After I became a shemale liar

Xu Xu went offline after a while, and I was already sleepy and yawning, but Taohua said passionately: "Would you like to rob Liang Shanbo's bodyguard?"

I moved my shoulders a bit: "Brother, today is Thursday, it's already eleven o'clock, aren't you sleepy?"

Tao Hua: "Oh, didn't you just come back from eating supper? Are you sleepy after eating? Are you a pig?"

Made, I have nothing to say after asking three consecutive questions.

I can't say that I didn't go out for supper at all, but when I was fighting Jingwei, I secretly pointed at his target and threw the knife all night!

No, no, it doesn't exist.

I silently added the status to myself, and then ordered the team to follow. Taohua took me to fly the flying flag directly to the Jiangnan station.

As soon as I landed, I saw the escort car of two members of the Liang Shanbo gang was about to set off. Anyway, Taohua has always been the top few on the reward list. Thanks to him during this time, I was also changed from a small transparent It has become a big transparency, and occasionally going out in the wild will provoke two enemies, so it doesn't matter if there are one or two more enemies.

After Taohua landed, she disappeared, and asked me to wait for the two escort cars to leave at the post station before coming out.

There is a time limit for escorting the darts every day, and it can only be from [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-] p.m. After the unprepared finishing, he regrouped and left the post station.

As soon as they left the safe zone, they were controlled by Taohuakaihong.

I rode a white crane and flew to them slowly, seeing the nine-second-long dizziness effect under their heads, I couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

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[Cannon fodder No. [-]:? ? ?Is it alright to masturbate the Great God for fun?What are you doing to trouble us civilians? 】

[Cannon fodder No. [-]: Is this worthy of being called a master?Meet the happy dog]

Taohua ignored them, so I pretended I didn't see them, and robbed the two escort carts with my hand whisk.

After escorting the escort car to the destination and exchanging it for silver, I was already very sleepy, but Taohua still had no intention of going offline, and said like Xuanmai who had been eating for 82 years: "Do you want to cross-server robbery? Or go to give birth to a spirit beast for fun?"

I strained my eyelids to watch him babble in the team, not knowing what to reply, so I could only echo him one after another.Just when Taohua gave me dozens of ways to have fun at night, Momo Qinghan joined the team.

Savior, savior!

Momo Qinghan saw only the two of us after entering the team, and asked, "You two are still here at this late hour."

no!I actually thought about it a long time ago!It's Taohua who didn't know what medicine she took wrongly today and insisted on pulling me to rob the dart!

Taohua: "Yeah."

Momo Qinghan: "I saw the reminder from the two of you to rob the dart, how about it, cross-server to have a wave of passion?"

Taohua: "Let's go."

I:"……"

In the next hour, we not only used the loudspeakers of the cross-server to name and call us, but also three of us tried to shoot the nine-day solo, and even got bored enough to fight. The novice who hasn't touched it for many years must brush this river god marrying a wife and finally survived the early morning, but at this time I was already unconscious.

Before going offline, we settled down in Yuzhou to say goodnight to each other.

Momo Qinghan lingered on the spot for a while, hesitated to speak, seemed to want to say something, but after hesitating for two seconds, I still clicked, my mouse also moved to exit the game, and I clicked OK.

After playing the game, I didn't even bother to take a shower, so I lay down on the bed and fell asleep at the speed of light.

It was only when I went to work the next day that I saw a message from Li Qigou, saying that he would come to stay with me for a few days.

...Isn't it still a holiday?

I asked her incredulously: "It's not a holiday yet, why are you running around? Not studying? Do you have any awareness of the third party in high school??"

Li Qigou smiled back at me: "I don't care! I'm here to relieve my worries!! Get the bedroom ready for the attack!!"

Me: "Oh, the balcony is ready, check in with your bags."

Li Qigou: "Second brother, you really don't love me QAQ..."

I was covered in goosebumps by her: "Scream again and tell your mother to fuck."

Li Qigou: "Fuck you! Brother! You are my real brother!!"

I put down my mobile phone with a big head, and the second year of middle school, the third party in high school, and Li Qigou's rebellious time in the eyes of ordinary people seemed to have been spent by my side.

Li Qigou's real name is Li Qiqi, she has the same surname as mine, but she is not a father. She is ten years younger than me. When her parents divorced, the strong woman's mother insisted on taking her custody. Later, she met the same person because of business contacts. My father is a divorced person, and the two got married.

Fortunately, I was already in college when they remarried, so although my mood was slightly complicated, it was still acceptable.

Li Qigou was only ten years old when he saw me for the first time, and he resembled her mother seven to eight times. Her eyes were very lively. When her mother brought her to recognize me, she was alive and kicking. She told her that my name was Li Yichen. Still happily rushed over and called me "Second Brother", and then got tired of me and couldn't go on.

There are many things for second-married people to recognize their relatives. I didn't sit at the banquet for a long time and walked away against the wall. Li Qigou was still hanging on me.

I took her to the Internet cafe.

Now that I think about it, it seems understandable that she has become so promiscuous now.

No, bah, I don't take the blame.

Like most middle-class people, when I was a child, my parents were busier than the other. Both of them had their own small businesses. They couldn’t go home for ten days and a half months. Occasionally, they ran into each other once a month. There is also a fight against the clock.

The topics of their quarrels are as small as firewood, rice, oil, salt, and as big as Marxism-Leninism-Mao-Deng. Usually, at this time, I finish the meal they made for me as a parent at an unimaginable speed, and then return to my room that was not so spacious at the time. room, close the door and listen to their argument in silence.

I don't know what the original combination was for.

At that time, the Kunlun game hadn’t come out yet, and CF and DNF were rampant. When I was “chug-chug” in the smog, Li Qigou nestled quietly in my arms, staring at the screen without blinking. Green blood splattered all over the floor.

It's exactly the same expression I had when I was ten years old when I heard the news that my parents were going to divorce.

The author has something to say: a little more quietly, wait until I finish this devil week...