[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The standard eight-toothed smile that was comparable to the girls in the airport cracked, "Impossible, you Xujiang...you obviously don't have that ridiculous Yuedai head!"

"You don't either?"

A rhetorical question succeeded in counter-killing.

"Ahhh what should I do!!" Shocked by this fact, Osamu Dazai became irritable, "Is this considered cheating??? I clearly told Chuya that she committed suicide with only one man in her life! !"

And now... not only did he lose his first time, but he also happily lost his second time. Otherwise, he would have lost his gender for the third time, fourth time, and countless times.

"Chuya? Do you have any companions?" Xu didn't know the strange brain circuit of the man named Osamu Dazai, and he refused to know. He keenly grasped the key information revealed by Dazai in a violent state.

Osamu Dazai pretended to be crazy and foolish, "I don't care, I don't care, since you have taken away the first time from him, then he is yours! You are responsible!"

And sacrificially, Xiao Xiao took back the grilled colorful mushrooms that he had handed over. Since she is not a beautiful girl, then... sorry, please do it yourself.

Mr. Dazai said that he is so narrow-minded!It's that sexist.

When the time comes, it doesn't matter if there is a bite to eat, he is more happy than the food in Dazai's hand... the appearance of the same kind.

"What the hell are you? Are you also a 'ghost'?" The 'ghost', who has been feared and repelled since birth, even began to loathe himself, felt joy from the bottom of his heart at this moment, he thought Thinking about the few days I spent peacefully with humans...

He remembered that the act of showing kindness in humans should be... Pulling the nerves in the face, raising the corners of the mouth and making an expression that is defined as a smile?

This expression was frozen deep in my memory, and then I smiled for the first time in my life to the man I had known for less than a day.

As if a monster opened its bloody mouth and was ready to eat, Osamu Dazai looked at this expression that could barely be called a smile with twitching corners of his mouth, was amazed, and praised sincerely, "This is really the most special thing I have ever seen. smile."

It's so special that people feel that they can see the blooming flowers of the other side of the Santu River in the next moment...

Mr. Dazai, who is very funny, thought of something interesting. He told the ignorant 'evil ghost' from the experience of someone who has experienced it, "In the human world, your smile is always good, so you must, absolutely smile more. oh."

"yes?"

"Of course." The answer was very decisive, "In order to thank you for bringing me such a beautiful world, I decided to tell you a secret."

It can be said that in order to satisfy his own bad taste, Mr. Dazai also spent a lot of money.

"You said..." Although he hesitated to the man's words, Xu felt that since the man in front of him dared to guarantee his most important secret, maybe his learning ability was really that strong?

Pretending not to notice the little hesitation of the brown-haired boy, he slowly unfolded a poignant love story that combines national hatred and family hatred, and transvestites.

"Once upon a time there was a young man in a small village who fell in love with a monster." The kite-colored eyes were full of nostalgia and even despair, "He looks so good-looking, his small figure is bigger than the sun And the dazzling orange hair and the vast sea in the eyes..."

"The young man drowned in the sea just at a glance. The immortal Mr. Monster has always had a wish. He hoped that he could die. The young man decided to help Mr. Monster realize his wish...they embarked on the journey together, After defeating the cruel and unscrupulous king of the second disease who was plundering people's fat everywhere, they went all the way west to defeat the evil dog queen hovering in the miasma forest, and the young man finally found a way to realize Mr. Monster's long-cherished wish."

"What is it!!" Xu's eyes were red, he even panted heavily, and grabbed the man's arm impatiently.

"Young man, have you heard of the law of conservation of mass?"

"what??"

Osamu Dazai showed the contempt of a top student, so he said that this class of students is the worst class he has ever taught!

"The so-called law of conservation of mass means that under ideal conditions, no matter what kind of shape change the force produces, its total mass will not change."

Narrowing her eyes dangerously, "Speak human."

"It's like if you want to eat apples and buy them in the market, you have to pay the same amount of money."

"What does this have to do with that young man finding a way to end the immortality of monsters?"

Facing the impatient student, the handsome young man sighed, "Why are you so impatient? Listen to me, the young man challenged Mr. Monster. The proud Mr. Monster laughed at the young man's overreaching behavior. But he agreed, but Mr. Monster, who trusted the young man too much, didn't know that the young man put down the sweat medicine that was enough to faint an elephant in the glass of wine that the young man asked Mr. Monster to drink before the two said goodbye."

Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai looked at the brown-haired boy who had been fascinated with great interest, paused for a while, and after successfully getting the boy's dissatisfied eyes, he continued leisurely, "Mr. Monster fainted, and the young man hid in the The dagger on his body stabbed Mr. Monster in the heart, and Mr. Monster died..."

"Impossible!" Xu Feng retorted loudly with excitement, if stabbing the heart would kill him, he would have died countless times after being cut into pieces, cramp and bone digging, "You're lying!"

Indifferently knocking off the boy's finger pointing at him, Osamu Dazai smiled, as if a flower with a rotten smell rotted in the dark and bloomed here, "The young man kissed Mr. Monster's lips, whose body was getting colder , and then... after eating the flesh of Mr. Monster, the two finally merged into one, and then the young man became the new Mr. Monster..."

Osamu Dazai fell into a frenzy after falling in love, "Ah, my little boy...my dearest Mr. Monster...how long... how long has it been since I saw you again?"

It has to be said that Mr. Dazai, who graduated from the Yokohama Central Academy of Drama with a major in drama, can score 82 points for this performance, and the remaining 18 points are given in the form of 666.

However, two deepest impressions were engraved on the blank paper that can be regarded as nothingness. First, he was completely killed by someone, and second, the person who killed him voluntarily ate his own flesh and inherited his immortality. Ability.

In an open mind, the monster that Dazai said is very likely to be the same existence as himself, and the young man who killed the monster is needless to say the black-haired young man in front of him who fell into madness.

After secretly remembering the cultivation of a human being who can kill him in his heart, Xu felt that the man's last bit of value was gone, so he was very ruthless and prepared to leave, but at this moment he was hugged by the man with sharp eyesight and quick hands. Grabbing his waist, he shouted loudly, "You can't leave, the first time you, a heartless man, took someone away, did you pat your ass and leave?"

I'm afraid it's not too beautiful.

Dazai, who almost collapsed a world because he accidentally played high, when he was angrily kicked out of the Xingyue world by Gaia, the world consciousness, he was also very cautiously retaliated by Gaia.

He didn't realize it at first, but as Osamu Dazai gradually stabilized his spiritual body in this world, he found that his body was simply fragile, not just a little bit.

After two sessions of surfing, his body is like fragile glass, which can be broken at the touch of a touch. For example, even if he is drinking soup, he must now be careful whether he will be hurt by swallowing too fast. Vulnerable internal organs cause profuse bleeding.

Porcelain dolls that shatter when touched.

Before Mi Jiang recovers his strength, he urgently needs a bodyguard, after all...

It's not so good to be hungry.

"What are you doing!" Xu reacted greatly to the unexpected physical contact, he shook his hand violently...

Then, the black-haired young man who was still as strong as a cow just now spat out a mouthful of dark red blood with a 'poof' as if he had suffered some devastating attack.

Accompanied by bursts of coughing, blood was spit out mouthful like pouring water.

"What's the matter with you?" Still retaining a bit of kindness, she was still a bit worried when facing this man who could barely be regarded as the same kind.

"No...it's nothing, it's just that the internal organs were crushed by your blow, and the blood was a little uncontrollable for a while, but it doesn't matter, Xu Jiang, I won't die, you don't care about me, just go your own way That’s the way. Even if you are half dead on the deserted path due to blood loss, it has absolutely nothing to do with your waving just now!”

Emphasize that wave again.

Xu frowned, "What's going on?" This man was alive and kicking at dawn, jumping up and down with him in search of the most beautiful place to die.

"It's just a small curse. After all, the young man's method of killing Mr. Monster is not so glorious... As the price, the young man's body will become more fragile than paper without warning every time. Don't worry, all of this is a curse, and has nothing to do with your blow just now...Wow..." The important thing must be emphasized three times!

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai tilted his head to the side with a calm face, and spit out another mouthful of blood from his mouth.

Due to the sudden excessive blood loss, the already fair skin became even more morbidly pale, matching the blood stains on the lips that the man didn't care to wipe off...

This man named Osamu Dazai is as contradictory as an oil painting that symbolizes life and death.

Xu made a conclusion in his heart and said helplessly, "I will take care of you at most until you recover."

"Of course! Do I look like the kind of person who won't leave?"

Virtual image."