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The girls liked Huo Xiaoqian's calligraphy very much, almost a second after Huo Xiaoqian turned off the live broadcast room, a private message came over.

[Shu Shu: Huo Huo is familiar with me quickly, I am your true fan!My address is xxx, I will pay for the postage myself! 】

[Reply to Shu Shu: It doesn't matter. Since I said free delivery, I naturally don't plan to ask you to pay for the postage. It should be received soon. 】

[Shu Shu: Thank you Huo Huo!The professor must be very happy to see it!Happy jpg.]

【Hong: I'm not happy.Angry jpg.]

Huo Xiaoqian paused, this sentence, coupled with the angry emoji, can be said to deeply embody the four words of grievance.

[Hong: I want it too, please write me another copy, can I buy it? 】

purchase?The money from Hong’s rewarding live broadcast room can buy several pairs, and Huo Xiaoqian has a good sense of Hong, and thinks he is a brat with one middle and two diseases, so it doesn’t matter to give him another pair.

[Reply to Hong: Then what do you want me to write to you? 】

[Hiro: Come here, just write about the most handsome man. 】

[Reply to Hong: ...]

So he is still a bear?Huo Xiaoqian sighed, picked up the pen and started to write, and the pen was completed in one go.

[Reply to Hong: Send me your address. 】

【Hiro: emmmmm】

【Hong: Just post it at Gerson College. I’ll be there in a few days. I’ll take it along the way. The address is xxxxx】

Not convenient to disclose?It seems that Hiroshi's identity is not small.

[Reply to Hong: Good. 】

When I wrote these words for Hong, I always felt ashamed. After writing, Huo Xiaoqian tilted his head and thought about it.

Put it in the mailbox, the mailbox will be selectively packaged according to different items, and the star coins in the optical brain will be deducted directly. All in all, it is very convenient.

After doing all these things, Huo Xiaojia remembered that he had received an envelope, went back to the room and opened the delicate cover, and was dumbfounded when he read the contents inside.

Hello, Mr. Huo Xiaomao.

Gerson College will give you a final notice. You have been delayed for three months and have not attended school. If you do not show up in the college within a week, then we have the right to expel your student status. I hope you cherish this last chance.

Note: If you are dismissed by a college for delay, it will be difficult for you to find admission to any other college. :)

Finally, I wish you a happy life.

Gerson 32770618

Huo Shuang: "..." It can be said that the threat method is very pure and unaffected, and it also mentions one's own status intentionally or unintentionally. Invisible coercion is the most deadly.

Yes, 19 years old is still the age to go to school, but as a person 1000 years ago, there are still many things he doesn't understand about the common sense of this world. It must be like listening to heaven to learn university knowledge rashly.

However, if you don't go to school, you won't succeed. Although it doesn't mean that you have to finish school as a way out, it is inappropriate to have such a stain in your life portfolio.

Now I can only hope that the original body can be the same as the protagonist of the novel, and choose the history department, so I should be able to deal with the question of thousands of years ago.

With a dull pain in his head, Huo Xiaoqian rubbed himself and lay down on the bed to let himself go. The feeling of emptiness of being alone filled his whole body in an instant. At such a sad time, Huo Xiaoqian suddenly thought of a more sad thing.

His means of transportation are only a pair of legs and an unseen bicycle!

I was so angry that I couldn't keep smiling all of a sudden.

Although he would never smile.

……

Huo Xiaoma found his only means of transportation in a small warehouse, searched Gerson College, and was surprised to find that this school is not very far from his place. If it takes 20 minutes to get there by bicycle, then It only takes 5 minutes to fly.

I got up early and made a simple breakfast, packed up the things I needed after eating, rode my slightly worn-out bicycle, and rode to Gerson College according to the navigation on the optical brain.

The gate of the college is very imposing, with a tall and large arched door frame. Although there is no obstruction, Huo Xiaoqian is sure that he must have seen a tiny electric spark!

Is it possible to fly in this kind of door?Huo Xiaojie walked around in place before he noticed a small table beside him. On the table was a dark blue screen with white characters saying: Please show your identity.

Tentatively, he touched the table with his optical brain, and in an instant it was allowed to pass through, and then he saw a small door being slowly opened in an inconspicuous corner next to the gate.

If it wasn't for the fact that the electric sparks from the gate could still be seen vaguely, he would really have walked through the gate foolishly.

Huo Xiaomao can even imagine the information on Tomorrow Star.com, #最ugliest Huo Xiaomao was electrocuted to death by the Gerson defense system, and his death was extremely ugly! #

So the purpose of this gate is to deter?Huo Xiaojia, who had just entered through the small gate, was led to explain his confusion.

The gatekeeper was an old man with half-white hair and a very kind expression. Although he was a little taken aback when he saw Huo Xiaoma's appearance, his smile remained undiminished and he was very friendly.

"Are you new here? I haven't seen you yet."

Huo Xiaoma nodded, "Well, sir, do you know what the purpose of this gate is? Since there is such a small secret gate, why build this gate again? Wouldn't it be superfluous?"

The honorific title "You" will be rarely used in the future. It's not that people in the future will be rude, but that it's awkward to pronounce it. As time goes by, almost no one will say it anymore. The old man was surprised when he heard this word, and turned around And smiled, this time from the heart.

"This gate looks harmless, but it is maintained with high-intensity electric current. If there are criminals who want to invade, they will be turned into coke. There is a gate to attract people's attention, so the small gate will not be noticed. It can attract the attention of the gangsters and protect the safety of the students." The old man explained to Huo Xiaoma sternly, while leading him to the registration office.

Huo Shuang: "..." This can not only attract the attention of gangsters but also attract the attention of students. It is not easy to say that there have been no dangerous accidents so far.

Although the college is big, the registration office is not far from the entrance, and they walked there quickly. When the optical brain showed the major he had applied for, Huo Xiaoyu stood in place and froze.

Sure enough, the novels are all lies!How could he think that a man in love would choose to major in history?

The four large characters manipulated by the mecha on the optical brain burned his eyes, and he felt as sad as a child of two hundred catties.

With a dying mood, I asked the humanity at the registration desk: "Can I change my major after I choose it?"

The lady at the front desk looked at him suspiciously, "Yes, but it will take two years before I can change my major."

Oh:)