[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The Mistwood has no fog.

Different from the smoky and lifeless imaginary, accompanied by bursts of crisp birdsong, and occasional furry squirrels poking out of the verdant pine forest, Osamu Dazai felt that if the little dwarf thoughtfully prepared a box of delicious bento, he would It's really like traveling.

This is a different trainer from the brochure!

You are so sunny and full of spring, how can he be scared when the time comes, and then plunge into Zhongye's broad chest (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

"Hey, Dazai, please clean up the trash in your head, thank you."

"Zhong Ye is too much, how can you say that about me! When people are angry, they need to kiss, hug and hold Zhong Ye high to get up."

"Then you'd better roll on the ground and don't get up." Kicking the man behind him off the horse, "You can't go away."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his lower back, feeling that after Chuya found out that his physique had improved, he often beat him up and became unscrupulous.

"It's too much, but it's related to your sexual happiness for the rest of your life?" Osamu Dazai rubbed his waist and said aggrievedly.

Nakahara Nakaya looked down at the man driving the train with his mouth full, with a fierce look in his eyes, "Dazai, try saying it again?"

"OK, OK." Osamu Dazai made a gesture of surrender, "If you don't order Chuya, you won't be able to marry in the future."

"Too! Zai! Rule!"

"Chuya, squat down!" Suddenly, Zhongya Zhongya didn't know what happened, but because he deeply trusted his unreliable partner, he hugged his head sideways and rolled straight off the horse Falling, the body curled up into a hemispherical shape to reduce the impact.

In the moment when Zhongye just fell from the horse in the Central Plains, accompanied by the roar of a wild beast, a figure like lightning pounced on the horse just now. The posture of feet on the ground, like a wild beast that has not yet been opened up, bit the black horse's neck straight.

Within a few breaths, the black horse uttered a mournful cry, and fell heavily to the ground, unable to rest in peace.

"What's the situation?" Zhong Yuan, who had escaped, felt as if he had gone to the wrong set. This kind of sense of sight of "Animal World" dubbed by Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, "Is it the enemy, Dazai?"

Because of this sudden situation, Nakahara Chuya stared at the green-haired boy in front of him with a heavy expression, not knowing whether he was an enemy or a friend?Or a girl?Vigilantly pulling his partner behind him, he was on guard against any emergencies.

"No, Nakaya." Osamu Dazai poked his head out from Nakahara Nakaya's slender waist, and stared at the center of their discussion, the green ball that was so concentrated like a beast eating, "That's probably you Son, Zhongyuan Mama."

"Huh? Just be normal, you bastard!"

"Isn't it Chuya?" Dazai Osamu didn't think there was anything wrong with his words, "Didn't you be asked by the goddess Inanna to take care of a certain large baby?"

Nu Nuzui, "Hey, that's it."

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard Dazai Osamu's slightly yin and yang tone, and the wells on his head appeared one after another, "You bastard, what's wrong?"

"No, I just suddenly thought, why is Chuya so young, why are you so good with women?" In the past, there was the shadow of childhood in Yokohama, and there was the head of Hongye who was worried about the marriage of the younger generation. Let the slug come to Ling Yueji who arranged the marriage, and now it is good, the sisters are all gone, and the goddess with the grace of life-saving appears.

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't understand why, "If I really want to say it, Dazai Osamu, you, a man who dares to marry a woman who is the boss of the hostile forces, dares to marry you to die in love, what kind of mentality do you have to complain about my female affinity?"

I'm afraid you don't want to be beaten.

Without explaining too much about what he said, Osamu Dazai had a smile on his pale and delicate face, "That's because Chuya, you are small and short, and you always wear that black shame hat, no matter how you look at it I am handsome, unrestrained and suave, so I am more attractive to beautiful young ladies."

"Oh? You, the dead mackerel of a thousand-year-old suicidal man, can really say something like that." One sentence stepped on several thunder points in the Central Plains, so naturally he didn't have a good temper.

Osamu Dazai smiled, and the handsome face favored by the gods was magnified in front of Nakahara Nakaya, "Is Nakahara jealous?" After gesturing the heights of the two with his bandaged right hand, he was half joking. He said, "If you can dress up as a man, I might consider dying in love with you~"

"Oh, I'm afraid you haven't woken up from a dream."

"But Chuya, your skeleton is super small, which is super suitable for wearing a beautiful little dress~" Dazai Osamu coaxed, "Don't you really want to try Chuya? You must be a big beauty~"

Nakahara also felt that things started to go wrong, why did he discuss dressing up as a woman with his deadly rival in a scene that looked like a beast eating?

He kicked Osamu Dazai with his foot, and signaled with his eyes, "Hey, Dazai, don't you think you should get rid of that lump first?"

"Ale, isn't this your task in Chuya?"

"Heh, aren't you the foreign aid invited by Inanna?" To teach the beast or something, do you want him to fight with him?

Seeing that the black horse's body was almost eaten by the frail green-haired boy until only a skeleton, fur and internal organs remained, Osamu Dazai sighed, "Well, according to the fairy tales, Enki was killed by a The unknown prostitute gave you enlightenment, Zhongya, go boldly, I will give you sufficient technical support in the rear!"

Osamu Dazai gave him an encouraging smile, gave his former partner a thumbs up, and signaled him to go boldly.

"You unscrupulous bastard, Qingmao!"

Chuya Nakahara swept a spiral kick and was dodged by Osamu Dazai, narrowly avoiding it, patted his chest, with a small expression of rejoicing after the disaster, "Wow, it was so dangerous, I almost got kicked by you, Chuya. "

"Don't try to lie to me! It is said in the epic that Enkidu's incarnation and enlightenment came from that unknown prostitute." In other words, the prostitute has appeared, "You should f*ck Don’t you just want to see me make a fool of yourself and wear women’s clothing?”

"Oh, Chuya, you actually think with your brain?" Osamu Dazai hated that today's dwarf is so smart that he didn't fool around.

Alas, there is nothing in women's clothing, only the little dwarf who was young at that time, who was coerced by Sister Hongye with absolute force, and who was short-lived at the fireworks festival.

That is really a treasure of the world.

When everyone was guessing who the beauty in kimono who caught a glimpse after the fireworks display was over, Osamu Dazai had already guessed the truth.

If I knew that that year, I should have desperately taken a picture of the little dwarf.

That's a bloody business.It's a pity that Miss Hongye's head guard is too tight.