After I became a shemale liar

I stood silently facing the one hundred red bean seeds for a while.

In the end, it was Taohua who broke the deadlock. He closed the stall, stood up and asked me to trade, and returned the red bean seeds to me.

I entered the amount he had just bought the seeds on the panel, and before he finished losing, he canceled the transaction.

"No, take it."

I was struggling in my heart: "This is not good."

"In the future, it will be good for Zhan Duo to give me two milks."

"okay."

I happily agreed.

He ordered me to trade again, returned the red bean seeds to me, and then formed me into the team.

"When did you come up?"

Me: "It's been more than an hour, I saw you are working."

"Well, I hung up the phone just now, the team led by Red Carp, he may not have noticed."

"Well, it's okay. By the way, you don't plan to let Lihua come back?"

"? Why mention her again?"

Damn, this man is not just ruthless.

"No, didn't you just work with her?"

"Just now? There were only five of us in the team just now, and there was a trumpet called Fanfenghuang, there was no one else."

"Hey?"

I was shocked, and quickly clicked on the friend list to confirm the location of Lihua Luojin.

Form a team of six, and Nuwa mends the sky.

...It turns out that they are not on the same team.

That was white and depressed just now.

I felt inexplicably relieved: "That's it."

"Ah."

I climbed on the mount and flew back and forth in front of the warehouse twice, suddenly I didn't know what to say.

Try teasing him like you used to, it's not appropriate.

It's a little strange not to say a word.

Taohua's character was still standing at the place where the stall was just set up, silent, not sure if she was there or not.

Hang up, you should say something, bro...

Forget it, anyway, he's always like this, he disappears while he's talking.

I stopped the character who had been circling the npc, glanced at the time, and prepared to chat with him in private before going offline.

But Taohua's private chat was one step ahead of me.

"Are you online?"

I deleted the words I just typed and retyped: "Yeah."

"It's time to go back to the hotel."

"Well, get off the plane now."

"Are you going back tomorrow?"

"..."

I paused, and told him sincerely: "No, I won't go back, I'll stay here, and I will hand over work in about two days."

"Well, the residence has been settled?"

"Not yet, I will go to see it tomorrow, rent a flat and live in it first."

"Then you, come to the Internet cafe for playing games these days?"

"Well, there is no other way. For the time being, it will take a few days to install the computer and pull the network cable."

"Okay, let's go back early."

"Ah."

A second before going offline, it seemed to hear a private chat ringing a few more times, but I had already logged off, so I didn't care.

Then I lived in chaos for the next few days.

The little secretary and the others returned to Guangzhou the next day, and I ran up and down looking for a house.

Then, for some reason, suddenly there was an urge to buy a house.

But soon I calmed down. With the housing prices in Shanghai, even five accounts like Li Xunhuan’s I created might not be able to afford a bathroom.

After spending almost a day, I finally selected a very desirable real estate from a lot of advertisements, and made an appointment to see it the next day.

After a busy day, I saw a bunch of unread messages on VX when I lay back on the bed.

Basically all of them are peach blossoms, so I changed to a comfortable position and flipped through his news one by one.

Achilles and Red Carp fought again because of the boss, and within a week Xu Xu changed to another tenant brother, and Mo Mo Qinghan actually had a relationship with a certain Wu Xian next to the pharmacy... Barabara, chicken and dog, not the same And enough, there are still many screenshots of group dramas of people who eat melons in the world, and they feel immersive through the screen.

And one last good night.

I thought about it and said good night.

I didn't play the game that night, and stayed at the hotel to rest until the next day, ready to go to see the agreed place.

I went around in and out of the house I was optimistic about, and there was no problem, so I agreed to the preferential price, signed the contract directly, handed it over to the developer for decoration, and handed over the house next year.

Then I found out that the place where I will live for the next year is still not finalized.

...I can't learn to grasp the principal contradiction since high school, I'm sorry my politics teacher.

I can't live without Kunlun at night, so I just log on and off the mobile phone to eat chicken, and when I'm really bored, I go up for a while.

But without the peach blossom belt, I seem to be playing a fake game.

This is wrong!I wasn't such a noob when I was playing CF chug chug before!Why is it like this now!

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do!

Of course, I often encounter weird teammates. No matter how weird they are, the enemy will stick to their faces, and they can kill teammates by mistake.

I vomited a lot of bitterness to Taohua about this matter, and he also downloaded it on his mobile phone and arranged it with me.

You have to communicate when you eat chicken, especially for four people. Taohua will use the voice throughout the whole process, and give some short instructions when necessary, such as "get in the car", "enter the circle", "people are dead, come and lick the bag" and other instructions.

? ? ?Does your family know that you talk so much when you talk to me?

The girls who are matched together are responsible for the nympho and shouting 666 throughout the whole process, no different from those girls in the game who are obsessed with peach blossoms, voices, and eyes.

I?I just quietly watched them nympho.

What is called distance produces beauty, this is it.

Another week later, I finally landed in Kunlun in my rented suite feeling refreshed.

Just in time for the guild league on Friday.

When I first joined the gang yy, I was greeted by the unforgettable moan of the red carp:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xu Xu calmly reminded him: "Look carefully, there is only a drop of blood."

Red carp: "What do I think, I get bloody when I get into a fight!"

Xu Xu: "Then we all quit the team and give you five milks?"

Red Carp: "Don't QAQ, I miss winter snow."

Pink Phoenix: "Dongxue just went online."

Momo Qinghan: "Yes, I saw it too."

Red Carp: "Then you don't tell me, you did it on purpose! Hurry up and join the group!"

I joined the group and was transferred to Red Carp's A1 team in the blink of an eye.

Taohua has been constantly cutting and controlling people. After I entered the league field, I went directly to the middle to support them.

Before I could fly to them and rejuvenate their beloved youth, everyone was forced to stop.

Oh... won.

In the first game, the opponents are usually the gangs of the seventh and the eighth, and it is normal to win quickly.

After being sent from the guild league venue, I just clicked on the private chat messages that I had ignored before.

Most of them are system prompts and group messages from friends, and the red carp fish fan Phoenix gradually asked me why I am not online yet.

Finally, I saw that the pear blossoms were all gone.

"fraud."

"You are a liar."

"Will you help me chase peach blossoms? Liar!"

I:"……"

I glanced at the news that Taohua invited me to form a team, and silently replied: "How about I return the money to you?"

The pear blossoms are gone: "Hmph!"

I:"……"

Why do I suddenly feel that Li Hua Luo Jin is a little cute?

No, it's not necessarily because I've been too busy lately and my aesthetics have collapsed.

Lihua: "You promised me, no, you must help me chase him!"

I rubbed my forehead: "Then you didn't create some opportunities for yourself during the few days I was away?"

Lihua: "I think so! Then he has to give me a chance! He comes up every day to sign and then leaves! He doesn't do any tasks!"

???

Before I had time to think about why Peach Blossom signed, Li Hua immediately changed her tone: "Sister Dongxue, QAQ, you don't like Peach Blossom anyway, so just help me."

There were several QAQs in a row.

Immediately my legs became weak, and I agreed to Taohua's invitation to form a team, and then brought Lihua in.

Sister, I can only help you so far.

But Lihua Luojin was clearly dissatisfied with what I did, so she sent three words rather deeply: "Cooperate with me."

I:"……"

Then, there was a sentence in the team:

[Pear Blossom Falling: Dongxue Peach Blossom, do you like screenshots?I recently discovered a place with super beautiful scenery! 】

private chat:

[Pear Blossoms Are Falling: Cooperate! 】

I had no choice but to type conscientiously as a team: "Okay, let's go together~~"

Taohua gave me the captain and clicked follow.

I followed the instructions to find the place Li Hua said, and threw the captain to Li Hua: "Well, take a screenshot, my screenshot skills are super bad, and I happen to be thirsty, so I'll go get something to drink."

Of course Lihua cooperated: "Yeah!"

I went to get a glass of water and came back, quit the game and pretended that the character was disconnected.

The world of two is for you!Benevolence to the utmost!

I didn't log in to the game again until half an hour later, because the second league game was about to start.

There are no pear blossoms and peach blossoms in place.

The location of both of them is the gang league venue, and there are 48 people in the group.

It's developing so fast.

Thinking this way, I also clicked on Apply to join the team.

The second match was against Leifeng Xizhao, the fourth gang of the first class. The output of Leifeng Xizhao's guild had nothing to do with it, except Wu Xianduo.

At least four of the ten Wu Xian on the leaderboard are in their gang.

It would be painful for any gang to fight them.

Equally painful is the Zhulin Misty Rain of Jialiu's guild. At least two-thirds of this guild are doctors, and the output of help in battles depends entirely on milk.

Who would want to touch a gang where [-]% to [-]% of them are doctors? It's not too painful to fight.

Talking about those strange gangs I have seen in those years... I have nothing to say.

When the system was just installed and wanted to fight with Lei Feng Xizhao, there was a sound of vomiting blood, and someone directly called GG.

The red carp shouted loudly in yy to stabilize the morale of the army: "Don't be Fang! They have been wandering in the top three and the top four because they have no output!!"

But they can also get into the third class by relying on Wu Xian!

I retorted silently in my heart.

Wu Xianduo on the opposite side, when the real fight started, I couldn't charge forward at all, I could only hide in the back to give them blood to remove their status.

Peach Blossom and Momo Qinghan are alright, after all, there are a lot of magic skills, but Red Carp is more sad.

The opponent has no output, and few people can threaten his health... But he is accused of being unable to make a move at all...

After being taken care of by several big Wu Xian on the opposite side, Red Carp said in yy that he gave up the keyboard.

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