After I became a shemale liar

While lying on the ground, I briefly recalled the past for a while.

It took less than a day for me to take [-] Doubi to go to Beipo, and I regretted it.

Because he talks a lot.

It's all a mess.

When helping him through the plot: "Hahahaha master, look, this bird has nine heads!"

Me: "That's called a ghost car, it's a divine beast anyway."

When fighting the wild map boss: "Ah, this ugly thing is so hard to fight and there is only one, why do you have to fight it?"

Me: "Maybe it's because of love."

When sweeping wild monsters across servers: "Ah, this is much easier to fight than that ugly guy just now!"

I:"……"

When playing Nine Suns: "Ah, master, these suns all look the same, which one is the real one!"

Me: "Just stand and I can see three ways."

He was so naive/stupid that he wanted to come and see how I played.

Then he died.

Me: "Ancestor, can you stand obediently?"

He: "I'm sorry, did I cause trouble for you?"

I:"……"

I always remind myself that maybe this is a girl, and I am a gentle, considerate, and beautiful man, so I can't just lose my temper with a girl.

So I said, "It's fine."

He said "Oh", and then, without warning, he hit the fake sun suddenly.

I was directly confused because I stood too close.

By the time my chaos is over, the mission has failed.

Funny: "(Poor) Master, did I do something wrong?"

I tried my best to maintain my demeanor: "No, as long as you listen to me and stand obediently, Master will be very pleased."

But in my heart: "Where is the dog in the sun, the silly white sweet earth ape, can you still play the game well!"

After playing nine days five times, I played the game without even saying goodbye.

Failed once, and the five accounts lost a total of 50, and I was so tired.

The next day, in order not to let him have an opportunity to join the team, I specially recruited soy sauce to fill the team.

When Doubi went online and saw that my team was full, he didn't say anything, and very consciously went to find team quests.

The moment I saw him form a team of six in the dungeon, I felt that the captain who added him to the team was my reborn parents.

But... in less than 10 minutes, the teaser will be close to me.

Funny: "Ah, the captain who took me on this mission just now is so cold, Master!"

I, who was physically and mentally happy without him dangling in front of my eyes: "Huh?"

"He's so powerful and cold! He speaks such words as gathering, fighting, adding blood, and resurrecting! He doesn't say a single word!"

I was absent-minded and perfunctory: "Wow, it's true! So cold!!"

Funny: "That's right! Then I'm fragile, I keep dying, so he invites me out of the team and lets me go back! I'm a nice person, right! I'm afraid I'll die too many times and lose all my experience, so let me come back!"

I:"……"

Looking at his information again, he really didn't form a team.

High cold bastard, everyone with a glass heart has to go to 818, okay? ! !

Anyway, anyway, I kicked the soy sauce and pulled him into the team.

I said: "Don't go to the wild team in the future, I will take you."

Funny: "Ah? Really? What is a wild team?"

I:"……"

What to do, suddenly wanted to kick him out again.

However, he is much more obedient than yesterday, and he probably learned from the previous lessons. He knows when to work hard and when to be quiet. Dot output is useless.

I looked at my friend list, and he was the only one with no equipment and no training.

In the end, I forced him to follow and told him not to output any more, just follow.

He was quiet for a while, then suddenly canceled his follow.

The little daddy on the screen was picking up the money dropped by the boss and mobs, and he picked up all the coins without letting go.

He was still wearing a tattered novice blue-green outfit, and his jewelry was from a physics profession. Behind him was a little yellow duck who was as stupid as him.

I'm undeniably heartbroken.

At that time, it was like seeing the familiar scene when I first entered the online game.That kind of sympathetic emotion surged up, and I don't know why I suddenly feel so sad.

Then, I got another apprentice named Doubi.

Although I cheated him of countless money shamelessly, I still took him on many missions.

See, what is the art of language.

If I said that even though I took him on a lot of missions, I still cheated him of countless money, the melancholy atmosphere of recalling the past would be gone, right?

The memory is almost gone, I went back to the city silently.

After the gang frequently brushed out the record that I was killed by Taohua still laughing at the spring breeze and assisted by Wu Dalang, they celebrated with each other.

Soon, the helper found me.

Achilles: "Two dogs..."

Me: "Hey, how is your heel..."

Achilles couldn't understand my joke at all, and took me to the thousand-story ladder of his teacher's gate, walked to the highest point, turned around deeply, and stood with his hands behind his back, under the boundless sky, his tone was lonely and heavy He said, "Ergou, I've thought about it, only you can do this."

Me: "Look, this is the country I laid down for you!"

Achilles: "...Don't be poor, talk about business."

"Okay, tell me."

Achilles: "You know my enemy."

Me: "I know, the red carp that meets you."

The full name of Red Carp is Red Carp, Green Carp and Donkey. They are the gang leaders who met each other. Due to various reasons, such as the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, the names of their entire guild are very magical, such as Red Carp, Green Carp, Red Phoenix Those like Fenfenghuang are considered normal, they even have a family named [that XX], for example [that Wu Xian] is actually a nurse; [that nurse] is a Taoist priest; demon knife...

Every time there is a gang war, just reading the names of these people can drive us crazy.

And the reason why our gang leader got into trouble with Red Carp is because he is a fanatical and second-year-old boy playing treasure.

There are so many secondary students, don’t you know the name, Achilles!

It is said that he originally wanted the name of the gang to be Troy, but no one agreed, so it was abolished; he wanted to call it Juyi Hall, but it was also abolished; later he wanted to call it Liang Shanbo, and most people agreed this time, but when he changed the name Accidentally beat Liang Shanbo.

At that time, Xiangjianhuan was still a little-known gang named Zhu Yingtai.

After Achilles finished changing Liang Shanbo, someone saw it, and reminded him quietly, but this guy didn't know how to hide it at all, so he used the horn instead, and named Zhu Yingtai's gang:

【Achilles: That gang named Zhu Yingtai, we have a secret crush on us, just tell us, we have helped men a lot, especially the handsome me!Sincerely looking for a daughter-in-law!Please hook up! 】

Got it, where did Liang Zi come from?

At that time, Zhu Yingtai's gang leader was still a girl, so she changed the name of the gang without saying a word, and now she is happy to meet each other. Before she left, she also taught the gang members that even if she eats shit, she can't leave Liang Shanbo, a gang member. Down.

As for how fanatical Dabao is, he couldn't give up the wild boss when he helped fight.

Me: "I said guild master, it's a bloody battle now, won't you be killed if you still run to hunt for treasure?"

Achilles: "Treasure hunting is my noblest hobby! Don't look at me frightened, in fact, being able to finish a boss safely in the midst of a war will give me a great sense of satisfaction!"

Me: "...Is this a disease?"

Achilles: "A mere mortal like you can't understand me, me, me, me, what a scumbag! Labor and management are making treasures, and God pretends to be waiting for me!!"

I checked his profile without knowing the truth.

Huh, Nether World hahahahaha.

I comforted him: "Anyway, it's the norm. It's good to go in early, so you don't have to worry about your soul being taken away."

Achilles didn't answer me, he swiped the horn:

[Achilles: Killing me can make me finish that boss!I've calculated that this boss will definitely drop a magic costume after masturbating! 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: idiot]

【Achilles: You are an idiot】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: who do idiots say]

【Achilles: The idiot said you】

After 5 minutes, he went offline in embarrassment and anger.

In fact, I can understand, after all, in the eyes of businessmen who make a living by hunting treasures, every unfinished boss will explode.

The new gang leader Red Carp's methods against Liang Shanbo are even worse than the previous gang leader.

The specific manifestation is that they brush the trumpet together, the gang recruits people together, the gang declares war together, the gang wars together, and sometimes they wash the equipment and get good attributes together.

But due to economic strength, Achilles is always the one who gets crushed.

So he hates red carp very much.

Me: "Since you hate him so much, why didn't you beat him?"

Achilles: "I just want to say, are you blind or something, the horse is as big as a god arrow, and the appearance is so much higher than mine, can I beat it, he can shoot me into the wall with one arrow You won't even come down!"

Me: "Oh."

Achilles: "That's why I came to you today!"

I silently clutched my collar: "I know I'm handsome, but you can't let me bend the red carp..."

Achilles: "What are you thinking? If you want to break him, I have to be the one? It's not your turn! I came to you because I plan to send you to their gang to learn advanced management experience."

Go to them to help learn advanced management experience...

Haha, isn't that just going to be 007? !

I reject."

Achilles: "Give me a reason."

I hugged Achilles' thigh and wept bitterly: "Do you know what happens to the traitor! Besides! You are discriminating against my character! I am an extremely upright person!"

Achilles: "(Smiling) That's right, you are the most upright. Up to now, my apprentices wanted to kill you ten times a day."

I was shy: "...Oh, that's an inside story 0.0"

Achilles knelt down and reasoned with me: "Look, if you go to meet each other and provide me with information every time you help fight, we can suppress these arrogant dogs and force them to fight, and you can also indirectly I want to help you kill that villain of yours, so that when he is suppressed by the outside world, he will think of the happiest time in his life, and then come back crying and kneel in front of you to repent."

Me: "Am I such a selfish person!"

Achilles: "Stop beeping, I don't know you yet? If I promise, I will give you a subsidy of 500 million a week."

I agreed.

Originally, I wanted to open my trumpet to be an undercover agent, but Achilles said that my trumpet name and my trumpet name are both stupid, so I changed my account again.

I started looking for a suitable demon sword, but Achilles slapped me backhand after knowing that I was actually looking at the demon sword.

"You idiot, what kind of demon sword should you buy! The nanny can break into the enemy's interior!"

Me: "Hehe, I would rather bend than bend!"

Achilles: "Then I'll find someone else to go undercover."

Me: "Don't, don't, don't help the Lord, I will do it, I can't do it!"

So, in order to make my gang the largest gang in this district, for the little money that Achilles gives every month, and the point is to make Taohua still laugh at the spring breeze, I violated my original intention with tears in my eyes , waved goodbye to the Yaodao number that was almost optimistic, and bought a nanny instead.

There are not many full-level accounts in this area, and even fewer full-level doctor accounts, and nurses are still very popular in various tasks.

When filling out the reason for applying for the guild, I remembered the last paragraph Achilles left me: "Ergou, as a hidden 007, you must keep a low profile at all times, because this group of people and the red Carps are also pretentious idiots, with high barriers to entry and heavy guard. But you can't be too low-key. If you are too insignificant in a gang like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon like Xiangjianhuan, maybe they will be cleared. When I accidentally cleared you out."

Alas, it is necessary to be low-key and have a sense of presence...

I manipulated the nanny account, thought it over and over again, and changed my ID: Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue

Then apply to join the Meeting and Huan Gang.

[Reason for application: I am here to lurk]

【submit】

next second.

[System: Congratulations to the young hero for joining Xiangjianhuan and gaining the title of Xiangjianhuanbang]

...It is said that the pretentious threshold is high and the guard is heavy, so it is not easy to join?

After joining the help, I found out...

It was said before that the magic of their gang name was a compliment.

This is a gang of a big guy who picks his feet and a teenager who kills Matt.

Just pick up a few names and take a look:

mercenaries

god of chaos

do whatever you want

soul ゛ xi fleeting years ζ

Do you feel okay?

Then you add symbols and look again.

I stooped low and entered the gang territory very low-key.

But maybe the light of Mary Sue on me is too dazzling, so the bang frequency still exploded.

【God of Chaos: Welcome to the new nanny~~】

[The Overlord's True Colors: Welcome Girl~]

[Mercenary ゃ: Explosive photos, three measurements and three measurements! 】

[Crowds who eat melons: chirp chirp]

I bit the bullet and greeted them in a low-key way: "Hi everyone, newcomers, please bear with me..."

[Soul ゛ Xi Fleeting Years ζ: Cute girl!Identification is completed! 】

[God of Chaos: Speaking of which, the girl's name always has a deep sense of intimacy]

[Mercenary ゃ: Liu Se never felt sorry for Dongxue, it's normal]

[Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Filling the sky with MT milk is complete]

【The true color of the overlord: ...】

To be honest, when I saw the ID Tao Hua Still Smiling Spring Breeze among a bunch of non-mainstream rough names, I suddenly felt that this name was very fresh and refined.

To use a simple metaphor, it is like a pearl dotted on the tip of a tuoxiang.

How about it, isn't it very shiny.

Amidst the embarrassment, the gang leader Red Carp went online.

He first responded with a very cold "um" to the warm greetings from the big girls and the little fans in the gang, and then used the word "oh" indifferently to express that he knew that there was a newcomer in the gang.

Look, what an overbearing President Fan's boss.

As expected of a man who can shoot a guy like Achilles into a wall (seems like nothing wrong).

However, after knowing that the newcomer who came was a tit or a big tit, his painting style was abruptly distorted into another style.

"Fuck, fuck, this is a milk, a milk! Hello girl, can I bury my chest? 0.0"

I:"……"

I looked at his ability value of No. [-] in all clothes, and couldn't help but think of the nine-year compulsory education I received, the country, my family, and the core values ​​of socialism. At the most critical moment, I remembered Brainwashing quotes from Achilles.

So, rich or poor, I can't be promiscuous and poor, and I can't move, and said: "... Bu Bu Bu Bu, people like milk magic arrows the most, is the boss really short of binding milk (smiling eyes)"