Stand-up comedy studio

Chapter 6 Boy, do you want to eat?

With this million rewards, Huo Xiaomao is not afraid of his own food and clothing. He enters the star network to purchase the melons, fruits and vegetables he needs, completely unaware that his live broadcast has set off a bloody storm on the star network.

Because he didn't charge a threshold fee for this live broadcast, there would be no problem even if there were viewers to record the video and spread it. The fire was a complete mess.

Many passers-by turned their backs one after another, tearing each other up with the irrational fans of the general.

[If it wasn't for our general's popularity, would he be popular?What a joke. 】

[Please go upstairs to watch the video before coming back to talk, be careful that your face hurts like a dog. 】

[Do you also watch the ugly live broadcast?You fall! 】

[Someone likes the idiot's comment?You fall! 】

[Did you all forget that he coveted the general?Could this be a new way of raising generals?Great, he has caught my attention, I'm going to try live streaming too! 】

[He covets the general, do you dare to say that you don't covet?But pull it down, pretending to be lofty and criticizing others one by one. 】

[You are so righteous when we scolded him, why didn't you come out and scold us? 】

[Hehe, I'm the same as you?Learning makes me happy, I just went to Xingwang today. 】

【…】

Because of this live broadcast, Huo Xiaoyu's live broadcast room immediately gained tens of thousands of fans, and it was quite a trend to become popular overnight. He secretly said a few words to relieve his anger.

The cultivation of fruits and vegetables in the future is very convenient, so the price is not expensive, and the express delivery in the future is also amazingly fast. Huo Xiaoma just bought off the assembly line from Xingwang, and the doorbell rang for the express delivery. .

Squeezed a glass of juice with fresh fruit, Huo Xiaomao leaned on the sofa and sipped it while watching the knowledge on the star network.

There is something called Xingbo on the Internet. Huo Xiaoma has looked at it carefully. It is a bit like a modern Weibo.

As soon as it was opened, the optical brain associated with the live broadcast room automatically recommended it, and within a few minutes, thousands of fans poured in. Among them was the local tyrant Hong. Huo Xiaoqian thought it was interesting and clicked Hong's attention.

For the new fans of Huo Xiaoma, Huo Xiaoma, who can talk about cross talk, is like a national treasure and must be paid special attention to. Huo Xiaoma's star blog cried and shouted that money discrimination is not allowed.

Apart from the fans, there were some unaccustomed sunspots who came to talk about Huo Xiaoma's appearance.

[Only ugly can be like ugly! 】

[Have you ever heard an old saying that beautiful people get tired of seeing it for three days, and ugly people get used to it for three days.What's more, when we took a closer look, apart from not being particularly delicate, it wasn't very ugly! 】

[The upstairs is a bit dark, so scared that I almost fired at the friendly army. 】

[My backhand is a... Be careful! 】

[Huo Huo!Huo Huo look at me!I am your true love fan!After seeing it often, I think Huo Huo is so cute! 】

[When will Huo Huo start the live broadcast again?Even if you don't broadcast cross talk live, it's fine... I heard that cross talk takes a while to produce a good product. 】

Seeing the last message, Huo Xiaojia had a thought, what else?

[Huo Xiaoma: Live stream something else?For example? 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Is Huo Huo replying to me?Happy to fly!There are other live broadcasts in the live broadcast room, such as dark cooking and painting...]

【Hiro: It's all right. 】

[Surprise local tyrants!Suddenly, I feel that this pair of CP is a bit cute, who will wake me up! 】

[Huo Hongdang is here, let the others refuse to accept it and come to fight! 】

[Huo Hong's name is super ugly, okay!The red yarn party expressed dissatisfaction! 】

The subsequent comments all turned into a discussion about whether it was the Huo Hong Party or the Hong Sha Party. Huo Xiaojia had no time to care about these, and he suddenly thought of what he was going to broadcast live.

Crosstalk actors sometimes learn a little bit of calligraphy for their own crosstalk content. For example, in festive festivals, it is really wonderful to end with calligraphy with blessings, and Huo Wei also learned some for this.

And Huo Shuang belongs to the kind of temperament that if you learn, you have to learn well. If he hadn't died young, it is estimated that he would have achieved a lot in the field of calligraphy.

Although I don't know what kind of calligraphy has developed in this time and space, but people are born with a problem: rare things are expensive.

Just as modern times attach great importance to cultural relics, his calligraphy knowledge should also be called cultural relics for this group of people.

After making up his mind, Huo Xiaoma searched for the Four Treasures of the Study on Xingwang, and the price was astonishingly expensive.

Huo Xiaomao didn't change his face and directly clicked OK. All of a sudden, a bunch of zeros in the account were reduced to a pitiful zero, leaving only 10 star coins, which is even more pitiful than when he first came.

If it wasn't for Huo Xiaomao who had already bought fruits and vegetables, he probably would have eaten soil in a short time.

The courier arrived 5 minutes later, and I was surprised to find that there were two packages in the mail. I thought it was the seller who sent an extra copy, but when I opened it, I found that there was only one envelope in one of the packages.

Knowing that it was not the seller who sent it by mistake, Huo Xiaoma breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't have any extra star coins to mail back, so he put the envelope aside and turned to open the four treasures of the study he bought.

The seller is very conscientious, not to mention the high quality, and also gave away an extra calligraphy, which is enough for Huo Xiaomao to use for a while.

Spread the rice paper on the coffee table, press the inkstone against the corners, and click on Guangnao to log in to the live broadcast room of Xingwang. This time he set the entrance fee to enter the live broadcast room, which is not much, only 5 star coins, just for the purpose of passing the show mean.

The fans paid special attention to the settings he set up. Any movement could be magnified countless times. Hearing the sound of the optical brain, some fans who were brushing their teeth and washing their faces hurriedly dropped the things in their hands, wiped them casually and entered the live broadcast room.

It's not that Huo Xiaoma's cross talk can win so many people's hearts. Most of the fans are still fans of him because of his mouth. They just like his works. They not only like the works but also like him as a true fan. Not much really.

But what about Hiro?

Huo Xiaoqian was full of smiles, but he kept moving his hands. The ink became thicker and thicker in his hands, and the fragrance of ink that only belonged to literati instantly filled his nostrils.

Many people came into the live broadcast room and saw that he had no intention of broadcasting cross talk, and they returned angrily, because they stayed in the live broadcast room for less than 2 minutes, so the system automatically refunded the entrance fee.

Compared with other live broadcast rooms, these 5 star coins are really nothing, but no one would want to waste money to watch a live broadcast that they don't want to watch.

This setting of the Lujiang system is very user-friendly.

Some people didn't leave, thinking that 5 star coins is not a big amount anyway, so it's okay to have a look, even if it's really boring, there won't be a big psychological gap.

As a top VIP, Hong naturally does not need to pay for admission, and there will be automatic reminders from the system!

[Top VIP Hong enters the stand-up comedy live broadcast room. 】

It can be said to be very compelling.

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