After I became a shemale liar

My name is Li Ergou, I'm male, and I'm a full-level demon sword.

I ended my first gaming marriage in the past year, and as a divorced man, I was traumatized and lonely.

But I believe that there is true love in this world, so I sold my account angrily and went to the new district that has just been opened for less than half a year. I want to leave this malicious place.

I made up my mind before I built my account, I will never charge money for this hot chicken game anymore, I want to be a businessman with backbone, earn money by playing treasures, become the richest man in the district, counterattack and become a great god, marry Bai Fumei and go on the road The pinnacle of life.

My good friend Lu Xingcheng told me, wake up.

Oh, the world is always so superficial and ignorant.

The beauty of life is that you never know what will happen next second.

Like now.

As I was prompted to enter the game, the horn was quickly flashed on the screen.

[Qing Kui: The dead shemale finally knows it's online]

[Hua Feihua: An uncle in his 40s is picking his feet while playing games, cheating money, marriage, equipment, dead ladyboy, do you dare to be more disgusting? 】

[Fifteen: Are you stupid, you guys, how can he not be online? 】

Oh, this is what it feels like to be famous.

Oh, no, it seems that I have not yet become the richest man in the region. The master of this server has reached the pinnacle of life. How did I become famous?

It's not in my plan.

As you can see, I have become a celebrity in this district within less than half a year since I came here.

And why I was called a transvestite, it is said that it was because I, a dead transvestite, suddenly sang a sweet song on the mic one day before the gang battle, the whole gang was a sensation, and immediately embraced as a goddess.

What?The goddess is actually dressed in garbage?Give away!

What?The goddess doesn't even have an appearance?Buy buy buy!

What?The goddess actually plays the male number?marry marry marry!

And at the celebration banquet after the gang fight a few weeks later, the gang members asked the goddess to sing again, but the goddess refused, but the voice changer failed, revealing the rough voice.

So the identity of a ladyboy was exposed like this.

I am wronged, really, that sweet song was not sung by me, it was my sister.

Fire, theft, and relatives.

Because she accidentally tricked her own brother again, so the following address will be called Li Qigou.

Li Qigou has a uniquely good voice, and she likes to show off her natural voice anytime and anywhere.

With all due respect, no matter how beautiful the sound is, it is like earwax. I just want to keep it away from my ears.

As for why there are so many suitors suddenly, all of them are men, oh, isn't it because I'm handsome.

So I didn't even ask what she did to my computer when I went to the supermarket.

But the horny men in online games are different.

They don't know how many lifetimes they have been empty, and when they hear such a fresh and refined voice, they seem to be reborn.

Especially our vice gang, even dumped his ex and changed his gender to marry me.

I have no objection to this, because I have not paid any money in this district, and I am determined to become the richest man in the district, but I am so poor that I don't even have a piece of land within the second ring road of Yuzhou.

We got married less than half a month ago, and he had nothing to say to me.

Asking about one's health and asking one's health, one does not mean one does not go west.

It's just that he always asks me for photos, and always asks me to go to YY to chat with him.

What is there to talk about between two big men, just chatting without a quilt?

Refuse.

He probably thought I was too reserved, and I became more and more diligent.

That's why the fact that I'm actually a man seems so inexcusable.

The moment I turned on the mic in YY that night of the gang battle, the deputy gang's expression was simply not too good-looking.

So there is the above-mentioned me who was vilified into a big man with a foot.

Those big girls and little girls who held a grudge against me because of Li Qigou's singing, even went to the game bar and posted a pick-me-up post, the name is:

[That big guy who pretends to be a cute girl and hooks left and right in the game, is your chrysanthemum still safe? 】

This post was posted by the deputy's ex-wife.

To be precise, it was written by her girlfriends support group, because they couldn't understand that the deputy ex-wife was too weak and always being bullied, so they came forward to expose the ugly phenomenon of listening to people in the game, and the ex-wife was just a victim .

They angrily narrated the whole incident in a single sentence on each floor of hundreds of floors. During the period, their ex-wife appeared pitifully in the middle and middle of the building, and tearfully told how she grew up with the assistant gang's childhood sweetheart. Fighting side by side in the game is short of formalizing the relationship in reality—and then, the main supporting character, me, shows up.

In order to make my identity easy to understand and identify, they kindly gave me a very cultured pseudonym——Jack Su.

Then, using satirical metaphors, anthropomorphism, Feibai Huwen and other 63 categories of rhetorical techniques to vividly reproduce the bad behavior of Jack Su, a stingy guy who tried his best to seduce the deputy gangster by pretending to be a girl and tarnish the deputy gangster.

Li Qigou asked me why I was kneeling and looking at the computer——

Because I was shocked to the heart by this piece.

The content is complete!Emotional fulfillment!Reasonable and well-founded!Breathtaking!

Who dares to say that you have no experience and I will beat anyone!

It's fine to say that I'm the mistress who seduces the vice gang and cheats, I can bear it.

But why do you say I'm a jerk, huh?

I am a good young man who is whiter than Bai Fumei and more beautiful than Bai Fumei, why am I a rough guy, huh?

Then I received a private chat from the vice gang.

This is the first time he took the initiative to chat with me privately after I divorced him.

After the voice changer incident broke out, he ordered divorce without saying a word.

Do you think he has a good temper?

He really didn't say anything, because he went straight to it.

I have been hunted down by him for three days.

Today is the fourth day.

[Wu Dalang: Is it online? 】

【Li Ergou: Yes】

【Wu Dalang: Waiting for you in the wild】

【Li Ergou: ...】

Hehe, just this kind of pretentiousness, I see one and hit one.

I tried it on the edge of the safe zone and the non-safe zone, but I stepped out fearlessly.

system:

【Wu Dalang declares war on you】

【You are being attacked by Wu Dalang】

"..."

Forgot to say, Wu Dalang is an Izumo.

And my tuba is a demon knife.

But there is no obvious difference between my large size and my small size, they all look like broken numbers anyway.

So within half a minute I lay down.

Don't ask me why I don't go back one step to safety.

Because I was silenced.

The last notification that the system brushes out is:

【You were killed by Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze】

I lay on the ground silently looking at the sky.

groove!Can you still live this day?

When I went out today, I forgot to watch Huang Li, New Enmity and Old Enmity squeezed together!

Peach Blossom still laughs and Chunfeng is a witch, a big witch.

As you can see, every district has so many bad street names, and Taohua is still laughing at spring breeze is one of them.

How deep is the old hatred between me and him, just look at his information.

[ID: Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze]

【Level: 90】

【Name: none】

[Cultivation: 80.0 cultivation: 56.2]

[Equipment Score: 435681]

[Ability ranking in this server: 3]

[Personal signature: Li Ergou, you wait for me]

That’s how it is. I have built five accounts in total in the new area, called Li Sangou, Li Sigou, Li Wugou, and Li Liugou.

Um?You ask me why I don't build six just to form a team?

There is still a pit left for my future daughter-in-law, are you stupid?

I want to marry Bai Fumei's man.

What is the fastest way to catch Bai Fumei?

Of course, it is to recruit apprentices, which is fast and safe, and can be cultivated by playing.

So as soon as I reached level 50, I went to Jiangdu to announce the acceptance of apprentices:

【Accept an apprentice brother with a sweet and cute name (づ￣3￣)づ】

A misstep becomes an eternal hate.

If time could come back, I would definitely not make such hasty announcements.

I would add at least one word "female".

There are quite a lot of apprentices in the new area, and there are also many Xiaobai, so I received a lot of messages about apprenticeships.

【Yun Qi: Hello, can I take you as my teacher? 】

This is too rigid, don't.

[A beautiful day and a beautiful day: Hello~~Can I worship you as my teacher~~]

Heh, at first glance, it looks like a stinky dick, don't.

[Dugu Aotian: I'm a novice, do you dislike me? 】

Nonsense, of course I hate it!don't want!

Until the evening, there was no apprentice who satisfied me.

最后:

[Babaiyou forced Ben Beipo: Hello, I saw your announcement of accepting apprentices, can I worship you as a teacher? 】

Looking at the message from Babaidou Biben Beipo, I couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Young man, who gave you the courage to make you think your name sounds good?"

Babaiyou forced Ben Beipo: "(*^▽^*) Doesn't it sound nice? I think this name is serious yet lively, cute yet slightly melancholic, emotional yet rational, artistic and high-end!"

"..."

special.

Does the name sound nice too?Then a name like Wang Fugui can be called a special name for Gao Fushuai!

But because I have rejected too many people before, I suspect that this may be the last apprentice who is willing to worship me as a teacher.

What's more, this guy also played a baby daddy 0.0

To tell you the truth, there has always been a saying in Kunlun that out of ten nurses, nine are monsters, and one is gay.

So nine out of ten are girls.

I just took it.

My original intention was to accept a little apprentice who was literary at heart and soft and cute on the outside, who would follow behind me and shout "Master, father, brother, brother, give you loving milk".

however.

Received a silly white sweet.

This silly white sweet is the predecessor of Peach Blossom who just killed me and still laughs at Chunfeng.

Don't look at him being crazy and flirtatious now, it was definitely not like this before.

At that time, he was a pure novice, he listened to what I said, he was very obedient, because he just played the game and didn't have any relatives or friends, so the only place he could stay was in my team.

But talking about it makes me angry.

I think this guy is really a young man who doesn't know how to repay his kindness.

I taught him so many precautions for online games, but he didn't appreciate me at all, and kept killing me after changing to a powerful tuba.

The duck that comes as standard for novices is indeed the most awesome animal in Kunlun. If you throw it away, you will never have it again. It is a limited edition, and you can buy it from me for 200 million. It is not a loss.

The attribute of the blue equipment is indeed better than the attribute of the divine equipment. The attribute of the blue equipment can have at most ten entries. Does the attribute of the divine equipment have it?I sold Qishen outfits for you for free and gave you [-] yuan for your hard work, am I wrong?

Physician level 50 stunt I sell you at ten times the market price, what's the matter, isn't it?This is a doctor's unique skill. Although the prices in our area are low, no matter how bad it is, there must be a doctor's unique skill.

Not to mention that I will take you to upgrade tasks for free. You can tell yourself how your first account reached the full level. There is a lot of hard work as a teacher.

But then he got bad.

Anyway, since he started charging money to join the RMB Warrior team, he has more and more friends and knows more and more, so he gradually stopped playing with me.

But he still found out the fact that I cheated on him.

So I was hunted down.

Because I have a guilty conscience, no, because I am a teacher after all, even though I have been chased and killed by my apprentice so many times, I still have no complaints.

But you actually killed me with Wu Dalang today, that would be too much.

One is the vice gang who was cheated into marriage by me, and the other is the apprentice who was cheated out of money by me. Together, these two people can figure out how I died with their toes.

Oh, I seem to be dead.

No, shit, I shouldn't be lying here like a girl, recalling the past and saying my last words, okay?Why am I such a protagonist?I can really save it! !

The author has something to say: [Tao-type codewords, Buddhist-type updates, updates as soon as there is a list, the update time is from 9981:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm, it will be later in special circumstances, forgive the author for his big brain and slow hand speed, the game background and [-] and Xingguang are the same, they are all Kunlun, and they are a mixture of all the games the author has played, so don't go into details]

[Written in the front: My habit of updating articles is actually very casual... Every time I open a pit, I am basically full of enthusiasm. The degree of funnyness of the article changes with the mood. That is probably because I accidentally saw something sad... Before I wrote it, I was not sure who would appear and what would happen to the plot. The only thing that was certain was that the ending would not be be.However, a naturally beautiful and handsome guy like me is doomed not to be cold, and the depressing writing that is always more starlight seems to be draining the feelings of the judges... The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy, so we still Let's see some fun and funny stories^_^Gong Shou stands firm! 】