After I became a shemale liar

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I haven't been to Kunlun for three days, and I was greeted with system messages one after another. I crossed them out one by one, and clicked on the friend list.

Team up with six people, sleepwalking in Huaxu.

Looking at Red Carp again, there are also six people in a team, dreaming about Hua Xu.

I got on my mount, ran to the NPC in the warehouse, received the system rewards that I missed these days, and waited for them to come out while cleaning the warehouse.

After 10 minutes passed, no one invited me to the team.

That is just entering Hua Xuben?Wait a little longer.

However, another 10 minutes passed and I was still not invited to join the team.

Confused, I clicked on their information again.

Form a team of six people, and Yi shoots for nine days.

Red Carp, Pink Phoenix, Xu Xu, Momo Qinghan are all there.

If I felt something, I scrolled down the friend list, and then clicked on the message of Lihualuojin.

Form a team of six people, and Yi shoots for nine days.

That's it.

I feel a little uncomfortable.

I haven't been there for three days.

Then I was knocked down by the secretary.

"What are you doing? Why are you sitting here in a daze for 16 yuan an hour?"

"..."

I bluntly closed all the current chat boxes, walked around the warehouse twice, and finally got into the trading station pretending that I was very busy.

Little secretary: "..."

Then I heard a male colleague ask the little secretary: "What is the name of the one Mr. Li is playing?"

The little secretary turned back to him: "Oh, that, the online dating game, how can it be as fun as X Online Three, let's take a walk and I will take you to experience the charm of the goddess of the camp."

I:"……"

Taohua and the others are still fighting for nine days, and it is estimated that they will only fight for the second time, and they will not be able to come out for a while.

I looked at the recruitment information in the world, and I didn't really want to go to the mission.

Today there is no league and no help, so naturally Achilles will not come to me.

I can't go back to Liang Shanbo on the Li Ergou.

. . .

I wandered aimlessly around the trading station twice, and finally came out without buying anything.

There was a circle of unlicensed street vendors in front of the trading station. I stood at the door for a while, walked a few steps outside, found a deserted corner, and sat down with my clothes lifted.

First, change the name of the stall to [Sincerely looking for a daughter-in-law to hook up]

There is another page full of messy and useless seeds, each priced at 999999.

No one would notice this place, and even if they did, they would probably reward me for taking medicine if they saw the seeds with a price tag of nearly 100 million.

never mind.

I don't want to sell anything anyway.

Then I minimized the game screen and went to watch the show.

During the period, the game news did not flash. I clicked on it a few times to see it, but it was all group messages from friends, system reminders, event reminders, and so on.

Just didn't wait for the private chat.

...I really want to go offline.

But the little secretaries and male colleagues around him were obviously having fun, so it was not good to spoil their fun.

I didn't watch the game anymore, I ordered a suspense movie and watched it.

I have to say that watching a movie is really a good way to pass the time. More than an hour passed in a flash. I stretched my waist and turned my head to see that the secretary and the male colleague were still playing in full swing.

. . .

I switched to the game screen and wanted to quit the game, but the moment I saw the screen, I was so shocked that I held back my yawn.

system:

[Player Taohua is still laughing at Chunfeng and bought a [Red Bean Seed] at a unit price of 999999]

[Player Taohua is still laughing at Chunfeng and bought a [Red Bean Seed] at a unit price of 999999]

[Player Taohua is still laughing at Chunfeng and bought a [Red Bean Seed] at a unit price of 999999]

……

A total of 100, all bought away.

I looked at the silver taels in my bag that seemed to have fallen from the sky and fell into thought.

After closing the booth interface, I realized that Wu Xian was sitting beside me.

Click on his target, it's me.

I hesitated.

"How long have you been sitting here?"

I waited for a long time and didn't get back to me.

. . .Well, probably hung up.

I sat down again, hung another red bean seed, changed the name of the stall to [I came back and squeaked], sat down and waited for him.

After finishing all this, I got up and went to the front desk to buy something to drink, and brought two copies to the secretary and male colleague. I just sat down and didn't even adjust my posture when I heard a private chat.

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the Spring Breeze: Squeak. 】

system:

[Player Taohua is still laughing at Chunfeng and bought a [Red Bean Seed] at a unit price of 999999]

Emmm...

The little angels and little devils in me came out.

But this time they seem to have reached an agreement.

The little devil held his head in disbelief and went crazy: "Is this person sick!? He bought a broken seed for 100 million! He bought more than 100! He flipped the table!! Has his head been caught by a door!! "

The little angel nodded heartbroken: "Yes."

After speaking, they walked away hand in hand.

I silently opened his private chat: "Are you back?"

Taohua: "Yeah."

"Why did you buy all the seeds I hung? I was just hanging around for fun, so expensive and you bought them all, are you stupid?"

Taohua was silent for two seconds: "Then you bought it back?"

Me: "Well."

Then he set up a stall next to me.

The name of the stall is [next door branch]

There are a hundred red bean seeds neatly placed on the booth.

Each price is 9999999...

I thought I was blindsided.

I counted again, and the result was still seven nines.

I asked him uncertainly: "You...you did not make a mistake?"

Taohua: "No."

"Aren't you going to buy it back? Buy it."

"..."

In a trance, I seemed to see the little angel and the little devil back again.

The little devil said dumbfounded: "I understand that this person is really sick."

The little angel replied blankly: "You finally know."