After I became a shemale liar

Xu Xu pretended to comfort Red Carp while waving his head in the crowd: "Other party, lord! There is no output from the other side!"

Red Carp: "...MMP doesn't want to talk."

Then he really stood still.

Xu Xu courageously walked back and forth in the crowd for a few times, only to finally realize that the red carp hung up the phone openly, and was outraged.

"Red carp! It's not like you can't fight! Why are you standing there like a salted fish!"

Red Carp: "Look at my negative state, I will give you a chance to reorganize the language QAQ..."

slowly:"……"

She weakened her voice slightly: "Well, what about Dongxue..."

My team typed: "Skill cd."

After clearing up the chaos for Red Carp, he put himself on the state again and started to shoot arrows: "I think Wu Xian on the opposite side has a crush on me."

The few of us huddled together silently.

"Look, this one stuns me, that one silences me, and the other two just stare blankly at me and confuse me."

"If it wasn't for Qinghan who returned me to the mountains and rivers without any problems, I would have gone offline directly QAQ..."

I was trembling when I heard that he had attracted Wu Xian's full attention, and then I saw Taohua leading two teams to steal Leifeng Xizhao's fort from the bottom lane.

Of course, a large part of the reason for the success of stealing is that the cat-eared grayling and fish-tailed family team are carrying it in the middle.

Coming out of the league venue, Red Carp immediately changed their lottery: The league can be lost, but Wu Xian must die.

Pink Phoenix's individual lottery was changed to: collect resistant equipment.

Xu Xu's signature: the kind that teases little brother Wu Xian to go home, breaks up and cuts his wrists.

I looked at their individual lottery, calculated the cost of getting resistance equipment, and chose to shut up.

After Momo Qinghan came out, the dialogue box on his head was always on, and after chatting with someone for □□ minutes, his team typed and asked: "Are those big witches opposite just now, is there a person named Dim Lights? "

Red Carp answered immediately: "Yeah, I'm impressed, it's the one that stuns me for eight seconds."

Pink Phoenix: "What happened to him?"

Momo Qinghan: "(Stay) He asked me if I wanted to know more about the tenth-level big house..."

Fan Fenghuang: "You're only level eight, right..."

Momo Qinghan: "Yes..."

The red carp was silent for two seconds, and said slowly, "If he can come to our help, you can go and find out."

Momo Qinghan: "Sister Xu Xu... I still want to stay single and marry a wife..."

Xu Xu: "You should make contributions to the gang first, and then retire to marry a wife after you finish your career!"

Momo Qinghan sternly refused, and said piously and swayingly: "No! I want to give my future wife the best!"

Xu Xu: "What kind of conflict is there! Anyway, you don't have someone you're looking for right now, right?"

Momo Qinghan suddenly became shy: "A-actually, there are..."

Xu Xu: "She doesn't know."

Momo Qinghan: "Yes."

Xu Xu: "You dare not confess."

Momo Qinghan: "Mmm..."

Xu Xu: "You can't confess."

Momo Qinghan: "Well..."

Xu Xu: "How about it, are you speechless!"

Momo Qinghan: "..."

Xu Xu: "Then go and contribute to the gang."

Momo Qinghan: "I don't want it! Help the Lord save me!"

Red Carp: "Hmm...By the way, I would like to ask if the others are interested in taking turns to let you know. If possible, let's come together."

Qinghan was heartbroken: "I want to quit the gang, can I... I'm going to the opposite side, next time in the league, see if I can't beat you bastards who encouraged me to sell PY."

Just two seconds after this sentence was finished, two shouts popped up on the guild channel:

[I helped the old master of the Qinglong Hall, the master of the Xu family, kill Mo Mo Qinghan, the master of the White Tiger Hall who met each other, in the gang territory, coordinates (2089,2813, [-])]

[I helped Momo Qinghan, the leader of the White Tiger Hall, was killed by the old lady of the Qinglong Hall, the leader of the Qinglong Hall, in the guild territory. Coordinates (2089,2813, [-])]

After getting up, Momo Qinghan faced Xu Xu with a Kanshui Jue plus an ice spell to slow down and freeze Xu Xu, and then put himself in shape.

After Xu Xu's freezing state ended, she had already been knocked out of half of her blood by Momo Qinghan, so she could only distance herself first, and wait for an opportunity with Momo Qinghan.

Momo Qinghan pursued closely, relying on her advantage of having more blood, bearing Xu Xu's injury and using the Heavenly Thunder Art to take away the last trace of Xu Xu's blood.

Momo Qinghan: "Hahaha it's useless to run, the young master has long hands!"

Xu Xu lay on the ground for a while, I ran over to revive her, filled up their blood bars, and the two of them regained their status and started a new round of fighting.

Most of the gang members ran to watch the excitement.

Help frequency:

[God of Chaos: The gang's irregular welfare program, the old man of the Xu family VS Momo Qinghan]

[I helped the old man of the Xu family, the master of the Azure Dragon Hall, kill Mo Mo Qinghan, the master of the Baihu Hall who met each other, in the gang territory, coordinates (2813, 2089)]

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: Slowly kill Momo Qinghan (1/0)]

[I helped Mo Mo Qinghan, the head of the White Tiger Hall, kill Mo Mo Qinghan, the head of the Qinglong Hall who met each other, in the guild territory, coordinates (2813,2089, [-])]

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: Momo Qinghan tied the score (1/1)]

[I helped the old man of the Xu family, the master of the Azure Dragon Hall, kill Mo Mo Qinghan, the master of the Baihu Hall who met each other, in the gang territory, coordinates (2813, 2089)]

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: Slowly kill Momo Qinghan (2/1)]

[I helped the old man of the Xu family, the master of the Azure Dragon Hall, kill Mo Mo Qinghan, the master of the Baihu Hall who met each other, in the gang territory, coordinates (2813, 2089)]

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: Momo Qinghan failed to resist (3/1)]

"..."

Fen Fenghuang: "Xu Xu is unusually... irritable today."

Me: "I also feel..."

Xu Xu went blind as usual, Xue Yue was blind, Mo Mo Qing Han took away the remaining blood, did not reply to Fan Fenghuang's words, but sent me a private chat: "I can't help it, my aunt is here and wants to beat someone."

"..."

Why are you telling me this. .

But after taking a look at the team full of old men, I had no choice but to play the role of a woman's friend diligently, and sincerely said to her: "Drink more hot water."

Xu Xu: "??? I thought you would have other ways?"

Me: "...then drink more brown sugar water and play less games?"

Xu Xu: "Farewell."

Then I turned my attention back to Peach Blossom, whom I hadn't paid much attention to since the end of the league.

At this time, everyone in the gang was watching the excitement. It stands to reason that Lihua could not miss this opportunity to increase her favorability. But, who will tell me why Taohua shows that she has not formed a team?

I invited him to join the team with the idea of ​​giving it a try, and with a "ding—" he came in immediately.

"..."

After Xu Xu tortured Momo Qinghan, he started to sell dirty things every day: "Have you noticed that there is a very special Wuxian name on the opposite side."

Red Carp: "Special? I don't think so, it's not as easy to remember as mine."

Momo Qinghan: "So this is the reason why you are always being targeted by the gang leader."

Red Carp: "I'm heartbroken..."

Fan Fenghuang: "So what's so special about it?"

Xu Xu: "There is a Wu Xian named Lin An!!"

Me & Taohua: "???"

Xu Xu looked at our faces with caring eyes: "There must be someone called Jingfeng!"

This...I...this...emmm...

Red Carp didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he sent a screenshot of the team channel conversation to the gang group, with a postscript: Look at the true face of your goddess Xu Xu.

Mercenary: "I don't believe it... My goddess is not like this..."

Fen Fenghuang replied deeply: "Don't be fooled by her voice..."

Red Carp: "How can her voice be deceiving, she's just a rough guy."

Xu Xu finally noticed the movement of the gang group, and replied two words: "Come and fight."

Red Carp: "I don't."

Xu Xu: "Countless!"

Red Carp: "Besides, I coaxed me to blow up your photo!"

slowly:"..."

One stone stirred up a thousand layers of waves, as long as the explosion of the photo was brought up, it was basically impossible to be extinguished, and a bunch of divers came out in an instant to see Xu Xu's photo.

Anyway, just finished the league, there is no activity, everyone is chattering, I don't know who made a suggestion that everyone should explode one by one, but it was unanimously passed, and everyone is gearing up to make a blockbuster.

The red carp really started from the first person in the group.

The first one is a girl with an older seniority in the gang, and after a few tweaks, she posted it. If there is one, there will be two, and there will be five or six photos in the blink of an eye.

Xu Xu was soon picked up by Red Carp with ulterior motives, because of his strong fighting style and good personality, Xu Xu is very popular among the elders in the gang. Goddess fan, many single good young people are looking at her, just waiting for her to divorce her current younger brother.

After Xu Xu posted a series of dots, he quickly dumped a selfie from before, and the gang group exploded immediately.

Red Carp: "Damn it, I thought the one in my hand was pretty good..."

Fen Fenghuang: "Fuck, you really can't judge people by their appearance..."

Momo Qinghan: "Miss Sister, I will never fight with you again..."

A member of the Xu Family Courtyard: "...Damn it, it turns out that the old man is so good-looking?? I was deceived, I was deceived by QAQ..."

Xu Xu: "What are you doing..."

And there is only one thought in my mind at this moment: my Bai Fumei, she finally appeared.

The character is too masculine or something, just change it slowly, what's the point of being as gentle and gentle as a little girl from a certain country, what two people need to be together is passion!

Feeling that I found my life goal in an instant, I was very moved, and couldn't help sending Taohua a private chat to sigh with him: "It would be great if Xu Xu's speaking temperament could be half of his appearance, really."

Taohua replied me with a series of dots.

Red Carp ordered a few more people, and then it was Taohua's turn.

Anyway, I have seen the photos of Taohua a long time ago, so I didn't expect much. Although there are many landscape photos in his circle of friends, they are not fortified, so I can still find a few real photos when I scroll down.

Red Carp ordered Taohua, but Taohua didn't make a sound in the group.

Pink Phoenix: "Oh? Isn't Peach Blossom here?"

not there?Yes, just returned my message.

I just wanted to chat with Taohua privately in the game to let him watch the group, but someone in the group couldn't wait to help Taohua post the photo.

I don't think I've seen this photo before. It looks like a recent photo. In all fairness, it's not so handsome that people want to explode in place, but it's stress-free to provoke a little girl with various fluctuations.

The group was silent for a second or two, but Xu Xu took the lead and sent two words to express his feelings: "Fuck!!!"

Then it disappeared.

I quickly chatted with her privately and asked her: "Why are you blinded by Tao Hua's face?"

slowly:"..."

Me: "There are photos in his circle of friends, haven't you seen them?"

Xu Xu: "I'm okay, why go to other people's circle of friends!!"

I:"……"

Who are you mocking! !