After I became a shemale liar

With 1 minute left before the battle, I clicked on the battle situation on the opposite side and took a look.

My Li Xunhuan is the first to bear the brunt, at the front, followed by Wu Dalang, Achilles, the little fan girl of the male god Peach Blossom...

Fuck, why are they all here to fight the battlefield on this server? ?

According to my long-term observation, if the real masters have accumulated enough points, they will rarely like to play this kind of battlefield missions, and they will go directly to cross-server passion.

But the number of points on the doctor's account is really appallingly low, and it can't be done if you don't play it. Because of the few points on the Yaodao, the points are not very impressive.

I cut to Yaodao's side and took a look. Sure enough, the screen was full of team invitations and countless indifferent private chats.

Emmm, which side is better to play? By the way, I haven't played Yaodao for a long time.

A pear blossom on the nanny's side is definitely enough, it doesn't matter whether I have milk or not.

While hesitating, Red Carp suddenly said, "Two big tits please cover me!!"

The pear blossoms are gone: "..."

I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but Lihua Luojin seems not to be as lively as before after being sluggish from Taohua many times. When she went online, it was just a boring account, and she didn’t talk to me for a long time.

Anyway, I'm going to switch to the Yaodao account soon, and the nanny account will definitely divorce Taohua, so let's abdicate as soon as possible.

So I hurriedly shouted at the team: "Well, I didn't eat enough just now, I'll go eat some more, hang up."

Red Carp: "...and, to eat again?"

Taohua didn't speak.

Fen Fenghuang: "Um, did you quarrel with Taohua?"

Seeing the war started, I quickly typed: "No, no, how is it possible, I'm leaving, my friend called me."

Minimizing the doctor's window, I switched to the Yaodao side, and agreed to the team invitation at the front.

【You added Achilles as a temporary friend】

【You added Wu Dalang as a temporary friend】

【You added the little fan girl of the male god Peach Blossom as a temporary friend】

"..."

No, I ordered casually without looking carefully.

team:

[Achilles: Damn, my eyes are blurry?Li Xunhuan? 】

[Wu Dalang: You don't have eyesight, it's his real self, I've seen it]

[The little fan girl of the male god Peach Blossom: (cute) I will add blood, please take me away! 】

I:"??"

Fan girl: "It's you, Dao Dao!"

God stepped on a saber.

I shook off my goosebumps, and typed gently: "Okay, good milk, if I die once later, I will take you back in the wild."

Fanmei: "...I, I will try my best."

Me: "Hey, I'll show you how to pretend and let you fly."

Fan Girl: "(Frightened)"

The battle started, Wu Dalang's captain, he followed and ran to Jingwei's refresh point.

It stands to reason that this game has been played for so many years, and some subtle rules are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. For example, for tasks such as Jingwei reclamation, both parties will at least escort Jingwei to the seaside to have a guaranteed score before starting the game, so I I'm not in good shape, and I want to wait for Jingwei to send it over.

As a result, I was only halfway there when I saw a Wu Xian on the opposite side with a team of people riding Suzaku Yufeng.

straight to us.

? ? ?Fuck, Taohua, this prodigy, doesn't even bother to come here directly to masturbate our army? ?

Just when I was in a daze, most of us had already been knocked off their mounts by the red carp with a thousand arrows. The fan girl was even more pitiful. She probably didn't even see what color hat her male god was wearing today just lie down.

I quickly jumped off the mount and quickly got on drugs.

The next step is to reflect my operation.

My little girl was rescued by our doctor, she obediently backed away and began to nurse her. I checked the list of hostile targets twice but didn’t see Peach Blossom, so I suddenly realized that this guy should be invisible, so I hurried away the center of our army.

As soon as I jumped out of the crowd, I saw a purple halo of silence falling from top to bottom centered on the position I just left. Oh, sure enough, Wu Xian's level 50 ultimate move is completely silent.

I was not silenced, and immediately ran to the back row of the opposite camp to kill a batch of crispy skins, and gave the red carp two knives to scare him, and then I jumped again. The blood strip that was beaten into a layer of blood by the red carp came back.

Fanmei hurriedly returned my blood to me. I took a closer look at them during the few seconds when the blood was restored. Except for me and Wu Dalang who are more threatening to the red carp, his output environment is still very stable. Standing in the back row One arrow, one child, Fen Fenghuang and Red Carp have cooperated for so long, as long as they are pulled over by him, they will basically never return. Kong rescued the passers-by without a team, and dropped poison to our side to pick up two heads.

As for the peach blossom, oh, if I had to find a word to describe it, it would simply be jumping up and down.

It feels like the world is full of his skills.

The few little doctors on our side were confused, silent and dizzy by him, so pitiful.

The point is, because of his high evasion, few of us can teach him to be a human being. He didn't lose much blood at all, and he flew up quickly after cutting his clothes. There was no pressure on our side to take turns.

Ma De, bullying the girl, or the nanny, can you bear it?

I regained my blood and went back to the state again, and said to Wu Dalang: "Go and harass Lihua Luojin."

Wu Dalang: "? Then you?"

Me: "Give me the peach blossoms."

Wu Dalang: "Yes."

I aimed at Peach Blossom and directly opened the demon knife's level 80 big move Kuangblade West Wind, and a long black knife fell from the air with him as the center and was firmly nailed to the ground.Taohua probably didn't think that I would shoot a big move directly at him, he was stunned for a moment, and formed a group of gangsters on the spot, but he can't return to the base camp for the time being, because as long as the demon knife's mad blade West Wind is hit, the skill effect will disappear before it disappears. , the farther you are from the knife, the more blood will be lost.

The stun effect attached to Zephyr Zephyr only stunned him for three seconds. I went straight in and cut from behind, but as soon as I got close to him, I was silenced by Taohua who had lifted the stun.

Fortunately, my Yaodao No. is not an evasion style, nor is it an agility style, but a resistance style. Pressed the blue blood Danqing, at the cost of qi and blood, temporarily gained the immune effect, facing the peach blossom white blade flying in the air to chase the soul three times, the continuous blood loss effect of the mad blade west wind plus the few knives I just gave him, although there were some misses in the middle, But Wu Xian is a cloth armor, and his blood will soon be less than one-third.

Of course the red carp noticed Peach Blossom, who had lost all his energy and blood, and switched firepower with Mo Mo Qinghan who appeared out of nowhere.

Then, I was restrained and fixed in place.

Tao Hua, who had already breathed a sigh of relief, swayed at me, and at the same time, Wu Dalang typed in the team: "Let's go."

I was fixed there unable to move, and I saw the pink phoenix behind the crowd through the thousands of troops and horses, and slowly made a gesture to me.

crawl.

If I come back after dying once, I will be targeted.

Red Carp and Momo Qinghan rely on three supporters around them, some are accusing others of breastfeeding, and the head of one is not being harassed. It's so cool to fly. Wu Dalang and I tried a few more times, but we couldn't make it again. to their faces.

Poor fan girl, what a cute little milk, who followed me and was almost cured of Internet addiction.

I am a majestic demon sword, and I have been forced to walk away against the wall. These beasts still refuse to let me go, I just want to mess up!When I was mixed up, I was pulled into the opposite army by Fenfenghuang, and then I could only watch Taohua cut clothes at an inhuman speed just to control me. Occasionally, I could seize the opportunity to stab him twice, but most of them It's time for me to hang up.

Marle Gobi, but even so, I finished the Jingwei Reclamation this time with a strong body and a strong will.

After sending out the picture, I was a little tired, and the team didn't retreat, so I hung there lazily.

team:

【Achilles: Li Xunhuan, your equipment route is so good, why don't you find a big gang to stay with you? 】

I stretched my fingers: "It's nothing good, if you are set on fire, you will still die. The gang will be clean."

Achilles: "Hahaha, it's fun to be more passionate about playing games."

"Ah."

Achilles: "If you are willing, consider our help? Although it is the second class for the time being, it will be the first class soon."

Me: "No, I plan to change hands on this number."

Achilles: "?? Has anyone decided? If there is no one, I want it!"

Me: "==Already have."

Achilles: "It's a pity, who is the person who assigned your number? Let me see if I recognize him, maybe we can negotiate and let him give it to me."

I hesitated for a moment, but decided to hide it: "It's my real friend."

Achilles: "Ah, well."

"Ah."

I withdrew from the team, and then replied to Momo Qinghan, who I had been hanging there for a long time, and said that this account was about to be replaced, and I dropped the Yaodao account.

The nanny was still standing at the location where it was teleported out, and the atmosphere of the team was also a little depressed. I guess they were tired from fighting just after coming out of the battlefield. I looked at Taohua's location and saw that he was in the guild's territory, so I teleported there as a couple.

Just after finishing the map, Lihua Luojin left the team.

Taohua didn't hang up the phone, and stood in the middle of the guild's territory. I didn't know what he was thinking, so I chatted with him privately: "I'm going to change my number."

Taohua quickly replied: "?"

"I said, I want to change my number."

"Isn't this number a good one?"

"I can't play as a doctor. I still like the demon sword more. Besides, Lihua's consciousness and equipment have all improved. In the future, if you help fight or fight in the wild, it's better to take her than me."

Taohua: "Yeah."

"So let's go, quit the team and go for a divorce."

"..."

After he sent a series of dots, he asked, "Why?"

Me: "I won't play this number anymore."

"If you don't play, just keep it."

"No, that," I struggled with all my strength, "Not getting a divorce will hinder your luck, wouldn't it be nice for me to abdicate earlier and let Xian go."

"What are you talking about."

Me: "Is it that difficult to understand? That's right, there's no need for us to continue acting, you've done enough with me, and I won't be angry with you anymore, so let's get a divorce..."

"Master." He interrupted me suddenly.

I was stunned by his long-lost "Master": "Ah..."

He turned around and picked my target: "You're still angry."

"No." I typed slowly: "I've stopped being angry for a long time."

He didn't speak any more. He took two steps forward, still looking at me, and after a few seconds of awkward staring at each other, he suddenly reached out and hugged me with his head slightly lowered.

Wu Xian in the game also closed his eyes following this movement, and the wide sleeves of his robe firmly surrounded the female doctor.

I stared dumbfounded at the two characters hugging each other in the game, unable to react for a while.

I stood stiffly at the same spot and couldn't move. As a result, the red carp who came back to the guild at some time to give out rewards for running business and guild building passed us by, and walked around us twice, heartbroken. Here comes a group of friends:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Burning the eyes of the old man, there is a pair of dogs and men in the gang who are promiscuous during the day, welcome to watch, friendly coordinates]