After I became a shemale liar

I found that I completely underestimated Taohua's frankness and shamelessness.

"So you already knew?"

There was a rustling sound of tidying things up from Peach Blossom, and there seemed to be a slight smile in the voice: "Know what? Do you know that you are a man? Or do you know that you are Li Ergou?"

My heart is broken.

Rubbing my hair in front of the mirror, I decided to turn against the army: "Actually, I am an undercover agent sent by Liang Shanbo."

"Oh." Tao Hua replied indifferently, "Is it just your IQ? Achilles sent you to take the blame."

What do you mean by my IQ? ?Hehehe, if I don't kick you out at night, I'll sell my name to Mingzhi.

I was very angry: "You don't even look surprised??"

"Huh?" Tao Hua expressed her doubts and genuine feelings, "I'm very surprised."

"..."

"Stop talking, I have to go." Taohua didn't notice my resentment at all, and probably closed the bag with a "click".

"I'll talk about it when I have time." Then he hung up.

Besides?What more? ?What else is there to say? ? !

I held up my mobile phone, so angry that I couldn't even swear. Come on, your mother, it seems that this traitor has known about it for a long time, and why is he pretending to be in love with me? He's just playing with me!This is dead on the street!

During the lunch break at noon, I logged into the private vx again, and scrolled through thousands of messages in the guild group that I hadn’t read for two days. .

Red Carp loves poisoning late at night, and is a food blogger; Fenfenghuang is a technical nerd, and in the past two days when I was away, I actually wrote an article about why the explosive power of the demon sword is higher than that of Izumo due to the assassin's occupation; slowly , Xu Xu doesn't like to post Moments; Momo Qinghan is the standard Moments of college students, vote for this, sponsor for that, give lectures by so-and-so...

There is no peach blossom.

No way, didn't you have to show off your two abs in the past, have you changed your route recently?

After dinner at [-] o'clock in the evening, I went online after two days away from Kunlun.

Just after the picture was over, I heard a team invitation pop up.

[Peach Blossom Still Smiling Spring Breeze invites you to join his team]

I decisively refused.

private chat:

【Love and be loved:……】

[Willow He Zeng Lian Dongxue: (smiling)]

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Are you angry? 】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: How can it be, you just have fun (smile)]

【Love and be loved:……】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: I'm serious]

【Which Liu Se ever took pity on Dongxue:? 】

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Seriously playing with you】

"..."

Oh, what else is there to say.

I typed firmly: "Divorce!"

Taohua answered me with one word in a good mood: "No."

"If you don't leave me, I will love you."

"Oh, come on, I haven't been green yet."

"(Smiling) Then it's settled, you are not allowed to block me in the wild, and you are not allowed to find others to block me in the wild. As long as you don't agree to leave, I will show you every day."

"No way." Tao Hua typed with great regret: "After all, you are my wife, I won't be so ruthless, Madam can do whatever she wants, as long as Madam is happy."

Who gave you the courage to make you so confident.

I started to search for a target that can make my peach blossom green.

But only one was ruled out, and the private chat went "ding ding ding" endlessly.

I opened it one by one:

Red carp: "yoooo what's the situation with you two, you want to run now?"

Fan Fenghuang: "It's amazing, it's amazing."

Xu Xu: "woc, are you two serious?"

Momo Qinghan: "Dongxue, you two, really..."

There are also those who have lost their pear blossoms: "..."

? ? ?what's the situation?

What did I miss in just 2 minutes?Confused.

In the end, the kind-hearted people who eat melons reminded me to watch the cross-server channel.

I just watched, a group of actors are crossing servers.

[Iron Horse Glacier] [Suiwan Duyouzai: What does QAQ mean, is it true?Realistic? ?Ask for popular science! ]

[Bashan Yeyu][Brother Sheng: The people in this server expressed a look of bewilderment]

[Sunset Akiyama][Xiang Ruohan: What about the lumbar disc, the tonsils, and Chen Duxiu, class representatives, where are you! ! (hanging)]

[Mingyue Xijiang][Chenxi: YY7654321 welcome friends to climb wheat to sing, one hundred thousand~~~~YY7654321 welcome friends to climb wheat to sing one hundred thousand~~~~ Guild recruitment~~ ~~The fixed team of the gang community, the husband and wife team, the individual people carry their bags and check in~~~~]

[铁马冰河][The sun is my roundness: One hundred thousand sings Nima's song, get out of the way and don't disturb us to watch gossip]

[Iron Horse Glacier][That winter: Where is the person from Bashan Yeyu, please popularize science, the peach blossom male god really has a girlfriend? ]

[Setting sun and autumn mountains][Floating world and clear joyful water flow: I am so anxious, I really want to hear gossip]

[Bashan Yeyu][I seem to have lost my memory: the same face is dumbfounded, damn it, stop fighting and concentrate on watching gossip]

[Mingyue Xijiang][Chenxi: YY7654321 welcome friends to climb wheat to sing, one hundred thousand~~~~YY7654321 welcome friends to climb wheat to sing one hundred thousand~~~~ Guild recruitment~~ ~~The fixed team of the gang community, the husband and wife team, the individual people carry their bags and check in~~~~]

[铁马冰河][The sun is my roundness: One hundred thousand sings Nima's song, get out of the way and don't disturb us to watch gossip]

[Mingyue Xijiang][Chenxi: The sun of Iron Horse Glacier, are you sick]

[Iron Horse Glacier] [The sun is my roundness: Hehe, you are sick, and people are waiting to gossip, why are you advertising for the gang? ]

[Mingyue Xijiang][Chenxi: I've been recruiting for a week, are you blind? ]

[Iron Horse Glacier] [The sun is my roundness: Hehe, I was indeed blinded by your IQ show]

…Then the two got into a fight, and now they are using cross-server speakers to scold each other.

I continued to turn forward, and finally turned to 2 minutes ago.

Taohua is really good, he didn't block me in the wild, and no one hired me to kill me, he just played a cross-server trumpet calmly.

【Bashan Night Rain】【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue is mine, please take care of me for my sake】

I kind of exploded inside.

So alive, Taohua sent another invitation to form a team.

Refuse!

Tao Hua: "Ma'am, go shoot the nine suns."

I ignored his private chat, and clicked on the application when I saw a recruitment message for a team to play for nine days.

As soon as he followed to the door of the dungeon, the captain sent a terrified expression: "(crying) Peach blossom woman!"

Passer-by Shenjian: "(Crying in shock) A woman with peach blossoms!"

A passer-by came out of the cloud: "(Crying in shock) A woman with peach blossoms!"

I don't understand, where did the Peach Blossom Trumpet say that I am a woman!

Me: "(vomit blood) I have nothing to do with that mentally retarded!"

Little fan girl of the male god Peach Blossom: "Hehe."

"..."

I'm afraid this game is unplayable.

Anyway, ever since I refused to team up with Peach Blossom, my game experience has plummeted.

The wild team played for nine days, passerby A: "(Crying in shock) The peach blossom woman still fights for nine days to earn this little money??"

The magic costume popped out, passer-by B: "(Crying in shock) The peach blossom woman is still grabbing the garbage magic costume from us??"

Cross-server sparring, Stranger C: "(laughing and crying) A woman with peach blossoms is too fragile, isn't she?"

Digging medicinal materials in the field was captured by the enemy alone, Wu Dalang: "(Stay) A woman with peach blossoms is really easy to beat..."

I:"……"

Thanks to Peach Blossom, the enemy finally noticed that I am a little transparent who only knows how to paddle in the league and gang battles. During this hour, my popularity has skyrocketed, and I frequently appear in the mouths of YY managers of major gangs.

When it was almost nine o'clock, Taohua sent a third team invitation very enthusiastically, and I gritted my teeth and nodded.

Xu Xu is not in the team today, but the team is still full after I joined the team.

I took a closer look at the team channel, and sure enough, the pear blossoms are gone.

This person really didn't miss any chance to squeeze into the team.

At nine o'clock, the registration for Jingwei reclamation started, and the red carp pulled the team to follow, and then asked: "Report to the server or cross-server?"

Fan Fenghuang: "Cross-server, cross-server passion."

Red Carp: "Then cross server."

I right-clicked on Xu Xu in the friend list, and found that she was also a team of six, so I was a little strange: "Whose thug did Xu Xu run to?"

Red Carp: "Oh, I can't keep my daughter when she's too old, so she just got married to Dim Lights for a day and started running around with her..."

"..."

Xu Xu, married again? ?

This is the first few! !

Anyway, registration is the responsibility of Captain Red Carp. I canceled the team to follow, looked around, and then remembered to ask Taohua something.

So I opened his private chat.

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: By the way, how did you recognize me? 】

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Guess】

【Willow ever pity Dongxue:. . .Do you want to say it?]

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Don’t say it】

"Oh." I replied with a smile: "Are you sure you don't want to tell me?"

Tao Hua: "It's boring to tell you, guess for yourself."

No matter how much he asked after that, he refused to open his mouth again, even the tight-spoken diamond could not be pried open.

I saw him riding on the Suzaku with confidence, and the evil grew out of his courage. I opened the mall and bought a cross-service speaker, and made a big death of his strength.

[Bashan Yeyu] [Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Taohua, don't be wishful thinking, no matter how much you refuse to divorce me, I also like Wu Dalang]

After doing all this, I clapped my hands and ordered the team to follow again. I didn't watch the world channel and cross-server that had already exploded, hiding my achievements and fame.

Then I saw a very familiar person in front of me.

current:

【Wu Dalang:...】

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