After I became a shemale liar

There are two new big Wuxians in the gang, and a few spammers from Xu's fixed team have already secretly poked and pulled Lin An to spar, and there is one left, playing with Xu Xu in the gang territory with the lights dimmed.

I asked Tao Hua strangely: "Aren't you going to play with them? We are both Wu Xian, even if we can't beat each other to death, it's good to be disgusted with each other."

Taohua: "Not interested."

"==Brother, do you want to be so Buddhist, and you don't like PK after playing a high-level job, so what are you interested in?"

Peach Blossom made no sound.

Me: "You like hanging up so much?"

He was silent for a moment.

"I don't like to hang up, I just like to be with you."

"..."

I want to sell again.

But I still replied firmly: "Oh? Such a provocative little brother, is it disturbing?"

Tao Hua: "Stir, of course."

Everyone was lazy at night, and no one was interested in doing tasks. I touched my stomach and felt a little hungry.

So I resolutely pressed my heart that was almost suffocated by Taohua's words, and the team said "I'm going to eat supper" before hanging up and going out.

By the time I wandered back after eating supper, the game character had already disconnected by itself.

I didn't play the game for the next two days.

Firstly, the company had a lot of things to do, and secondly, there was something wrong with the renovation of the house that was handed over to the developer before, so I took the time to take a look.

After dealing with the housing issue, I was really tired, so I didn't go back to the rented place, and I found a nearby hotel to live in.

Taohua asked me why I wasn't online around nine o'clock.

I didn't see him until after taking a shower after eleven o'clock, and he came back while wiping his hair.

"Something happened today."

He returned quickly: "Are you home?"

"No, the hotel where I stayed."

After lying on the bed, I thought about it, and couldn't help but add: "I think I'm going to be late for work tomorrow."

Taohua: "Huh?"

I solemnly typed: "When I'm outside, no matter where I live, I usually sleep very hard, and the five alarm clocks are useless."

Peach Blossom: "Commonly known as recognizing a pillow? Recognizing a bed?"

Me: "It seems different."

Taohua: "Well, people can't fall asleep, and you can't wake up."

I:"……"

Taohua: "If you are late, will you be punished severely?"

I thought about it.

"Not heavy is not heavy."

But if my father knew about it, he would probably be taken back to Guangzhou to have a long talk for 120 days.

Alas, I sighed, turned the alarm clock to the loudest, and said to Taohua: "Forget it, I'm going to sleep, or I won't be able to wake up tomorrow."

Tao Hua: "If you don't want to be late, there are ways."

me?"

Taohua: "I'll call you tomorrow morning."

"But the phone ringtone is no different from the alarm clock ringtone?"

"Pick up my voice call, don't hang up, I'll call you tomorrow."

I answered his voice call in a daze.

There was the sound of typing on the keyboard from his side, and he didn't speak after the voice was through, but typed back to me: "Go to sleep."

If I were a girl, I might have to go thousands of miles without thinking about my own life... what the hell.

The young man has a future, and he will be really invincible if he cares so much about female votes in the future.

I had Edvard Munch screaming in my head, then dropped my phone and fell asleep.

I will never forget what I experienced the next morning.

In the misty and dark dream, a rough and thick male voice pierced the night sky loudly, illuminating my sleep-addicted head.

"Second set—National broadcast gymnastics for middle school students—the times are calling—"

"Get ready! One two three four five six seven eight two two three four five six seven eight!"

"Three two three four five six seven eight! Four two three four five six stretching!!!"

I was so frightened by the long-awaited radio gymnastics music that I almost jumped up, and almost burst out a national curse.

Fuck, no sleepiness at all.

Taohua over there probably heard the movement of me lifting the quilt, and slowly turned off the tormenting music, and asked me very proudly: "Look, isn't my wake-up call very considerate?"

While changing my clothes, I replied to him: "It's so sweet, I want to fuck you, the kind who is willing to go to jail."

Taohua: "Oh... I just said yesterday that I want to disturb the base, but today I can't help but want to throw myself in my arms? Come on, welcome."

Why did you throw yourself into your arms? ?

My heart was about to boil because of his unscrupulous tone, but after putting on my shoes, I suddenly calmed down.

I... didn't turn on the voice-changing intercom, did I...

So Taohua...you heard my original sound, right...

He's not surprised yet, is he...

I struggled to swallow back the mouthful of old blood that had just welled up in my heart, and moved over to pick up the phone.

Really did not change the voice.

It must have been a long time since I heard anything from me, so Taohua "Hello" a few times over there and asked, "Are you still there?"

I hesitated and said, "Yes."

Taohua: "Well, then you go wash up, I'm going out too."

"Peach Blossom." I called out to him.

"Ok?"

"Aren't you wondering why I'm a man?"

Tao Hua looked puzzled: "Oh, this, yes, why are you a man?"

I:"……"