After I became a shemale liar

I stopped involuntarily.

I stood there in amazement, trying to figure out what he meant by saying this, and felt that it was necessary to confirm it.

"……why?"

Taohua answered me very solemnly: "Because you are very important to me."

"..."

Saying it is the same as not saying it.

I climbed on the mount, thinking while flying towards Xu Xu.

It should have been unrecognized. If he knew that I was Li Ergou, he would directly divorce me and send me to the court, and then he would round me eight hundred times in the wild, so that he would look more like a peach blossom and still laugh at the spring breeze.

Will you dig medicinal materials with me?Tolerate all kinds of paddling in my league help?Listen to me tell him a joke that is extremely stupid?

Oh,,, when it comes to jokes, they are all very common jokes, it is impossible for him to remember them so clearly.

Even if you remember, you are probably suspicious at most.

It was impossible to confirm my identity immediately.

So the problem is back to the original point. If I were Li Ergou, he would have turned red and made me look like a quiet shadow.

So, no, this is still my world.

After arriving at the destination, I gave Xu Xu some milk, and I replied to him: "What kind of output can you Wuxian have? Can the opponent on the control side leave the keyboard and surrender directly? So, I'd better wait until I finish this competition and change the equipment route. Build this account into a high-sensitivity and high-evasion violent milk, in the future you accuse people and I output, and I will cover you."

Peach Blossom: "..."

Then he stopped returning to me, and after working together to crush the persistent grandma and her relatives and friends to death in the wild, my husband and I teleported over to see what he was doing for most of the day.

In the end, he actually set up a street stall outside the trading station.

I walked over and looked around at his booth, then squatted down and reasoned with him: "Hey, it's normal for Wuxian to have no output. You are a control profession, and you don't pursue attacks with weapon rings, right..."

ignore me.

"Cough, in fact, your output baby is still very good. The attack of [-] is a bit higher than the [-] of the pink phoenix. The red carp is not as high as your baby."

ignore me.

"Emmm...I remember you said that you actually have a girlfriend before, how about it, is it pretty?"

Also fucking ignore me.

I'm so grumpy.

I babbled on like an idiot for a long time by myself, a little discouraged, stood up and planned to leave, and after thinking about it, I said the last sentence: "Don't ignore me, and prepare your own martial arts medicine in the future! A mouthful of 500! [-] million for a full game!"

Peach Blossom: "..."

After sending out the dots, he changed his sitting position and replied to me: "You might as well grab it."

Me: "Heh, I've nursed you for free for so long, and I've also given you free status medicine and professional counterfeit charms. As the mainstay of the league and team battles, how much pressure has caused Liang Shanbo! You shouldn't give me some benefits? "

Taohua didn't expose the fact that I was always paddling in the league, but actually answered my words seriously: "Then what benefits do you want?"

Me: "emmm throw me a few useless costumes?"?

Taohua: "What kind of magical costume do you need, don't you have all the equipment on you?"

As soon as I saw a play, I couldn't choose what to say: "Give me a trumpet!"

Tao Hua: "Do you still have a trumpet?"

wipe……

Me: "I can practice."

Tao Hua: "You just don't feel comfortable not ordering anything."

I:"..."

Taohua: "Then you choose."

I turned around and squatted down in front of him, turning his stall from top to bottom, from left to right, not knowing what to order.

After struggling for a long time, I saw a red bean seed in the last grid.

Hey, that's it!

I poked open Taohua's private chat: "Just that red bean seed!"

Tao Hua: "...you picked this one for a long time?"

Me: "Yes."

Taohua: "This one is not for sale, you can change it."

Me: "...you don't sell it, what are you doing?"

Tao Hua: "Look at the price before asking this question."

价钱?

I clicked on that red bean seed, the displayed price: 99999999

"...Go and grab it."

Taohua: "Do you want more?"

"No more!"

Taohua closed the stall and stood up, asking me to make a deal.

accept.

I saw a magic weapon placed on the trading panel.

【Name: Soul Light】

【Level: 90】

[Quality: God]

[Grade: Level [-]]

[Attributes: God's book ban +5, green bag rejuvenation +5, crossing evil +5, requiem +5, command of life +5]

I:"……"

Before Red Carp said that Taohua and GM had an unspeakable deal, I really believe it now.

To be able to cultivate the magic weapon to such a degree, I don't even believe the GM if there is no inside story.

Tao Hua: "One month is just right. Tomorrow will be a martial arts competition. You can take it at home tonight and use it tomorrow."

I accepted it nervously, and then typed 99999900 to him on the panel.

Peach Blossom: "??"

I put the soul lamp back into the bag: "Tuhao, this is the more than 9000 million you dropped when you bought red bean seeds at my stall, keep it."

Taohua: "...don't pay me back."

"But you returned the seeds to me."

"..."

"Stop it! After further tossing, the status medicine will be calculated at three times the market price."

Peach Blossom: "..."

As I said before, we crushed the persistent grandma and her relatives and friends to death in the wild.However, it was fun for a while, just when Taohua and I were making meaningless excuses for a magic weapon, the management of the persistent milk gang came to look for the red carp.

The person who came was that Yaodao, an old smoker who knew from the first hearing that he was a long-term smoker. As soon as he entered YY, he yelled for us to give an explanation, saying that we provoked their gang.

Red Carp: "??? Did you make a mistake? Aren't you all in alliance with Liang Shanbo? We are enemies with Liang Shanbo. How about killing someone if the enemy is against you? If you are afraid of being killed, quit the gang! Don't beep here!"

Demon Sword: "Oh my god, now this game doesn't need a reason to kill people?"

Red Carp: "The game never needs a reason to kill people."

Yaodao: "Fuck, it's normal to be hostile and kill people, but I'm just an ordinary gang member, and you don't even have a management team. Is it too much to target her? She can go to the wild to dig medicinal materials and you can snatch her, and when she's done, she calls people to go out in the wild again." Round, I won’t even mention that Izumo from your team beat Jingwei earlier, isn’t that a provocation?”

Red Carp: "??? If we want to pick things up, do we need her as a nurse? The Wild Boss and the wild medicinal materials are meant to be snatched. Is there a problem with a big fight if there is a disagreement?"

Yaodao: "Maybe it's someone from your team who seeks fault and seeks personal revenge!"

Red Carp: "... Peach Blossom, tell me!"

"Ah."

The peach blossoms are blooming, and the tone is very steady: "These days my wife and I have been guarding and digging medicinal materials in the field every day. The whole area is almost familiar with us, don't you know? Why does that nanny you talk about want to be in front of my wife?" I'm not going to make any guesses when I went to dig up medicinal materials. Why did you participate in this matter? If I didn't go, my daughter-in-law would be buried there by you. After the end, it was the nanny who uttered the horn to provoke, and she was also the one who cursed. In the final analysis, it was you who bullied the few with the more in the first place."

Yaodao: "You...you really don't know how to praise, I shouldn't have come, wait for the help..."

His voice stopped abruptly.

Red Carp banned his wheat, and then said: "Okay, that's all for now. If you want to pretend to be aggressive, we will accompany you to pretend. Be careful before pretending. You have done that to the people here, and we are the only ones here. Dong Xue, you might not even be able to fight single-handedly."

[Demon Sword has been kicked out of the current channel by Red Carp, Green Carp and Donkey]

After Yaodao was kicked out of the channel by Red Carp, YY was silent for a while.

Fen Fenghuang: "I always feel that there is something wrong recently, as if there are more and more bad things all of a sudden."

Red Carp: "Emmm looks like a cannon fodder whose eyes have been blurred by beauty, let's go, practice cooperation, tomorrow's martial arts competition."

At two o'clock in the afternoon on Sunday, the contest began.

At 01:30, we gathered in twos and threes to the gang yy, and I traded the status medicine and professional glyphs to them one by one.

Red Carp: "It's still early, tell me how to fight?"

Fan Fenghuang: "It's simple, if the opposite side has one milk, first cut off their life, if there are two milks, first hit the crispy output, don't be stupid and don't let it output Xuanyuan Wuxiang Demon Sword, that's it."

Red Carp: "Oh, what if there are six tits facing each other?"

Fen Fenghuang: "...Who would be so sick? You?"

Momo Qinghan: "I have actually encountered 0.0."

Fan Fenghuang: "...then don't panic, if it's all milk, they have no output, they can't win..."

Red Carp: "...Then what if the details are all high agility and high dodge..."

Fen Fenghuang: "Quickly stop your thinking! There are a few high-agility violent tits in this area!! Find six of them for me!"

Xu Xu: "Emmmm, I suddenly have a bold idea."

Momo Qinghan: "???"

Xu Xu: "You said if we bring six Wuxians, will we scare the other party to death?"

Fen Fenghuang: "You guys are so sad..."

Xu Xu took a sip of milk tea with a "sigh": "Then the other side immediately gave up when they saw the lineup here, hahahaha."

Momo Qinghan: "It's not bad to have six Fufeng, one person, two puppets and one spirit beast, four or six 24 output, all the way sparks and lightning push past, the opposite will definitely suffer from intensive phobia and run away."

Red Carp: "nonono, have you forgotten the milk that dropped out of the last competition?"

Pink Phoenix: "So?"

Red Carp: "So go directly to the six Taoist priests. Taoist priests have the most amazing skills and group attacks. In the beginning, when they run into their faces, they throw their special skills and throw group attacks. of."

Me & Taohua: "..."

When YY was chattering and discussing about the last six professions, Fan Fenghuang interrupted them: "You all shut up, I need to calm down."

Xu Xu and Momo Qinghan closed their mouths, and the red carp said "hmm": "It's okay, then eat some shit and calm down."

Xu Xu: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

The author has something to say: Peach Blossom is an attack [should not be reversed]

[Jing Ying Shen Bi is the name of the skill, the effect is silence]