A Race to (Be) The Top

The geographical location of Fengche Town next door is no less important than Yuanting Town, and it is also a population gathering place with extremely developed commerce.Ling Xiaolu saw a large pet store here for the first time. Just like Ling Long said, the area is comparable to a collection of several parking lots, and there are all seven series of pets.

When the merchants in the store heard that Ji Meng was coming, they all put on a gesture of hospitality to welcome the big benefactor.After learning that the purpose of Ji Meng's trip was to buy land mounts, they all took out their own signature mounts for him to choose from. Ling Xiaolu had the illusion that he was going to the car dealership with the big boss.

"My family's main business is beast-type mounts, tigers, lions, leopards, all kinds of attributes and grades, riding them is very exciting."

"The street in the beast department is too bad. Husband, look at the plants in our house. Is it cool for the piranha to take you shopping? There is also a pumpkin cart, which can seat four people."

"Get to know the undead horse, which is an undead horse. It is different and shows its personality."

The picky Ji Meng didn't pay attention to any of them: "Is that all?"

"Isn't that enough?" Ling Xiaolu was surprised, "Look at this tiger, how handsome is it?"

"Riding a tiger is hard to get off, whether it looks good or sounds bad."

"The pumpkin cart over there is also cute."

"Take the pumpkin cart, do you think you are a little princess?"

"The horseshoe of the undead horse, with blue flames, da da da da da."

"It's all bones, you don't feel panicked."

Ling Xiaolu couldn't bear it anymore: "I don't like this, and I don't like that, so what kind of mount are you here to buy? You can just ride me."

Ji Meng finally didn't refute, but his face blushed strangely.

"Fuck, why are you blushing?!"

The two of them were arguing here, and the clever peddler next to him guessed something: "Shadow Deer, are you two interested? It matches the temperament of this little brother very well."

The reason for this recommendation really aroused Ji Meng's interest: "Really? Take it out and have a look."

The shadow deer is a sika deer with the attribute of dark elements. It has a black body and fluorescent white spots on its body.A pair of beautiful antlers are also soaked in dim light, and with the movement of the head, they leave star trails in the air.

Ji Meng stroked its horn lightly, and seemed to have finally found one that could satisfy him.

"What do you think?" He asked Ling Xiaolu.

"I feel cheated, my temperament is not worthy of it."

This deer is not only beautiful, but also very pleasing, taking the opportunity to rub his face in the palm of Ji Meng affectionately, even Ling Xiaolu felt itchy to touch it.

"I want it. Do you have spirit deer here?" Ji Meng asked the vendor.

The other side looked embarrassed: "This... spirit deer is too rare and difficult to catch. It is temporarily out of stock, how about I help you keep an eye out for it?"

"No need, I'll catch it myself."

Ling Xiaolu sat in front, his attention was all attracted by the antlers, he didn't notice that the posture of the two of them looked like being half-embraced by Ji Meng.

Realizing that this might be big news, the vendor took a screenshot before asking, "Can I use the photo to promote the store?"

"Photos?" Ling Xiaolu turned back and pushed Ji Meng: "My friend, Father Kou will change the photos, will you too?"

Ji Mengchong spread his palms vertically to the merchant, and the other party understood immediately, brought out the light screen and handed it to him.Ji Meng pinched the upper and lower edges and gently swipe sideways, and the photo materialized.

He handed the photo to Ling Xiaolu, glanced at the picture halfway through the handing, changed the route and put it away by himself.

Ling Xiaolu reached out and took the empty hand: "Eh? Isn't it for me?"

Ji Meng got him a new one, and Ling Xiaolu happily put it together with the previous one.After discovering that the game has a dedicated photo album to collect physical photos, his hamster syndrome has sprouted a little bit.

"What is that one?" Ji Meng saw Ling Xiaolu's photo album.

"It's nothing." Ling Xiaolu blocked it with his body guiltily, but his body was in Ji Meng's arms, and it would be effortless for the other party to grab him.

"I want to grab a kid and download a dungeon?" Ji Meng squinted at him, "You wrote it?"

Ling Xiaolu looked around: "Just, just play casually."

Seeing the flicker in his eyes, Ji Meng knew that there must be something to hide.He opened the other party's personal homepage in front of Ling Xiaolu, and saw that his emoji had been forwarded 10,000+ times by the excited melon eaters.

The matter of Ling Xiaolu black him was exposed, and he wanted to escape, but Ji Meng's arms were as strong as iron hoops, let alone somersaults, he couldn't even get off a deer.

"You wait for me." Ji Meng gave him a warning look, and drove the shadow deer to the "wilderness".

Ji Meng carried the man down and put him beside a pile of rubble.

"Squat."

Ling Xiaolu had no choice but to squat down obediently.

"Look at the camera. Look a little bit aggrieved."

Ling Xiaolu felt wronged.

"Be a little more aggrieved."

Ling Xiaolu was even more aggrieved. His grievance was not acted out, his grievance was real.

Ji Meng finally blinked: "Okay."

He operated on the invisible panel of Ling Xiaolu: "This is even."

Ling Xiaolu really wanted to know what he did, but he didn't dare to act rashly.

"Wait for me, don't run around."

"Here? Where are you going?"

"Go pick a prop."

The place where Ji Meng brought Ling Xiaolu was Lutan, known as one of the top ten beauties in the game, where the light deer, which has the opposite attribute to the shadow deer, haunts here.

Ji Meng has a shadow deer and wants to make a pair with the spirit deer.Linglu is cautious by nature and extremely timid, so it must be designed to get drunk with deer wine before capturing.However, deer wine is a time-limited item, and it only exists for 24 hours after collection, so it can only be taken as needed.

Ling Xiaolu opened his homepage as soon as Ji Meng left, and found that he had made an emoticon package in the same way 2 minutes ago, squatting on the ground with great aggrievedness, and wrote—

- I am that kid

Ling Xiaolu: ... Childish.

Compared with Ling Xiaolu's, Ji Meng's number of fans is obviously not an order of magnitude. This childish emoji was circulated wildly as soon as it was posted, and the No. 1 hot comment was actually an advertisement.

@吴风: Your husband and his children bought a luxurious two-person mount Yinglu in our store today [screenshot].As expected of a husband, he has a good vision and generous spending. The point is to buy a baby at Wufeng Pet Store in Fengche Town. You can find all the babies you want! [coordinate]

— Shadow Deer!My dream mount!

——I also want to be so lucky, my husband caught me to make a dungeon and forced me to buy a mount.

——Please keep the Phoenix from your bank for me. My husband will take me to pick it up later.

——I'm late, where can I get the number?

Ling Xiaolu: ... Childish!

Just as Ling Xiaolu was about to close the window, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Ji Meng's circle of friends since he became a friend.

But that guy who doesn't have any friends, probably doesn't have much... things... in his circle of friends...

Ling Xiaolu stared at the page in front of him dumbfounded, expressing apology for his imagining just now.This Ji Meng not only posted on Moments, but was also a Moments butcher.There are as few as three or five posts every day, and as many as a dozen, and the content is the same, all of which are Jiugongge of various babies.There are a few groups of Jiugongge Ling Xiaolu who are even embarrassed to comment, it's like posting a photo nine times!

Emotional Ji Meng's daily online entertainment is playing with babies, feeding babies, photographing babies, showing babies... The legendary single-player player in online games is probably him.

Ling Xiaolu's understanding of Ji Meng has been refreshed again:

The screen-scraping madman Ji Meng

Screenshot Mad Demon·Ji Meng

Show pet mad devil · Ji Meng

In contrast, the previous two naives are not very naive.

Ling Xiaolu checked Moments for a long time but did not see Ji Meng coming back. He got up and looked around, and later realized that the scenery where he was located was extremely beautiful, with green mountains and green pools reflecting each other.Among the fragrance of flowers and plants, there is also a faint trace of indescribable sweetness, wandering in Ling Xiaolu's breath.

"Strange, what is this smell? It's so sweet."

He followed the fragrance downward, the closer to the pool, the stronger the smell, until he saw the source.

It is a low altar of white marble that does not belong to nature and is artificially built. From the outside, it looks like a pool for birds to drink in the park. At this time, a few birds are staying by the altar to comb their feathers .

Ling Xiaolu didn't want to disturb the bird's rest, but he couldn't resist his curiosity about the fragrance.He approached quietly, and took a deep breath at a distance of one meter: so sweet——

It is the plant that is bred by the sun and rain, and bears bright fruits. The fruit is fermented again, exuding the sweet and fruity fragrance in another rich state. The creatures who come and pass by stand intoxicated.

The bird's reaction was much slower than usual. It was only when the uninvited guest was close at hand that it thought of flying away. After flapping its wings a few times in a twisted manner in the air, it fell to the soft grass under the weight, and struggled to get up again, swaying Take a few steps.

Ling Xiaolu had no time to care about the bird, and after tentatively scooping up a handful of transparent liquid for a light drink, he was completely conquered by the sweetness that reached the heart and spleen in an instant.

This is what Li Zheng saw when he arrived, a few birds were lying on the ground in disorder, the deer wine he left behind had run out, and a blond boy was lying on the edge of the wine pool, with flushed cheeks and tight eyes. Closed, but there was no sign of the deer.

He frowned slightly, and stepped forward to check, but the boy who seemed to be sleeping wobbled up and looked at him with squinted eyes.

"It's you," Ling Xiaolu chuckled, "I remember you, you are that... plastic surgery monster."

Li Zheng's face remained unchanged, of course he recognized who this person was.

"How will you be here?"

"Me? I came... riding a deer."

"Did you drink my wine?"

Ling Xiaolu sat blankly for a while, then turned his head to look at the pool blankly, as if he had to think about the meaning of each action for a long time before doing it.

"Yes, it's delicious." He paused. "Is there any more?"

Li Zheng's doubts deepened, he didn't remember that deer wine had intoxicating effects.

But Ling Xiaolu showed a typical drunk reaction, and he couldn't figure it out, so he called his exclusive customer service.

"I want to ask, how will the player react after drinking the deer wine?"

"Hi, deer wine is an in-game tool for catching pets. Ordinary players won't have special reactions after drinking it."

After the customer service finished speaking, they found out the existence of Ling Xiaolu. They were vigilantly aware of what had happened, and they were shocked: "But!!"

Li Zheng was slightly startled by her suddenly raised voice: "But?"

"Very few players with special physiques who are extremely sensitive to alcohol may experience symptoms similar to drunkenness after drinking Lu'er Wine by mistake, so we do not recommend players to drink it."

"What if you accidentally drink and get drunk?"

"It's not a big problem, it's the same as in reality, just sleep well."

After sending off the line, the customer service friendly notified his colleagues: "It's not good! Your bucky will be taken away by my client!"

"what?!"

Li Zheng squatted down: "Who brought you here? Is there anyone who can pick you up?"

The corner of Ling Xiaolu's mouth was always unconsciously raised when he was drunk: "You...you look like someone from a fairy tale novel, can you fly with a sword?"

"Can you go offline by yourself? Or do you have a place to live?"

"Be my master, teach... me to fly with the sword, okay?"

Ling Xiaolu always answered irrelevant questions, Li Zheng was at a loss what to do, but when he wanted to get up, he found that Ling Xiaolu had grabbed his clothes.

"If you don't teach me, I won't...not let you go..."

Li Zheng can teleport away directly, but it doesn't seem good to leave a drunk person here.

After hesitating again and again, he hugged him horizontally. Ling Xiaolu was drunk and talking nonsense, but his body was limp and he didn't struggle at all.

This wasn't the first time Ling Xiaolu was so close to Zheng's face, but this time he dared to say anything when he was drunk.

"Your face, how much did it cost... I'll save money to fix it... It's so beautiful...

"But in comparison... I prefer... the bird head. With the bird head, there is no need for plastic surgery, hehe..."

It was at this time that Linglong successfully connected, and when he heard the word "bird", he almost frightened back again.

He had already made the worst preparations for kicking people offline, but it was still a step too late. The scene in front of Ling Long changed, and he was forced to teleport to Li Zheng's home along with Ling Xiaolu.

Ji Meng came back with a lot of deer wine, but the man disappeared.

Open the friend panel, Lubi is still online, but his location is displayed in Beimang.

Beimang is thousands of miles away from Lutan, and it takes more than half a day for ordinary players to go there, let alone Ling Xiaolu, who doesn't have a mount that can't teleport.

Ji Meng turned on the crazy private mode.

Ji Meng: What about you?

Ji Meng: Didn't you say don't run around?

Ji Meng: Why are you in Beimang? ? ?

Ji Meng: How did you get there?

Ji Meng: Did someone kidnap you? ?Is it for a bounty?

Ji Meng: Quickly answer! ! !

At this time, Ling Xiaolu drank the deer wine happily in his sleep, muttering in his mouth: It's really fragrant.

Ji Meng could not wait for a reply, so he simply used a friend to send, but was told that "you do not have the right to visit the area where this friend is located".

He thought it was a system bug, and tried a few more times, each time getting the same feedback.

The anxious Ji Meng also called customer service.

"Why doesn't my friend transfer function work? The system prompts me that I don't have permission to access?"

"Hello, this may happen because your friend's location is not in a public area."

"Non-public areas? Where can he go as a novice?"

"There are quite a lot of such areas, such as dungeons, prisons, event maps, private residences, etc."

Ji Meng couldn't think of any of the above places that might be related to Ling Xiaolu, and the fact that Guang appeared thousands of miles away in an instant was very suspicious.

"I'll give you the name, can you check his coordinates for me?"

"Sorry, this belongs to user privacy, and I can't help it."

"What if it's a special situation? If my friend doesn't reply to me, I suspect he is in danger."

"If there is a violation of the game convention, a call for help button will automatically appear on the user panel, so you don't have to be nervous."

"Does that mean you can't do anything?" For the first time, Ji Meng was very sad that he, the "privileged class" in everyone's mouth, had no privileges.

After all, Ji Meng's customer service is partial to him: "Maybe you can get clues from your friend's location. You can move to a long-distance place in a very short period of time. Usually, you can only do this by making an appointment."

"Shangying? Beimang...?" Ji Meng was sure where he had heard of it, as if it was no secret that he lived in Dongye, "...Lizheng?"