After I became a shemale liar

I didn't let go after receiving the group of peach blossoms, and I still stood there in a hugging posture. I wanted to leave several times, but I didn't make up my mind to take a step back.

Fortunately, there are not many people in the gang who really came to catch us for rape... It's not right, we are married by a clear medium, why do we feel a little guilty.

In order to ease the embarrassment, of course, mainly to prevent me from being confused here like drinking fake wine for 82 years, I took the initiative to start the conversation: "When did you change your sex?"

Taohua: "A long time ago."

Me: "Why did you suddenly change your gender? The daddy is also very handsome, and he is very popular with girls."

Taohua: "Yeah."

"Then why did you hang up the account to the trading station again? Are you willing to sell this account?"

"..."

Taohua was silent for a while, slowly opened her eyes, ended the hug, and stood in front of me with her hands down, her tone was not so gentle at last: "You don't know?"

I was confused: "I don't know."

He didn't speak anymore, I scratched my head and thought about what I had done to apologize to him before, but I couldn't remember at all in a moment of urgency.

Taohua looked at me quietly, and after a while, she opened her mouth to explain my confusion: "When I just bought this Wuxian account, you were angry with me and lied to me that the Li Ergou account had changed owners, and you didn't recognize me."

I don't remember this at all.

Taohua: "Otherwise, why do you think I always kill you in the wild?"

I said in a trance: "...Isn't it because I always cheat you?"

Peach Blossom: "..."

He was probably so angry with me that he had nothing to say, held back for a long time, and finally threw out a sentence: "Do you think everyone is as stupid as you?"

I'm not happy about this, I'm so stupid, huh.

I replied to him blankly: "Divorce!"

Taohua answered me calmly: "Never leave."

I was speechless: "If you don't leave, I will force you."

Taohua: "Oh, I remember the compulsory divorce cost 500 million."

I:"……"

I find that I can't speak to him at all now.

It must be that I am too old to keep up with the thinking of young people.

After reviewing the previous conversations, I realized that I obviously wanted to ask him why he sold the doctor account and when the doctor account changed gender, but the topic finally drifted a thousand miles away.

The point is that no one has gotten the answer I want yet.

Depressed, I went to pour a glass of water, drank it and walked back while recalling when I lied to Taohua that Li Ergou had been replaced.

But when I played Li Ergou, I was really bad, five steps, one pit, ten steps, one cheat. Now think about it, how did I manage to wear that face that is comparable to a bulletproof vest and a peachy smiley face... I can’t think about it. Dare to think.

I remember once my conscience found out that I wanted to help him get an account number, so I asked him for the account password, and quietly changed him a set of equipment, only to find out that he actually named the duck given by the novice village chief Li Ergou, I was so angry that I released him at the time. Later, he couldn’t help but fight with me, and gave him my own one, but later asked him for 200 million, and he no doubt gave it to me. ;

It definitely wasn't that time, it wasn't long before he was accepted as an apprentice.

Well, yes, there was another time I took him to the next book and exploded a god costume belt. I didn’t vote for him with all five numbers. I was so angry that I pulled out a piece of garbage blue clothes from the warehouse and told him In exchange, by the way, I gave him a subsidy of [-] yuan;

Probably not at that time, we were still writing books together at that time.

That was shortly after he bought the Wuxian?I turned back and took another look at what he had just said.

"When I first bought the Wuxian account, you were angry with me and lied to me that the Li Ergou account had changed owners and you didn't recognize me."

Oh yes, he said it just now, when he just changed his number.

I vaguely seemed to think of something, but before I could catch the looming spark, it went out with a "snap".

If I can't remember it, I don't want to. I sat back in front of the computer and let my eyes go blank for a while before I noticed that there seemed to be something different in the game.

It's almost eleven o'clock now, and the number of people in the game gradually began to decrease. I don't know when Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang got off the line, and Mo Mo Qinghan didn't know where Shenyin went. I still stood there , Peach Blossom did not move.

The difference is that there is an extra Yunluo in front of us.

Look at the team channel again:

【Grandpa Xu joined the team】

[Grandpa of the Xu family: Damn, you two are really promiscuous here day and night]

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the Spring Breeze: It's night, don't be led astray by that illiterate Red Carp]

[Grandpa of the Xu family: Alright, then what are you two doing here so late?Prostitution? 】

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: As You Can See】

[Grandpa Xu: According to 66666, a child will be born soon, right? 】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the spring breeze: Well, where are the lights dim?Why didn't I accompany you]

[Grandpa Xu's family: He's coming down!I'll take a look at you]

I watched their conversation and yawned greatly.

Tao Hua and I stood still, and slowly ran around us for a while, then suddenly stood between us and said, "Look, I stand in the middle, do I look like your baby?"

I:"……"

Xu Xu: "Ahahaha, good night, Mama, I'm off!"

Taohua: "Yeah."

My whole body is not well.

Well, actually I care more, who the hell are you yelling about? ? ! !

The author has something to say: [A certain male friend of mine loves to play female accounts, and today he suddenly told us that he had been pretending to be a ladyboy in the new area for more than half a year.

[Me: They...? ? 】