[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Ignoring Osamu Dazai's increasingly unreliable answers, watching Enkidu gnaw off the last bit of meat on the horse's bone, touching his slightly swollen belly, and when he was ready to leave after the contented predation, Nakahara Nakahara slowed down. Slowly walked in front of the green-haired boy.

"Hey, now that you have revealed your human form, don't act like those beasts."

"Human?" Blinking his eyes curiously, Enkidu repeated the pronunciation of the word. Although he was born proficient in a hundred languages, Enkidu himself was created by the gods to check and balance the "immoral" king. Strong weapons, no god will care whether a weapon has its own emotions.

When he was dispatched to this continent, he even walked on the ground in the form of a wild beast, and it was the first time he communicated with humans, so it was inevitable that there would be bumps in his speech, " What is a person? Can... eat...?"

The magic mist forest, known as the dwelling place of the gods, exists like a holy place on this continent. Human beings are in awe of this place, and never dare to cross the thunder pond for fear of disturbing the gods' nap.

This also led to the fact that apart from Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu, the two priests who came here at the order of the goddess, Enkidu, who has been living in the magic mist forest, saw a living person for the first time.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the indistinguishable young man in front of him, and felt a little distressed, ah, this is really bad, is it that the teaching is going to start from here?

"People are creatures like you and me." Zhong Yuanzhong also pointed to himself, and then pointed to the innocent young man himself, "They are the same kind and cannot be eaten."

"The same kind, can't you eat it?" The green-haired boy tilted his head, a bit unable to understand the relationship between the two.

The green-haired boy in front of him looked handsome and innocent. No one would have guessed that he devoured a whole horse ferociously just now.

Despite its human form, it is a complete beast when it comes to hunting and eating.Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the traces of dried blood between Enkidu's pink fingers, sighed, took out a handkerchief from his bag resignedly, and motioned for him to stretch out his hand, just like a mother gently wiping his hand. Like a child with dirty hands after being naughty outside and playing in the mud.

Zhongyuan Zhongye carefully wiped off the dried blood on Enkidu's body one by one with a focused expression.

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya, who was teaching friendly in front of him, with crooked eyebrows, "What is Nakahara Mama, isn't she good at teaching children?" It made him think of being called a high-level Hong Kong gangster four years later. Mama Sang's hit it too.

"Then Dazai, don't you have anything to say to the child you met for the first time?" Nakahara heard Dazai's teasing, the corners of his eyebrows twitched, and he snapped back angrily.

But I didn't expect that mentally handicapped man with a strange brain circuit to laugh even more happily after hearing this, "Oh, did Chuya admit our relationship?" It was a completely unexpected surprise, Xiao The dwarf accepted the stalk so naturally.

To be spared?nonexistent.Looking at Chuya with an annoyed expression on his face, Osamu Dazai demanded aggressively, "If Chuya, you call someone your husband, let alone a meeting gift, I will give you even a salary card!"

Nakahara looked at Dazai whose pale face was flushed abnormally due to sudden excitement, and felt that he was careless, "Dazai, your salary card?"

Come on, the black income in those years was not enough for you to compensate yourself for the lost wages caused by suicide and martyrdom for no reason, and the maintenance costs of various departments, "I'm afraid you are not conscious." It seems that in those years, he only needed one person to do Two jobs, one salary and one reserve fund, redeeming some garbage that was deducted from the Bawang meal in the restaurant.

Thinking about it this way, Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly felt that he had suffered a huge loss, a blood loss.

emmmmm... So Chuya, your focus is actually to complain about Dazai's meager salary instead of the husband that Dazai said?

Before Zhong Yuanzhong could react, a crisp voice asked in a puzzled tone, "Dad? Mama?"

Enkidu was full of curiosity about all the words he had never heard before, but... "Liar, Mama is a female!"

He doesn't read much, so don't lie to him.

The pronunciation of the word mother is almost the same for all species. He once saw a newborn deer with those watery black pupils open, and the first cry was the mother in deer language.

"The two of you are obviously two males. And... I am not your child." To be honest, as a creature of divine blood, Enkidu's mother should be the goddess of creation, Alulu, and his father gave him divine blood Anu, the father of the gods.

Facing those childish gazes, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he had to look at those green eyes that trusted you wholeheartedly and tell a deceitful lie, this kind of thing...

Concubines can't do it!

Nakahara Chu couldn't say it, but it doesn't mean that Dazai Osamu, a shameless bastard, couldn't say it. Dazai Osamu stroked the dull hair on Enkidu's head with a smile, "Oh, young humans can't say It's male and female, man and woman."

"Hey Dazai, is this the point?"

"Zhongye, didn't someone tell you that when Papa is educating the children, it's better for Mama not to interrupt?" Your doing so is very detrimental to the children's ideological education!

"Is that so, Nakahara Mama?" Enkidu tilted his head, and looked at Nakahara Chuya, who had a distorted face. .

After being unconsciously patched up, Zhong Yuan Zhong also died of anger. He finally understood that each of these dumplings looked like white glutinous rice, but they were all black when cut.

Enkidu, who didn't get a response from the Central Plains, turned around in disappointment, inexplicably aggrieved, "But why are two male... no, men can marry?"

As if he had encountered a problem that he was very interested in, his green eyes were filled with pure curiosity, so that he didn't even care about the flash of grievance in his heart.

Osamu Dazai felt that the best assist in this chapter would be awarded to this creature of God. He was worried that he would not have the opportunity to confess to the little man, and this opportunity came to him.

"Because of love." Osamu Dazai smiled, "When you go from admiring to admiring to falling in love with a certain person, time is the best place to combine, and everything will eventually turn into a sentence of "I love you, from now on." From then on, gender doesn't matter anymore."

The kite-colored eyes are no longer filled with dead silence, but instead flow out of the shining tenderness and light that has never been seen in the Central Plains.

Surrounded by such gazes, Nakahara also subconsciously sensed that something was wrong. This damn self would really be lame four years later, so he should have eaten Osamu Dazai.

He was a little flustered and didn't know how to say, "Dazai, you..." He wanted to cry a little bit, and wanted to communicate with himself four years later, what would he think four years later, isn't this just looking for abuse!

The curious baby Enkidu didn't know the entanglement in Nakahara Chuya's heart at this time, he was like a child who got a beloved toy, turned into a hundred thousand whys, and held Dazai Osamu with great interest and kept asking, " How can I distinguish between love and sex?"

Even uncivilized beasts have ambitious ambitions.

Just like the lion, the king of all beasts, the male lion longs to have its own group, because of this desire, it will challenge the aging leader of the group time and time again.

But Enkidu couldn't understand how love and lust could be linked.In his understanding, love should be a purer human emotion.

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai, who is dressed in a white sacrificial robe, is an extremely reliable and trustworthy priest in the eyes of people who don't understand his nature.

Facing Enkidu, who was as pure and white as an ignorant lamb, Osamu Dazai thought of some mighty king, just like a benevolent priest enlightening a lost lamb.

Xun (kai) Xun (shi) good (wa) lure (keng), "When you start to appreciate a person, and talk to him about everything, when you have a tacit understanding, you are in love with him. If that person is willing to Sharing all his glory and wealth with you can prove that he is also in love with you."

Osamu Dazai found out from Gaia that Enkidu would be able to enjoy half of Gilgamesh's King's Noble Phantasm after he emerged as a heroic spirit.

There is nothing to talk about between close friends, there is a tacit understanding, and the two even split up with their wives, Mr. Dazai smiled with Heshan.

"Right, Chuya?" Looking at Enkidu's suspicious eyes, in order to strengthen the credibility of his words, he decisively dragged Zhongya into the water.

Because of Osamu Dazai's sudden confession-like words, Nakahara Chu, who became restless, didn't pay attention to what Osamu Dazai was talking about, and nodded indiscriminately, "Yes, Dazai is right."

Facing the only two human beings that Enkidu has met so far, Enkidu still doesn't know the dangers of human nature, and deeply remembers the first lesson in life he learned, the lesson about love, in his mind. middle.