[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

After taking a class in the "High IQ Pet Tutoring Class", Topps can count 1-1=0 when he returns home!

This made the friends of Mrs. Two Shoes almost cry with joy!

As a result, more people signed up for Tom's cram school.

This time, it was three kittens.The three kittens have their own characteristics, but what they have in common is that they are all cute.

The yellow kitten is called Falaf, the orange kitten is called Puff, and the black kitten is called Matsuo.

Tom is very fond of these three kittens, which is a bit similar to the love of adults for children in the first and second grades of elementary school.

Because he always thinks of Lightning when he sees Puff, they are all orange, and Puff is like the childhood version of Lightning.

But what about Lightning's life as a stray cat?

Missing him, Tom lay on the ground and scratched it with his hind paws, and said "meow" to the three kittens lying on the sofa.

Went in for class.

The three kittens were so well-behaved that they followed Tom to their "classroom".

Meanwhile, Jerry in the corner continued to listen with interest to the conversation between Mrs. Two Shoes and her friend.

Walking into the classroom and closing the door, Tom put on his doctor's cap, pretended to be pulling the tie that the wife of the two shoes made for him, and tapped on the blackboard a few times with the pointer: "Class is over, class is over! Sit down obediently!"

To Tom's surprise, the three kittens changed their obedient appearance in front of the two shoe wives just now, took Mr. Tom's words as deaf ears, and started chasing and fighting unscrupulously in the classroom.

Teacher Tom, who was ignored, was very angry. He cleared his throat and knocked harder on the blackboard: "Hurry up and sit down! We are going to class!" The pity and love for the three little guys at the beginning faded in my heart.

Tom spoke so loudly that the three kittens stopped and looked at him together.

Tom was overjoyed, thinking that they were finally willing to listen to him.

Unexpectedly, Falaf frowned: "You are so noisy!"

Puff picked out the cat's ears: "My ears are hurt by you, it's so annoying!"

Matsuo showed his new fangs to Tom with a displeased face: "If you quarrel again, I will bite you!"

Tom was stunned by these three little guys who could be said to be fierce!

Are all the kids these days so skinny?

Jerry entered the classroom at some point, and when he saw Tom's predicament, he gloated and "tsk tsk" twice.

Tom was already annoyed, but Jerry gave him a "tsk" and asked him with his chest in his arms, "What? What's your opinion?"

Jerry is used to his yin and yang eccentricity, but actually gave Tom a suggestion: "To deal with misbehaving children, sometimes you need some special methods."

"Oh?" Tom raised his eyebrows with interest, "Like?"

Jerry winked at him: "Like..."

As expected of an old man who has been together for many years, Tom is blessed in an instant!

He showed his well-developed fangs to the three little guys, and said in a vicious voice, "Go back to your seat and sit down, you three little bastards! Do you want to taste my fangs?"

Not to mention, Tom's appearance made Jerry tremble, and Jerry stroked his chest secretly.

Alas, as expected, racial repression still needs to get used to it.

But these three little devils were indifferent to Tom's threat, and even laughed shamelessly!

"What's so funny? Huh?" Tom was a little annoyed by their reaction. The fangs belonging to a well-developed male cat were shining white under the light, and looked very sharp.

However, this little deterrence is not enough to make the three cats who are not afraid of anything fear nothing.

Puff, who looked like the childhood version of Lightning, asked with a little mockery: "Mr. Tom, are you threatening us?"

Matsuo let out a "puchi" laugh: "Teacher Tom, have you ever thought about the consequences of you hurting us?"

Falaf scratched his wet nose and smiled like a little devil: "Mr. Tom, will Mrs. Two Shoes think you are an aggressive tom cat and send you away?"

These words dealt Tom the final blow, and made him draw back his sharp teeth involuntarily.

I can't stand it anymore, what should I do if the number of stages of the brat is too high!

At the critical moment, Jerry stepped forward again!

"Then it shouldn't be a big deal if a mouse makes you suffer?"

This sentence seemed to hit the point of laughter of these three little bastards accurately and ruthlessly, making them laugh so hard that they almost fell to the ground!

"Hahaha, what did I hear?"

"A mouse, actually brazenly wants us to suffer!"

"Killing me……"

For these ridicules, Jerry just snorted coldly and blew a loud whistle.

One after another, the delicate dog barks sounded, gradually approaching from far away.

The cats who were still invincible just now felt as if they were collectively pressed the pause button when the dog barking sounded. The expressions on their faces were frozen in ridicule, and then slowly turned into fear.

"God, oh my god, then...that's a dog, right?" Flav swallowed hard.

As soon as the words fell, Tike ran in while screaming and having fun.

The three cubs huddled together in fear and screamed in fear at the same time!

"That, that is really a dog!"

"Don't come here! Mom!"

Jerry whistled again, and Tek ran to him.

"Quiet and quiet, babies!" He made a gesture of "shh", coupled with a demonstrative grunt from Tek's throat, the three little guys who were so frightened that they were crying were finally able to calm down a little.

"Now, sit down obediently and go to class obediently. If any good boy behaves well..." Jerry said as he took out something from behind, which was a small coin, "...I'll give him this."

When Jerry took out the coin, the eyes of the three little guys lit up.

Puff even shouted frantically: "It's coins!"

"That's right, it's a coin." Jerry shook the small coin. "You guys go to class well, and I'll give you coins. If you have to make trouble... you can only let this cute little coin beside me The dog is here to invite, treat, you, guys." The last few words Jerry deliberately bit very hard.

"You are simply a demon!" Songfu said the feelings of Puff and Flav.

Jerry shrugged indifferently: "How can I control you little bastards without being a demon?"

Tom who was on the side was almost stunned by Jerry's flamboyant operation!

Under the influence of a big stick and a sweet date, the three kittens returned to their cute appearance when they first arrived, and the class went very smoothly.

After seeing off three kittens and two Mrs. Shoe friends, Tom asked Jerry, "How did you know those three little bastards were afraid of dogs and liked coins?"

Jerry glanced at him proudly: "I heard it from the conversation between Mrs. Two Shoes and her best friend."

*****

"These three kittens are so cute!"

"Is that right? They are still triplets! They have telepathy!" The friend showed off triumphantly.

"It's really strange!" The two shoe wives exclaimed in unison.

"I tell you, they even fear the same things and like things!"

"Really? Then what are they afraid of?"

"you guess!"

"Oh? Are you afraid of suffering? My Tom is most afraid of suffering!"

Jerry in the corner laughed unkindly, but he couldn't refute it!

"No, they are most afraid of dogs! Because Xiao Songfu was hurt by a puppy when he was a child, he had a serious shadow on the puppy. Even his two brothers are afraid of dogs because of telepathy!"

"What a pity!" Mrs. Two Shoes showed a look of pity between her brows. "Looks like I'm going to let Spike and Tek hide away first, so as not to frighten the three poor babies!"

"You are really thoughtful! By the way, guess what is their favorite thing?"

"What is it? Is it dried fish? But Tom's favorite is my pie, and he can always eat it clean!" Mrs. Two Shoes kept talking to Tom.

"Tom has such a good appetite, no wonder he looks so smooth!" The friend's compliment made Mrs. Two Shoes very happy.

"But the three in our family like coins!"

"Really? Three little money fans?"

"Yes, it's all because their male master has been teasing them with coins since they were little."

"Hahahahaha, this is really interesting!"

……

*****

"So that's how it is." Tom suddenly realized, and after a while, he said to Jerry with some embarrassment: "Thank you this time!"

Jerry accepted Tom's thanks reservedly, and then asked slyly: "Is that all? Verbal thanks are of no use to me."

Tom lifted Jerry up in his arms generously, and kissed him hard on the face, and there was a very loud "baji"!

Jerry was so happy that he almost turned into fireworks exploding in the sky, but he still managed to control his smile: "Is that the only way?"

"What else?" After all, Jerry helped himself, so Tom remained rarely patient with him.

Jerry hesitated for a while, but still said, "Can you...can you marry me?"

This sentence seemed to hit Tom's laughing point accurately and ruthlessly!

"Hahahaha, are you kidding me? A male cat, and a male mouse!" Tom laughed until tears came out.

Jerry sighed, now is not the time, too impatient.

Then he laughed wildly in line with Tom's "hahahaha": "I'm just teasing you! Isn't it funny?"

"Okay, funny...hahahaha!" Tom laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and replied intermittently.

The author has something to say: I feel sorry for Jerry

The last bit of vitality left after the midterm exam was used to code this chapter...

Now it is, completely empty...