[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Mr. Dazai, the youngest cadre of the former port black, started class~

There are too many suitors around the little dwarf, and the force value of each one is over the top, what should I do?

Of course, I wish all the rivals in love in the world will eventually become lovers.A troublesome smile.jpg

Osamu Dazai tried his best to match his love rival Inanna and transferred his target to the street lamp king who was said to have a good impression on his little dwarf later.

Is internal consumption bad?

Hitting a snake and hitting three inches, I have to say that Osamu Dazai talked about what Inanna feared the most.

Even if she is a god, before being a god, Inanna was a woman first.There is no woman who is not afraid of aging and becoming ugly, even a goddess is no exception.

What's more, as the goddess of beauty, Inanna is even more afraid of the marks left by time on her delicate face.That's why she became nervous after she noticed that the god king Anu's divine power had declined.

Because she, who was supposed to remain a girl forever, slowly began to grow up.

Although after entering the adult body, Inanna's appearance seems to be frozen in this period, and will not grow further.However, facing the fear of aging anytime and anywhere, she is only a straw away from collapse.

Inanna said that she had to think about it and let Osamu Dazai step down first.

But, a few days later, after she found a white hair in her black hair, which was thick like seaweed, the psychological defense of the goddess of love and lust collapsed.

And at this time, Osamu Dazai's seductive words came to her ears from time to time.

She summoned Zhongyuan Zhongya to the temple again, her eyes were sad, and she cried, "Zhongye, you have to help me."

Thanks to Sister Hongye who spared no effort to teach him the cultural lessons in those years, even though Nakahara Chuya did not have a script, he could still guess from the names of these overly familiar NPCs that maybe the person with supernatural power that Dazai was talking about was writing the script. , probably based on the oldest heroic epic in human history, the Epic of Gilgamesh.

Relying on himself to work hard all the way, Nakahara Chuya, who finally knew the outline of the plot, finally let go of the big rock that has been hanging in his heart.

"Goddess you should know, just like the day you rescued me back to the temple, the fierce beasts in the magic mist forest have been your most loyal supporters." He knelt down on one knee, comforting the sad god , "What do you need me to do?"

#Without a script, I can break out of the sky with the outline#

"The strongest creation created by God King Anu ordered the creation goddess Alulu has been completed." The gears of fate have begun to turn slowly, "but now it is only a half-finished product."

"it?"

"That's right, it." Inanna nodded, "The puppet called Enkidu is not so much a human being as a weapon without any reason. He is more like a god who has no power at all. follower."

After Gilgamesh was out of the control of the gods, the gods urgently needed an item with a weapon of mass destruction to compete with him and defend the unshakable position of the gods.

"The only order the god-king gave to the irrational one was to kill Gilgamesh."

"Do you want me to kill Enkidu before he comes to Uruk?"

Inanna laughed when she heard such a straightforward answer, "No, Chuya, the strongest god's tool will be my gift to the new king. I want you to civilize the beast, let it gain rationality, and learn to think .”

It is no secret to the gods that the goddess Inanna retrieved a beast from the Mist Forest many years ago.Although the power of the god king Anu is going to decline, she is still high above the gods. She is not that stupid. At this moment, she openly broke skin with the god king.

After hearing the plan of the goddess Inanna, Nakahara also wanted to hit someone a little bit.

If he remembered correctly, Enkidu, the creation of divine blood, learned ethics and common sense by imitating a certain goddess after he first appeared on the earth.

According to Osamu Dazai's so-called primary principle that history must never be violated, this shouldn't be asking him to dress up as a man (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Isn't this question a bit out of line?

"Do you think it's suitable for me to go?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also asked.

Inanna: ... To tell the truth, Inanna herself felt a little nonsense for this beast who could do anything but not have many BBs to be the so-called teacher.

Sighing, he had no choice but to add a man who was talking about running trains into his team, "Don't worry, I've found a helper for you. All you need to do is to use all means to prevent that man from doing it." Do anything that is obscene and obedient."

"That man?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also very curious. With Inanna's cautious character, apart from herself who was picked up by her back to the temple in the legend, who else could be entrusted with such an important task by her with confidence.

Inanna smiled, thinking that the little pet beside her was worried about losing her status, and said in relief, "You can rest assured that my promise to you will not change."

I have to say, it is so cute that the beast who is worried about being abandoned by its master wags its head and tail at its master, so that the goddess who has always been affectionate and cold is moved to feel pity.

"No..." I think there is a certain misunderstanding between us.

"Good boy, I know."

Chuya Nakahara: Forget it, as long as you are happy.

Inanna stayed in the temple for a while to cultivate their feelings, and Zhongyuan Zhong also left slowly under Safin's eyes that were about to spit fire.

After explaining the things in his hands to his subordinates, Zhongyuan Zhong also started to set off. After seeing the familiar figure at the gate of the city, there was a wonderful feeling deep in his heart.

"Pfft, Chuya, I'm afraid the black horse you're holding is taller than you. It really is a short man who can't grow taller no matter how hard he tries." Dazai Osamu taunted, clutching his stomach exaggeratedly.

The blue veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead bulged, and then a fist appeared in front of Dazai Osamu's eyes, which grew from small to large, and it was firmly attached to his abdomen.

Smoke is everywhere.

The strongest physical master of the port mafia showed a bloody smile, "Dazai, what were you talking about just now? Speak up, I didn't hear you clearly."

The fruit and vegetable stand at the gate of the city collapsed amidst the exclamations of passers-by. The tomatoes that had just been picked by the peasant women were piled up into mountains, and Osamu Dazai withstood a certain amount of impact, preventing him from directly smashing into the marble city wall.

Coupled with the body that has been constantly washed by spiritual power for a long time, and the body that has been strengthened by Gaia and turned into a heroic spirit, he does not have to faint directly like before.

However, the pure white sacrificial clothing was dyed red by the juicy tomatoes, and looked like a soldier returning from a bloodbath from a distance, with a head full of vegetable leaves.

It looked very pitiful.

Osamu Dazai covered his still throbbing abdomen and got up, "It hurts so much, what I said is obviously the truth, why did you hit me?"

"Huh? Do you need a reason to hit you?"

The answer was so cold and ruthless that Osamu Dazai felt a little hurt. Before he could say a few more words in an aggrieved manner, he heard a cold voice from the first class.

"Dazai, I remember who told me that he was born with amblyopia in his right eye?"

Because after meeting Dazai Osamu from Central Plains, he almost never saw Dazai Osamu's true face under the bandages. In his memory, Dazai always wrapped his right side of his face tightly with a thick bandage, so that he could not see the light of day.

So, when Dazai said that his right eye was born with amblyopia, Nakahara Chuya believed it.

And relying on this reason countless times, he receives a salary and does the work of two people. From time to time, when he is so angry with someone, he comforts himself, respects the old and loves the young, and is courteous to the disabled.

As a result, look what he found today?

Zhong Yuanzhong also bent down to observe his right eye carefully, and his reflection was clearly shown in the beautiful iris that was the same as the left eye, and he said coolly, "Would you like to tell me that four years Since then, Yokohama’s medical skills have developed rapidly, and even this congenital eye disease can be cured, right?”

Careless.

Osamu Dazai quickly closed his right eye and laughed, "Chuya, you must know that the times are advancing."

For Mr. Dazai, who prides himself on being a good boy and eats soft food, the only thing he can show is Mr. Dazai who has only one face left when he is complained about by Dr. Xie Ye.

Just like the male peacock in the courtship period will subconsciously show his gorgeous tail feathers to his courtship partner, Dazai in this period, like the bear peacock in the courtship period, wants to attract his family with his face little man.

However, he subconsciously forgot that the 22-year-old Zhong Yuanzhong also knew the fact that he had been deceived by a roll of bandages for more than ten years, but the little man didn't know it.

After being beaten up by the 22-year-old shorty, is he going to be beaten by the shorty now?

It's almost like being stunned to death.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at his partner's god-favored face inexplicably, and after a long while, he let go of the neckline that had been wrinkled by his tyrannical force, "Well, forget it."

He was very terrified, this time he was so easily dodged by Dazai with just a fist, and he actually had the idea that his own dwarf would finally love others.

Unfortunately, before he could be happy, the cruel reality poured ice water on him, "Don't you think I'm reluctant to be soft-hearted towards you, Dazai?"

Chuya Nakahara spoke with a smile in his voice, so in Dazai Osamu's ears, there was a sense of distortion, "If I can keep a serious punch under your image..." He paused, Cleared his throat, "It's really difficult."

Kindly handed Dazai a mirror.

Osamu Dazai didn't know why he picked up the mirror, and then fell silent.

Who is the man in the mirror with a red dot on the left and a vegetable leaf on the right?The new clown in Uruk this year!

"Chuya, you seem to be very happy?" There was a hint of danger in the gorgeous tone.

Zhongyuan Zhong also subconsciously felt something was wrong, but his body's reaction was still a step late. After being embraced by Dazai, clusters of red and blue colors spread out at a speed visible to the naked eye on the white sacrificial clothes.

"Damn mackerel, are you a fucking three-year-old mentally retarded!!"

"Oh, but I'm the only one who is so dirty~" Taking advantage of the little man's inattention, Osamu Dazai buckled up the lump so hard that it couldn't see the shape, it could barely be called tomato sauce, and his eyes were blurred quickly. The little dwarf was caught off guard.

"Oh. You are dead, Osamu Dazai!"

The result is that the two national male gods who were ordered to investigate the changes in the magic mist forest, and the priests who are popular among thousands of boys and girls, are just like children. There's a tomato fight.

This is really Inanna seeing and wanting to hit someone.

The two of them who finally remembered what they were doing, hurriedly found the hotel before dark, finished grooming and grooming, and left the city.

The man who was being stalked by a certain man used the excuse, "Chuya, you are so short, I am really worried that you will be thrown off by the horse accidentally while riding on the horseback." let go.

If you dare to leave, I will untie your belt, let's see who is more shameless!

Nakahara Chuya: "Where's your face?"

"Hey, Chuya, you still firmly believe in such a fragile thing?"

He is also convincing in capital letters. There are people in this world who say things like shameless so confidently. Should I say that they are losing?

After feeling his bottoms slowly slipping due to external forces, Nakahara took a deep breath and compromised.

What can he do, he is also very helpless!

Dazai: The plan works.

For the sake of each other, mainly for the safety of Nakahara Chuya, who thinks he still has a lot of time that cannot be wasted, his own life is safe. Nakahara Nakaya has a fierce look on his face and rejected a man's repeated hopes that he can hold the rein and gallop. Prairie requirements.

Although the postures of the two are very idol drama, the height difference of more than 20 centimeters allows Osamu Dazai to hug his little boy firmly even if he is sitting in the back.

Even sometimes, with a tired face, he could put his chin against Nakahara Chuya's head, and ask lazily, "Chuya, how long is it? ~ The bones are going to be broken~"

"Cut, you physical trash."

He said disgusting words, but Osamu Dazai snickered as he looked at the little man who subconsciously tightened the reins and slowed down his driving speed because of his complaint.

Feeling a shock coming from Dazai's chest behind him, Nakahara Nakahara let out an irritable "cut", "Don't press my head, bastard!"

Men are still in the best growth period until they are 20 years old!If it's really because of you trash, he won't grow any longer, who will weep for?

Although he couldn't see the little man's face, Osamu Dazai, who could somehow guess what he was thinking at this time, couldn't bear to be hit, "Chuya, do you have any misunderstanding about your height?"

Nakahara Chuya's heart tightened, and he suddenly realized that the man behind him was from four years later. No matter whether Dazai Osamu had left the port mafia when he was there, the connection between them would not be broken.

So... Nakahara swallowed nervously, "Hey, Dazai, four years later I..."

"Nothing has changed."

"impossible!"

Osamu Dazai sighed, "Chuya, why do you think that your height, which has never grown since the age of 15, will grow wildly between the ages of 20 and [-]?"

For Nakahara Chuya who is still alive, height is probably his only pain, and now Osamu Dazai's words can be said to tear open the wound he is least willing to face, and sprinkle a lot of salt.

Shocked by this painful fact, Chuya Nakahara was in a trance. If it wasn't for Dazai Osamu's sharp eyesight and quick hands, he would almost have fallen off his horse.

Quietly pinching Chuya's waist, which was slenderer than a woman's, he felt that Chuya's figure was just right for hugging.

Compared to the tough muscular man, I'm sorry, even though he feels sorry for Chuya, he is still willing to hug this sweet and soft little man in front of him.

Moreover, "What kind of illusion does Zhong Ye make you think that you can still grow taller after years of gravity training after smoking and drinking?"

I'm afraid you haven't woken up from a dream.

Being choked up by Dazai, Nakahara found himself speechless, "But who can prove that my height is hindered by smoking and drinking?"

He accepted gravity training, but he felt that his two hobbies could be salvaged.

Regardless of Chuya's struggle, Osamu Dazai easily turned the little man over and pointed at himself with a smile, "Me, Chuya, look at me, I don't smoke or drink, and I insisted on a glass of milk every day when I was growing up~ "

If you think about it carefully, it seems that Osamu Dazai really does not smoke or drink, and he even laughed at him for saying that he smells like milk.

Thinking of Dazai's height of more than 1.8 meters, Nakahara was also shaken.

"Is...really useful?"

My God, the dwarfs in this period are so cute?

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya, whose ears were pink because of his shyness, and felt that he was going to suffocate, stroked his soft orange hair, "Of course it works, milk is the first element of height. "

Weird.

When Zhongye was a cub of a ferocious beast, Ling Yueji often found him so-called treasures of heaven and earth to nourish him, but what was the use?

Although there is a reason why the will of the world has been oppressing, it is impossible for people to grow taller.

No matter how many slugs eat, they are still small.

This is probably fate.Osamu Dazai thought endlessly.

However, if such words were spoken, he would probably be doomed.

Why bother?It's better to make his little dwarf happy first.

Inexplicably inspired, Nakahara Chuya has already started to put a glass of milk in the morning and evening on the agenda, but should he quit smoking, um...

"Chuya, do you think, you haven't smoked for a long time recently? Why don't you use this opportunity to quit smoking in one go?" Osamu Dazai tried to persuade.

"You bastard just want to see me tangled up, don't you?" After uttering these words viciously, Zhong Yuanzhong had already succumbed, because of the successive changes during this period, it seemed that he hadn't thought about it for a long time. It's too late to smoke.

Osamu Dazai: Plan to pass.