Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

Taoyuan Township, located in the trading place between China and Japan in the kingdom of heaven, is a place similar to the ancient negotiating field.Peach trees are planted all over the interior, and the flowering seasons are different, so good flowers bloom all year round, and the fruit fragrance is wafting all year round.Walking in it, the sweet fragrance of flowers and fruits fills the teeth and cheeks, and the mellow and clear beauty is really rare, so it is no wonder that it was selected as one of the "Top [-] Wonderful Sceneries in the Other World".

And the owner of Taoyuan Township is the frivolous divine beast Bai Ze who speaks weird Chinese and fluent Japanese.

Daiyu went for the exclusive interview.On the night of the Yulan Basin, she was attacked by a water ghost. She didn't realize it at the time, but she found out afterwards that she had heart palpitations, shortness of breath, and cold hands and feet.The doctor in Hell suggested that she go to Taoyuan Township to see Bai Ze: "Miss Lin, I have been out of the field of knowledge of living people for a long time. It won’t cause other illnesses. The divine beast Bai Ze is the highest authority in the field of Chinese prescriptions. If you look at it from him, it will definitely be cured soon. Besides..."

The doctor hesitated to speak, but Daiyu knew what he wanted to say—besides, if such a beautiful girl came for consultation, Bai Ze would be so happy that he would do his best to treat her.

Because of this, Daiyu was afraid.In the past few years as a reporter, she has gone through wind and rain, and even been to the battlefield many times. What kind of battle has she never seen?But only those who are frivolous, lustful, and playful, make her shun her most.This kind of person is the most unintentional, but also the most hurtful.Even the most personable and respectful of women who just can't be devoted.

Growing up with her childhood sweetheart, her second cousin, whose real name is Jia Jue, and nicknamed Baoyu, Daiyu knows the face and heart of this kind of person too well.

But it was also at this time that the editor-in-chief sent her the task of interviewing Bai Ze: "The divine beast Bai Ze is a big man who is difficult to interview, but if Daiyu goes, it shouldn't be a problem. The reporting department has interviewed Hell All the big shots, but the kingdom of heaven has not been included in the report field so far, although there is nothing to be proud of, but we can't always be taken advantage of by the paparazzi reporters in the weekly department! So please, Daiyu, please dig out some big news from that divine beast!"

The superior is ordered, even if she doesn’t want to go, Daiyu has to bite the bullet and go—forgot to mention that after the Yulan Basin Festival, Daiyu made a large-scale report on the "Ulan Basin Festival" in spite of her illness , very popular with readers of Hell.Because of her outstanding performance and ability, she was decisively promoted by the editor-in-chief from the Gossip Weekly Department to the Reporting Department.And as her queen photojournalist, thanks to Daiyu's blessing, Shesheng was also promoted to the reporting department.From the cleaner of Yan Mo Hall to the photojournalist of "Santuchuan", and then from the reporter of the weekly department to the reporting department, the shameful label of "nepotism" is firmly attached to Xie Sheng's forehead .The black air pressure on the latter's body lasted for half a month, making cats who came and went in the reporting department have to detour when they met, which was simply miserable.

Since it was an interview, Daiyu went, and Shesheng, as her photojournalist, naturally had to carry a camera with her.Along the way, he sneezed countless times in the rain of peach blossoms, and when the signboard of the Blissful Full Moon appeared in his sight, the tip of his nose and eyes were red.

"No wonder I heard the magpies outside the window screaming non-stop this morning. It turns out that Daiyu is coming to our store. It's a great honor!" As soon as he met Daiyu, Bai Ze's eyes lit up, "I didn't think of it before. After I got home, I looked at the magazine—it turned out that Daiyu was the author of the article on the selection of the top ten attractive men." He leaned against the counter with his chin in his hands, his eyes were as moist as peach blossoms with rain, "Welcome to my Rabbit Hanfang Bliss Full Moon, would you like a cup of Polygonatum odoratum tea? It can nourish the yin and beautify the face!"

Daiyu thanked her, and asked embarrassingly, "Before then, can I put on a mask for my partner, Mr. Yinzhen? His sense of smell is too sharp, and he was troubled a lot during the flower fragrance bath in Taoyuan Township."

Shesheng entered the door after Daiyu, so when Bai Zehou and Daiyu saw him just now, the aura that was originally swaying like a peacock with its tail spread could not help but restrain most of it.Although Bai Ze is a bit of a fickle beast, there is one bottom line that he will never cross - that is, he will never lay hands on a woman who has a master.When he met Daiyu for the first time at the Yu Lan Basin Festival, he was immediately amazed, but after finding out that she was walking with Xie Sheng, he was shocked to give up the idea of ​​pursuing her.It was one of his most regrettable things that Daiyu was famous and beautiful—until he clearly heard Daiyu say the word "partner".

The self-contained peacock temperament suddenly burst into full bloom, Bai Ze said with a smile: "Of course, I recommend Mr. Yin Yu to wear this dust mask, which not only provides tight protection, but also has a light herbal fragrance. , can soothe your irritated nasal cavity." Then he asked his assistant Momotaro to bring a black mask, "Xie Hui, seven hundred yen."

The calm yet cool pure black suits Xie Sheng's aesthetics, but after opening it, the rabbit head pattern on it, which is more graphics-like, made his expression crack for a second.But considering the terrifying peach blossom formation outside, he gritted his teeth, paid for it, and put it on again, his eyes were so sharp that he wanted to kill someone: "We should talk about business."

After being reminded by him, Daiyu turned back to the purpose of this trip: "Mr. Bai Ze, at the Yulan Basin last time, you promised to accept an exclusive interview with our "Santuchuan Report"..." Halfway through speaking, she Interrupted by Bai Ze shaking his arm: "Of course, of course, how dare you forget the promise you made to the girl? But compared to this, I think another matter needs to be resolved first."

Daiyu frowned secretly: "I don't know what Lord Bai Ze is referring to?"

Bai Ze took out the pulse pillow and shook three fingers: "Of course it is to treat Daiyu's illness! Come on, stretch out your right hand, Daiyu."

Daiyu paused, stretched out her right hand, and gently rested it on the pulse pillow.After finishing with the right hand, switch to the left hand again. After finishing with the left hand, look at the tip of the tongue again.The most common look, smell and question is made by Bai Ze, and there is always a bright and provocative feeling.Not only Daiyu, who was being teased, was very uncomfortable, but Xie Sheng, who was standing behind the camera, also felt that it was quite an eyesore.Fortunately, Bai Ze only understands beasts. Before Daiyu got angry, he ended the consultation sensibly: "It's not a big problem to have a poor heart pulse caused by the evil cold entering the body. Sorry, I need to make up for it—Momotaro, can you bring me the golden elixir I made?"

Jindan?Daiyu and Shesheng looked at each other, almost thinking they had heard wrong.

Golden elixir, the magic elixir that Taoism can collect and the essence of the sun and the moon, blended with lead, mercury, dragon and tiger, has just been refined.Because of its miraculous effect, Golden Elixir also has another name - elixir.For Daiyu, Jindan is like a legendary existence, how can she afford it?As far as Yu Shengsheng is concerned, although the golden elixir is not a vague and invisible legend, because as far as he knows, there are quite a few old Taoist priests in Xuanzong who have the ability to refine the golden elixir, but this thing When has it been reduced to a common product that needs to be used to cure heart palpitations and physical weakness?

The things were fetched quickly, and the bright and bright pill was lying in the jade box, like a bright and bright star, one could tell it was a fairy product at a glance.For beautiful girls, Bai Ze never meant to be fooled, he said they were golden pills, and he would never adulterate them.

Because of this, Daiyu felt even more embarrassed. She considered it and said tactfully: "It's too precious. I'm just a small reporter, so I'm afraid I can't afford it."

Bai Ze smiled leisurely: "This is a gift, not a sale."

"Then it's even more unacceptable." Daiyu frowned, "You will not be rewarded for your merits, Mr. Bai Ze."

"Then stay tonight and have dinner with me?" Bai Ze took the opportunity to make a request.

With a flash of lightning in his pupils, Xie Sheng glared at Bai Ze, feeling that this gentleman's face was really annoying to death.Daiyu also felt embarrassed, especially when she was stared at by Sheng Sheng who was standing behind the camera. The embarrassment was magnified from five points to ten points, and she said solemnly: "Lord Bai Ze, as a woman, I must make one point, I am celibate. As a patient, I also need treatment that I can afford. And as a reporter, I would like to remind you, is it time to start the interview?"

The smile on Bai Ze's face froze.After a while, he slowly deflated like a punctured balloon. "What, such a beautiful and lovely girl, how could she be a celibate?" He turned back and went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out and closed drawers one by one, grabbed a few herbs, and handed them to the medicine cabinet. Rabbit on the counter.The latter shrugged his nose, and quickly jumped off the counter with the medicine bag in his arms.

"Daiyu, the pharmacist will be able to prepare the medicine you need very quickly. Take it back and decoct the medicine slowly, one pair of two decoctions, and take it after meals in the morning and evening. After a course of treatment, you can recover. Give me two thousand yen. Good." Bai Ze said listlessly.

Two thousand yen, if converted into Chinese currency, is only more than 120 yuan, and the price is very conscientious.Seeing that he was no longer obsessed with giving away the golden elixir, Daiyu breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to pay, but he added: "Golden elixir, please accept it."

Daiyu's heart rose again.

"After all, I am the leader of all monsters. The things I brought out were rejected by people. If the news spread, where would I put my face as a beast? If the ghost lamp heard about it, I would definitely be ridiculed for thousands of years!" Bai Bai Ze wailed, "How do you say that sentence? 'All beings are equal!'" He recited these four words in Chinese, and leaned down on the counter in frustration, "Not only humans, but also gods and beasts want face!"

She Sheng sneered, not sure if it was because of his horribly stiff native accent, or because of the content of his words.Bai Ze didn't care about his disrespectful attitude towards Master Shen Beast, so he said miserably: "If Daiyu thinks it's strange, just treat it as a red envelope that I hired you to do an exclusive interview! Daji praised me before, your article After the article was published, the turnover of her store has increased a lot, which is really remarkable."

Daiyu smiled helplessly: "Master Bai Ze's Chinese prescription has almost monopolized the medical industry in Hell, Japan. Are you afraid that the business will be stagnant?"

Bai Ze raised his paws like a beckoning cat: "Money is like running water. Of course, the more the better, the better. Of course, the most important thing is that it would be the best to attract more beautiful girls to come to see the doctor! For this A bright future, not to mention a golden elixir, even alchemy is worth the effort and ruin the family!"

Daiyu trembled, and couldn't help but look back at She Sheng, who was also looking at him.When their eyes met, they both understood the admiration towards Bai Ze in each other's eyes: "It's really a beast that only uses all of its wisdom and life to be a scumbag..."

The author has something to say: She Sheng, who is wearing a rabbit head mask, is also very depressed today