[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Xu felt that it was a mistake for him to agree to bring the man called Dazai Osamu.

Can you imagine that there is such a kind of food that can kill yourself even if it is a little hard?

Xu felt that in just a few days with this man named Osamu Dazai, he really saw all kinds of strange ways of death that only you can't think of, and no man can't do it?

Just when Xu was about to collapse, Osamu Dazai bid farewell to the boy one morning, "I'm leaving now, Xu-chan~"

Although Xu has told Osamu Dazai about his real gender, but... you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.

This statement also applies to Osamu Dazai, he doesn't care anyway, Xu-chan is so cute, she must be a beautiful girl!He unilaterally does not accept the second possibility.

Facing the man's sudden resignation, he blinked, feeling very abrupt, and asked, "Why?"

"Oh, Xu-chan doesn't mean he's in love with his subordinates, right? That's not okay, his body and mind belong to Nakaya alone~"

"Oh..." Xu felt that he should hold the torch high in his hand.

To this man who suddenly appeared and disappeared suddenly, Xu asked one last question before parting, "Dazai, what are you waiting for?"

Apart from the same emptiness in the iris eyes of the man named Osamu Dazai, the biggest difference is that this man seems to have been waiting for something.

Unexpectedly, this taciturn boy would be so perceptive. Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and then replied, "I'm waiting for my Mr. Monster to pack himself up for me one day in a colorful auspicious cloud~"

The corners of Xu Xu's mouth twitched in response to this fake answer, until the last moment, this man was so unreliable... Xu Xu, who felt that he was fooled by the man again, directly threw Osamu Dazai in the middle of the road, "Then you What are you going to do now?"

"Emmmm...Let me think about it." Osamu Dazai raised his hands in embarrassment, and then clapped his hands fiercely, "I can open a private school and teach students to study!"

"You teach?"

"Of course, Xu-chan, don't underestimate me. Unlike you, who are illiterate, I can be said to be well-educated!"

Really illiterate: ... "Hehe, goodbye rubbish."

Osamu Dazai felt very innocent. What he said was clearly the truth. Nowadays, children are really getting more and more tempered, and they can't even listen to the truth.

But it is said that it is going to build a private school, but... there is no motivation at all.

Still waiting for the government of time to repair the space-time tunnel, and then he can return to Honmaru with Mi Jiang who is in another world.It is easier to get high property compensation, become rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

Another good news is that his dwarf is likely to come to this world, although he doesn't know the time, but...Mr. Dazai thinks he can take a nap first and wait slowly, doesn't he?

Though I thought so when I fell asleep...

However, this does not mean that Mr. Dazai can accept that when he closes his eyes, he is still above the cold weapon era of samurai. After opening his eyes, what is this thing?Why are there even spaceships?

I'm afraid the technology tree in this world is not lit up a bit quickly.

Bloody... rancid... Mr. Dazai found that the best position he had chosen before falling asleep turned into a sea of ​​corpses and blood after he opened his eyes and was taken aback by this rapidly developing world.Facing the unfamiliar environment, he put his hand on his waist subconsciously. After touching the familiar ice, he was relieved a little. Very well, he at least set a prison on the candlestick before going to bed. .

Because I put a large wave of aura on Candlestick Cut before I fell asleep, and there was no formal hand-made three-piece suit, jade steel, charcoal, and cooling materials, so Candlestick Cut recovered very slowly, and I am still in a deep sleep. middle.

He got up unsteadily, and because he had been asleep for so long, Osamu Dazai staggered and fell to the ground for the first time...

Although his legs can't be said to be muscular atrophy, but... his stomach has begun to seriously protest against his self-abuse behavior, so hungry...

Standing up cautiously, covering his hungry stomach with one hand, he looked around except for corpses and dead people.

"I'm so hungry, I don't even have the energy to walk." After trying to take two steps forward, Osamu Dazai felt that all his strength was exhausted, which was really miserable.

The Nakaya radar on his body didn't respond at all. Could it be that his little guy had already missed him perfectly when he fell into a deep sleep for no reason?

You must know that unlike the Dazai of the related family, the little dwarf will appear in more or less states every time he comes to a different world...

The worst scenario would be that a beauty similar to Ling Yueji appeared next to the little man, and acted as a matchmaker for him. When Dazai finally found his little man, he found that his children could play soy sauce.

No...it's really too cruel.

Thinking about it this way, Mr. Dazai felt that he had no hope of surviving.

"Uncle, what are you doing here?"

"I'm trying to find a reason to live." He replied reflexively, but... was there anyone here just now?Osamu Dazai raised his head, and then saw the silver curly-haired kid with dead fish eyes standing in front of him.

"Uncle, listen to Ah Yin's persuasion, since you have survived the battlefield, there will always be hope." The silver-haired curly-haired kid who claimed to be A Yin stretched out his little finger to pick his nostrils and comforted him skillfully.

Osamu Dazai fell into a deep silence, and after a while he said desperately, "No, no, my heart hurts when I think that my little boy is already married and has children when I'm not around. What's the meaning of life? Woolen cloth?"

"..." The silver-haired kid was silent for a moment, "It turns out that uncle, you have a piece of green on your head..."

"It doesn't matter uncle, life must be a little green." The lifeless silver-haired curly kid decided not to talk to the lower who had failed in life in front of him, "It's getting late, Yinsang, I'm going back, in case uncle your head The piece of green looks cute on Yinsang, if it wants to float on Yinsang's head, it will be terrible."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, why did he want to hit someone so much.

But, the most important thing in front of us is... Dazai Osamu grabbed the only living person present who wanted to escape with his blood-stained hand. This wilderness is a battlefield, who knows when the next time a living person arrives? When did it happen, he must eat now!Have a meal!

"Hey, uncle, as an adult, don't you think you're a bit of a bully following Yinsang?"

"Of course not." Osamu Dazai smiled, "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of villain who bullies the small, I just want to make a living with your family."

"Uncle, you can eat it just by looking at it! My family doesn't have any extra food to feed you! Don't you feel ashamed? Such a big man wants to eat soft rice all day long? I feel ashamed for you, Yin It's over!"

"I'm sorry, before I woke up from the battlefield, I have been living on soft food all the time."

"No wonder uncle, your wife doesn't want you!"

"It's too much, boy, you are too much, I was hit, I was seriously injured, you must be responsible!" The whole person was like a koala, almost hanging on the silver curly hair.

The silver-haired kid is just shameless, but!Mr. Dazai has no face!

The corner of the boy's mouth twitched when he was forcibly touched, he exerted all his strength, trying to struggle away from this strange uncle, but it was a pity... Although his whole body was limp, Osamu Dazai still had the advantage of his weight as an adult.

Just when the two were chattering all the way, they arrived at their destination.

Looking at the building that caught my eye, it was in a very ancient style. There was a wooden plaque hanging at the door, with the four characters "Matsushita private school" written on it, "Matsushita private school?"

"Uncle, what's your opinion?" The curly-haired boy looked at the uncle who claimed to be an expert in eating soft rice. As long as he dared to say a single word, Ah Yin would make this uncle see the sun of tomorrow.

Just when the silver-haired, curly-haired boy had a fierce look in his eyes, the wooden door was slowly opened, and a man with long, smooth, light brown hair came out of the room. The man had a gentle smile on his face, and looked tolerantly. To the clamoring brat, "Yinshi, didn't the teacher say that you should be polite when dealing with people?"

The little devil who was caught by the teacher clicked his tongue quite agitatedly, and retorted, "Mr. Songyang, it's not my fault! It's this uncle..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the man who was still breathless and dying, the kind of man who was hanging his last breath, rushed to his teacher at an unimaginable speed and grabbed the hand of the teacher who was shocked by this accident. He said affectionately, "You are as gentle and elegant as the first morning dew. I wonder if you are willing to die in love with me, a beautiful girl?"

Sakata Gintoki:! !Ma Ma, look, there is a living pervert here!

Yinshi didn't know whether he should first complain about his beautiful, gentle and generous teacher Songyang being treated by this pervert as a woman's favor, or just pull out a knife and hack to death the gentle, beautiful, intellectual and generous teacher Songyang A pervert with ill intentions is good.

However, at this time, the teacher who was regarded as a woman by a completely strange man actually smiled, and he said to the uncle in front of him in a friendly tone, "You are still the same, Dazai-san, it seems that so many years have passed, your eyes The old problem of lameness is still not cured."

Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and after carefully observing the beauty with long light brown hair, he quickly backed away, with the corners of his mouth twitching, "You're still as beautiful as ever, Komatsuyo~"

"Wait, is it possible that Mr. Songyang is the one you said, Uncle, who gave up after you went to the battlefield?"

Yinshi felt as if he had discovered some secret.

Tsk, the world of your adults is so dirty.