Stand-up comedy studio

"Today we're going to talk about how to disassemble the mecha..." The handsome teacher wrote on the blackboard, and even drew individual structural diagrams of the mecha, which is a bit of a lottery, like a soul painter.

Huo Xiaomao sat under the stage with a focused expression. He kept scribbling and correcting the notebook with the pen in his hand. He looked very serious. He looked like a school bully!

Who knows, he was the first person to come to class on the first day.

Mecha class is the most popular class in the whole school. Because of General Wei, the students are very enthusiastic about mechas. However, the number of places for a major is fixed, and it is impossible to change it at will because of the large number of applicants. With the right of being Huo's husband and wife, I squeezed into this major, but fortunately, Yuanshen also worked very hard, and got a good result in the exam, calming down everyone.

But after Huo Xiaoma entered the door today, all the students in this class paid no attention to listening to the lecture, and gave all their attention to Huo Xiaoma, and his every move could provoke complaints or dissatisfaction from others.

Although his cross talk live broadcast is very popular, it has not yet reached the point where women and children know it. Moreover, even if they know it, there are many people who hate him.

It's just that I didn't expect the battle to be so big, and the whole class was staring at him!

The people in the class were very dismissive of his taking notes. In such an era of advanced technology, who would use their own hands to take notes? It only needs the video recording function of the optical brain to solve it in one step. Why bother, and the teacher The speech is also fast, and there is no time to write by hand. No one is willing to do such a thankless task.

Because of Huo's appearance, no one wanted to sit with him, so he sat alone in the first row. If someone was next to him, he would be surprised to find that he was not taking notes, but learning to write. Follow the teacher's appearance to draw the structure diagram of eating lotus root.

From being too ugly at the beginning to becoming more and more like it later, the whole paper is covered with his paintings.

Do you want to say that Huo Xiaoma didn't want to listen carefully?In fact, it is not the case. He tried to struggle, but the knowledge of mechs is like a bible to him. He knows every word separately, but when combined, it becomes an unfamiliar object.

I don't understand and I don't want to waste time in a daze, that's why the present scene happened. The teacher has a normal sense of Huo Xiaoyu. After all, the general is not obsessed with him, so there is no such thing as hating or liking him. After working so hard, he felt that such exhaustion was worth it.

Huo Shuang must be the best kid in the class!

"Huo Xiaomao." The teacher suddenly called out his name, and looked at him eagerly, so that other people's whispers became even more unscrupulous.

Huo Xiaoyu stood up hesitantly, and the teacher then asked: "Tell others about your understanding of mecha disassembly."

Pursing her lips, "Sorry, I won't."

Teacher: "...emmmmmm are you serious?"

Seeing Huo Xiaoma nod, the smile on the teacher's face gradually disappeared, and he was told to sit down and then turned around to talk about the lesson by himself, with a look of "I pretended that I was not disappointed at all".

Heh, flag.

The teacher didn't say to sit down, Huo Xiaoba just stood there so straight. It wasn't until the teacher turned around that he realized this, and after a second of stupidity, he said in a daze, "Sit down."

This kind of situation caused the students to talk a lot. Most of the mecha learners are boys, and they are not keen on intrigue. Maybe the reason for the bad feeling towards Huo Xiaojia at the beginning is the factor of worshiping generals. In addition, he used They really didn't like the fact that power squeezed into this quota, but Huo Xiaoma's performance made them let go of their grudges.

After all, to say with a blank face that I would not answer in such a shameful manner, this kind of bearing is very big!

There are not many courses in the university, and there is only one class in the morning. After the class, Huo Xiaojia just wandered around the school with nothing to do. He wanted to go back to make lunch by bike, but it was very troublesome to go back and forth. The school cafeteria will take care of it, and I will go home after the afternoon class.

As soon as he came out of the classroom and walked forward, he met Huang Shan who came out of the next classroom. When his cronies and friends saw Huo Xiaojie, they were first startled by this face, and then they rolled their eyes and said: " How does it feel to use power to enter the mecha major? If it weren't for you, how could our Young Master Huang be forced to choose the auxiliary system."

Auxiliary department?Huo Xiaoqian turned his back and searched for this thing on the optical brain. Seeing him bowing his head and fiddling with something, Huang Shan leaned over curiously. Although Huo Xiaoqian blocked his left and right, he was still seen the search content. Huang Shan exclaimed: "Fuck! You even have to check what the auxiliary department is? Have you eaten up all your basic culture knowledge?"

Huo Shui thought it was nothing serious, but Huang Shan walked around holding his hair, as if the sky was about to fall, and finally rushed to Huo Shui, grabbed his collar and asked viciously: " You really don't know what this is?"

"I don't know." The honesty was exasperating.

"If a mecha is a large-scale control weapon that uses a combination of a heavy mecha and a laser gun, then the auxiliary system is to drive a light mecha and use its dexterity to surprise the enemy and create a loophole for the mecha system."

"Since that's the case." Huo Xiaojia's eyes were puzzled, "Why do you have to enter the mecha department?"

Huang Shan hated iron for being weak, "Don't you understand? How handsome it is to be able to drive a mecha! If a heavy mecha is properly operated on the battlefield, it can be said to be like meeting gods and killing gods and Buddhas! You worship generals so much, you shouldn't You don’t know how heroic the general is!” Huang Shan’s expression looked as if he would kill you if he dared to say a single word.

Unexpectedly, Huo Xiaoqian shook his head in disapproval after hearing this: "You are wrong. There is no priority in killing the enemy for the country. It is also driving a mecha. If there is no help from the auxiliary system, even if the general is really brave and fearless, then he will be able to fight the enemy. It will be very strenuous for him to win a battle." Seeing that Huang Dan was about to come up to fight, Huo Xiaoqian held his shoulders to prevent him from doing anything, and continued, "If you don't believe me, you can try to let the general kill the enemy alone. , let’s see if he can triumph.”

"How can the general's actions be controlled by me." The first reaction of the brainless fan was to refute the idol, Huo Xiaoma let go of his hand with a sigh, and finally everyone ignored him and walked away.

At the same time, a post quietly popped up on Xingwang. The name was Pa Yi Pa that ugly guy who stepped on the general's position, and the content was a short video, which was the conversation between Huo Xiaoma and Huang Shan just now.

However, the painting style of the reply below this post is also very strange, not only the person who posted the post, but even the passers-by who don't know why are confused.