[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After tidying up the students with open minds, Yoshida Shoyo looked at the old man in front of him who could be said to have not seen for many years, and stood at the door and asked, "Why don't you come in and sit down, Dazai?"

"Of course! It would be even better if there is a bowl of fragrant rice~"

Songyang looked Dazai up and down, "I think before that, Dazai, you should take a bath first."

"Ah, so many years have passed, Matsuyo-san has not only grown taller, but also able to take care of others~" After receiving the change of clothes, Osamu Dazai sighed as he looked at Matsuyo who had grown into an outstanding adult.

"Haha, Dazai-san, you haven't changed at all for so many years." He smiled and led the way for the man, "Okay, the hot water is ready, Dazai-san is here, I'll go prepare dinner first."

That's what I said, but when Yoshida Matsuyo prepared the dinner, he waited and waited and didn't see Osamu Dazai come out.

"It's so slow, that uncle..."

Because it is a rare Muxiu, there are only Yoshida Shoyo and Sakata Gintoki in the Matsushita private school today. They patted their stomachs that had already started to growl. Gintoki felt that he could not wait any longer, "Then teacher A Yin Go see what that uncle is doing!"

"Wait, Yinshi!" Songyang stopped with a complicated expression on his face as if he had thought of something.

"It's okay, teacher, Ah Yin runs very fast!" The voice echoed in the corridor, and in the next second, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ms. Songyang!"

Song Yang who hurried over saw the disciple who was scrambling and hiding behind him with a terrified expression, and...

The hot water was scattered all over the floor, and the well-dressed man put a bandage on the beam and hanged himself with a calm face...

"It has nothing to do with... Yinsang, teacher, you... You see, Ah Yin is just a child, right? How could he have the strength to kill such a big man, and then pretend to be a suicide scene!"

Yoshida Shoyang felt a bit of a headache in his lower body, and comforted his excellent disciple, "It's okay Yinshi, the teacher believes in you, it's okay, go and surrender... When the time for serving the sentence is up, the teacher... the teacher will come with Gui and Jinzhu Take yours."

"Teacher, you are directly convicting Ah Yin. At this time, shouldn't you comfort Ah Yin and say, it's okay, the teacher believes in his students!!" Yin Shi, who was so angry with his teacher's attitude, even forgot just now The panic started to complain.

"If you look at Yinshi, it's all right. Why do you feel panic when it's not something you do?" Smiling, he rubbed Yinshi's curly hair, "And..."

With a whoosh, Yoshida Matsuyo flew out the saber from his waist and cut off the bandage.

He strode forward, holding the scabbard, and poked the man's face, "Can Dazai-san stop scaring my timid disciple?"

Terrified, Yinshi grabbed the teacher's sleeve and tried to stop his disrespectful action to the dead, "Teacher, forget it, people cannot be resurrected after death..." Live.

"Oh my god, it's a scam!!"

"What a rude boy." Osamu Dazai stood up with a smile, and calmly removed the scabbard in front of him, "I am a real person."

Trembling and frightened, he stretched out a hand and put it between the man's nose. After feeling a hot breath, Yinshi relaxed, and then became furious, "It's impossible no matter how you think about it. It has been confirmed that this man's heartbeat has stopped! Sure enough, he is still a fake corpse, right!"

Osamu Dazai, dressed in a standard men's kimono, patted the non-existent dust on his body with steam, "Oh, I'm just happy with my friends who haven't seen each other for many years. Gen Fangliang thinks it is really a good wood suitable for hanging... As for your heart arrest, alas, people are drifting in the rivers and lakes, of course they need some special skills."

Tips · Cardiac arrest for 0.5 seconds.This is the experience he has explored on the road of suicide for many years, "If it weren't for you being a disciple of Songyang, I wouldn't have shown this unique skill to outsiders."

"The devil wants to see your unique skill!" Yin Shi really didn't want to complain about the man's words.

In order to prevent his students from being shocked and lose their faith in life, Yoshida Shoyo said, "Let's eat first."

Until the meal was finished, Sakata Gintoki observed the man in front of him with complicated eyes, and then ran to his teacher who was washing dishes in the kitchen, "Teacher Songyang, although this man is a rare handsome guy, but It's really not a good match for marriage."

"Gintoki, the relationship between the teacher and Dazai-san is really not what you think." Yoshida Matsuyo frowned, and he was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to explain to his students, "Forget it, Gintoki, can you help the teacher close the closet?" Take out the bedding."

Sakata Gintoki looked at the obsessed teacher, and really felt that the man named Dazai Osamu might not be a ghost or something, he is a male version of a vixen, how long has it been, his family is purer than a lily, Mr. Songyang The elbows are turned out!

After the only disciple left, Songyang wiped his hands and went outside, "It's been a long time since I saw Dazai."

"Yeah, yeah, I was the one who said I wanted to open a private school back then, but I didn't expect..." As if thinking of something, Osamu Dazai said with a complicated expression, "Songyang, you...could you really be like the silver-haired kid? Do you have any thoughts on the next?"

The more Osamu Dazai thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, or it must have been hundreds of years in his sleep, why did Song Yang recognize him when the two met for the first time?

It's really frightening to think about it carefully, looking at the man with a little defense, Osamu Dazai tightly covered his clothes, "Let's talk about it first, you just say that no one who gets me will get my heart!"

"Dazai-san, after so many years, the water in your head doesn't seem to be drying up."

"It's really too much. Have you forgotten that Songyang Sangmen disguised himself as a woman to deceive his pure feelings in those years?"

"Anyway, it's a problem with your own eyes." Yoshida Shoyang refused to bear the blame.

But... this man is still as vigilant as ever, it's really hard to pry a word of the truth from this man's mouth.

"Then Dazai-kun, the last question, are you still waiting for your Mr. Monster?"

"Of course! I already feel that the fateful reunion is just around the corner!"

"You... Come on..." Yoshida Shoyang felt that this man was also pitiful, so he didn't say anything else to provoke him.

But... "Dazai-san, although I can take you in, do you have money?"

Dazai, who had no half of his body, was stunned. He moved his ears and heard the slight sound outside the door, and raised his lips, "Songyang-san has really changed a lot, and he and Zai made an agreement to live together until they die. It’s the same place. Sure enough, people will change after seeing the splendor of a big city.”

Yoshida Shoyang, who had already reacted, was a little helpless. After hearing the footsteps outside the door getting farther and farther away, the light-colored eyes of the long-haired man were full of tolerance and helplessness, "Is it fun?"

"Of course, it's really great." Osamu Dazai replied with a smile.

When Osamu Dazai walked out of the house with a yawn the next day and came to the hall for breakfast, he undoubtedly accepted the attention of the entire private school.

"Look, look, that's Mr. Songyang's old lover. She really is just like what Yinshi said, a little boy who relies on his face to make a living."

"Oh, just looking at his appearance, I really don't know that he is the kind of dirty adult who beats and scolds his wife in the legend, and forces his sick wife to go out to earn money, eat, drink and gamble all day long."

"Wow, what a scumbag!"

The whisperings of the children around did not make Mr. Dazai feel guilty at all. He calmly found an empty seat and praised happily, "Wow, there are crabs!"

"Is it alright if they say that about you?" Gui, who was sitting next to Osamu Dazai, asked.

Because it was a rare inquiry from a black and straight beauty, Osamu Dazai thought about it patiently. If you think about it carefully, he seems to have pushed all the reports to Chuya during the port mafia period. Even the job of the two of them is to let the little man play the striker, and after leaving Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, they have been taken care of for as long as two years...

Even now, the little dwarf black card is still on him...

After happily biting off a bite of crab meat, he smiled and said to the tall black girl beside him, "It doesn't matter at all, because after thinking about it carefully, I found that what they said is actually not wrong!"

Gui: "!!"

"The wig said not to communicate with that kind of failed middle-aged uncle, decadent bacteria can be contagious."

Gintoki, who has been through it, is heartbroken for his companion's disobedience.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"So it's osmanthus sauce..." Osamu Dazai muttered to himself, and then his kite-colored eyes were filled with ecstasy, "I don't know the beautiful osmanthus sauce..."

Before he could say anything, a porcelain bowl flew out of the kitchen and hit Osamu Dazai on the forehead.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Dazai, the bowl in my hand suddenly slipped." Yoshida Matsuyo sincerely apologized in plain kimono with loose long hair, "Also, Dazai, your eye disease really needs to be cured, my family Gui is a boy."

"Tch." Osamu Dazai covered his red forehead, sighing, is it true that all the cute boys in this world are boys?

"Okay everyone, Dazai is a friend I haven't seen for many years. He came here to join me because of the bad times. Mr. Dazai is a very knowledgeable and wise man. Everyone gets along well with him. What do you understand? You can ask him for advice." Songyang smiled and introduced Dazai to his students.

"Good~"

"Don't worry, teacher, we will get along well with Mr. Dazai!"

Just because of Yoshida Matsuyo's words, Osamu Dazai obviously felt that the hostility in himself gradually dissipated. Is it really a powerful personality?

It's amazing, Xu-chan, you've grown into a great adult.