I looked at this team of glittering men and horses, and I trembled instinctively.

It was agreed to keep a low profile, so as soon as you join the gang, it's okay to get mixed up with the gang leader's fixed team?

team:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Everyone is together, let's go]

[Momo Qinghan: The nanny who just called just now happened to have something to do, so you can bring one here]

I looked at the team configuration.

Red carp, magic arrow; peach blossom, wuxian; pink phoenix, shaman; pear flower, Izumo; Momo Qinghan, Taoist.

Road length 0.0

Those who still insist on playing Taoist priests are all feelings 0.0

Taohua still laughed at Chunfeng's application for the team leader, and led the team into the Nuwa patching the sky dungeon.

After the dungeon was started, no one in the team talked anymore, but they played very well together, and it was obvious that they had been playing together for a long time.

This dungeon is not difficult, and I can pass it with six singles. Although they played a difficult dungeon, fortunately, the damage output is really strong, so I paddled and just watched their blood bars.

As I paddled, I lost my mind.

The shaman was in the upper state to open the way, the Izumo arrow was outputting, and the Taoist priests scuttled around swiftly. Where Wu Xian passed, flocks of birds flew in fright.

You finally have circles I know nothing about.

team:

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Doctor, have you done your other tasks? 】

I was suddenly called by the main object of distraction, and my spine froze.

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dong Xue: Ah, not yet]

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Let's go together, just because our team lacks a nanny]

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Well, follow if you do, and leave the team if you don’t]

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Well, do it]

Click to follow.

Wu Xian, who led the team, was destined to be romantic from his back, but unfortunately his master was tougher, colder, and less human.

What a pity, I haven't been able to see how he has transformed step by step to this day.

I turned my gaze back to the game.

There are no problems with other tasks, but Yi shot the nine suns...

This seems a bit different from what I imagined. A team of great masters came to play a copy of Yi She Nine Suns, the main way for ordinary players to earn pocket money?Isn't the world of the great god like "as much as the cashier receives, vegetables and grains come and trade immediately——"?

Don't ask me why I know.

The team channel is as quiet as a chicken, and I quietly face my handsome man.

After Yi shot Nine Days, I was about to pay my respects and quit the team, when Mo Mo Qinghan suddenly said in the team: "Nannies are doing well, our team is short of nurses, are you interested in getting fixed?"

Your team of great gods need milk except when fighting, and you don’t need milk at all to clear missions at all, okay? ==

That's what I said, but the thighs are stretched out in front of my eyes, isn't it stupid if I don't hug him?

I seem to have seen the statue of the goddess of the whole district beckoning to me.

"Hey? Okay, I don't have any friends when I first came to this district. If it's convenient, I can fix it with you. I don't know if it will affect it?"

Red Carp: "It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all! Please be sure to nurse me well! Don't worry about others!"

Me: "Okay (smiling)"

All the teammates took the initiative to add me as friends, and I added them one by one.

In addition to the peach blossoms still laugh at the spring breeze.

It's not that I don't add it, it's that he doesn't add me.

Forget it, I will not take the initiative to add it, let you know what differential treatment is.

Red Carp: "Dongxue come to YY? You haven't come to pick up your vest yet."

...yy?

My yy number, which is almost familiar to everyone in the district, has many small crowns and various vests on countless channels.

Just kidding, I don't even need to join the gang YY, as long as I log in, I will be sprayed into a sieve, okay?

But as witty as I am, how could I be stumped by such a thing?

I typed in the team: "Ah, my yy account was stolen and I haven't found it yet. Can I build a small account first?"

Red Carp: "Of course, you can go to YY to save the team from typing."

I Ma Liu applied for a yy trumpet, and followed Red Carp's prompt to enter the guild channel of Xiangjianhuan.

The girl at the reception sent me the vest format, and after I corrected it, I was dragged to the small room of the fixed team by the red carp.

"Winter snow is coming!"

This masculine and rough male voice twirled and jumped into my ears, and I was shocked when I heard it.

Glancing at the vest with the green light on, it turned out to be a red carp.

A rougher old man's voice sounded: "Dong Xue is free to hang out with YY, the gang YY is also very lively during the day."

This is pink phoenix...

It's hard for me to breathe when the two rough guys named me Pink Bubble.

In the end, it was Momo Qinghan who saved my ears: "Dongxue? Can you hear me?"

... Sue!Capital Jack Sue!

I was startled, and almost exposed myself by turning on the mic, so I quickly pressed my paws and typed: "Ah, my mic is broken, and turning it on will disturb my roommate, so just listen."

Oh, I'm sorry, although I'm already 26, but for the sake of my undercover career, it's still necessary to pretend to be tender, and my conscience won't hurt.

Momo Qinghan smiled lightly: "Well, come and hang around when you have nothing to do."

Me: "Well."

Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang went to the pharmacy to compete, and the two yelled at each other to fuck each other.

Since they are all fixed teams, I didn't leave the team, and went to the warehouse manager to look through what was in the warehouse of this number.

Then I was shocked.

Damn it, there is a whole set of fucking clothes in the warehouse.

I went through it with trembling hands, and confirmed that this is not a washed-up one, but a fully-enhanced, genuine, and innocent finished product.

Even hats and clothes are superb.

I seem to have accidentally bought something amazing...

Just when I was bursting into tears, the small room, which was a little noisy because of the dispute between the red carp and the pink phoenix, suddenly fell silent.

I heard Lihua Luojin ask: "Taohua, what's wrong with you? Are you unhappy?"

Then, a young-sounding male voice replied, "No."

I couldn't hear any emotion, and it had nothing to do with me anyway, I shrugged and continued to rummage through the warehouse.

The pear blossoms were gone: "Aren't you going to kill that profiteer today?"

I couldn't help but stop when I was flipping through the warehouse.

Oh, this has something to do with me.

After all, I was the only merchant who was hunted down by Taohua still laughing at the spring breeze, and the other merchants in the server had a good relationship with him.

Taohua still smiled and Chunfeng answered absent-mindedly: "Well, he didn't show up today."

Nonsense, I'm here to lurk, of course I don't have time to play treasures in Liukai and worry about your pursuit.

Lihua Luojin: "==So what is the hatred between you and that businessman? You have to track his location for thousands of miles every day to chase him and kill him, and you won't let us help."

No grudges, I just tricked him for a little money 0.0

I said silently in my heart.

This time Taohua still laughed and Chunfeng didn't answer.

Li Hua Luo Jin asked: "Peach Blossom?"

Red Carp, who had been used as the background board for a long time, interjected: "Ahaha, what, Taohua was tricked by that profiteer when she was just playing games."

The pear blossoms are gone: "Souga..."

Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng: "Well, we won't start a gang battle today, right? I'll go down first."

I watched him go offline.

Why does it feel like he's not in a good mood.

Oh, you couldn't kill me today, are you crying?

Or is it because you quarreled with your girlfriend and got dumped?

Or was he out of the closet and kicked out of the house by his parents?

Anyway, the thought of him being unhappy makes me happy, hahahahaha.

On the night when I successfully lurked into the meeting, I went to bed early and prepared to regain my energy to fight tomorrow, but I had a dream.

The eyes in the dream seemed to be covered with a veil, and I couldn’t see clearly. Two people who were not very clear kept chatting in my ears. The voice was very soft, and it was still hazy when it floated into my ears. of.

The softer voice: "Master, how did you get your cultivation base?"

Another voice replied: "A little skill."

"How about the skills?"

"Look at the skill panel."

"Why do you need money for some skills, Master?"

"do not know."

"...Where is Master's warehouse?"

"in front of you."

"But there is no warehouse in front of me..."

"...storage."

"How does master hand in the task?"

"Master, how did you speak in the team?"

"What is Master's report?"

"..."

Then I woke up annoyed.

It's really worthy of being a fighter in Xiaobai. After such a long time, it can still bring me back to life in my dream.

I gritted my teeth and went to the bathroom to wash up. I still had time to make breakfast, and finally arrived at the company half an hour earlier.

I went home early in the evening, and I started the game at 06:30. The friends who joined the gang last night while taking advantage of the heat were not online yet, and the gang frequency was deserted and there was no team calling for tasks.

After thinking about it, I went to pick up the task of running a business and took the commercial road in the west to Kunlun.

When passing through the desert, I saw Achilles and Wu Dalang.

To be honest, when I saw Wu Dalang, I was a little guilty. After all, I lied to his feelings for half a month and hurt him.

I will never harm honest people again.

I was silently reflecting on myself, when I saw Achilles turn around and stare at my weak and deceitful little nanny.

...Do you want to say hello to me?

Yes, Achilles didn't give me another 500 million.

I was thinking about a reasonable way to collect debts when I saw Achilles make a gesture.

Ok?

Then, my screen turned red.

【You are being attacked by Achilles】

【You are being attacked by Wu Dalang】

【You are being attacked by xxx...】

【You were killed by Wu Dalang】

Then came the private chat.

[Achilles: We are helping you, so that you will be the same as everyone else when you meet, calm down, 500 million, 500 million]

...Wori.

I'm so speechless! !

My death record is being refreshed frequently, and soon a little cutie bubbles up and asks what's wrong with me.

I replied faintly: "I was blocked by someone while running a business..."

In an instant, someone exploded: "Maji Liang Shanbo is too deceitful! How many are online! Let's fight back!"

There was a lot of noise in the gang, I had no choice but to give up the mission first, and wanted to go back to the city by default.

Fortunately, nothing was lost... No, why is there something missing in my bag?

What about my half-marginal practice?

Oh, Banyuan Xiudao is a legal system ring, the only valuable thing on my Yaodao account, I usually put it where I can see it, so I traded it on this account before going offline last night up.

Who knew that he would be blown out just after being killed once.

The fleeting time is unfavorable, and everything goes wrong.

I was just about to chat with Achilles privately and ask him to help me notice who picked up the ring, when a team invitation popped up right in front of me.

[Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze invites you to join his team]