Stand-up comedy studio

The first time Mu Hong paid attention to Huo Xiaoqian was because of that sensational confession. At that time, the young man looked at General Wei with fiery eyes, and it could even be said that he was crazy. Many people in the army were already dissatisfied with General Wei, but they didn't say much because of Huo's and his wife's face.

This caused Huo and his wife to feel ashamed and flustered all the time in the army, but they couldn't bear to criticize their son for no other reason, it was because Huo Bao was too ugly.

Although Huo and his wife are not superior in appearance, they are not ugly either. It is reasonable to say that it is not difficult to give birth to a more handsome child, but the bad thing is that both of them have the recessive gene of returning to the ancestors. The gene chain of the embryo formed later becomes a complete atavistic gene.

The empire has been developing for so many years and its genes are constantly being optimized, and atavistic genes are simply a disaster for them.

Sure enough, Huo Xiaoqian was born ugly and wrinkled. Huo and his wife wanted to make up for it, but because they were in the army and were powerless, seeing their son was very rare, so they could only leave it to the training school. Upbringing, only occasionally can I see my son.

I missed my son's childhood, and when he was a teenager, it was only when we met again that I was surprised that Huo Xiaoma had fallen in love with the general, and turned into that kind of crazy look.

Mu Hong dismissed this, and what kind of temperament he grows can only be determined by his own character. External factors are nothing but interference. There are also many children like Huo Shui who have no parents to take care of them. How could he become this appearance?

Mu Hong hooked the corners of his lips mockingly, and didn't pay much attention to this person's information.

Mu Hong was wandering around the live broadcast room that day, and none of them aroused his interest, until he saw the name of Huo Xiaoma's stand-up comedy live broadcast room.

Stand-up comedy?Mu Hong became interested, and clicked in without hesitation. Anyway, his identity is there, and it is no problem to change his appearance on the green river.

So even if big trolls poured into the live broadcast room later, no one could recognize him.

Because of General Wei, many people swear at this young man without hesitation. They thought that Huo Xiaoma would scold him back unconvinced, but they didn't think that he had become beyond imagination.

Although the dark blue strange clothes are a little too much for him to wear, his temperament fits unexpectedly, and he feels like a gentleman like jade.

Can a person change so much in just over a month?

Until the moment Huo Xiaoma opened his mouth...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

……

This time, Huo Xiaoqian didn't wear a mandarin jacket, but casually put on a pair of long-sleeved trousers, which looked a bit rusty, but not ugly.

After all, the aesthetics are more than 1000 years old.

However, no one paid attention to this kind of thing. There were not many people present in the calligraphy live broadcast this time, but everyone opened their eyes and carefully watched every movement of Huo Xiaoyu.

After the ink was ground, it was thickened into one strand. Huo Xiaoma raised his right wrist with his left hand, stretched his right hand towards the writing brush placed aside, pinched the barrel of the brush with his thumb and index finger, pressed it with his middle finger, hooked it with his ring finger, and supported it with his little finger. The five fingers each perform their duties.

He looked up and glanced at the audience around him, and as expected, most of the ones left were girls. Boys were not particularly interested in this kind of slow-moving stuff.

【The evil! 】

[I want to get to know you. 】

[Longevity is endless? 】

[The mountains have no edges, and the rivers are exhausted! 】

[Dong Lei shakes... Xia Yuxue. 】

[Heaven and earth? 】

[Nai dare to break with the king! 】

While writing, the melon-eaters read it out, put down their pens and pointed at the evil character: "This word is pronounced as ye here, not xie, and it is a particle."

[Sarcasm from a cultural boss, whoever read it badly just now, go back and study for a few more years! 】

[I don't understand, I don't understand, I can't afford to be provoked! 】

[I want to know what this thing is, what it says, it looks very compelling. 】

[Our professor loves to study these incomprehensible words, and I also learned a little bit, which probably means hello to me, thunder strikes? 】

【fear! 】

"...No." Huo Xiaomao explained, with a trace of helplessness in his tone, "This is a love poem, and it can also be said to be an oath. When the river dries up and it snows in summer, I am willing to say goodbye to you." .”

[Although it sounds beautiful, it is unrealistic! 】

[Yeah, how can I still see the river now, and it’s not difficult to snow in summer, this love poem has to be changed! 】

[Come on, it's quite interesting, but if I really say that to the male ticket, he probably won't understand. 】

【Hong: Do you want to sell this calligraphy? 】

When all the people who eat melons are talking about what Huo Xiaoma just explained with great interest, Hiroshi directly strikes first.

[Fuck, despicable! 】

Even though many people don't know the knowledge of ancient times, the brush calligraphy written by Huo Xiaomao is vigorous and powerful, but the corners are rounded and pleasing to the eye, even if it is just framed and hung in the room, it is very intoxicating. thing.

It seems that the cultural level has improved a lot!

[I don't accept it!There must be fair competition, local tyrants can't just grab VIPs by force! 】

【that is!Huo Huo's handwriting can be said to be very beautiful, who wouldn't want it!Huo Huo, why can't you give it to him! 】

[Hong: Because I can shine, can you? 】

[...Suddenly I have nothing to say. 】

Why didn't anyone ask what the person involved meant?Huo Xiaoqian stood there blankly, watching the noise on the barrage.

"Actually... I don't plan to sell it, but I plan to give it away from the fans present. Of course, if I don't want it, I won't force it."

[Yes, yes, yes! 】

【+1】

[Hong: Yes! 】

"How about this, I close my eyes and count to five, and I can give it to whoever I touch?" After seeing a positive reply, Huo Xiaoqian closed his eyes, his long eyelashes fluttered slightly, and walked slowly Go to the screen and count: "Five...four...three...two...one."

In order to increase their chances of winning, everyone speaks very fast, almost tearing their mouths, and the refreshing speed of the barrage almost freezes, but Huo Xiaoyu has already selected this one, so this barrage will stop , will not continue to brush past.

Huo Xiaoyu opened his eyes and was a little surprised when he saw the name. The person who was drawn turned out to be the girl who explained the thunder strike just now.

The girl was a little excited, her face was flushed, Huo Xiaoyan slowed down, "After the live broadcast, you can privately send me the address, and I can mail it to you, okay?"

The girl nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, and Huo Xiaoma raised her voice, "This is the end of today's live broadcast."

[System: VIP Hong rewarded 10 star coins for the stand-up comedy live broadcast room. 】

[System: Shu Shu rewarded 1000 star coins for the stand-up comedy live broadcast room. 】

[System: Su Ru rewarded 500 star coins for the stand-up comedy live broadcast room. 】

【…】

The system prompts one after another made Huo Xiaomao stunned in place. Counting the entrance fee, today's bits and pieces of rewards add up to about 20 star coins.

"Thank you for your expense." After bowing, the live broadcast room was closed.

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