After I became a shemale liar

It was rare to sleep until the sun was up on Saturday, and the phone vibrated twice in a daze. When I opened it, it was the alarm clock I set for the first time to pick up the medicinal materials refreshed in the wild.

... Then go offline after mining and go to sleep.

I got up and boarded the game.

Last night, I specifically stopped the character at the medicinal material refresh point to log off, and I can just go up and collect it today.

Go up and see, there are still 5 minutes to cook.

I just thought about washing my face and brushing my teeth, 5 minutes is just right.

As a result, when I came back, I saw a doctor who was about to claw at the all-match and lovely Chuanqiong not far away.

"stop!!!"

My location is farther than hers, and the doctor doesn't have any movement skills, but if I can't get the Chuanqiong status medicine, I will lose one set...

In the blink of an eye, I became popular with that doctor.

You can't gather medicine in the combat state, I remember right.

I, Li Ergou, have been playing Kunlun for almost five years, and I have always been a person who does not like to provoke troubles.

Even in a chaotic battle, I won't be the first to become famous, especially for girls.

The little doctor stopped his evil claws, turned his head and selected my target.

I quickly poked her temporary private chat, wanting her to give me this Chuanqiong.

However, before my secret chat was sent out, the little doctor stretched out his hand and started to beat me unexpectedly. .

What's more, I just saw the doctor's name clearly, and I was persistent.

This seems to be a girl who has a bit of a holiday with me.

Anyway, she can't beat me to death, I thought so, so I didn't fight back, I opened the private chat that was just interrupted and planned to continue typing.

As soon as I typed two words, my actions were interrupted again.

Yi Nian insisted on calling a demon knife over, looking like he wanted to piss me off.

Stop it big girl!I really don't mean to be popular with you!I still have something to say, please wait until I finish!

The persistent grandma answered me with her actions.

Fortunately, the equipment and details of the monster knife she called are just like that. He can't cut me to death, and I can't get away. The persistent milk is very persistent and uses her weak damage to stack poisonous wounds on me. I watched the battle channel [The three poisons of one thought will cause you -100 blood damage], I feel a little pain in my brain.

After a stalemate for about three or four minutes, a person suddenly teleported over from my side. After the pink teleportation buff disappeared, a white-clothed Wu Xian appeared in a graceful manner.

"..."

I didn't have time to type to ask him why he came, because my blood bar was still being bitten tightly by the demon knife, and I didn't dare to let go.

Fortunately, Peach Blossom reacted quickly and became popular in the first place. With just one turn of the flute, the persistent milk and the demon knife were kept in place.

Then he freed his hand to send me a private message: "Get off the fight and get the medicine."

I quickly ran to the other side to get out of battle, and poached Chuan Qiong in front of the persistent milk.

Taohua: "You go back first."

"Ah."

After Taohua came back from the teleportation, I asked him: "You didn't kill someone, did you?"

Taohua: "No."

Me: "emmm is actually my first red."

Taohua: "Yeah."

Me: "Why don't you ask?"

Taohua: "Oh, why?"

I:"……"

Tao Hua: "I can't think of any other reason than that you can't grab the medicinal materials with your dog-like hand speed."

Made, speechless, said goodbye.

Then I went to the next refresh point to dig for medicinal materials.

It is also common to kill people by grabbing herbs in the wild, not to mention that Taohua didn't kill them, but just controlled them so they didn't rob them, so I didn't take it to heart.

As a result, that persistent milk made a big cross-service loudspeaker.

[Bashan Yeyu][A persistent thought: Is there any money for the coffin for the couple who snatched medicinal materials in Yandang Mountain?orphan? 】

When the horn came out, I happened to see it, and I became angry in an instant.

I can bear you scolding my daughter, but your words like coffin orphans really touch my nerves.

In fact, I have been playing games for so many years. Although I am not very low-key, I am not that high-key. There is only one use for the speaker in my place before, and that is to damage Lu Xingcheng.

But Lu Xingcheng is hurt by this dog game, so he won't play with me anymore, and my horn is useless.

In a rage, I opened the mall and bought a cross-server speaker. Just as I was about to yell back, I saw the red carp who didn't know when it would go online actually slammed the speaker:

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red carp, green carp and donkey: What if you just rob it, yours?Listen to me, don’t beep if you can do it]

The trumpet floated for a while, and then a thought of attachment came out and knocked it off.

[Bashan Yeyu] [A single thought: Not even a first-come, first-served one?An orphan is an orphan, hehe]

【Bashan Night Rain】【Red Carp, Green Carp and Donkey: Your tutor is really good】

Later, I didn’t read what the persistent grandma said, and I had a private chat with Red Carp to tell him not to waste money. The slobber dog has nothing to pay attention to, and it was my fault that I opened the red first.

Red Carp: "You are too reasonable, Miss Sister, what kind of poison has this game become? If you grab a piece of medicinal material in the wild, you can use the speaker to beep for a day. When I was playing legends, there was no need to kill people in the wild." reason."

Me: "== Boss, I'm sorry."

Then I went offline and continued to catch up on sleep.

After waking up for the second time, it was already afternoon, I dragged my slippers and wandered outside the community to have a toothbrush, and forgot about this morning.

Back home in the afterglow of the setting sun, I landed in Kunlun in a peaceful and peaceful environment.

The medicinal materials were brushed again, and this time they were collected after digging.

After I went online, I went to the refresh point to sweep around like no one else, and finally went back to Yandang Mountain.

Chuan Qiong, who just came out, was obediently waiting for me on the spot.

I ran over and squatted down to dig two shovels, and the screen suddenly turned red.

The persistent grandma led a group of people, turned on the killing mode, and had four words on her head: "wait for the rabbit."

Emmmmm, it is true that I am a coquettish and sharp big tit, but there is still a big gap between the strength of one person and a team, so I quickly lay down.

After the screen turned to black and white TV, I quickly clicked on the nearest resurrection.

Even if we are outnumbered, it's meaningless to fight, and I don't like to drool very much, so I ignored all the private chats sent by the persistent milk.

Lihua lost all the people online. After she saw the shout that I was killed, she directly organized me to fly over and asked me to check my backpack to see if I had lost anything.

After she reminded me like this, I didn't know to take a look in the bag.

Fortunately, I didn't lose any valuables this time, but I was killed for 10 taels of silver, which is a bit painful.

Lihua: "Well, it's okay, you go and repair the equipment first, and I'll tell the leader right away."

I was very embarrassed: "I'm having dinner at this time, don't shout."

Lihua: "== Taohua will know about this sooner or later, why not let me use it to gain some favorability."

Me: "??? Are you for this?"

Lihua: "Otherwise, do you think I love you!"

Me: "Excuse me, excuse me."

Then Lihua went to call Red Carp to let him go online.

After I repaired the equipment, I thought for a while next to the grocery store. There is no need to bother the red carp or anything. This kind of thing is not easy to handle. The easiest way is not to owe favors, but I took 500 million pear flowers for nothing. ,, Forget it, just give her a chance to show off, favors or something, take it easy.

In less than 10 minutes, Red Carp and Peach Blossom were online, and Xu Xu also came back early in the morning.

The red carp dragged me to yy, I typed on the public screen and said briefly, and Xu Xu said that even for the 10 taels of silver, I would have to fight. Before I learned that it was her who took the lead in blocking me, I angrily reprimanded me with my feet. After blood's persistent milk, he quickly changed his attitude and said that he could fight two.

I saw that Xu Xu's posture of erupting at the slightest spark could even develop into a gang fight, so I quickly chatted with her privately to divert her attention: "Why did you come up so early today, have you eaten yet?"

Xu Xu: "No! I heard that someone wants to fight with you, so I'll come right after I put down the bowl!"

I replied to her with a wooden face: "... oh, it's actually not teasing, it's teasing."

Xu Xu: "Hey, you're so filthy, you've changed! You're not that pure winter snow!"

Me: "Okay, don't be poor, it's not a big deal, you go eat."

Xu Xu: "What's the matter, I'm here, even if it's not for you, I have to sell love."

I:"???"

However, Xu Xu didn't answer me anymore, she tracked the location of the persistent milk from thousands of miles away, and hurriedly went thousands of miles to slap her head.

I got on my mount and was about to follow, but Taohua, the captain, suddenly ordered the team to follow, forcing me to follow him.

I:"???"

Tao Hua: "Don't go, the nanny is easy to gossip, if you show your face again, you will be hacked even worse."

Me: "Why panic, she can't crawl along the network cable to bite me."

Peach Blossom: "..."

He stopped talking, so I had no choice but to talk about him and chat with him: "Ah, what, there is Wu Xian on the opposite side today is quite powerful, as expected I still have to play resistance, next time Wu Xian will target me Time won't die so fast haha."

"You don't need to do it, just add blood, no need to fight."

"No, what should I do if I don't get bullied to the head, it's too embarrassing to play a doctor and always be treated as a human sandbag."

"Then you don't need to come forward."

"Why don't I let Xu Xu avenge me every time I don't come out? She is also a girl. She doesn't care about those bullshit words that hurt her. I can't just watch it like this."

He didn't speak any more, I canceled my follow and planned to follow Xu Xu to add blood to her. When I passed the picture, I heard a "ding" in the private chat.

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: I can protect you]

The author has something to say: [Guess why you are so cute hahaha]

[Oh yes, thank you for the nutrient solution -0-]