After I became a shemale liar

I took a sneaky look at Tao Hua, who was indifferent in the team, and felt that my old face was dull.

However, I soon realized a very important thing, in case the red carp clicks on me, I will send something out. .

You can't just go to a treasure store to find a model photo and post it!

feasible.

It was too late and then too soon, I immediately opened a certain treasure and carefully selected models that fit my aesthetics.

And the red carp in the group did click on me: "Hey? It's been so long and I still don't know what Miss Dongxue looks like, please tell me the truth!"

Fen Fenghuang: "If I am also a beautiful woman, then I will be consummated."

Momo Qinghan didn't speak, and Xu Xuzao went to find someone to compete with in the game.

Only some younger brothers and sisters who want to engage in online dating are left watching the screen.

greatly awaited.

I cleared my throat, and just as I was about to sway, I saw Taohua, who was still pretending to be dead just now, said in the group: "How can my wife show you."

Red Carp: "Yoooo Wife Protector has appeared!"

Fan Fenghuang: "You're not kind, old man! You've been looking at so many people's wives in vain. Let's see what's wrong with you!"

Taohua: "Well, I didn't watch it."

Red carp "shh" him: "I don't believe it!"

Peach Blossom: "..."

The head of the Xu family: "Don't leave the ink stains, send them quickly to have a look, so that everyone can help you identify whether you can run now!"

Xu Xu, who had just been teleported from the training ground: "Yes! I want to see Dongxue too!"

The red carp pressed down slowly: "Quick! Peach Blossom! Let Dongxue come out to meet everyone!"

However, Taohua still said: "No."

"???why?"

"She's ugly and can't see people."

I:"……"

Damn, no matter how ugly you are, is it good enough?

Red Carp: "I don't believe it, even if she's a village girl, I'm sure about it!!"

Taohua: "All the village girls are prettier than her."

... Forget it, I'm a normal person, what do I care about with a group of mentally retarded people.

Who the hell are those from Xinshou Village pretending to be city people? This is it!

Chi Chi Wai Wai Wai Wai to the end, the matter of posting photos was nothing.The trend of the topic in the group has also changed to running now, playing games with your girlfriend, Fan Fenghuang is still sighing quietly: "A word of advice, don't take your girlfriend to play games, and don't be provocative in games , otherwise you will find that your girlfriend has picked up more girls than you, don't ask me why I know..."

And I, who could have become the goddess of the whole district with a blockbuster, was strangled to death by peach blossoms in my stomach.

And thanks to him, I am now a 38-year-old divorced woman with a baby looking for true love in the hearts of the people in the gang!

I hate!

I decided to give him neither the league nor the sip of milk for the help battle tomorrow!

On the second day, we played against our old rival Liang Shanbo in the last game of the league, and we were set in first and second.

Achilles, who had been away for a long time, sent a message as usual: "Draw the water during treatment, don't tell the red carp to get up so quickly."

"Ah."

Momo Qinghan had a dinner party tonight and was not online, so Lihua Luojin defeated many people who would come to this team to nurse their peach blossom male gods, including the girl who left a deep impression on me, and succeeded Became another doctor for the main team.

Naturally, she will perform well. I still have the task given by Achilles, and I will not compete with her for healing.

One second later when Red Carp dies, one second later when Taohua is charged, one second later when Xu Xu is fired, that's all.

The four main teams in the gang, except for Xu Xu, the rest of the Xu family were put on the top lane by the red carp to resist the pressure. The family team of the cat-eared Cangcang and our team were in the middle lane and the opposite main force. Xian took milk to steal the opposite tower, a three-pronged approach.

Like our gang, Liang Shanbo has more output and less support, so it usually relies on pure hand-to-hand combat. Our side can always win because our gang has Taohua, a big witch, who controls the opponent's output and limits their output.

Start with silence, group chaos, then dizziness, invisibility, silence, out of combat, speed up, empty long ring...

I looked away, lazily gave the red carp two mouthfuls of milk.

Wu Xian's unique skills are particularly dazzling in the group battle, the strange purple light and the sound of the flute dominate the middle lane, occasionally a sea moon-like clear light rises into the sky, and then gently falls to envelop the battle situation below.

Achilles and Wu Dalang became mentally retarded after being accused by Taohua.

In the past, the guild league against Liang Shanbo would take an hour to finish, but since the Xu family team came to the guild to make up for the road, our league wins are getting faster and faster.

"A one is stable again!" Red Carp laughed happily in YY, and then said: "Pay attention, the guild channel will send out a red envelope, everyone has worked hard, pay attention to grab it."

Then the local tyrant gave out a big red envelope of 3 yuan.

There are more than 90 people in the gang online, no matter what, everyone can grab two or three hundred, right!Who will tell me why I only grabbed 34 Yuanbao!

The 3 yuan treasure was snatched up within a few seconds. The red carp glanced into the red envelope bag and sighed: "Dongxue, why are you so dark? How did you manage to snatch 3 yuan from the 34 yuan treasure red envelope?"

Fan Fenghuang: "I know, it must be because of her paddling in the league today."

I looked at the mere 34 ingots with heartache: "Today, the nanny is paddling when I don't take the opportunity to paddle..."

Red Carp: "What you said makes sense, but it's not your reason."

Xu Xu: "Hahaha I got two thousand and eight!!!"

Me: "Stop talking, my heart hurts."

Red Carp: "Speaking of which, the contest is coming again."

Fen Fenghuang: "Yeah, next week, I'm going to get ready again."

Xu Xu: "Which life skill do you learn Dongxue!"

Me: "Wait a minute, let me see."

Speaking of which, I have bought this account for so long, and I haven't looked carefully at the aspect of life skills ==

"Well, I learned how to refine medicine..."

Xu Xu: "Then next week's martial arts competition, I can order it from you! The ones sold outside are so expensive!"

Me: "Yeah, okay."

Red Carp: "Me too..."

Pink Phoenix: "Add one..."

Me: "Oh, I thought non-chieftains couldn't serve European emperors!"

Red Carp: "Then I'll send you a private message..."

Me: "Boss, just look at it and give it to me!"

【Ewha Luojin voluntarily left the team】

. . .Alas, I sighed, and then I heard a whisper.

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Spring Breeze: Madame, I don’t have status medicine either]

Me: "...it's none of my business."

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the Spring Breeze: Madame, by the way, prepare a copy for me]

Me: "What about the reward? Don't do it for nothing?"

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Chunfeng: Well... I am yours now, what more do you want? 】

"Hey, I don't want you, you are an ugly one and you are a treasure."

[Peach Blossom still laughs at Chunfeng: Alas, my daughter-in-law, I'm afraid I married a fake one]

"Ha ha ha ha."

Gradually learn woodworking skills, but she is too lazy to grow raw materials, and the wild collection points will not wait for her, a slacker, to pick them, so she has to work hard every day to steal some from others of.

And I was responsible for the status medicine of a whole team at once, and I had to embark on the road of no return to steal the medicinal materials. Not only that, but I also had to squat in the wild collection point every day when I went online and waited for the medicinal materials to be refreshed.

After stealing medicinal materials day and night like this for a few days, I discovered one thing.

Stealing drugs is so addictive!

Ah, so sad.

Fortunately, Taohua knew that I was going to be the medicine for the whole team, so she came to accompany me when she was free.

Still a bit of a conscience, young man.

The two of us stole all the way from Zhaoyao Mountain to Fuyu Mountain, and we would not stop until we lost our physical strength.

Where there are medicinal materials, there are us, an extremely handsome nurse and an ugly Wu Xian.

Medicines for returning blood and returning to blue are placed on the shortcut keys. If you are secretly hit by the master and you are beaten by Kaihong, you can't beat him and run away.

The days are exhausting.

I remember that when I was playing Li Ergou, when people came to me, I usually said wait until I was busy playing treasure.

Now when someone comes to me, I always say hey, don’t bother me to be busy stealing medicine. By the way, have you grown any medicinal materials?

The result of always stealing medicine in the wild and occupying the collection point is to get chased and killed. The owner saw that the name of the stolen medicine was the two of us every time, and when we met in the wild, we immediately became popular.

It's okay to be popular, I'm just afraid of being ripped off.

So I said to Taohua: "To be honest, I'm a little flustered."

Taohua: "Oh, don't panic, hold me tight?"

Me: "... Forget it, it's a little disgusting, let's run first."

As soon as I turned around, the beast had already disappeared and ran away, leaving me alone to face several menacing big names.

Sometimes after stealing it once, I would go back and patronize the medicinal materials that I didn't get at the first time because they were not yet mature. I was often caught by the owner and beat me to death.

After being beaten up a few times, I learned how to be good. The captain threw it to Taohua, and I hung up to follow.

Maybe people saw that Wu Xian was a well-known figure in the district, and he was not easy to mess with, so they retreated in spite of the difficulty.

Anyway, there is something to do with peach blossoms, nothing to do...

Later, I felt that it would be too easy for the two of them to gather and collect something every day to cause hatred, so I discussed with Taohua that the two of them should stagger their time, one stealing during the day and the other stealing at night.

Tao Hua: "You speak as if you have time during the day."

Me: "... Then I'll be one three five, you two four six!"

Tao Hua: "Then the medicinal materials we received in the end will be reduced by half compared to now."

Me: "...then what should I do!"

Taohua: "How about stealing five days a week, let's go together and rest on Saturday and Sunday."

Me: "Wow, big brother is witty! Just do it!"

Then the two of us reached an unprecedented agreement on the way to save medicinal materials.

Me: "Wait."

Taohua: "Huh?"

Me: "This seems to be the happiest time we have worked together since we got married."

Taohua: "So?"

Me: "Come on, take a group photo for a memory."

Peach Blossom: "..."

"Take more medicine."