Crazy attack log

September 9th light rain

He doesn't talk to me much when he has a kitten...not warm at all when we meet!

Every day the cub grows and the cub gets short, feed the cub, hold the cub, tease the cub and kiss the cub.

And me?And me? !Why don't you feed me, hug me, tease me, kiss me!

I want to cry, I feel like I have no place anymore.

Ever since the cub was born, I have been faintly aware that everything is for the cub first...

Now that I've turned the cub into a cat cub, his eyes are firmly glued to the cub.

I hug him every day and don't hug me...

Me, I am wronged!I'm uncomfortable!I want to cry!

I forgot about Lao Gong when I had a son, if I knew it, I would have known it... Sigh.

It's all my fault, it's all my bad idea!

It has been a whole week since Dian Yu took the kitten to work.

He carries two bags every day, a small bag for a SLR, and a big bag for all kinds of cub supplies, such as baby bottles, milk powder, wet wipes, diapers, quilts, hats, clothes...even things like cat litter sticks, If it weren't for his sanity, Dianyu would have almost bought all the catnip cat climbing frames.

Bian Mu was very puzzled by this: "What do you buy so much for? We don't really raise cats."

When Dian Yu, who was packing up his things at that time, heard this, he turned around and gave him a hard look: "It's not because of you!"

That day Dian Yu left early and dragged Bian Mu away without saying a word. Bian Mu originally wanted to say something, but seeing his sweetheart's appearance, he swallowed everything and followed Dian Yu obediently.

As soon as he got home, Dian Yu asked him, "What do you want to do?!"

Bian Mu looked at him innocently: "I didn't think what to do."

"...What do you think, turning your son into a kitten?" Dian Yu was so angry that he was speechless, "This is the first time I have seen such a father."

Bian Mu didn't hear his irony, and he was quite proud: "Don't you like cats? My son turned into a cat, which is convenient to carry without attracting attention, and even the problem of the tail is solved! How wonderful!"

"Okay? Good size! Change him back!" Dian Yu gritted his teeth and scolded, "You are really a real father! I have only heard of pets being raised as children, but never children. Keep it as a pet!"

Bian Mu felt even more wronged by this: "Anyway, they are all raised, there is no difference, and it is more convenient to raise them this way."

Allusion was almost defeated by his divine logic: "You change him back for me first!"

Bian Mu looked at the allusions, then at the cub in his arms, and said seriously: "Don't you like cats now? Then I'll change it and turn my son into a dog?"

Allusion: "..."

"Thank you!" Dian Yu was convinced by Bian Mu, "Can't you care about our son's young heart?"

"Anyway, he won't remember, he's only so young..." Bian Mu was talking but lost his confidence, he thought for a while, then lowered his head and asked the cub in his arms, "Cub, do you like to become a cat?"

Cub: "Wow wow wow wow!"

"Look, he doesn't want to!" Dian Yu glared at Bian Mu, hugged the cub in his arms, and shook it slightly, "And he was crying, how is he like a kitten?"

"Some cats meow like a baby crying," Bian Mu said with great certainty, "and I made him look like this, no one will doubt it."

Dian Yu was silent for a while: "This reminds me of a horror story."

Bian Mu looked at him excitedly: "What horror story?"

"Do you really want to listen?" Dian Yu glanced at him, saw the other party nodded firmly, and said, "It's probably about the juggling monkeys in the hands of some entertainers in ancient times. Special ointment, this ointment is like 502, stick the peeled monkey skin on them, and then feed some medicine to make them dumb and not grow up. "

Bianmu: "... Humans are terrible!"

Allusion: "..."

"Who knows if this story is true or not, although I think it is false," Dian Yu shrugged, and then became serious, "But let me say something ugly, you made your son like this, what is the difference between him and those poor children ?”

"Yes! There's a big difference!" Bian Mu replied plausibly, "We didn't rely on the cub to make money, we didn't abuse him, and the cub didn't feel any pain at all, this is just his first experience as a skinwalker! Right? Right son?"

The cub who was coaxed by the allusion laughed happily when he didn't understand what the hell his father said.

Grasping this point, Bian Mu laughed happily and said, "Look! You guys are right!"

Allusion: "..." I was almost defeated by Lao Gong's fallacies!

Bian Mu insisted that there is nothing wrong with the cub, what else can Dian Yu do?

From a certain point of view, I secretly thought that such a son is really easy to carry. When he cries, he will stuff the bottle, hug him openly, and let the cub use cat litter to solve his internal emergencies. It is really much more convenient.

Seeing how well-behaved and clingy after becoming a kitten, like a cub who grew up eating cute, Dianyu decided to silently throw away his conscience and give it a try...

After buying everything and packing his backpack, Dianyu made psychological preparations all night, and desperately took the boy to the editorial office... followed by the expected criticism from the minister, and everyone sticking together intentionally or unintentionally. The gaze in his arms.

In the afternoon, the cub felt very comfortable being rubbed by an aunt.

The next day, the cub was rubbed by some uncles and aunts, and felt a little annoying.

On the third day, even under Dianyu's deliberate evasion and refusal, the cub was slapped by all the uncles and aunts, including the minister, and felt that he had nothing to love.

Seeing this, Dian Yu immediately rejected everyone's fur-stroking actions in the name of caring for the cubs: "This is my son! He is still so small! If you touch him again, his hair will be bald! I and Tell me, whoever touches it again will be given one hundred!"

This is of course a joke, if this kind of transaction of selling his son is really carried out, Dian Yu feels that he is basically no different from Bian Mu and black-hearted buskers.

Of course, Dian Yu has said so, no one will be so self-indulgent as to lick the cat, and no one thinks there is something wrong with Dian Yu calling the cat cub his son... Isn't everyone calling it that way now?

Is there a bad person reporting to the superior teacher that someone has a cat?

This really isn't true... Everyone is a grasshopper on the same boat. After reporting and investigating like this, isn't the fact that the military training editorial department blatantly covers up the freshmen's sneaking off is exposed bloody?

Hello, me, hello, everyone, how good it is to suck cats with one eye open and one eye closed!

The days that followed were fairly peaceful. Dian Yu rubbed his son, feeling at peace in his heart, and entered the retirement life of veteran cadres ahead of schedule.

Earlier, when a girl saw him feeding milk to the kitten, she quickly dissuaded her, and she lied without blushing and heartbeat: "This is made of special kitten milk powder, it's okay."

Because the cub is too young, Bianmu has not refined the internal structure of the cub's body to look like a real cat, so the milk is still drinkable.

Some people in the Ministry accidentally saw Dianyu's fully equipped backpack before, and they were very cheerful and funny: "Are you raising a baby? You even brought diapers?"

Allusion paused for a moment, and his mind raced quickly: "I haven't taught him to use cat litter, and if he doesn't wear diapers...you know."

Then he carefully hid the things in the backpack, and he didn't dare to rummage through the bag to get things like this again.

Some people noticed something was wrong: "What breed is your cat? Its eyes... I always feel that something is weird."

Dian Yu laughed dryly: "What's so strange about a kitten picked up by ordinary people? You want to discriminate against my son, be careful that I will beat you!"

When Bian Mu deformed the cub, he didn't change the cub's eyeballs, but only changed the shape around the eyes to cover the whites of the eyes. How can it be sharp and round like a cat?

Fortunately, the cub is actually a baby with big eyes, otherwise a cat with a lot of white eyes would really make people feel a little scary and weird.

Dian Yu didn't let the people in the ministry and the cubs get too close to each other or look at each other. It was only three days ago that he was stroking his hair. That buddy could detect the difference in his eyes, which is really remarkable.

It is a metaphor for the battle of wits and courage with the ministry these days, seeing the tricks and tricks to block and kill gods and Buddhas, and I feel that my thinking and logical ability has gradually improved a lot...

It's a pity that Bian Mu was not so happy.

Originally, he thought that to solve the problem of his son being inconvenient to carry, it must be a harmonious and happy family. Hehehehehehehehehehe.

But after these few days, Bian Mu gradually felt left out...

Yes, snubbed!

Why did the son who became a kitten suddenly like him so much?Hold it in the morning, hold it in the afternoon, hold it in the evening!Aren't you tired of holding it all day long?Are your hands not sore?

Of course, Bian Mu proposed that he wanted to hold his son, and used himself to attract the attention of his sweetheart.

Dian Yu was also happy to be hugged by him, but well, his eyes were still staring at the cub in Bian Mu's arms, and he didn't pay too much attention to this old Gong...

Bian Mu: "..." Wronged.

Bian Mu was a little unhappy, he hugged the child and turned his back, turning his head to look at him from time to time...

After a long time, Dian Yu walked around in front of him. He took a look that the boy was fine and was sleeping soundly, so he breathed a sigh of relief, then frowned and said in a low voice: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Why don't you let me see it?"

Bian Mu: "..." Wronged, uncomfortable.

Sometimes, Dian Yu is holding the cub, and Bian Mu is holding Dian Yu. It was a very warm scene at first, but after hugging for a while, Dian Yu frowned again, and whispered: "Mu, let go!"

"You woke up the cub so much!" Dian Yu glanced at him angrily, "And why is your body temperature so hot? It's hot enough for me to hold the cub with my back against you in this summer. It's getting hotter!"

Bian Mu: "..." Wronged, uncomfortable, want to cry.

He obviously swayed according to the amplitude of the allusion, in order to be gentle when Yuyu coaxed the child, but in the end he was disgusted...

Moreover, why does the bastard make Yu Yu hot, but he is the one who is disliked, it is him again, it is always him...

Bian Mu knows that it is not good to be jealous of his son, but such a troublesome boy, why Mao Qu can grab so much attention from Dianyu.

Oh yes, because of trouble.

It would be great if it wasn't troublesome, Bian Mu was thoughtful.

The author has something to say:

Thank you Ding Caicai for mine~

This horror story seems to come from the river god, but I forgot about ORZ.