A Race to (Be) The Top
Chapter 15 Drinking Mistake┃Can Ling Xiaolu save the day again?
Beimang is covered with snow all the year round. Due to its remote location, its development level is far less than that of other regions.
Li Zheng refused to receive news from strangers, so Ji Meng had no choice but to go to the world to offer a wave of rewards before he got the coordinates of Li Zheng's home.
It is conceivable that the people who eat melons have another theme to show their talents. The least imaginative is also the most reasonable one-the husband has a big fight with the male god, and after losing accidentally, he comes to ask for advice again.
Of course, "going to the door for advice" is a euphemism, and the one with a higher rate of appearance is "going to the door to kill".
If it wasn't too far away from the residence of the contest, it might become the target of everyone's airborne again.
Ji Meng who "killed the door" didn't even step in the door at the moment. There is no option to break into the house in this game. If he wants to visit, he must obtain the authorization of the owner of the house.
But Lizheng believed that Ji Meng was Ling Xiaolu's enemy, and he didn't even want to give him a chance to explain.
"Listen to me!" Ji Meng rang Li Zheng's intercom again, "I didn't come to hunt him down, we have reconciled!"
"Where's the evidence?" Li Zheng asked from the other side of the light screen.
"You call him here! I told him face to face is the evidence!"
"It's not convenient for him to talk now."
"It's not convenient to talk?" Ji Meng was furious, "What did you do to him? Li Zheng, if you dare to touch him... Hey! Hey?"
Li Zheng cut off the intercom, but within a few seconds, Ji Meng was frantically ringing the doorbell again.
He connected helplessly, intending to give the other party a final warning: "What the hell are you..."
Ji Meng on the screen held up a photo without saying a word. In the photo, two people ride a shadow deer together, and they seem to be really close.
"..." Li Zheng opened the door and let him through, "Come in."
As soon as Ji Meng entered the door, he strode in, looking for Ling Xiaolu from room to room.
"Where did you hide people?"
"I didn't hide it," Li Zheng casually pointed to the ground, "He's over there."
Ji Meng took a look and found that Ling Xiaolu was lying on a huge white wolf, with his arms around the wolf's neck, drooling and sound asleep.
"He drank the deer wine I kept and got drunk, so I had to bring him back."
"Deer wine? Drunk? Him?" Ji Meng didn't believe it.
"I asked customer service and she said that's what happens to people who are extremely sensitive to alcohol."
Ji Meng really saw someone with a strange physique today: "In this case, I will take him back first."
"Wait a minute," Li Zheng still didn't believe him 100%, "Although you have a group photo, it is true that I saw you attacking him with my own eyes. How can I be sure that you didn't force him?"
"I forced him?" Ji Meng wanted to get angry again, but held back forcefully, "Then how do you want me to prove it?"
"The customer service said that he will wake up after sleeping. You have confirmed that he is safe and can go back. I will send him away when he wakes up tomorrow."
"No," Ji Meng firmly refused, "I must take him away today."
"Unless I hear him agree."
"It's simple."
Ji Meng went to Ling Xiaolu and called him: "Lubi, Lubi, wake up!"
Ling Xiaolu was still asleep, Ji Meng wanted to reach out to pat him, but the white wolf lying on the ground suddenly raised his head and bared his fangs at him, Ji Meng withdrew his hand in time.
"Hey, Li Zheng, take your wolf away." Ji Meng said dissatisfied.
"He'll sleep on the ground after taking him in. Aren't you afraid he'll catch a cold?"
If someone else came to Ji Meng, he would not believe it, but Ling Xiaolu has a physique that can catch a cold, have a fever and get drunk even in the game. Ji Meng saw it with his own eyes, and he dared not believe it and had to accept it.
Fortunately, the movement of the wolf awakened Ling Xiaolu, he opened his eyes in a daze, and discerned the person squatting in front of him out of focus.
"Lubi, do you know who I am?" Ji Meng stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes.
Ling Xiaolu was annoyed by the swaying hand shadow, so he grabbed it: "I know, you are, you are a show pet madman."
"Show? Show what?" Ji Meng was puzzled.
Ling Xiaolu talked a lot again, calling it Chinese is very reluctant, and Ji Meng couldn't understand a word at all.
He lost his patience and clasped Ling Xiaolu's wrist with his backhand: "Come home with me."
"Don't come back!" Ling Xiaolu was drunk and refused very simply, "I don't want to go with you!"
Ji Meng gritted his teeth: "Don't be crazy about drinking, come back with me!"
"I want to be with my master!"
"What are you?"
Ji Meng turned his head to question Li Zheng in disbelief, but Li Zheng's expression was so calm that Ji Meng couldn't even tell whether it was a drunken word or the truth.
He had no choice but to turn around and persuade Ling Xiaolu with a "smile": "Did you forget who took you to buy the shadow deer, and also took you to catch the spirit deer?"
Ling Xiaolu thought for a while: "It's you."
"Yeah, we took pictures, remember?"
"The photo..." Ling Xiaolu made a long sound, "You forced me to take it."
Ji Meng:? ? ?
"When did I force you to take a picture? You obviously liked it so much that you asked me to take the picture for you!"
There was movement from Li Zheng: "I think you should leave."
"No! He lied to you! I didn't..." Ji Meng suddenly realized, "He was talking about another photo, not the one I showed you. I didn't force him... Luby!"
Seeing that Li Zheng was going to issue an order to drive away the guests, Ji Meng grabbed Ling Xiaolu's arm without any explanation: "Tell him clearly!"
"Don't! Let me go!" Ling Xiaolu waved his arms wildly, "If you catch me again, I will sue you for domestic violence!"
Ji Meng paused, and the expression on his face changed obviously because of these two words. Anger was mixed with three points of complacency, and complacency implied three points of restraint.
Ling Xiaolu continued: "You brat, you dare to beat your father..."
Ji Meng's complex expression froze on his face, his face became darker and darker, he bent down to hug Ling Xiaolu: "If you don't leave, I will really do it!"
Ling Xiaolu refused to give him a hug, talking nonsense: "I want to complain to the GM about you! Where's the GM?"
He looked around and found Ling Long: "Here! I, I want to complain about this guy, quickly, block his account!"
Ling Long shivered, facing the two super vigilant Shangyue, acting cute, dazed, and hovering in the air.
Ling Xiaolu roughly held its body and shook it back and forth: "You just take care..."
Ji Meng snatched Fenglong from his hand and threw it aside: "You drink too much, it is your little pet!"
After being thrown out, Ling Long flew back obediently, acting cute, dazed, and hovering in the air.
"Impossible! It's the GM. If you don't believe me, find a chicken and scare it out of its original form..."
"If you don't leave, I can only see off the guests." Li Zheng, who has always stayed out of the farce, said lightly.
"Wait! Give me another minute!" Ji Meng was forced to use his trump card.
He turned his back to Li Zheng, not letting him see what he was holding in his hand.
"Rubby? Do you see what this is?"
Ling Xiaolu worked hard to focus his eyes, and recognized the pet Zhongzhong Wanzi in Ji Meng's hand.
He immediately grinned: "Hee hee, delicious."
"Do you want it?" Ji Meng seduced him.
Ling Xiaolu nodded his head twice.
"Then tell him, what is my relationship with you?"
"friend."
Ji Meng looked back at Li Zheng triumphantly, announcing his victory.
"I still have a lot, come home with me?"
"Well, good." Ling Xiaolu nodded again, struggled twice but failed to get up, and stretched out his arms to Ji Meng for help.
Ji Meng bent down cooperatively to hug Ling Xiaolu, and the other party hugged him around his neck, this time he was not stopped by Li Zheng.
Ling Long also flew up obediently, playing the role of a personal pet with dedication.
"Excuse me." Ji Meng said blankly, and took Ling Xiaolu and Ling Long back to his home in Dongye.
The loyal meatballs were just taken out by Ji Meng to coax Ling Xiaolu, and it is definitely impossible to give them. Just like Ling Xiaolu said, if you feed him dog food, what if he gets poisoned?
But Ling Xiaolu didn't do it anymore, he used the strength of alcohol to feel around Ji Meng's body, determined to find the meatballs.
"Give me... give me quickly..."
"Don't touch me! Be honest with me! Where are you going to touch me?!"
During the entanglement, the two frequently created suspicious conversations. If Ling Long hadn't witnessed the scene with his own eyes, his thinking would definitely diverge in an uncontrollable direction.
Ji Meng finally clasped his restless hands, Ling Xiaolu struggled a few times and couldn't break free, and began to use verbal attacks again.
"Is the golden name great? Can the golden name... arrest people casually? Can the golden name... break the promise? Let me go, I want... Take screenshots, post tweets, and expose your evil deeds..."
Ji Meng was still hesitating whether to tie his hands up or not, but now he is thinking about how to seal his mouth.
However, he can only think about it, and he can only coax a drunk and unreasonable child: "Luby, little Luby?"
Ling Xiaolu made a sound like a kitten purring: "Woo..."
"Lie down on the bed obediently, and I'll feed you."
Ling Xiaolu was quiet for a while, processing the logical relationship of this sentence: "Really?"
"real."
Ling Xiaolu believed his words, lay down obediently, and stopped making trouble.
Ji Meng heaved a sigh of relief, and when he was thinking about how to deal with it later, he heard Ling Xiaolu mumbling.
"I do not want it……"
The following sentences were in a mess, and Ji Meng couldn't hear clearly, so he moved closer, and his ears were almost close to the other's mouth.
"What do you say you don't want?"
This time Ji Meng heard clearly, what he said was "I said I don't want to be photographed by you in Jiugongge and posted on Moments, I am ashamed of myself."
Ji Meng:?
When did he say that he wanted to shoot Ling Xiaolu's Jiugongge and post it on Moments?
But when he took a closer look, Ling Xiaolu fell asleep, and the loyalty ball that Ji Meng took out after hesitating again and again was useless.
Ji Meng felt more tired than playing a full ten dungeons after being made such a fuss by the drunken Ling Xiaolu.
But seeing him sleeping peacefully, the thought of beating someone just now flew out of the sky again.
Especially the light yellow hair, from the root to the tip of the hair, reveals its cuteness.Sneaky touch, soft feel, exactly as imagined, Ji Meng couldn't hold back and touched a couple more, it would be great if he could be as harmless as he is now when he is awake, but Lubi who is sober is really angry Human fine.
What did he say just now?Shoot Jiugongge and send it to Moments?Ji Meng was inspired...
After Ji Meng finished posting Moments, he raised his head and was startled. The baby he raised in the house formed a circle by the bed, looking at the two of them curiously.
The more advanced the baby in the game, the higher the intelligence level of the AI. Ji Meng's collections are top-notch. It is said that the intelligence level is about the same as that of a three-year-old child.
Ji Meng didn't know if it was true, but he only knew that these babies were no less than naughty children when they were mischievous.
"Don't disturb him, do you hear me?" Ji Meng warned them in a low voice.
There was no response from everyone, and a few of them took the opportunity to climb onto the bed with their short legs, and it was not clear whether they understood or not.
Ling Xiaolu was also taken aback when he woke up, with one, two, three, four, five on his head, five big heads forming a circle, looking at him with great interest.
"Wow ah ah ah-"
Ling Xiaolu didn't have the experience of waking up in the game. For a while, he thought he had entered the monster hole, and screamed in fright.
It wasn't until he glanced at the virtual panel in front of him from the corner of his eye that he realized that he might still be online, and the shouting stopped abruptly.
"Where is this?" Ling Xiaolu has never seen this scene, let alone these babies. Looking around, there are fat squirrels, fat penguins, fat mantles... like round balls. , although the baby has never seen it before, but this style of raising pets is a bit familiar.
"Linglong? Linglong, are you there?"
What answered him was Linglong's dialog box.
Linglong: I'm here!Save me quickly!
Ling Xiaolu looked around, and finally found a silver tail twisting desperately under a huge fat buttocks.
This Fat Chirp is taller than Ling Xiaolu when sitting, but its wings are only a little smaller. Ling Xiaolu deeply doubts how it can fly, maybe it can't fly at all.
With all his strength, he finally lifted Fei Jiu a little bit off the bed, and he could be considered to have rescued Ling Long who was under him.
"It finally came out! It almost crushed me to death!" Ling Long turned his head to look at Fat Jiu's face, and then hid behind Ling Xiaolu in fright, "Oh my god!"
"Where am I?" Ling Xiaolu is still at a loss, his last memory stays by the pool, why is he in the house when he wakes up?
"What do you think?" Ling Long complained bitterly, "I bet I kicked you with all my strength, and it only delayed your arrival at Dongye by less than ten hours."
"This is... Dongye? I'm at... Ji Meng's house?"
Linglong shook his claws and threw out a pair of couplets. The first couplet was "Although I don't want to admit it, but it's the truth", the second couplet was "Even if you deserve sympathy, you deserve it", with a banner in his mouth, "This game is full of surprises" .
"..." Ling Xiaolu pretended that the characters were too small to read clearly, "Since I'm at Ji Meng's house, why don't I see other people?"
Ling Long spat out a horizontal criticism: "If he was online, would I still dare to communicate with you so unscrupulously? With all due respect, if one day I accidentally fail to keep you, the culprit must be your mouth."
Ling Xiaolu had a vague impression: "I remembered, I drank a kind of water by the pool, it was very delicious."
"It's not water, it's deer wine. Spirit deer will get drunk when drunk, and only then can people get close to it. Deer wine is at best fruit wine with very low alcohol content for human pets. I would like to ask you a question in reality. Isn’t Zhong’s capacity for alcohol particularly bad?”
"How do I know, I just turned full."
"So yesterday was your first time?"
"No." Ling Xiaolu rubbed his forehead, "Didn't it mean that my head hurts after a hangover? Why don't I feel any headache at all?"
"Are you complimenting our technicians for their professional skills?"
"Then I didn't do anything excessive when I was drunk?"
"What are you referring to as excessive...?"
"For example, after drinking...something." Although he didn't feel anything, but if the programmer can prevent headaches, he can definitely prevent pain in other parts.
"You can rest assured that no one can act outrageously against you without your permission."
Ling Xiaolu heaved a sigh of relief, it's fine for the first time drinking, if it's the first time it's all that, then it's all that.
"In short, I beg you, if you don't want to be exposed, you must stop eating and drinking things of unknown origin!"
Ling Xiaolu didn't remember anything, except that the wine was really delicious.
"Well, I'll try my best." He said vaguely and perfunctorily.
Ling Xiaolu jumped out of the bed, and the five animals followed behind him coherently, as if a train was being dragged behind him.
He had never seen Shangyue's mansion before, so he must be curious.Pushing open a door at random, I found that this is a collection room, lasers are intertwined to form shallow grids the size of a palm, and cards the size of poker cards are suspended in each grid.The light in the room was dim, and the edge of the card exuded a faint light of different colors.
"This is the pet illustration card. The light and shade represent the rarity of the pet, and the color corresponds to the pet's attributes. The collection of the illustration is the first step in catching pets. Only with the illustration can the corresponding pet be tamed."
"Can I show it?"
"Yes, the props in the game will neither be damaged nor dirty, and there is no need for fire, theft, and bear children."
Ling Xiaolu took a card nearby, which was an undead water ghost card.The top of the card is the pet image, and the bottom is the pet's attribute value, learnable skills, capture location and other information.
He laid the card flat, and a holographic projection of the pet floated above the card, spinning slowly while performing various actions, and even had sound effects.
"interesting."
Ling Xiaolu put the card back, and the card automatically floated in place.He changed another room, which turned out to be the collection room.
This room collects all kinds of mini dolls, and the dolls of the same style as pets are neatly displayed in glass cabinets, like a hand-made exhibition hall.
"The dolls have no practical function, they are purely made to satisfy players' desire for collection, especially for female players, it is really a joy to buy dolls, and some rare dolls are even sold at sky-high prices." Ling Long shook his head, his tone Full of a straight man's incomprehension.
Ling Xiaolu originally thought that he had hamster disease, but compared with Ji Meng, he was like a mouse seeing a rat.
Something tugged at Ling Xiaolu's pants. He looked down and saw that chubby squirrel.
"...are you calling me?"
The squirrel continued to tug.
"Is something wrong?"
The squirrel pulled him in a certain direction, and the other babies also looked eager to try.
Ling Xiaolu was surrounded by a group of babies and walked forward until he was brought to a cabinet. The squirrel finally let go of him and slapped the cabinet door vigorously.
"You want me to open this for you? Can you open it? What's in it?"
The squirrel patted it hard a few more times as an answer. Despite the short hands of this squirrel, he is quite strong. The cabinet was shaken and rattled by it, and Ling Xiaolu was worried that it would crack it violently.
Ling Xiaolu pulled lightly, and the cabinet door opened, the squirrel jumped in first, and the other four rushed up excitedly, searching the cabinet for all kinds of food and feasting on it.
Ling Xiaolu: ...
Feelings tricked me to come here just to open the cabinet door for you to steal food?
But... those things do look delicious.Ling Xiaolu couldn't help swallowing.
Ji Meng went online in the bedroom, and found that the person and the baby who had been sleeping here were gone, but there were all kinds of noises coming from outside the house.
Ling Long forcibly suppressed his fear of Fei Jiu, and whipped Ling Xiaolu desperately with his tail, until Ling Xiaolu got impatient.
"Why are you beating me so well?"
The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and Ling Xiaolu also realized that something was wrong.
When Ji Meng came to the door of the food storage room, six food thieves gathered around the messy lockers turned their heads to stare at him, their twelve wide eyes were full of fear of being caught doing something wrong.
Li Zheng refused to receive news from strangers, so Ji Meng had no choice but to go to the world to offer a wave of rewards before he got the coordinates of Li Zheng's home.
It is conceivable that the people who eat melons have another theme to show their talents. The least imaginative is also the most reasonable one-the husband has a big fight with the male god, and after losing accidentally, he comes to ask for advice again.
Of course, "going to the door for advice" is a euphemism, and the one with a higher rate of appearance is "going to the door to kill".
If it wasn't too far away from the residence of the contest, it might become the target of everyone's airborne again.
Ji Meng who "killed the door" didn't even step in the door at the moment. There is no option to break into the house in this game. If he wants to visit, he must obtain the authorization of the owner of the house.
But Lizheng believed that Ji Meng was Ling Xiaolu's enemy, and he didn't even want to give him a chance to explain.
"Listen to me!" Ji Meng rang Li Zheng's intercom again, "I didn't come to hunt him down, we have reconciled!"
"Where's the evidence?" Li Zheng asked from the other side of the light screen.
"You call him here! I told him face to face is the evidence!"
"It's not convenient for him to talk now."
"It's not convenient to talk?" Ji Meng was furious, "What did you do to him? Li Zheng, if you dare to touch him... Hey! Hey?"
Li Zheng cut off the intercom, but within a few seconds, Ji Meng was frantically ringing the doorbell again.
He connected helplessly, intending to give the other party a final warning: "What the hell are you..."
Ji Meng on the screen held up a photo without saying a word. In the photo, two people ride a shadow deer together, and they seem to be really close.
"..." Li Zheng opened the door and let him through, "Come in."
As soon as Ji Meng entered the door, he strode in, looking for Ling Xiaolu from room to room.
"Where did you hide people?"
"I didn't hide it," Li Zheng casually pointed to the ground, "He's over there."
Ji Meng took a look and found that Ling Xiaolu was lying on a huge white wolf, with his arms around the wolf's neck, drooling and sound asleep.
"He drank the deer wine I kept and got drunk, so I had to bring him back."
"Deer wine? Drunk? Him?" Ji Meng didn't believe it.
"I asked customer service and she said that's what happens to people who are extremely sensitive to alcohol."
Ji Meng really saw someone with a strange physique today: "In this case, I will take him back first."
"Wait a minute," Li Zheng still didn't believe him 100%, "Although you have a group photo, it is true that I saw you attacking him with my own eyes. How can I be sure that you didn't force him?"
"I forced him?" Ji Meng wanted to get angry again, but held back forcefully, "Then how do you want me to prove it?"
"The customer service said that he will wake up after sleeping. You have confirmed that he is safe and can go back. I will send him away when he wakes up tomorrow."
"No," Ji Meng firmly refused, "I must take him away today."
"Unless I hear him agree."
"It's simple."
Ji Meng went to Ling Xiaolu and called him: "Lubi, Lubi, wake up!"
Ling Xiaolu was still asleep, Ji Meng wanted to reach out to pat him, but the white wolf lying on the ground suddenly raised his head and bared his fangs at him, Ji Meng withdrew his hand in time.
"Hey, Li Zheng, take your wolf away." Ji Meng said dissatisfied.
"He'll sleep on the ground after taking him in. Aren't you afraid he'll catch a cold?"
If someone else came to Ji Meng, he would not believe it, but Ling Xiaolu has a physique that can catch a cold, have a fever and get drunk even in the game. Ji Meng saw it with his own eyes, and he dared not believe it and had to accept it.
Fortunately, the movement of the wolf awakened Ling Xiaolu, he opened his eyes in a daze, and discerned the person squatting in front of him out of focus.
"Lubi, do you know who I am?" Ji Meng stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes.
Ling Xiaolu was annoyed by the swaying hand shadow, so he grabbed it: "I know, you are, you are a show pet madman."
"Show? Show what?" Ji Meng was puzzled.
Ling Xiaolu talked a lot again, calling it Chinese is very reluctant, and Ji Meng couldn't understand a word at all.
He lost his patience and clasped Ling Xiaolu's wrist with his backhand: "Come home with me."
"Don't come back!" Ling Xiaolu was drunk and refused very simply, "I don't want to go with you!"
Ji Meng gritted his teeth: "Don't be crazy about drinking, come back with me!"
"I want to be with my master!"
"What are you?"
Ji Meng turned his head to question Li Zheng in disbelief, but Li Zheng's expression was so calm that Ji Meng couldn't even tell whether it was a drunken word or the truth.
He had no choice but to turn around and persuade Ling Xiaolu with a "smile": "Did you forget who took you to buy the shadow deer, and also took you to catch the spirit deer?"
Ling Xiaolu thought for a while: "It's you."
"Yeah, we took pictures, remember?"
"The photo..." Ling Xiaolu made a long sound, "You forced me to take it."
Ji Meng:? ? ?
"When did I force you to take a picture? You obviously liked it so much that you asked me to take the picture for you!"
There was movement from Li Zheng: "I think you should leave."
"No! He lied to you! I didn't..." Ji Meng suddenly realized, "He was talking about another photo, not the one I showed you. I didn't force him... Luby!"
Seeing that Li Zheng was going to issue an order to drive away the guests, Ji Meng grabbed Ling Xiaolu's arm without any explanation: "Tell him clearly!"
"Don't! Let me go!" Ling Xiaolu waved his arms wildly, "If you catch me again, I will sue you for domestic violence!"
Ji Meng paused, and the expression on his face changed obviously because of these two words. Anger was mixed with three points of complacency, and complacency implied three points of restraint.
Ling Xiaolu continued: "You brat, you dare to beat your father..."
Ji Meng's complex expression froze on his face, his face became darker and darker, he bent down to hug Ling Xiaolu: "If you don't leave, I will really do it!"
Ling Xiaolu refused to give him a hug, talking nonsense: "I want to complain to the GM about you! Where's the GM?"
He looked around and found Ling Long: "Here! I, I want to complain about this guy, quickly, block his account!"
Ling Long shivered, facing the two super vigilant Shangyue, acting cute, dazed, and hovering in the air.
Ling Xiaolu roughly held its body and shook it back and forth: "You just take care..."
Ji Meng snatched Fenglong from his hand and threw it aside: "You drink too much, it is your little pet!"
After being thrown out, Ling Long flew back obediently, acting cute, dazed, and hovering in the air.
"Impossible! It's the GM. If you don't believe me, find a chicken and scare it out of its original form..."
"If you don't leave, I can only see off the guests." Li Zheng, who has always stayed out of the farce, said lightly.
"Wait! Give me another minute!" Ji Meng was forced to use his trump card.
He turned his back to Li Zheng, not letting him see what he was holding in his hand.
"Rubby? Do you see what this is?"
Ling Xiaolu worked hard to focus his eyes, and recognized the pet Zhongzhong Wanzi in Ji Meng's hand.
He immediately grinned: "Hee hee, delicious."
"Do you want it?" Ji Meng seduced him.
Ling Xiaolu nodded his head twice.
"Then tell him, what is my relationship with you?"
"friend."
Ji Meng looked back at Li Zheng triumphantly, announcing his victory.
"I still have a lot, come home with me?"
"Well, good." Ling Xiaolu nodded again, struggled twice but failed to get up, and stretched out his arms to Ji Meng for help.
Ji Meng bent down cooperatively to hug Ling Xiaolu, and the other party hugged him around his neck, this time he was not stopped by Li Zheng.
Ling Long also flew up obediently, playing the role of a personal pet with dedication.
"Excuse me." Ji Meng said blankly, and took Ling Xiaolu and Ling Long back to his home in Dongye.
The loyal meatballs were just taken out by Ji Meng to coax Ling Xiaolu, and it is definitely impossible to give them. Just like Ling Xiaolu said, if you feed him dog food, what if he gets poisoned?
But Ling Xiaolu didn't do it anymore, he used the strength of alcohol to feel around Ji Meng's body, determined to find the meatballs.
"Give me... give me quickly..."
"Don't touch me! Be honest with me! Where are you going to touch me?!"
During the entanglement, the two frequently created suspicious conversations. If Ling Long hadn't witnessed the scene with his own eyes, his thinking would definitely diverge in an uncontrollable direction.
Ji Meng finally clasped his restless hands, Ling Xiaolu struggled a few times and couldn't break free, and began to use verbal attacks again.
"Is the golden name great? Can the golden name... arrest people casually? Can the golden name... break the promise? Let me go, I want... Take screenshots, post tweets, and expose your evil deeds..."
Ji Meng was still hesitating whether to tie his hands up or not, but now he is thinking about how to seal his mouth.
However, he can only think about it, and he can only coax a drunk and unreasonable child: "Luby, little Luby?"
Ling Xiaolu made a sound like a kitten purring: "Woo..."
"Lie down on the bed obediently, and I'll feed you."
Ling Xiaolu was quiet for a while, processing the logical relationship of this sentence: "Really?"
"real."
Ling Xiaolu believed his words, lay down obediently, and stopped making trouble.
Ji Meng heaved a sigh of relief, and when he was thinking about how to deal with it later, he heard Ling Xiaolu mumbling.
"I do not want it……"
The following sentences were in a mess, and Ji Meng couldn't hear clearly, so he moved closer, and his ears were almost close to the other's mouth.
"What do you say you don't want?"
This time Ji Meng heard clearly, what he said was "I said I don't want to be photographed by you in Jiugongge and posted on Moments, I am ashamed of myself."
Ji Meng:?
When did he say that he wanted to shoot Ling Xiaolu's Jiugongge and post it on Moments?
But when he took a closer look, Ling Xiaolu fell asleep, and the loyalty ball that Ji Meng took out after hesitating again and again was useless.
Ji Meng felt more tired than playing a full ten dungeons after being made such a fuss by the drunken Ling Xiaolu.
But seeing him sleeping peacefully, the thought of beating someone just now flew out of the sky again.
Especially the light yellow hair, from the root to the tip of the hair, reveals its cuteness.Sneaky touch, soft feel, exactly as imagined, Ji Meng couldn't hold back and touched a couple more, it would be great if he could be as harmless as he is now when he is awake, but Lubi who is sober is really angry Human fine.
What did he say just now?Shoot Jiugongge and send it to Moments?Ji Meng was inspired...
After Ji Meng finished posting Moments, he raised his head and was startled. The baby he raised in the house formed a circle by the bed, looking at the two of them curiously.
The more advanced the baby in the game, the higher the intelligence level of the AI. Ji Meng's collections are top-notch. It is said that the intelligence level is about the same as that of a three-year-old child.
Ji Meng didn't know if it was true, but he only knew that these babies were no less than naughty children when they were mischievous.
"Don't disturb him, do you hear me?" Ji Meng warned them in a low voice.
There was no response from everyone, and a few of them took the opportunity to climb onto the bed with their short legs, and it was not clear whether they understood or not.
Ling Xiaolu was also taken aback when he woke up, with one, two, three, four, five on his head, five big heads forming a circle, looking at him with great interest.
"Wow ah ah ah-"
Ling Xiaolu didn't have the experience of waking up in the game. For a while, he thought he had entered the monster hole, and screamed in fright.
It wasn't until he glanced at the virtual panel in front of him from the corner of his eye that he realized that he might still be online, and the shouting stopped abruptly.
"Where is this?" Ling Xiaolu has never seen this scene, let alone these babies. Looking around, there are fat squirrels, fat penguins, fat mantles... like round balls. , although the baby has never seen it before, but this style of raising pets is a bit familiar.
"Linglong? Linglong, are you there?"
What answered him was Linglong's dialog box.
Linglong: I'm here!Save me quickly!
Ling Xiaolu looked around, and finally found a silver tail twisting desperately under a huge fat buttocks.
This Fat Chirp is taller than Ling Xiaolu when sitting, but its wings are only a little smaller. Ling Xiaolu deeply doubts how it can fly, maybe it can't fly at all.
With all his strength, he finally lifted Fei Jiu a little bit off the bed, and he could be considered to have rescued Ling Long who was under him.
"It finally came out! It almost crushed me to death!" Ling Long turned his head to look at Fat Jiu's face, and then hid behind Ling Xiaolu in fright, "Oh my god!"
"Where am I?" Ling Xiaolu is still at a loss, his last memory stays by the pool, why is he in the house when he wakes up?
"What do you think?" Ling Long complained bitterly, "I bet I kicked you with all my strength, and it only delayed your arrival at Dongye by less than ten hours."
"This is... Dongye? I'm at... Ji Meng's house?"
Linglong shook his claws and threw out a pair of couplets. The first couplet was "Although I don't want to admit it, but it's the truth", the second couplet was "Even if you deserve sympathy, you deserve it", with a banner in his mouth, "This game is full of surprises" .
"..." Ling Xiaolu pretended that the characters were too small to read clearly, "Since I'm at Ji Meng's house, why don't I see other people?"
Ling Long spat out a horizontal criticism: "If he was online, would I still dare to communicate with you so unscrupulously? With all due respect, if one day I accidentally fail to keep you, the culprit must be your mouth."
Ling Xiaolu had a vague impression: "I remembered, I drank a kind of water by the pool, it was very delicious."
"It's not water, it's deer wine. Spirit deer will get drunk when drunk, and only then can people get close to it. Deer wine is at best fruit wine with very low alcohol content for human pets. I would like to ask you a question in reality. Isn’t Zhong’s capacity for alcohol particularly bad?”
"How do I know, I just turned full."
"So yesterday was your first time?"
"No." Ling Xiaolu rubbed his forehead, "Didn't it mean that my head hurts after a hangover? Why don't I feel any headache at all?"
"Are you complimenting our technicians for their professional skills?"
"Then I didn't do anything excessive when I was drunk?"
"What are you referring to as excessive...?"
"For example, after drinking...something." Although he didn't feel anything, but if the programmer can prevent headaches, he can definitely prevent pain in other parts.
"You can rest assured that no one can act outrageously against you without your permission."
Ling Xiaolu heaved a sigh of relief, it's fine for the first time drinking, if it's the first time it's all that, then it's all that.
"In short, I beg you, if you don't want to be exposed, you must stop eating and drinking things of unknown origin!"
Ling Xiaolu didn't remember anything, except that the wine was really delicious.
"Well, I'll try my best." He said vaguely and perfunctorily.
Ling Xiaolu jumped out of the bed, and the five animals followed behind him coherently, as if a train was being dragged behind him.
He had never seen Shangyue's mansion before, so he must be curious.Pushing open a door at random, I found that this is a collection room, lasers are intertwined to form shallow grids the size of a palm, and cards the size of poker cards are suspended in each grid.The light in the room was dim, and the edge of the card exuded a faint light of different colors.
"This is the pet illustration card. The light and shade represent the rarity of the pet, and the color corresponds to the pet's attributes. The collection of the illustration is the first step in catching pets. Only with the illustration can the corresponding pet be tamed."
"Can I show it?"
"Yes, the props in the game will neither be damaged nor dirty, and there is no need for fire, theft, and bear children."
Ling Xiaolu took a card nearby, which was an undead water ghost card.The top of the card is the pet image, and the bottom is the pet's attribute value, learnable skills, capture location and other information.
He laid the card flat, and a holographic projection of the pet floated above the card, spinning slowly while performing various actions, and even had sound effects.
"interesting."
Ling Xiaolu put the card back, and the card automatically floated in place.He changed another room, which turned out to be the collection room.
This room collects all kinds of mini dolls, and the dolls of the same style as pets are neatly displayed in glass cabinets, like a hand-made exhibition hall.
"The dolls have no practical function, they are purely made to satisfy players' desire for collection, especially for female players, it is really a joy to buy dolls, and some rare dolls are even sold at sky-high prices." Ling Long shook his head, his tone Full of a straight man's incomprehension.
Ling Xiaolu originally thought that he had hamster disease, but compared with Ji Meng, he was like a mouse seeing a rat.
Something tugged at Ling Xiaolu's pants. He looked down and saw that chubby squirrel.
"...are you calling me?"
The squirrel continued to tug.
"Is something wrong?"
The squirrel pulled him in a certain direction, and the other babies also looked eager to try.
Ling Xiaolu was surrounded by a group of babies and walked forward until he was brought to a cabinet. The squirrel finally let go of him and slapped the cabinet door vigorously.
"You want me to open this for you? Can you open it? What's in it?"
The squirrel patted it hard a few more times as an answer. Despite the short hands of this squirrel, he is quite strong. The cabinet was shaken and rattled by it, and Ling Xiaolu was worried that it would crack it violently.
Ling Xiaolu pulled lightly, and the cabinet door opened, the squirrel jumped in first, and the other four rushed up excitedly, searching the cabinet for all kinds of food and feasting on it.
Ling Xiaolu: ...
Feelings tricked me to come here just to open the cabinet door for you to steal food?
But... those things do look delicious.Ling Xiaolu couldn't help swallowing.
Ji Meng went online in the bedroom, and found that the person and the baby who had been sleeping here were gone, but there were all kinds of noises coming from outside the house.
Ling Long forcibly suppressed his fear of Fei Jiu, and whipped Ling Xiaolu desperately with his tail, until Ling Xiaolu got impatient.
"Why are you beating me so well?"
The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and Ling Xiaolu also realized that something was wrong.
When Ji Meng came to the door of the food storage room, six food thieves gathered around the messy lockers turned their heads to stare at him, their twelve wide eyes were full of fear of being caught doing something wrong.
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