Stand-up comedy studio

"A name is a very common thing. It is a collection of the love and sustenance your parents have for you." The barrage stopped as soon as Huo Xiaoqian opened his mouth. No matter how ugly this face is, it is the most basic thing not to interrupt when others are live. courtesy.

It is obvious that the audience in Lujiang still maintains this etiquette very well, and Huo Wei is also very satisfied with it, scanning around the people in the virtual auditorium, all of them have good-looking faces that make Huo Wei dizzy.

"But there are many interesting things about this name. For example, one of my former teachers, her surname is Bao. Her favorite thing to do is to laugh at the names of her two older brothers. One is named Bao Ju and the other is named Bao Yu. In class, we can hear her telling us that her brothers are named Baoju and Abalone, hahahaha." Huo Xiaoqian let out a series of laughs with a blank face, obviously the other party didn't laugh, but the audience in the audience suddenly It's like being poked at the laughing hole, but they really don't want to laugh, so their faces turn red and they endure it very hard.

"Is it funny? I don't think it's funny." Huo Xiaoba blinked, and the audience seemed to want to prove that it wasn't funny at all, and shouted, "Yes! I don't think it's funny either!"

【right!I don't think it's funny either! 】

"That's right, because her name is very subtle. Her name is Bao Ya. The students in our class looked at her in a very complicated way and laughed. In fact, I really wanted to tell her that your name is not so good. Bucktooth abalone bursting with chrysanthemums, your parents are really talented."

The audience couldn't help it anymore, and the barrage was full of hahahaha laughing non-stop.

[Why the broadcaster didn't laugh at me but laughed like a fool hahahaha! 】

【Hahahaha, I really want to ask where the one who set up the Eating (Harmony) Shit flag just now is, so I asked you if you would like to eat (Harmony) Shit? 】

[Eat (harmonious) shit?nonexistent!But it's really funny hahahahaha, I laughed until my brain was starved of oxygen. 】

"After reading the bullet screens you posted, I remembered one more thing. Slips of the tongue often make small mistakes, but some slips of the tongue are more terrifying." After solving it one by one, he continued, "For example, there was a barrage just now saying that my brain was hypoxic from laughing, and if I was not careful, I would read it as big breasts and hypoxic. If you are dizzy and full of milk, it is better to rest more."

The dirty and serious tone made people laugh unconsciously, and the audience was already full of laughter.

[Fuck, goddamn big tits are hypoxic, dizzy, and full of milk hahahahaha, I can't do it anymore, I'm about to laugh out loud! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...】

[Laughing and splitting, did you hiccup upstairs from laughing?Hahahaha, is the broadcaster trying to laugh me to death and inherit my huge amount of star coins! 】

"..."

Huo Xiaoma had been live broadcasting for half an hour. Everyone in the audience was laughing wildly, their faces were stiff from laughing, and their abs were about to burst out of laughter, but they still couldn't stop. At this moment, the audience only had one thought in their minds. : This man's mouth must be poisonous!If you don't block him, Lao Tzu's huge amount of star coins will really be inherited by him!

"This is the end of today's live broadcast. Thank you for your support." Huo Xiaomao bowed deeply and bent his body at ninety degrees. I can't speak if my throat is scratched.

Such a humble posture will be rare in the future, but this person whose appearance does not conform to the public's aesthetics did so, and thanked them. Thinking of his original malicious slander, he felt a hot feeling in his heart.

He opened his mouth and was too embarrassed to say anything apologetic, so the situation became a deadlock between the two sides, and then a message on the top caught everyone's attention, including Huo Xiaoyu, it was a bold message The color light magnifies the information of the very pretentious font countless times!

[Audience Hong rewards the broadcaster with 100 star coins, becoming the top VIP in the live broadcast room and enjoying all the privileges. 】

The audience was in an uproar, millions of star coins are not a joke, although some people can easily take them out, but it is the first time to see the broadcaster as a reward, and the top VIP is also the first time to appear in the live broadcast For a while, many people didn't know what its rights were.

Huo Xiaoyu was also taken aback, he was a little overwhelmed by such a big hand, but fortunately he didn't need to hide his expression at all, and he paused for a few seconds before saying: "Thank you, this local tyrant, for the reward, it's a waste of money."

What did he say now no one cares about him, the audience are all eagerly looking for this generous tipper, but looking left and right they all look confused, what about the boss?

[Hong: I'm in the VIP room, and I'm alone, so don't look for it. 】

Bold and zoom in and it will glow!

Everyone said that the dog's eyes would be blinded by the top VIP, this is probably exclusive to the boss!

Can't even the broadcaster see the separate room?Huo Xiaoma thought for a while, and then he was relieved, it doesn't matter if he doesn't have any malicious intentions and can't see it.

[Hong: What kind of live broadcast is this? 】

The flickering font made Huo Xiaoqian feel like he wanted to cover it up. If he hadn't been born with facial paralysis, he probably wouldn't be able to hold back his current expression at all.

He bowed his head and pondered for a while before raising his head and said: "This is a cross talk." There was a brilliance in his eyes, like pieces of starlight being presented in those eyes.

"This is the long-lost cultural heritage of cross talk in Chinese culture." After a pause, he added, and the remark immediately exploded as soon as it came out of the audience.

【crosstalk?This is cross talk?So awesome. 】

[There is no record on Xingwang, but I have read the 1 years of China, and there is a little mention of cross talk, which seems to be one of them. 】

[Forgive me for betraying the general, I want to follow the podcaster and fans of the podcaster, and those who say Huo Huo is not good, let's fight!My eight-meter machete is already hungry and thirsty! 】

[General fans, but I don't hate the broadcaster now, of course I don't like it. As far as the matter is concerned, the crosstalk of the broadcaster is great. It seems that the broadcaster has a good cultural background. 】

[Hong: The cross talk is very good. 】

【Hiro: You are fine too. 】

Huo Xiaoqian was taken aback for a moment, with a little smile in his eyes, "Thank you."

[Is it just me who is embarrassed by this kind of confession? 】

【You are not alone!If one day I really confess my love, it would be so low to use this font, it would be embarrassing to read. 】

[I'm afraid the local tyrant is not a fool, will he be beaten to death if I say that? 】

[Hong: Yes. 】

[It's the day!Tyrant, I was wrong! QAQ]

The author has something to say:

Originally wanted to quote Mr. Fang Qingping's cross talk about cross talk, but QAQ didn't dare to use it casually without authorization, so I made it up by myself.