After I became a shemale liar

Wu Dalang obviously saw me, and sent me a series of dots without saying a word, and then my private chat rang.

hater:

[Wu Dalang: This big sister, what kind of grudge is there?]

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: No hatred, you just sneaked up on me once while I was digging for herbs]

[Wu Dalang: We are hostile, shouldn't you? 】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Since we are hostile, then what's wrong with me blackmailing you! 】

[Wu Dalang: No problem is no problem, but,,, are you hurting the enemy eight hundred and yourself hurting one thousand? 】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: ... Can you control me (smile)]

[Wu Dalang: (Crossing hands) A strong man, if you become so ruthless, you will even blacken yourself]

You're the only one who talks too much.

Of course, a few members of the team exploded like the audience on the World Channel. Red Carp sent a whole row of emoticons vomiting blood, and the team typed: "Dongxue, what's wrong with you two? The relationship is broken? We finally have a new server. Gossip? Ask for an answer at a close distance!!!”

Fan Fenghuang: "(Stay) with emotion."

Momo Qinghan and Lihualuo didn't say a word, they covered their mouths cautiously and waited for the gossip, I squinted at Taohua who was pretending to be dead, if I didn't reply to Red Carp, the team called Taohua's name: "[Peach Blossom is still Xiao Chunfeng] Hey? I seem to have seen this little brother somewhere."

Red Carp & Pink Phoenix: "...It's over, I'm so angry that I lost my memory."

Taohua's character still sat motionless on Suzaku, without any intention of opening his mouth.

But I still don't believe that he can hold back and do nothing, so I zoomed in on the screen and looked at him carefully up and down, and I was caught off guard by his suddenly lowered gaze.

... Although the eyes of the game characters can't see anything, and the face of Wu Xian in front of me is also expressionless, I still feel inexplicably feeling a dull pain in my heart that should have been cultivated into an old fritters, and suddenly softened. It became a pool of spring water.

Then, I followed his gaze to look back, and found that he had changed a new headgear at some point.

It was produced during the Qingming Festival this year, a fresh, beautiful, dreamy, green, garland.

Wearing a green hat is so calm, admiration.

A small keyboard for typing finally appeared behind Taohua's ID.

team:

[Taohua still laughs at the spring breeze: Yes, this young lady is so familiar, did you just meet her on the speaker? 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: ... have you two collectively lost your memory? 】

Only Fen Fenghuang felt that he had seen through the essence: "Forget it, I have seen it clearly, Ma De shows affection these days and even has a green husband."

The red carp was shocked for a while, and finally found its own language: "Well, I was too busy to be surprised just now, and I accidentally reported it as a service..."

Fan Fenghuang was speechless: "Okay, you can quit the group, don't lower the average IQ of this team anymore."

Red Carp: "The two young ladies won't give up milking me, right QAQ!!"

I breathed out the anger of having a heart attack, and typed indifferently: "Add blood and [-] cents, resurrect one piece."

"..."

Red Carp: "QAQ, we are allies..."

"Oh." I replied to him with a smile: "My purpose is to protect the enemy and beat the friendly army."

The red carp groaned to find Lihua Luojin and buried her chest.

I calmed down, and then took another look at Lihua Luojin, whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

In less than a month, Lihua Luojin has already dealt with all the problems left over from her post-transfer, and also cleaned up the entries on the equipment that do not conform to her current doctor line. It is not at all obvious that this account was once a violent character Yun, who has transformed perfectly into a doctor who can withstand beatings and control, his ability value is already much higher than mine, and he has jumped to the second place in the doctor ability list, and he has a faint meaning of surpassing the cat-eared gray.

Jingwei fills the sea with 5 minutes left before the deadline for registration. Red Carp Daily’s Battlefield 20 on this server requires [-] players from each side to open it. After half a day, there are still only [-] people on the opposite side, and no more people came. Save the meaning of the battlefield of this server.

All the people in the world who have registered for Battlefield [-] like us have become a group, begging all over the world for someone who has not signed up to save the forgotten Battlefield [-], but at this point,,, the big troops have basically registered and entered the arena, Cross-server users can't see what's going on in their own server.

Lihua Luojin frowned: "It's over, I thought I'd spend some time today to open the last hole of the weapon."

Red carp: "My pot (hugging legs and crying)"

Fan Fenghuang: "Emmm, I'm on a business trip for the past two days, and the wifi in the hotel is so poor that it can't be used for both. Otherwise, I can use the trumpet to sign up for the opposite side."

Yes.

After being mentioned by Fan Fenghuang, I quickly minimized the game, clicked on the game platform and logged in to another account.

Fortunately, with 1 minute left, I drove Li Xunhuan online, and went straight to the NPC who signed up for Jingwei Reclamation to sign up for the blue side of Battlefield [-] of this server.

Only then did I have time to click on the system messages and emails that had accumulated for several days, as well as the private chats that rang several times just after I went online.

[Momo Qinghan: Fuck you, brother, you are online! !I tell you! !Big news! !I think there is a crack in their relationship! ! 】

[Momo Qinghan: I think I have a chance! ! 】

Cut back and look at the nanny:

team:

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Yes, yes!There is one coming from the opposite side!You can go in! 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey:? ?Where did Dongxue go, why didn't he enter the battlefield]

[Taohua still laughs at Chunfeng: Well, she used to go to eat supper at this point, maybe today's supper is not enough, go eat shit]

Li Xunhuan here:

[Momo Qinghan: Hahahaha I really think they are going to be cold! ! 】

"..."

I first put the Li Xunhuan into the battlefield, then switched back to the doctor's side and entered the battlefield as well.

The red carp saw me moving, and was very pleasantly surprised: "You're back, are you back, Dongxue?"

"Yeah." I wished I could turn into a monkey and go to the sky to blow it up, and the melancholy team typed: "I'm back from eating shit."