Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

In the world of news reports in hell, compared to the cold and aloof Ghost Lamp Assistant Officer, the smooth and quick-tempered Bai Ze is actually the darling of magazine articles—only for lace news.What about "Brilliant! The mythical beast Bai Ze actually has such a relationship with the popular idol!" "Bai Ze appeared in the nightclub, who is his new love?" Gossip, appearing in "Santuchuan Weekly" every three to five times, almost wiped out the aesthetic fatigue of the hell ghosts.

What?Bai Ze cheating on his new girlfriend?What's so strange about this!This divine beast is so frivolous, if he hadn't cheated, the red sun would have come out from the west!

Therefore, in the vast gossip news, Daiyu's content and style of report is so unique, it makes readers fall into the eye: a few words predict the development direction of Chinese prescription research, and I am developing it for myself. I advertised a hair tonic at the stage; as the person in charge of the border trade zone, I looked forward to the prospect of further friendly cooperation between China and Japan from an international perspective——as a leader who is too serious to be serious, with pictures It was Bai Ze standing by the side of the ebony medicine cabinet, with warm eyebrows, a coin hanging from a red thread beside his ear, and two fluffy white rabbits with medicine scarves on their heads lying at his feet, holding bright green herbs in one paw, Only holding a pounding pestle—he has the air of a master, just like the prodigal son in the weekly gossip magazine who is either drunk or hooked up with different women.

Naturally, this photo that almost transformed Bai Ze was made by Xie Sheng.And this article, which is very different from Bai Ze's daily painting style, was also edited by Dai Yu.In fact, because of Bai Zejun's lack of formality, even Daiyu's control, the interview process once deviated from the painting style.

"Master Bai Ze, as a well-known medical expert in China and Japan, has brought countless benefits to the people, immortals and ghosts of the two countries. I don't know what motivates you to study pharmacology for thousands of years?"

"Ah, don't you have to play with girls every day, even if it is a beast, you will lose your energy after a long time. So I researched the prescriptions to nourish myself, and in the process of research, I accidentally came up with many other things. Isn’t it reasonable for the by-products to come out?”

Co-author, the driving force and source of your old study of medicine is to prescribe some kind of unspeakable spring medicinal materials for yourself?She Sheng looked sideways, and Daiyu's eyebrows trembled.If it weren't for the concern that this was a formal interview, the two of them would have complained a lot about this strange beast, but unfortunately they could only slander with hatred.

"Before I came here, I read the official records. Although Taoyuan Township is the private property of Mr. Bai Ze, it has been the border trade area between China and Japan since ancient times. In the past, most of the people who were in charge of the border trade were dignified such as Zhuwu and Xiezhi. A brave beast. It was not until the last 800 years that it was replaced by Lord Bai Ze with a gentle and sophisticated temperament. I don’t know what is the reason for such a change?”

"Isn't it because of the Queen Mother of the West!" Bai Ze raised the case, with a look of grief and indignation, "Isn't it because she confessed to the three Kunlun Jade Bird female historians under her seat at the same time? She became furious, kicked me out of Kunlun Mountain, and called all Representative Fang, held a voting meeting on the issue of the assignment of the next stage of the divine beast Bai Ze."

"Perhaps...the Queen Mother of the West valued Master Bai Ze's erudition and harmony, and he is a talent who is very suitable for communicating with foreign countries, so..." Daiyu struggled to find a reason.

"If that's the case, why would she just invite a bunch of men to vote at the conference?" Bai Ze groaned and thumped the table three times. Fathers and brothers, and many children and grandchildren of ex-girlfriends. At that moment, I already knew my end."

We also know your ending.Didn't Daiyu and Shesheng slander each other because they were kicked to the frontier?

"However," Bai Ze sat down again, lowered his head, raised his head again, with a bright smile on his face, "When we reach the border, as the leader of all monsters, no one above can control me. I can play however I want, Isn't this much more fun than before? And Japanese girls are also very cute!"

See, harming neighbors also brings happiness!Daiyu was speechless for a moment, then adjusted her mentality and asked curiously: "Life in the sea of ​​thousands of flowers is also very busy, has Mr. Bai Ze not thought about settling down with a regular partner?"

Bai Ze waved his hands like a gust of wind: "Facing the same face every day, not being able to interact with other girls, joking, or even looking at it more is a problem. Thinking about it, such a life is horrific! Qilin, Suzaku They all have their own wives, but Qilin's face is so vicissitudes that it is unbearable to look at; Suzaku looks young, but it is a pity that the family property is under control, and there is only a pitiful pocket money to receive every month, and she still pretends to be a child at a very old age To cheat public welfare. Looking at the miserable lives of these married men, I know that the phrase 'marriage is the grave of love' is by no means empty words, and I still have a good life to enjoy, so I don't want to go to the grave early!"

Qilin and Suzaku are all extraordinary beasts in Chinese civilization.It was the first time Daiyu heard that they were all married, so she couldn't help asking: "Is the wife of Qilin and Suzaku also a divine beast?"

"Yes. Mrs. Qilin is also a unicorn, and Mrs. Suzaku is also a Suzaku. They look alike to my husband. Divine beasts are born as twins!" Bai Ze laughed.Looking at his bright smiling face, Daiyu suddenly realized something: "Baize, the chief of all demons, is also a divine beast, so the other Bai Ze is..."

"I don't know either. Ever since I was born in this world, I have never heard of another Bai Ze." Bai Ze spread his hands, talking about the destined A friend who accompanied him through the boundless eternity but never heard from him.

"But it doesn't matter. If someone controls you, how can you live as freely as you do now?" He said indifferently.

"May I ask, when was Master Bai Ze born?" Daiyu asked after a pause.

"I don't remember clearly, probably... it was the Cretaceous period? At that time, there were many tall dinosaurs walking around." Bai Ze shrugged, "However, apart from hell, only museums in the present world can see a few dinosaurs." The sub-skeleton is gone."

Yes, his contemporaries have long been extinct, and then mammals evolved rapidly. After transgressions, regressions, and glacial invasions, the first ape stumbled and stood upright in the jungle. up.Human beings who claim to be the primates of all things, in the eyes of the ancient beasts, the history of the entire race is nothing but immature babies lying in swaddling clothes.

The leader of all monsters in front of him has a young appearance and an ancient soul.Daiyu has never seen a life that can interpret the "vicissitudes of life" to the extreme.

Thoughts suddenly turned back to many years ago, a young girl was walking in an empty corridor with a doll in her arms. She passed a door, pushed it open, and asked timidly, "Hello, is anyone there?"

Passing by a door, pushed open: "Hello, is anyone there?"

"Hello, is anyone there?"

Is anyone here?Even if it's just to say a word with me...

The lonely ice sealed in the bottom of her heart expanded for a moment, as if it was about to cover the whole heart. Daiyu held back the sudden bitterness that was hard to resist. This endurance was not very successful, because she unconsciously fainted. The corners of his eyes were red, and he sighed faintly: "How lonely this is..."

The author has something to say: Bai Ze is a philanderer! (Automatic brain filling of Zhao Lirong's accent)

Daiyu is very lonely.