[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

Recently, "high IQ pets" became popular, so Mrs. Two Shoes bought a set of counting sticks for Tom, and planned to teach him to count.

She had already planned that if Tom couldn't teach him how, she would buy him paint and teach him to paint, daub on paper and so on.

But the result surprised Mrs. Two Shoes——Tom can do arithmetic as soon as he teaches it, and he knows everything!

I have to say that although our male god Tom can't catch Jerry, he is proficient in everything except catching mice. It can be said that he has a very high IQ!

Mrs. Two Shoes was so happy that she quickly called to show off to her friends. Her friends were very surprised and came to pay their respects to the "high IQ cat".

Tom triumphantly showed his talents, and the friends of Mrs. Two Shoes expressed their amazement, and went home to beat up their cute pets.

As a result, the news spread to ten and ten, and it even attracted the reporters from the small town. They paid a visit to Tom, took photos, and published them in the small town daily.

Tom is famous!

Many people came here admiringly. At first, Mrs. Two Shoes greeted them hospitablely with a smile on her face, but later on, she became a little impatient.

"I have to think of a way." Mrs. Two Shoes mobilized her brain that she hadn't used for a long time, thinking about it.

The next day, a sign was put up in front of Mrs. Two Shoes' house—"High IQ Pets" cram school started!

How clever of me to have Tom teach those pets how to count, earn money, and fend off stingy visitors!Mrs. Two Shoes thought proudly.

The friends of Mrs. Two Shoes rushed over immediately with her pet. Her pet was a little gray cat, which was very cute.

The two-shoes wife naturally agreed.

After seeing off her friends, she patted Tom on the head: "Tom, teach Topps how to count!"

Topps, that little gray cat.

Tom nodded confidently.

The "High IQ Pet" cram school was in good shape. Tom wore a doctor's hat, tapped on the blackboard with a pointer, and looked sternly at the only student sitting under the stage.

"Come on, come on, it's class, sit upright!" Tom felt very happy after saying this, but the students in the audience always had a paralyzed face, which was very boring.

Tom began to put on airs and started to lecture, while Tops had a kitten face all the time, listening to the teacher say "1-1=0" and the like with blank eyes.

"Ah, so boring." Tops blinked his eyes and moved his mouth as if he was yawning.

However, this very subtle yawn still attracted Teacher Tom's attention, and he tapped on the blackboard: "Is my class so boring?"

"To be honest, it's a little bit." Tops said slowly in his heart, but on the surface he shook his head very honestly.

Teacher Tom was satisfied: "Be serious in class!" Then he turned around and continued his class.

Tops changed his posture, resting his chin with one hand, glanced to the side, and saw Jerry leaning against the entrance of the cave listening to Tom's lecture.

"There's a mouse at the teacher's house," thought Topps. "It's the first time I've seen a mouse. It's quite cute."

Mr. Tom spoke very excitedly, spitting all over the place, but he was blocked by Tops.

"The teacher's lectures are so boring. This mouse listens so earnestly. It's really eager to learn." Topps continued to wander, "But what Mr. Tom said is not very useful. I'd better think about some practical problems."

"What practical problem are you thinking about?" Mr. Tom's voice gnashed his teeth in his ears.

... So he accidentally said the second half of the sentence?

Topps said blankly, "Nothing."

But Tom persisted: "You must be thinking something, I don't think you have listened to my lectures in one class!"

"What's so good about such a simple calculation?" Tops complained silently in his heart, but said: "I'm just thinking-why some cats don't want to look at their feet when they walk?"

This is the real question worth thinking about, much deeper than "1-1=0"!

Tom was taken aback by the question, and gave an answer that most people would give: "Because they are so ambitious."

Tops nodded and said, "I think so too, but this answer is too superficial."

"I think it's because they have the experience of walking!" Another voice sounded beside them.

Tom and Tops turned their heads and saw Jerry leaning against the entrance of the cave.

As soon as Tom saw Jerry, he was going to catch him, but was stopped by Tops.

"Why do you think so?" Tops looked very serious.

Jerry jumped onto Tops' small desk and said, "They don't look at their feet because they have the experience of walking, and they know where they can go next, or..." Having said that, Jerry said confidently Smiled, "... where should I go?"

Seeing Tops' inspired appearance, Tom couldn't help retorting: "But what if you have walking experience? The road conditions are different on every road. There are always cats who always look at the distance, instead of walking." Pay more attention to your feet, if you trip over a small stone, your head will bleed."

Seeing the conviction appear in Tops' usually dull eyes, Tom glanced at Jerry proudly.

Jerry didn't pay attention, when Tom gave him a wink.

Seeing that Jerry didn't argue anymore, Topps showed a faint smile on the face of the perennially paralyzed kitten, but it disappeared again in just a moment.

"That is to say, sir, what I think is correct?" Topps asked.

"Yes, your point of view is correct." Tom put on a teacher's air, "but you can't prove this point of view, you still need to keep learning."

"Yes, teacher."

Topps seemed to have finally calmed down. Tom smiled and thought smugly: "As expected of me, I finally subdued this little facial paralysis. He will always listen to my lessons obediently."

Unexpectedly, Topps' next words made Tom's smile freeze on his face.

"Teacher, I still have some other questions that I can't explain, can I ask you for advice?"

The students asked questions humbly, and the teacher had no reason to refuse. Tom forced a perfect smile: "Of course, it is my duty to answer your questions."

Soon, Tom regretted it...

Well said math class!Why did it become like this——

"Teacher, why do human beings always want to go to prosperous places?"

"This one……"

"Teacher, why do we regard mating behavior as an obligation to reproduce offspring, but humans regard it as entertainment?"

"I……"

"Teacher, why..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Tom yelled four times to stop, looking at Tops who was still expressionless, a mouthful of old blood choked in his heart.

"What's the matter, teacher?" Tops tilted his head slightly, and with that paralyzed face, he looked a bit cute, but what he said was not so cute, "Could it be that the teacher can't argue Are these questions?"

"Of course not! How is it possible!" Tom replied very quickly, the majesty of the teacher cannot be lost!

"Tops, you have so many questions, so I need to think about it, and I can't answer you right away, otherwise, let's take the arithmetic class first, okay?" Tom tried hard to get the crooked arithmetic class back on track.

In the end, the little facial paralyzed actually grinned slightly: "The teacher can't argue these issues, so just say it straight, Tops won't laugh at you."

nonsense!You are laughing right now!

"Who said that!" Tom held the majesty of the teacher, but in his heart he wanted to beat the brat who made a mockery.

Jerry, who was on the side, heard the whole story from the beginning to the end. At this time, he finally laughed enough and untied Tom: "I can prove your point, Topps."

Both Topps and Tom's attention were attracted by Jerry's words.

"But you failed to prove my question just now." Tops put away his mocking smile and said calmly.

"Do you think that one failed argument means that he has lost the ability to solve problems?" Jerry retorted.

"Of course not, please tell me, teacher." Since he is going to help me solve the problem, then he is my teacher, Tops thinks so.

Tom felt very aggrieved when he heard the "teacher", but he couldn't refute it, so he could only be a quiet crowd.

But Jerry was relieved physically and mentally after being called "teacher", and the smile on his face became much more sincere.

Jerry began to explain the first question: "Humans want to go to prosperous places because of their yearning for those places, or the yearning for progress."

"Why do they have this longing?" Tops seemed to be aroused, and asked.

"Because their instinct is to keep chasing something that will make them better."

……

The cat and the mouse chatted very happily. Tom was obviously a genuine teacher, but he listened to it all afternoon, and he still listened with gusto!

Later, Topps admired Jerry so much: "Teacher, you are really a learned mouse."

Jerry also had a great time talking, and reciprocated: "Tops is also a studious kitten."

Tom squatting aside: ...

"Ding-ding-ding--" The two shoe wives rang the triangle, and the get out of class was over.

Tops was still a little unsatisfied: "Mr. Jerry, can I come to you to discuss with you next time I have questions?"

"Of course." It seems that Jerry is the teacher of "High IQ Pet Tutorial Class".

When the friend of Mrs. Two Shoes was about to pick up Tops, Tom stopped Tops: "Tops, after you go back, your master asked you to do simple arithmetic. Can you do it?"

Although Tops still couldn't see any expression, he was very confident in what he said: "Yes."

Tom breathed a sigh of relief, it's fine, the first student don't smash the signboard of his cram school!

After sending Tops away, Tom lay back on the cushion, but Jerry came to him.

"What?" Tom asked angrily.

"I lectured all afternoon for your cram school, and you treat me like this?" Jerry pretended to be very unhappy.

When Jerry mentioned this, Tom couldn't help feeling guilty. After all, he took advantage of Jerry.

When he spoke again, his confidence was much weaker: "What are you going to do?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he felt that something was wrong, but what was wrong, Tom couldn't tell.

It was Jerry who laughed: "I'm kind, don't want anything else, you have to give me a blessing kiss, right?"

So that's it, Tom felt for the first time that Jerry was a kind mouse.

He didn't hold back, he happily held Jerry in the palm of his hand, and kissed him on the cheek.

He had secretly kissed Tom so many times before, and this time it was finally his turn to kiss himself. Jerry was so happy that he wanted to go to heaven, but he still whispered: "It's so refreshing, I knew he would marry me."

But now that they have kissed each other, marriage must not be far away!

The author has something to say: In fact, it is still far away from getting married, hehe

These questions and explanations are nonsense, don't take it seriously~