Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"How lonely this is..." A faint sigh fell from Daiyu's lips, accompanied by wet marks from the corners of her eyes.

Bai Ze was stunned, the most unbearable thing for this uncountable old beast was the tears of girls.Of course Daiyu is a girl, and she is as beautiful and elegant as a pearl. To let such a girl cry is indeed the greatest sin in the world.He excused somewhat awkwardly: "It's not lonely either... I study medicine every day, teach a group of cute rabbits how to make potions, have a sensible Momotaro as my subordinate, and I can meet different girls during business and off-duty hours. Quarreling and fighting with that nasty ghost of the ghost lamp. My life is very fulfilling, and there is no room for loneliness!"

Daiyu hooked the corners of her mouth, her smile was still a bit forced.Bai Ze thumped his head as if he was having a headache, his eyes lit up, he picked up the rabbit grinding the potion and handed it to her: "Come on, let the rabbit accompany you, you will feel better."

Watching a tired divine beast look helpless is indeed an interesting experience, and Daiyu really laughed out of tears this time.Smiling for a while, she looked at the innocent blinking rabbit that was brought to her, but she didn't reach out to pick it up.Bai Ze thought she didn't like it, and couldn't help but look even more distressed.She Sheng couldn't stand it anymore, and said coolly, "She is allergic to animal fur."

"That's it." Bai Ze heaved a sigh of relief, let the rabbit go back to work, and fell into thinking, "If a drug for improving allergies is developed, there should be a market, right?"

"If it is really developed, I will be happy to try it on the day it is put on the market." Daiyu wiped away her tears and adjusted her expression, "Let's go back to the previous topic. Actually, I am very curious. Easy-going, why do you always refuse to give an inch when confronting Mr. Ghost Lantern?"

When he mentioned the ghost lamp, Bai Ze regained his energy in an instant, and a fierce spark flashed in the beautiful Liu Ye's eyes: "Such a lonely evil ghost, if you don't tease him hard, his life will be too boring. I am here Helping ghosts is fun."

"You are really wicked." Daiyu said.

Bai Ze laughed: "Then please accept my apology!" He said, took out a blank piece of paper, picked up a pen and drew a few strokes quickly, and at the same time, his footwork changed, which was very mysterious.Daiyu couldn't see any clues, but Xie Sheng knew that he was casting some kind of magical spell, so he stared at his movements intently, paying attention to every detail.After finishing the painting, he spread the paper flat, encouraged his vitality, and blew on it.

She Sheng was shocked, waiting for the next change.

Where the breath passed by, a grotesque stick-shaped match cat, like a leaf blown by the wind, fluttered up and landed, struggling to stand up with its legs and feet like a matchstick.Then he raised his two front paws, and between the paws was a notice board that was also drawn in simple strokes and ink, with three words "sorry" written on it.

Bai Ze bent down and picked it up, shook it at Daiyu, and said with a smile, "This kitten is called a cat, how about it? Isn't it cute?"

"Meow..." the paper match cat named Maohaohao called out weakly, still in the voice of an uncle.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a great poet named Yang Wanli, who once wrote about his cat: "Who will accompany you when you are tired in the morning and afternoon, and the cat will sleep on the bed of peach, sheng and bitter bamboo." From this we can see that from ancient times to the present, cats are unbearable. A cute creature to be treated with the most affectionate attitude - the premise is that you have not seen the dark matchstick cat drawn by Bai Ze.

Faced with such spiritual pollution so close at hand, Daiyu felt that her tried and tested heart stopped beating for several beats.The corner of Xie Sheng's mouth twitched, and he felt that his original expectation had been fed to the dog—no, he wouldn't feed such an unknown thing of the dark department to his Thunder Wolf frantically!

Flames of annoyance flared up in my heart. When I came, I heard that the two were going to Taoyuan Township to interview the prank entrusted by the ghost lantern. She finally made up his mind and said to Bai Ze: "Please buy ten mustard seeds when you come here." Paradise fruit pepper." Daiyu's eyes jumped, and she glanced at him.He shook his head insignificantly at her, Daiyu hesitated for a moment, pursed her lips, and did not speak.

"Isn't mustard always only fond of the hottest chili pepper? Why did you think of trying a new flavor this time?" Bai Ze asked doubtfully, without thinking too much. Seeing the rabbits busy making medicine, Momotaro He went out to deliver medicine again, so he got up and went out to pick medicine in a nearby medicine garden.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)."

"It must be that evil spirit trying to trick me again!"

"Ghost Lamp! I'm not done with you!"

The divine beast is worthy of being a divine beast, even if this divine beast is frivolous and addicted to sex, it still has the real ability to be close to it—follow the pit dug by the ghost lamp, fall into hell from the Taoyuan Township Road in the kingdom of heaven, pass through the human world, and then pass through the hell road. It took Baize only a quarter of an hour to climb all the way back to Taoyuan Township through the world.

"I'm really sorry, the joke just went too far. We are very sorry." Daiyu felt very apologetic.When the ghost lamp came here, it only said that it wanted to play a joke on Bai Ze, and asked them to cooperate, using the excuse of "Miss Mustard Seed wants to buy ten heavenly fruit peppers", and tricked Bai Ze to go to the medicine garden when other assistants couldn't spare to help.How did she think that this hell assistant officer, who was usually terribly cold, was so bored that he spent most of the night digging a hole leading from hell to Taoyuan Township?Just to make Bai Ze fall hard?

This is too bad fun!Especially when the two of them became accomplices of the ghost lamp without knowing it!Thinking of this, Daiyu couldn't help glaring at She Sheng, the instigator.She didn't expect this "joke" to be so bad, She Sheng was a little guilty at first, when she stared at her so stubbornly, not only didn't dodge, but turned back with a glance, Daiyu gritted her teeth secretly in anger.

"It's not your fault, I don't do your business, that evil spirit has been torturing me not once or twice!" Bai Ze slapped the table angrily, "I must go back!" Vigorous and majestic, Daiyu saw it in her eyes and knew that the fall did not cause any serious injuries to him, so she felt a little less ashamed.

After I go back, I'd better pick out the more upright aspects of him to write about.She thought about it, after all, apart from the shortcomings of being flirtatious, she is really a rare kind person.

After saying goodbye to Bai Ze, when Dai Yu and She Sheng, who was wearing the equipment, left, they passed by the door.One of them was pale and old, with a long beard and two long horns on the top of his head. The child who followed him had a head of red hair that was more gorgeous than fire. Out of place crutches.Seeing them approaching, the two of them stopped and took a closer look.

Shesheng walked out with big strides without seeing them, while Daiyu stopped, bowed to them politely, and then chased after them.The two entered the room. When Bai Ze saw them, he hurriedly greeted them: "Hey, Qilin, Suzaku, long time no see! Are you still here to get glucosamine?"

"Of course," the divine bird Suzaku, who looked like a child, found a chair and sat down, thumping his sore waist.The old man also sat down: "Bai Ze, who are the two who just left?"

"It's a reporter from "Santuchuan Report" who came to interview." Bai Ze said, "Qilin, haven't you always paid attention to these young people?"

"The smell of the lady who just left is very familiar." The old man who is really a unicorn said seriously, "What do you think of Suzaku?" The smell of a child, if she didn't insist that she is a celibate, I really want to chase her."

The old man Qilin narrowed his eyes, and said angrily, "Bai Ze, are you obsessed with women, have you even degraded your sense of smell? The floral fragrance on her body is the unique scent of crimson pearl fairy grass on the banks of the Linghe River in the Western Paradise!"

Suzaku nodded heavily in agreement.

"Are you talking about the only one plant in the nine heavens and ten places?" Bai Ze stroked his chin, trying to recall, "Thinking about it carefully, the fragrance on Daiyu's body is indeed very similar to the floral fragrance of the crimson bead herb. ah!"

Suzaku warmed his hands while holding the teacup, and added: "And that man with the video camera..."

"Oh, that's Yin Yusheng, Suzaku, what's wrong?" Bai Ze was puzzled.

Suzaku raised his eyes, with a serious expression on his delicate face: "He has the aura of the Six Heavens Realm on him."

It's a pity that his solemnity didn't affect Bai Ze. After thinking for a while with his cheeks on his hands, he struggled to recall the meaning behind the noun: "The Realm of the Six Heavens? It seems that things have become more interesting. .”

The author has something to say: the cat is really scary...