Crazy attack log

Sunny September 9

I'm jealous!I'm jealous!

The first thing I do when I get home is to ask the cat, ask the cub, ask the son... what about me?

Turning his son into a kitten in order not to be troublesome, only to make things more troublesome...

How about trouble now... Bian Mu thought about it, but he couldn't treat his son as a pet and send him to foster care, right?This is really a stepfather's behavior!

Sure enough, being a full-time baby daddy is the most reliable, and you can act like a baby to your sweetheart every day to show off your hard work... So everything is better than before turning the cub into a cat cub!

Bian Mu felt a little annoyed, it would be better not to count!

He really didn't expect that cats are so attractive to allusions.

He didn't even expect that the kitten's attraction to allusions would be upgraded to a power level, allowing his sweetheart to stay with him all the time, and even bought him many sets of small clothes.

Bian Mu looked at Dian Yu going out with his cutely dressed cub every day, and felt very uncomfortable.

Seeing the allusion that he couldn’t help but buy a skirt for his son in the end, Bian Mu seemed to have finally seized the opportunity and said critically: "How can we buy a skirt for our son? He is a boy!"

"Anyway, he's still young and can't remember. Didn't you say that!" Dian Yu seemed very disapproving, "It's so convenient to wear a skirt, it's much better than small clothes, and it can cover the butt a little... I think my son will grow up." When the queen finds out, she will definitely be very grateful for his great and wise father, and remember to give him a little face."

Hearing the words, Bian Mu said quietly: "Then he certainly didn't know at that time, how many cute photos showing your butt were taken on your mobile phone... and what kind of wicked mood did you have to give it to me as if you were dressing up as a game?" He poses in all kinds of little clothes and plays with his little tail..."

"Ahem, what nonsense," Dian Yu put on a serious look, "Don't you often play with his tail! You even tried to buy him a fully automatic pet bath machine! This is your own son! Put it on Real pets can be regarded as abuse!"

"...Didn't I not buy it in the end?" Bian Mu paused, with a little guilt, "The cub is now a small animal, although I have remodeled it well, he is not as scary as a human being when he is furry. It's hot, but do you need to wear clothes? Pussy don't need to wear clothes!"

Bian Mu became sour while talking: "You have so much free time to buy clothes for your son...you haven't bought clothes for me until now!"

"You didn't buy it for me!" Dian Yu went back, and felt something was wrong after speaking, "Hey! Are you jealous? I was thinking when our family, Mu Mu, started to grow up and started to hate me? This Sour, tsk tsk..."

"Yes, I'm jealous!" Bian Mu admitted confidently, "I'm not happy!"

Ke Dianyu shrugged, lowered his head and continued to brush some treasure's little clothes with his cub in his arms, not intending to pay attention to him at all...

It's not a day or two since his family, Mu Mu, acted like a baby, and he will be fine after a while.

Seeing that his sweetheart didn't move, Bian Mu gave in within half a minute.

He sneaked close to Dian Yu, then kissed Dian Yu on the lips suddenly, and snatched the cub from Dian Yu's arms by surprise: "It's so tiring to hold each other every day, how about this, I hold the cub and you hug me, That way I won't be sore!" As he said that, he was about to sit on Dian Yu's lap.

"Come on, you're so heavy! Why are you becoming more and more like a child? Are you still competing with your son?" Dian Yu felt amused, he pushed Bian Mu to get him up, "Today is the last day of military training, I have to meet with the editor this afternoon. The other colleagues in the department took the last group of photos, you take the cub today, I will be back in the evening."

Bian Mu pursed his lips unhappily, and when Dian Yu saw this, he sent three kisses in a row: "Hey, starting tomorrow, I can live outside the dormitory with you, are you happy?"

Only then did Bian Mu nodded in satisfaction, and let Dian Yu obediently go out.

After Dian Yu had gone out for nearly a quarter of an hour, he had nothing else to do and carried the cub around the house. He really "lifted" the cub by the nape of his neck...

Generally, many animals hold their cubs in this way. Although the cubs are not included in this list, because Bianmu often does this when Dian Yu can't see them, the cubs are naturally used to it...

Bian Mu walked around as if he was inspecting the territory, then threw the cub on the sofa, rolled up his sleeves and started to do housework.

When Dian Yu is not at home, Bian Mu shoulders a lot of responsibilities as a baby daddy. Because of their special family, they cannot hire part-time workers at all, for fear that someone will see something weird and spread the bad news...

Therefore, Bian Mu not only has to take good care of the cubs, but also to do a good job in the sanitation of the villa, not to mention pruning the flowers and plants in the yard, repairing the clogged sewer pipes, and even washing dishes, cleaning the floor and washing clothes. New good man!

When Bian Mu thought about it, he was overwhelmed by his diligence. He mopped the floor while humming a song, completely forgetting the chaotic scene like a flood when he was cleaning with Dian Yu for the first time.

The little boy lay obediently on the sofa, stared at his father seriously for a while, and watched him go upstairs with a mop and disappeared from sight.

The cub's little head was tilted, and finally he couldn't help stretching out one paw, followed by another one. He stood up slowly, took a few steps, and then jumped off the sofa cautiously.

The ground was covered with carpets, and it didn't hurt at all to jump off. The cub rolled on the ground before he stood up steadily.

Although it was only a one-month-old doppelganger, he had been transformed very well by the border shepherd. Although he was small in size, he was as vigorous as a two- to three-month-old kitten.

But the head is still like a baby less than one year old, there are only three thoughts-eat, sleep and play.

Although the cub recognizes his parents and knows that his father upstairs is fierce, there are delicious things in the drawer. His mother once licked him a mouthful. It was very delicious, and he wanted to lick it again.

The drawer is on a very chic retro small coffee table, and a small circle of fabric is specially used as a handle.

Dian Yu chose this coffee table at the beginning just because it looked fun, but he didn't expect it to be convenient at this time. The boy gritted his teeth on the fabric and kicked his hind legs to open a little gap in the drawer.

The cub was not discouraged at all. With all his strength, he opened the drawer a little like a tug of war. The drawer also showed some inclinations. A lollipop just rolled into the corner, making the cub His eyes lit up suddenly.

He stood up immediately, with his two paws resting on the edge of the drawer. Unfortunately, he was too small, and his paws couldn't reach the lollipop in the drawer.

The cub looked pitifully at the beautiful candy wrapped in sugar paper in the corner from the corner of his eye, and suddenly his mind flashed. He climbed up with his sharp claws stuck in the fabric of the sofa, and jumped onto the low coffee table with a cautious jump. On the table, excitedly leaned down and stretched out his paws, wanting to eat candy.

It's a pity that the cub's claws are too short, the more he pulls out the drawer, the bigger it gets, but the lollipop gets farther and farther away from his claws...

The more the boy watched, the more impatient he became, he was so angry that he just wanted to hum, and when he was about to come out, the doorbell suddenly rang, and the boy was startled, and fell into the drawer with a grunt...

"Who is this!" Bian Mu frowned, apparently his hard work was interrupted which made him very unhappy, "How long have we only moved here? How could someone...?"

As he spoke, he walked to the window, and outside the door, a man dressed as a civil servant raised his hand and rang the doorbell, as if he had sensed something, the other party raised his head, and happened to have a brief eye contact with Bian Mu.

Bian Mu was wondering why this man came here, when he saw the man lowered his head and took out something from the briefcase, he held it up and raised his hand as if to let him see clearly.

Bian Mu's expression instantly became indifferent and violent. He just wanted to kill him when he saw the man put the thing on the ground as if nothing had happened, turned around and left.

Bian Mu stood where he was for a moment, put away his killing intent, and calmly went downstairs to get something - it was a letter.

Originally, Bian Mu had received such letters several times without Dian Yu's knowledge before moving.

They are all from the Special Association.

Among the letters I received before, one was a report on Bian Mu’s life experience, the content in it was basically the same as what he knew, and there was a very strange comment at the end: “Meet the registration standard (restriction)”; One is related information about the relationship between the allusion and the border shepherd, and at the end there is also a sentence "need to test"; the most unbearable is the last letter, which talks about the physical characteristics of the allusion and the border shepherd. The summary was "recommended reproductive sterilization".

When Bian Mu saw these letters, he thought it was ridiculous and stupid, and the Special Association was really a bunch of retarded people.

Then he destroyed these letters, Dian Yu didn't know anything about it.

And taking advantage of the opportunity of Dianyu going to college, they even completely moved.

If the daughter-in-law is not allowed to be provoked or killed, it doesn't matter if she goes far away, right?In the end, this group of people came together without knowing their lives.

Bian Mu didn't even want to open the letter, so he wanted to find a place to burn it, but he was wandering around the yard when he heard familiar footsteps——

Metaphors are back.

It was really early today, Dian Yu was thinking about some activities, but ended up just taking a team photo.

After asking again, I found out that because the instructors had to return to the team this afternoon, all the freshmen in the military training had vented their anger as early as yesterday, and the girls also cried hard last night.

Because the people in the military training editorial department were scattered outside the military training, Dian Yu couldn't understand their passionate emotions, but he was a little envious.

After the entire military training, Dian Yu only felt that his ability to stack cubes had improved significantly, and the rest of the days seemed to be passed smoothly... Well, if raising a cat and raising a baby is also a skill.

"Why are you standing at the door?" Dian Yu pushed the door open and walked in, looking around strangely, "Where's your son?"

"Lying on the sofa," Bian Mu crumpled the letter up calmly and stuffed it into his pocket, "It's so early today, I haven't finished cleaning yet."

"It's okay, I'll do it with you," Dian Yu said, pushing the door open and entering the living room. The cartoons were still playing lively on the TV, but he glanced at the sofa, "Where's the boy? He's not on the sofa ah."

"Why do you keep asking me, why don't you ask me..." Bian Mu felt jealous as usual when he heard the words, but turned to look at the sofa again, "Isn't my son here... where is my son?"

In a panic, the two started looking for the child.

"Son! Cub! Cub?" Dian Yu regretted that he didn't give the cub a formal name until now, and he was really at a loss, "Where are you, cub!"

"Son! Son! Where did you go, you kitten?" Bian Mu was so angry that his teeth were itching, "If you don't come out again, Dad will beat you up!"

The two searched up and down, but they didn't find the cub.

"Don't just run out?" Dian Yu became more and more flustered as he thought about it, "He's only that old... Cub, don't scare Dad, come out!"

"I feel like he's in the house right here. He probably did something bad so he hid it," Bian Mu tried to calm down, and shouted as he walked, "Come out, cub, if you don't come out again, your father will Almost crying!"

"Dad is calling you! You can just wow twice!" Dian Yu felt that the sound of the TV was really annoying and annoying, so he picked up the remote control and turned it off, "Hurry up and come out! Dad doesn't blame you for running around, come out!"

At this time, the whole living room became quiet, and some small creaking and small wah-wah-wah sounds emerged.

Dian Yu looked at the place where the voice came from, feeling both startled and angry in his heart, and pulled open the drawer.

The crying "Wow——" in the drawer rang out deafeningly, and the cub rushed into Dian Yu's arms with snot and tears, and the crying sound that belonged to the baby changed suddenly. : "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow -"

Allusion: "..."

That night, Bian Mu knelt on the plastic keyboard for the whole night.

The author has something to say:

Theater 1

Allusion: Come out quickly!Dad doesn't blame you for running around, come out quickly!

Son: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa——

Allusions:  …

Theater 2

Allusion: Shut the cub in a drawer for corporal punishment?You can be patient!

Bian Muju's grievance: I am wronged!Whoa whoa whoa whoa——

Allusions:  …

Theater 3

The cub snapped into the drawer and rolled to the bottom.

I saw that the drawer was like a seesaw, slowly closing by itself... leaving a small gap.

Cub: ...QAQ

Ma Ma, I want Ma Ma, whoa, whoa, whoa——

From this year onwards, the cub never dared to steal candy again.