A Race to (Be) The Top

The air froze for one second, two seconds, three seconds... All the creatures present remained motionless, as if they had been cast with a holding spell, and maintained the posture at the moment they were captured, motionless, ridiculous.

"Gulululu." A hazelnut rolled to the ground, and time resumed.

Ling Xiaolu quickly raised his finger and pointed at the squirrel: "It did it!"

Almost at the same time, the five short hands pointed at Ling Xiaolu in unison, including the ridiculously small wing.

Ling Xiaolu: ...these ungrateful bastards.

Ji Meng walked towards them with a grim expression, and the animals dispersed, leaving only the "culprit" waiting to be questioned by the owner of the house.

"I'm really an accomplice, don't believe them, I..."

Ji Meng raised his hand, Ling Xiaolu thought he was going to get an electric shock, so he closed his eyes in fright.

Before the imaginary sound of electric current came, someone wiped the corner of his mouth heavily.

He secretly opened his eyes a slit, and Ji Meng's face was darkened very close to him.

"It's all in the face!" He scolded not very politely.

Ling Xiaolu hurriedly wiped his entire face, pretending to be innocent: "I'm hungry, and I didn't find anything else to eat, if there was, I wouldn't..."

Without saying a word, Ji Meng opened the locker next door, which was filled with all kinds of food and materials.

"...If I had known that there was food in there, I would definitely not have opened this cabinet." Ling Xiaolu changed his words fluently. If he didn't listen to the content, he would not be able to understand these two sentences.

Ji Meng didn't bother to expose him: "I gave you the authority to be a cohabitant in this room..."

"Same with who?"

"...you can take everything in the house, and you can eat what's in my bag, but, yes," he emphasized, "you are absolutely not allowed to eat anything of unknown origin outside!"

"I did not eat……"

"You're not allowed to drink either!" Ji Meng angrily interrupted him, "Do you know that you have a special constitution?"

"Me? I have a special constitution? Is there any?"

"You can get drunk with deer wine, what if you eat something unknown next time and get poisoned to death?"

"Then your company will lose a lot of money." Ling Xiaolu answered without thinking, and then regretted it, because Ji Meng really looked like he really wanted to hit him.Judging from this performance, it is estimated that I did not toss lightly the night before.

"I don't know that one can get drunk when drunk. Did I cause you a lot of trouble when I was drunk?"

"What do you say?"

Ling Xiaolu also felt embarrassed: "Then what can I do to calm you down?"

Ji Meng didn't have any idea at first, but when he glanced at Ling Long from the corner of his eye, he suddenly wanted to use his own way to treat him.

"Okay, then I'm going to spank your mini wind dragon's ass."

Ling Xiaolu grabbed Ling Long without hesitation and brought it to him: "Here."

Linglong: ...

Ji Meng: ...

"You're welcome, let's do it." Ling Xiaolu enthusiastically stuffed Ling Long into Ji Meng's hand.

Ji Meng was not interested in making a real move: "You promised too readily, didn't you?"

"That's what I said, if you spank it, it doesn't hurt me."

Ji Meng regretted it, he should have proposed to beat Master Fenglong's ass!

"But there is a question I've wanted to ask for a long time, where did you get this little pet from?" Ji Meng took Fenglong with great affection, picked it up and looked around.

The wind-breathing pterosaur is a new favorite in the expansion pack, and it is still rare in the game. When he saw Ling Xiaolu for the first time, this little dragon was by his side.

Fortunately, Manager Ke had explained this long ago, and Ling Xiaolu was not in a panic: "One-time purchase of the bracelet plus a deluxe version of the expansion pack will be given away by the client, and new player benefits, you will also get it if you buy it, but I guess you won't like it."

Ji Meng didn't doubt that he had it, and returned Fenglong to Ling Xiaolu: "Forget it this time, don't be drunk and treat it as a GM next time."

"Ah? I, I, I thought it was a GM?" Ling Xiaolu panicked, "How could I be so stupid?"

"You are still chasing it and making it block my account, I really regret not recording it for you to see!"

Only then did Ling Xiaolu realize that he might have passed "lost body" at a distance of 0.01 millimeters. The words "drinking wrong" really do not deceive me.

"Thank you my friend for not recording!" Ling Xiaolu said this very sincerely, so sincere that Ji Meng regretted it, why didn't he record it?After the recording, there will be material to mock him, and maybe he will be softly begged to delete it...

"Husband~ can you delete the black history of the family~~"

"Not good." Ji Meng said with a straight face.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Ji Meng was wandering again, Ling Xiaolu stretched out his hand to wake him up, "You didn't drink?"

After returning to his senses, Ji Meng looked at Shangling Xiaolu's probing eyes, pretending to be indifferent: "Forget it."

With the frequency of this guy's troubles, there must be many opportunities to photograph his embarrassing behavior in the future, let's forget it this time.

Ling Xiaolu was even more inexplicable: "Why forget it?"

"Where are you going?"

Ling Xiaolu: ... Are we really talking in the same time and space?

"What do you mean where am I going?"

"I'm going out later, I'll take you where you want to go."

The frequency of the two people finally connected once.

"If you have something to do, go and do it, and even go online." Ling Xiaolu was polite as usual.

Ji Meng wanted to go online to see how he was doing, but his words changed: "Of course I want to come up...to see if you have stolen food!"

"..." If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be polite to him, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't refute it, because he did steal it and was caught straight!

"Where to... I don't know, why don't you send me to a place where novices can do tasks."

Ji Meng was silent, still silent, still silent.

Ling Xiaolu couldn't understand: "This request is so difficult, does it take so long to think about it?"

Ji Meng was poked at the sore spot: "I was thinking, how do I know, I have never done a novice task!"

"Then what did you do when you first entered the game?"

"Catch babies, spawn monsters."

"anything else?"

"Continue to catch babies, continue to farm monsters."

"..." Ling Xiaolu was heartbroken, "Your uncle gave you the engagement ring, but you live like a cheater. Are you worthy of your company's programmers who work overtime?"

Ji Meng was silent again for a moment: "Then don't do it either."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

"We'll do it together when I'm online."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ? ? ?

"What's that expression on your face?" Ji Meng forcefully explained, "I mean, I heard that the tasks in this game are difficult, and many of them have to be completed in a team, and you can't do it alone!"

"Why can't I do the novice task by myself? Don't underestimate people."

"Am I wrong? You will be wanted as soon as I log off, and you will get drunk after a while after I leave. As long as I'm not around, you will cause trouble!"

Ling Xiaolu refused: "It's not that I cause trouble when you're not around, but I still cause trouble when you're around!"

"You, you're still very proud, aren't you?"

"What's the matter with being proud? Don't accept it!"

Ji Meng held back his anger and sent Ling Xiaolu (who thought he was) unable to walk an inch away from him back to Yuanting Town.

Seeing that he started to read an offline message, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly shouted: "Hey! You cancel the authority of your family and someone, and I will never go to Dongye again!"

Ji Meng: "Hmph!"

Ling Xiaolu: ...Here we go again!The pig essence is reincarnated!

"Aren't you going to cancel it yourself?" Ji Meng asked back.

"Can you cancel this by yourself? How to cancel it?"

Ji Meng was relieved to know that he would not, turned his face away and continued to read the article, making it clear that he did not want to tell him.

Ling Xiaolu was so angry that he had to take advantage of the last second before Ji Meng went offline to capture the domineering appearance of the other party with his neck stuck, and once again P into an emoticon package and sent it to the homepage:

——Let’s learn Ji call together, together:

--Humph!

He, Ling Xiaolu, is no longer what he used to be, with over ten thousand followers, and a new internet celebrity, as long as he posts emojis fast enough, Crown Prince Ji Doutu won't be able to beat him!

Chang Huanxi waited for Ji Meng to appear half an hour later than the appointed time.

"Why so late? Are you online again?"

Ji Meng was in a bad mood.

"No pets."

Seeing that he denied feeding pets but not denying going online, Chang Huanxi felt strange: If Ji Meng didn't feed pets, pigs would become extinct!

"What's the matter? Since I've been waiting for you for more than half an hour, tell me quickly to make me happy."

Ji Meng was not in a good mood, and when he was questioned, he told Ling Xiaolu exactly how he felt about his plastic friend.

Chang Huanxi analyzed rationally: "Maybe people dislike you at all and don't want to have contact with you?"

"Impossible!" Ji Meng denied it very simply.

"Why are you so sure?"

Ji Meng seriously recalled the details of the relationship between the two, and threw out a strong argument: "He admitted that he is my friend."

Now it's Chang Huanxi's turn to look disgusted: "So what if you admit that you are a friend, there are as many people calling your husband in your game as the crucian carp in the river, don't they all love you with their mouths, and feel numb in their hearts? "

"..." Ji Meng was silent, "This time is different."

"Well, what did you say in the original words at that time, please describe it to me."

"I just said...'The task is difficult, you can't complete it by yourself', what's wrong with this sentence?"

"It's true, but can't you speak well?"

"Why didn't I say it properly?" Ji Meng asked dissatisfied.

"Come on, follow me," Chang Huanxi taught word by word, "I want to form a team with you to do the task."

"...Who wouldn't say such a simple thing?"

"It's all in Chinese, you can do it, try it!"

Chang Huanxi desperately gestured "Come here" to him.

Ji Meng: "..."

He cleared his throat: "I want to be with you..."

His lips were a little dry, and he licked them, looking around.

"Don't look around, look at me." Chang Huanxi didn't allow him to look away, "Look into my eyes and speak sincerely."

Ji Meng was forced to meet his eyes: "I think... I think..."

Ji Meng was at a loss for words, and the two of them only had eyes for each other. In the end, Chang Huanxi couldn't hold on anymore: "You better stop looking at me, I'm afraid you'll take a fancy to me."

Ji Meng turned his head angrily.

Chang Huanxi felt bitter, if there was only one person in the world who could be friends with Ji Meng, why was he the only one?

At the same time in the game, Ling Xiaolu, who had finally regained his freedom, rushed into the pet exchange, ate all the talent balls he had accumulated, and learned several useful close-range skills:

——Windfury: Passive skill.There is a certain probability of triggering double damage when attacking, and it can be triggered at most once within 2.5 seconds.

——Bloodsucking: Passive skill.Convert 15% of damage caused by physical attacks into own HP.

——Yang Yan: Passive skill.Has a certain probability of dodging physical attacks, and instantly creates multiple phantoms to confuse the enemy, triggering at most once within 15 seconds.

——Concealment: It is integrated with the environment and is not easy to be found. Any form of active attack or damage will cancel the effect. The first physical attack in the hidden state must be a critical strike.Duration 30 seconds, 5 minute cooldown.

The biggest advantage of these four skills is that the player's pets are shared, and there is no need to cover up. The first three passive skills do not need to be bound. Shout "I'm going invisible!"

After learning the skills, the wallet has bottomed out, but Ling Xiaolu is still very satisfied: I have become poorer and stronger.

Yuanting Town is still so lively. Even though there are relatively few online people in the morning, the commercial street is still bustling, with shouts of hawking, chatting and laughing one after another, and Ling Xiaolu, who walks among the crowd with a green name, feels safe—if you ignore The word "reward".

The large number of people avoided Linglong's croaking noise, but this did not affect his unscrupulous swiping on Lingxiaolu's holographic dialogue screen:

Linglong: Do you want to know the latest developments in the game?Do you want to miss the hottest consultation in mainland China?Then quickly open the news board and grasp the hot spots first-hand!

Linglong: The command to open the news board——

Linglong: Spread the palm of one hand, put the two fingers of the other hand together, and swipe up from the wrist to the fingertips.

While Ling Xiaolu seriously considered the possibility of blackmailing the GM, he opened the so-called news board, and finally knew why Ling Long insisted on him reading this.

What was recorded on the news board was a summary of the previous day's hot events. Ling Xiaolu didn't know whether to call it lucky or unlucky, and he took four of them:

1.#Departure Deerby#

(Ling Xiaolu looked at it and thought: Sure enough, he is still popular with male gods.)

2.#Ji Meng Lu Bi#

(Well, as expected of a national husband, he has a face.)

3.#陈九相关鹿比#

(Is the attention so high after being locked? I can't figure it out.)

4.#叶父父家有气#

(The power of money cannot be underestimated.)

5.#叶古鹿比#

(……reject.)

Ling Long: How do you feel?

Lubi: How much money did Li Zheng pay for the top search on the Internet, my crown prince Ji will give you double!

Ling Long: I am relieved to see that you still have the spirit to play back. After all, the current situation seems to run counter to your expected low-key. I am still reviewing whether there is a problem with the game guidance.

Ruby: Don't worry, I won't complain to you.

Ling Xiaolu comforted him.

Ruby: After all, I don't remember your job number.

Ling Long was very moved and hid his work permit properly.

The sound of storytelling came from the entrance of the tavern, which attracted Ling Xiaolu's attention. Unexpectedly, there were still people talking in the game.Many players were listening around, and Ling Xiaolu also went to join in the fun.

"It's said that the male god of the people fought against each other. He showed his weapons and fought with Ji Meng, the husband of the people. The Silver Snake and Lei Lulu are tearing at each other, accumulating electricity and strangling each other, each doing their own tricks..."

"Melon seeds, drinks, peanuts!"

Ling Xiaolu listened with gusto, and beckoned to the vendor: "Come make melon seeds!"

"okay!"

Ling Xiaolu was eating melon seeds, and I heard that the scholar continued to preach in a cadence, "...It was too late to say it, it was too soon, Li Zheng hugged the young man beside him and jumped back, and saw the green young man with delicate features and delicate features. Zhuo, but weeping until he was pear blossoms and raining, arousing pity."

The more Ling Xiaolu listened, the more amusing he became, and he asked, "Why is he crying?"

"What the young man was crying was, 'Hey, I have no grievances or enmity with you, Prince Ji, why do you make things difficult for me?' But Ji Meng asked, 'You flirt with this man, fling yourself in your arms, and why do you want to make things difficult for me? Have you put the crown prince in your eyes!'”

"Hahaha well said!" Ling Xiaolu applauded.

The storyteller cupped his hands in the direction of Ling Xiaolu, and continued, "This boy named Lubi..."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough!" A series of earth-shattering coughs erupted from the crowd, frightening the surrounding people. "

"Are you OK?"

Ling Xiaolu pointed at his throat hoarsely: "Melon, melon seeds..."

"It's not good! Someone got stuck in the melon seed shell!"

"Where? Who?!"

"This way! This way... this boy named Lubi... got stuck in a melon seed shell..." The eyewitness continued the storyteller's words with a stunned expression.

Ling Xiaolu: ...Don't think about connecting the context at a time like this!

"Wow! I saw a live Buckby!"

"Unexpectedly, I saw 4/5 of the top five in today's headlines at once!"

"Luby, I watched your live broadcast yesterday, and Dad Kou was tricked so badly by you! When will you broadcast again, I will pay attention to you."

"Can you tell me about your experience in intimate contact with the three major appointments?"

"Ruby is here, so where is my husband? Where is my male god?"

"Everyone, it's more realistic to worry about whether Zhenjiu will kill him. Didn't you see that his reward is still on him?"

"Isn't he the one who should be more worried? Don't you find that he is about to be stuck to death?"

……

Ling Xiaolu was finally saved after being beaten and beaten by people nearby. He was still in fear. The first time he died in the game, he almost contributed to the melon seed shell. Can he get an achievement if he died so embarrassingly?

And who wrote this review?He, a green young man carved in jade, is going to call the police!

The storyteller obviously recognized the protagonist of the story, and was just about to say hello with a smile when his expression suddenly changed: "Be careful!"

Linglong's warning also arrived almost simultaneously——

Ling Long: Run, run, run, run!

As soon as Ling Xiaolu took a step, he sensed the wind above his head. He knew that it was too late to run. He hugged his head and rolled on the ground to the limit. There was a loud noise behind him, accompanied by a heat wave, and the huge impact pushed Ling Xiaolu made several somersaults on the ground.

Those who didn't get the warning were not so lucky. They were smashed into ghosts on the spot by the meteor shower spell that fell from the sky, and they raised their cards and questioned angrily:

Fuck!Who did it?

He actually engaged in a sneak attack?

Even a ghost will not let you go!

"Roar--"

With a deafening roar, Ling Xiaolu and everyone followed the prestige, and a huge "fuck" sounded in his heart: King Kong? ? !

This gigantic orangutan, which looked exactly like King Kong, slapped its chest loudly on the roof, and jumped down in the direction of Ling Xiaolu impartially.

Wouldn't it turn into a meat paste if you were hit head-on by it?When Ling Xiaolu was nervous, he subconsciously stretched out two fingers: "Don't come over!"

"King Kong" was delayed by the deceleration effect for 1.5 seconds. Ling Xiaolu quickly took advantage of the gap and rolled to the side twice again. His index finger moved to his lips and disappeared in full view.

In the next second, "King Kong" landed heavily and let out a long howl. Two Kong Wu's powerful arms were raised high, and then they hit the ground fiercely. Xiaolu originally planned to use the earth tunnel to run, but was also interrupted because of this blow and fell to the ground.

"King Kong" landed on all fours, aiming at Ling Xiaolu who tried his best to escape, and launched a dash.This time, no matter what, Ling Xiaolu raised his arms to cover his eyes. Dou Kou’s warning was true, and death in this game was fake, but the fear of facing the moment of death—especially for a ignorant man like him For newcomers to the death experience—the real deal.

Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes tightly and waited for a long time, but the powerful impact he was waiting for did not come.

There seemed to be a wind blowing all around, and he was in the center of the vortex, without opening his eyes, he could feel the leaves and sand blown up by the strong wind hitting him.

As the wind stopped, Ling Xiaolu hesitantly lowered the arm that was blocking his eyes slowly, and the back view that appeared frame by frame in front of him seemed taller and taller due to the perspective of him sitting on the ground.

The surrounding wind has stopped, but the long white hair and the same white clothes of the visitor are still without wind.

The burly body of "King Kong" was designated by him in place with only one hand.

"Go." He flicked his middle finger lightly, and the orangutan was bounced away at high speed, crashing three buildings before falling heavily.

The person who rescued Ling Xiaolu from "King Kong" turned around slowly, revealing a peerless face that would be amazing no matter how many times he looked at it.

Facing Ling Xiaolu who was sitting on the ground dumbfounded, the other party was not surprised that he would show such an expression.

"Are you all right, disciple."

The author has something to say: Today there is a sub-CP character online (the supporting role without a name in the supporting role column is too miserable).