Crazy attack log

Look, look, isn't our son cute?

Sunny September 9

I thought there was a solution, but the time is still so unfree, and my heart is blocked.

I actually wanted to be with him, but he didn't let me go with him because someone had to take care of his son, resentment.

In fact, I think it would be good to find a nanny, but he disagreed and cried.

But I still have a bold idea, I just did it, he might want to kill me...

The sky is not what one wishes, and it has been nine days of military training today, and every day is sunny, the sun is so vicious that it is annoying.

Even with hats and long sleeves, the first-year freshmen can be seen to be two degrees darker than before. If you take off the hats, the upper half of the face and the lower half of the face may have obvious color differences. .

And those who are not black must have made some preparations in advance, but the sweat on their faces is real, but it is a pity that they can't arouse the instructor's pity at all.

It is said that this year's freshmen are particularly unlucky. In the past, the seniors of the school's national defense students came to be their instructors, but today the school suddenly went to great lengths and invited soldiers from the nearby military area to come and practice this... A group of little hairy children who have just entered school.

Originally, I heard that Brother Bing came to be the instructor, and some girls were very excited. When the brothers really came, these girls realized what real military training is, what it means to race against time, and what it means to be in dire straits...

The tragedy of the period will not be shown for the time being, because the lucky metaphor has escaped in advance—he joined the military training editorial department.

Originally, Dianyu didn't know about this organization. At that time, he was already planning to find a way to avoid this year's military training, and planned to participate in next year's military training with the cheek.

But when he was leading the military training uniform, he happened to see the recruitment banner of the military training editorial department, and asked his senior sister to inquire about it, and his eyes lit up.

Thinking that he would be able to take pictures, and if he couldn't do it, he would have the skill of drawing, so Dian Yu immediately reported to the military training editorial department.

But while waiting for the assessment, the senior touched his chin: "Did you bring a DSLR? We all bring our own... Of course, you can also borrow one from someone."

Dian Yu suddenly became worried again, and promised quite guiltyly: "I, I will."

Where can he borrow it as a new student?The seniors, sisters, and hometown associations are not familiar with these yet!

So on the balance, Dianyu called Yaya and asked her to send it for her, but within two hours, he was told that the courier would not allow it to be delivered, and that it was too expensive and he would not be able to pay for it if it broke.

Allusion: "..."

After Bian Mu found out about this, he slapped his chest vowingly, expressing that the small problem can be solved!

In the evening, the two met for a meeting, only to find out that Bianmu bought a brand of expensive SLR. The most important thing is that it is really not worth the price. Everyone in the industry knows that SLR has many functions, so Laymen buy it to rush to the facade to play cool.

Allusion: "..."

Dian Yu went to the editorial department with the precious DSLR in his hands in a complicated mood. All the knowledgeable people in the department stared at him and his DSLR with weird eyes, as if to say: Although he looks good, but the typical Silly and fast, does this guy really know how to take pictures?Is the minister blind?

Allusion: "..."

He can't wait to wrap the SLR with a piece of cloth, it's really embarrassing!

Of course, Dian Yu didn't do this, he just pretended to be calm and composed, worked hard with this expensive DSLR, and slapped his face with his strength——

Fortunately, the seller had a bit of conscience and sent two more good lenses... It’s okay to be thick-skinned, and it’s good to have a SLR, Dianyu comforted himself like this.

Fortunately, Dianyu didn't return it at that time considering that he was going to work soon. Although the price of this SLR is too high, it has good functions, and with the addition of a good lens, the quality of the photos it takes is high. Won the appreciation of the minister.

Speaking of the military training editorial department is really good, in order to alleviate the suffering of the vast number of students in the military training, the minister deliberately recruited more people within the scope of his ability, until the teachers in charge couldn't stand it anymore and issued a warning, the minister was embarrassed to stop This led to an unusually large number of people in the military training editorial department.

And because there were too many people, the minister wanted to find something for everyone to do, so the assignment of tasks between individuals was reduced a lot, and even taking pictures was a rotation of several people every two days. Everyone else stays in the air-conditioned room idly blowing on the air-conditioner, it can't be more enjoyable.

It can be said that enjoyment is enjoyment, but I still can’t let go of his son, and often go out to date Bian Mu frequently in the name of going to the toilet, making everyone in the department feel that this junior/colleague is not only stupid but also unlucky Poor frequent urination patients!

The metaphor of going out after dressing up in the toilet: "..." Forget it, bear it.

He said he could bear it, but when Dianyu and Bian Mu had a tryst, he still couldn't help but slander and complain, but he didn't want to tell Bian Mu such embarrassing things clearly, and he wanted to mention the SLR again. Maybe the other party went to buy him another one...

So when Dian Yu complained, he was vague and unreasonable, but in fact, if he really wanted to say it, he complained a few words of resentment.

But to Bian Mu's ears, it seems that Dian Yu has suffered some kind of grievance, but it is inconvenient to say, and he wants to bear it.

Feeling that the allusions were not quite right, Bian Mu couldn't let it go, so he pretended to be casual and suggested: "How about I dress up and go to the editorial department with you? I haven't done much yet. I went to college, I really want to experience college life.”

Dian Yu said helplessly when he heard the words: "Have you forgotten our son again? Who will take care of him after you and I have gone?"

Bian Mu said in a deceitful manner to his son: "The cub is growing fast, he is as old as an ordinary baby at one month old, I think it's time to hire a nanny."

Allusion: "..."

"Don't talk nonsense, our son is only 40 centimeters tall now. I have measured it, and other children have surpassed this level at birth!" Dian Yu pursed his lips, "And our son has a tail! Did you forget? The most important thing is , babysitters are unreliable these days!"

But Bian Mu is not reconciled, and is still trying to persuade Dian Yu: "At least he has my blood, and he has grown so big. I can lengthen his body, move his tail to hide, and pretend to be a one-month-old boy. Premature babies are not a problem."

"..." Dian Yu pushed Bian Mu's head hard when he heard the words, "Are you your own father! He is so young, if he is deformed now, what should I do if there are any sequelae when he grows up?"

"My mother fucked me too," Bian Mu muttered, "I grew up really fast when I was a child, much faster than a cub, it's not because my mother deformed me and compressed my height, so that I look normal Is it a child..."

Metaphor: "..." unable to communicate in normal language.

Dian Yu was so overwhelmed that he hugged the backpack and looked in at the boy to soothe his emotions, but when he looked at the boy and thought about what he said just now, he suddenly felt very sad. He felt that they were really cruel to the boy .

Such a child has to be made to sleep in a backpack every day, and the light that is as big as a bowl shines into the backpack, the cub is like a frog at the bottom of a well in the literal sense.

Looking at the children in other families, they are all in the cradle and in the arms of their parents. Even if they are so ignorant, Dian Yu feels bored and panicked.

Dian Yu looked at the pout-smacking kid sleeping happily in the backpack, and made a decision: "I'll find a way to come out at other times except when I'm supposed to work."

Even if it was skipping work, I did it anyway, since there are so many people in the editorial department, I wouldn't pay attention to him without him, and the child is the most important thing.

The allusion was beautifully thought out, but within two days of its implementation, the minister arrested him for a talk.

"I created such a good environment for you to avoid military training, and you still think about skipping work?" The minister said in a heartbroken voice, "It would be nice to have air-conditioning in an air-conditioned room! Such a thing as skipping work is absolutely unacceptable." The teacher told me to keep an eye on you all the time! When other military training students found out, they had to say that we were doing business for our own sake! Do you know how difficult it is for us to do it!”

Dian Yu bowed his head obediently and was scolded. He didn't expect that because of that stupid multi-speed SLR, he would make himself so conspicuous. Others, such as the people in the logistics department, had been absent from work for five or six days without being noticed. Days were discovered...

When Dian Yu went to date Bian Mu again, he could only talk about the matter in a gloomy manner, and even told Bian Mu: "You should stay at home and take care of your children honestly these few days, don't come to me, I will I will stay for half a day every three days to come back, so that it will not be so eye-catching... Be obedient, I really can't help it, but the cub really needs someone to take care of... Mu, be obedient, be good."

Bian Mu looked at Dian Yu's sad face, and wanted to say something, but he still held back in his heart after much deliberation.

He's going to do something very bold, and he's going to do something first... well, it will be a big surprise if it succeeds hehehe.

Dian Yu doesn't know what Bian Mu wants to do, but today, his eyelids are really twitching, and he has a particularly bad premonition.

Someone in the department called him, saying that someone was looking for him outside, and Dian Yu still wondered who it could be, since there are only a few people he knows so far, who would come to him for nothing?

What's more, he and Bian Mu had always made an appointment in advance to take care of the cub together in a remote and uninhabited place. This person can't be Bian Mu, right?

When I came out, I saw that it was really Bian Mu, but there was something wrong... Bian Mu didn't have a backpack!

Dian Yu was startled, and almost yelled in public: "Where's the child?!"

He hurriedly walked towards Bian Mu, and was about to question him in a low voice, when he heard Bian Mushen hiss mysteriously, and unzipped the large coat—meaning that Bian Mu had just discovered that Bian Mu was wearing a coat on a hot day— There is a cute kitten inside, and when he opened his eyes and saw him, he cried out in a very cute low voice.

Looking at those eyes and hearing that cry again, Dianyu was greeted with the greatest shock of his life.

He suddenly felt as if he had been hit by a bolt from the blue, and there was only one thought left in his mind:

Look at your great father, what an outrageous thing he has done!

Bianmu turned the cub into a cat cub!Madan!Is this my dear father!Is this something my father would do!

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