[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

After Mrs. Two Shoes came back, she was really sad for several days when she learned that Lightning had gone.

So she grabbed Tom and sucked hard, hugged Tyke and jerked hard, and Canary sang to her all day long, so it took several days for her to recover.

However, on this day, Mrs. Two Shoes came back from a visit to a friend. When she opened the door, her voice was unusually high: "I'm back——"

She appeared to be in a good mood, but Tom bounced from the soft cushion from liquid to solid.

Something is wrong!I was so sad when I went out in the morning, why are you so happy now?

There must be another bad cat coming to compete with him!

With a sense of crisis like a queen in the palace, Tom rushed out at once, and Jerry poked his head out of the hole curiously.

Mrs. Two Shoes squatted down and hugged Tom full of arms: "Oh Tom, why are you so enthusiastic today?"

Tom huddled in the arms of the two shoe wives, rubbing them obediently, while vigilantly checking for any suspicious cats.

... Then, a pure white kitten with a dark blue bow around its neck gracefully walked out from behind the feet of the two shoe ladies, and gave a soft "meow".

"Ah, I almost forgot about you, little one!" Mrs. Two Shoes quickly put Tom down, hugged the kitten in her arms and stroked it gently, and introduced to Tom, "Tom, this is Tudogalo, He will stay at our house all afternoon today, you should get along well!"

Where is Tom?

He held his breath as early as the first time he saw Tudogalo—he had never seen such a beautiful and elegant female cat.

(In fact, it was the first female cat he'd ever seen.)

While seeing Tudogalo, the feeling of strangeness kept hitting him.

He felt that the heart didn't seem to be his own anymore, it was pounding violently in his chest, and the blood in his whole body was so surging that the blood vessels were aching.

All kinds of noisy voices whizzed past his ears, but his heart was as hot as a volcano about to erupt, but his body was too stiff to move because of this first meeting.

His heart was churning with hot magma, and a word slowly emerged from it, which was - "Love at first sight".

He fell in love with this beautiful cat at first sight.

The word that made the cat's heart beat so fast that Tom was almost intoxicated.

He dazedly followed Mrs. Two Shoes into the house, and the tail behind his ass was almost shaking like a flower like Tek.

When Jerry saw that Tom's eyeballs were about to stick to Tudagollo's body, he knew something was wrong.

Mrs. Two Shoes put Tudagello on the sofa, stroked her head, and said to Tom, "Come and say hello to your new friend!"

Tom was so nervous that his paws shook as if he had stepped on a switch, and he almost couldn't get on the sofa.

"Hi, Tudougallo." In order to hide his nervousness, Tom had to speak as little as possible and sat far away from Tudougallo.

Tudor Gallo licked his paw gracefully: "Hello, this..."

"Tom." Only then did Tom realize that he hadn't introduced himself, and suddenly panicked, so he had to bite the bullet and say his name.

"Mr. Tom is really a steady gentleman." Tudogalo did not know where to come to this conclusion, which made Tom ecstatic.

She, she is praising me!

Before Tom could recover, Tudogalo continued: "But...Mr. Tom. Why are you sitting so far away?" When Tudogalo said this, his emerald green eyes looked at him suspiciously. Tom.

She, she is looking at me!

Tom swallowed vaguely, wiped the sweat from his paws on the sofa vaguely, and then said, "No, I..."

Then Tom was interrupted by a scream from Mrs. Two Shoes: "Tom—there's a mouse—"

Although it was a pity, but in order not to accidentally make a fool of himself in front of the cat because of his nervousness, Tom rushed over heroically immediately!

Maybe she will be attracted to me when she sees my heroic figure of catching mice!

Tom thought secretly.

It never occurred to him whether he could catch Jerry.

Here, Jerry hid in the corner and watched Tom's youthful reaction secretly, and saw that Tom had fallen in love with Tudagello. He was so jealous that he wanted to bite his handkerchief!

He played with this stupid cat for so long without getting a friendly look from him, and now out of nowhere, a slightly prettier she-cat can take Tom's soul away.

He hates it!

So he jumped out resolutely, scratching his head in front of the two shoes ladies, and as expected, the two shoes ladies screamed.

He was a little surprised that Tom rushed over immediately after receiving the call, but he still reacted very quickly to avoid the broom attack of Mrs. Two Shoes and Tom's culling.

He made sure to run to a place where Mrs. Two Shoes and Tudogalo would not hear them talking. He quickly jumped onto the piano at Mrs. Two Shoes' house, and gave a pause to Tom who was chasing after him. With a gesture, Tom hurriedly stopped and fell on the piano chair.

Jerry made a "shush" gesture, let Tom come over, and whispered in his ear, "Hey, I can see, you like that lovely lady, don't you?" Jerry smiled falsely, Almost gritted his teeth and said the latter sentence.

Tom blushed like all girls who are in a crush and can't help themselves: "How do you know?"

Jerry gritted his back teeth hard, and smiled gently: "At first glance, you are an idiot who has never been in a relationship."

Although this sentence was fascinating, Tom didn't notice it, and asked eagerly: "So can you make her like me?"

Jerry is going to grind his teeth out!

"Of course I do." After sorting out his emotions, Jerry regained his MLM smile, "You know? Ladies like talented lovers."

"Brilliant?" Tom repeated doubtfully.

Jerry bounced on the piano: "This, isn't it?"

God Tom is good at everything except catching mice, playing the piano is of course not a problem.

At this time, he was "inspired" by Jerry, and suddenly realized!

He forgot that he was catching mice, and sat on a chair and played the piano!

The melodious sound of the piano floated in the house, Canary in the birdcage flew on the swing, and sang in harmony while swinging. Jerry was lying on the piano and commanding with an intoxicated face, which was harmonious.

...but the face of the lady with two shoes behind her is not very good.

Since Tom turned his back to Mrs. Shoe and Tudogalo, he couldn't see their expressions, so he could only ask Jerry, "How does my cat react?"

Love the cat... Jerry spat out blood silently, and looked at Tudogallo on the sofa behind Tom—her beautiful cat face still had a reserved expression, but there was a little more in the emerald green cat pupils. very cold.

Jerry made a "V" in his heart, and casually said, "She gave you a charming smile~"

Tom listened and played harder.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Two Shoes interrupted Tom's performance: "Tom—I told you to catch mice! I didn't ask you to play the piano—"

Only then did Tom come to his senses, he was tricked again!

He looked at Jerry angrily, and Jerry spread his hands, backed away and comforted him: "Don't be angry with Tom, I'm teaching you how to please the cat you love."

Tom glanced back subconsciously and saw Tudogalo, and Tudogalo also noticed that Tom was looking at him.

Tudogalo raised his head proudly and asked, "Mr. Tom, do you need my help?"

Without waiting for Tom to answer, he added: "In distraction while catching mice, Mr. Tom is a bit..." He paused, as if to choose his words, "...beyond my expectations. So , I’ll still help you.”

As he said that, Tudogalo lightly jumped off the sofa and rushed towards them.

Although it is "rushing", Tudogalo has a very elegant taste, and Tom can't help but stare dumbfounded.

Mrs. Two Shoes exclaimed, "Little darling, what are you doing?"

Tudogalo didn't look back, and kept walking: "Meow—" to catch the mouse.

OK, so cool!The heart beats so fast!

Tom is attracted by such a cat lover who is full of coolness and elegance and charm.

It stands to reason that the seemingly non-aggressive Tudogalo would not be able to arouse Jerry's fear, but he just felt this way, so Jerry chose to trust his instincts, turned around and ran away like a whirlwind.

Tudogalo is chasing after him, and Tom is chasing after Tudorgalo. The relationship between the two cats and one mouse is very chaotic.

Tudor Gallo is a small one, and he runs very fast. Every time he almost catches Jerry, Jerry breaks out in a cold sweat and wonders to himself: Although he can't outrun the Lightning Cat, he is still close Not much, why is this little female cat running so fast?

Tom, who was chasing after him, also had a question on his head: Although the cat in my heart is super awesome and cool, it is certain, but this is running too fast, right?The male cat has a better physique than the female cat, but he can't catch up with her?

Their questions were answered when Jerry jumped onto the ceiling shelf.

Although Tudogalo is light and compact, and his speed and agility are his advantages, his strength is much smaller in comparison.

He followed Jerry and jumped onto the shelf, but his claws could not hold him, and he fell on his back on the soft sofa, with his feet in the air.

At that moment, the expressions of Tom and Jerry are ⊙o⊙

Because - under the crotch of Tudogalo, it is the balls that only male cats have!

Bigger than Tom's own!

It is completely incompatible with Tudor Gallo's petite body and noble and reserved temperament!

Tom had a disillusioned cat face, and he didn't care about catching mice anymore. He stopped Tudogalo who got up and wanted to continue chasing Jerry, and asked tremblingly like a dying cat, "You...are you a male?" of?"

Tudor Gallo was slightly puzzled: "Don't you know? Mr. Tom?"

Tom is going to crack!

The cat's first love is a male cat!

But in the blink of an eye, looking at the pure white, petite Tudor Gallo with a blue bow tie, a bold idea sprouted in Tom's mind-it seems that as long as it is cute, it doesn't matter if it's a male cat?

... A door to a new world opened slowly in front of Tom.

Knowing that the other party is a male cat, Tom is not so restrained. He didn't think about anything else, and he came up with enthusiasm, and blurted out what he wanted to say: "I like you, Tudogalo."

... Listening to the green light shining on Jerry's head in the corner.

Tudogalo raised his eyebrows in shock: "Mr. Tom, I'm a male cat."

"It's okay!" Tom Cat's face was full of determination.

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Tudor Gallo shook his head, "I mean, what I like is a cute female cat. Mr. Tom... doesn't meet my mate selection requirements."

Maosheng's first confession was rejected!

Tom was so sad that he cried "Wow!"

Tudogalo and Mrs. Two Shoes rushed to comfort. Although Jerry also wanted to comfort Tom, but in this situation...he didn't know whether to cry or laugh. It's interracial love...

When I think about it this way, I feel so sad!

Jerry covered his eyes and cried "Wow!"

The road to chasing a wife is long, and there is a long way to go!

The author has something to say: Well, it is basically certain that Jerry is attacking